Listening to Zhang Lingfeng's words, Lao Gu and the middle-aged man were at a loss. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Ergou and I have changed their faces greatly, after all, the two of us have walked on the Han Tomb Mountain, and we have all seen the things that "do not exist" in the eyes of others!

When others say this, I may think about whether it is true, but when this comes out of Zhang Lingfeng's mouth, it is a certainty!

Although this cargo likes special services and can catch ghosts, he is a professional!

"Brother Lingfeng, isn't it?" I asked uncertainly.

Zhang Lingfeng glanced at me, invisibly revealing a majesty, I can hardly imagine what it is like for him to go to ****.

"To be exact, he will seek revenge on the three of us, but everyone knows how to pick up soft persimmons and pinch them, and ghosts are no exception, compared to the three of us, he is the softest." Zhang Lingfeng pointed at Lao Gu and said.

"What, you dare to say that I am a seven-foot man?" Lao Gu was immediately unhappy when he heard this, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Come on, come on, let's take off our pants and say bright words, compare and compare, and see who is the soft persimmon." ”

If it weren't for Li Ergou on the side who grabbed Lao Gu's trouser belt with all his might, Lao Gu would have rushed up, this guy is just a violent temper, otherwise he wouldn't be able to suppress our class.

"Idiot." Zhang Lingfeng rolled his eyes and ignored Lao Gu, I don't know if he was too lazy to pay attention to Lao Gu, or if he really couldn't beat Lao Gu, after all, Lao Gu's tendons and flesh are not ornaments.

"Ahem...... Can any of you tell me what happened? At this time, Zheng Daoshan, a middle-aged man who had not spoken, coughed twice and asked.

His voice was thick and magnetic, with a majesty, and when he heard it, he was not an ordinary person, and as soon as he spoke, all four of us stopped and looked at him.

"You say, I'm too lazy to say." Zhang Lingfeng glanced at me arrogantly and stepped aside.

It is estimated that this guy is still angry with this Zheng Daoshan because he was arrested for looking for special services, but he dares to throw off the director's face, and he is the only one!

"Hey, hey." I tried to make my smile as amiable as possible, leaned in and said, "What, I call you uncle, don't you mind?" ”

"Doglegs." Li Ergou scolded in a low voice beside him.

I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy, this guy is a stupid guy who doesn't know how to do a good job of police-public relations at all.

"Well, say." Zheng Daoshan nodded and said two words.

"Hit the ghost." I said.

Zheng Daoshan's face changed, he waved his hand, and roared: "It's nonsense, if you bewitch the people again, I will lock you up." ”

I was frightened by his reaction, I thought he would be surprised and then looked at me with a look of adoration and thanked me for saving people just now, and then gave me a random reward of hundreds of thousands or the entire police officer's position, but I didn't expect him to go crazy!

But that's the case, I gritted my teeth and said, "Then you tell me what happened to the prisoner in the interrogation room just now?" Have you ever seen someone so thin throw two big living people into the air? The two police officers who came with you must not be weak, they were knocked out by him with one move, change you, can you? ”

Zheng Daoshan's anger froze on his face, frowned, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Li Xiaowang is the top soldier I specially recruited from the army, and they were all knocked down by the prisoners in one move, which is indeed weird. ”

"Now you believe it, right?" I saw that Zheng Daoshan was not brainless, and suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, if this boss didn't listen to the explanation and was going to shut us down, it wouldn't be good, after all, the female ghost was going to come back to find Lao Gu tonight!

"In modern society, there are no bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods, everything must be scientific." Zheng Daoshan said.

I frowned, how does this give you science? Modern people have been studying ghosts for a long time, and they have not seen ghosts when they fiddle with those scientific instruments, so they are not as good as Taoist priests and ghost catchers.

"Brainless, if you don't believe you'll hell with us tonight." Tsundere brother Zhang Lingfeng said.

Li Ergou on the side was probably impatient, and patted his chest with a c: "Yes, there is a kind of hell with us tonight." ”

As soon as I heard it, I couldn't wait to rush up and give this fat man a kick, damn it, this is a lack of brain tendons, and I actually said this kind of tone to the person in front of me, and I will directly put him in prison to pick up soap.

But Zheng Daoshan didn't get angry, and nodded: "Okay, then I'll go and see tonight, if not, I'll lock you all up." ”

"Don't worry, my brother is here, hell with you." Li Ergou put his arm around my shoulders and smiled, and then said to Lao Gu with a solemn face: "Old Gu, don't worry, Yazi specializes in hooking up with ghosts." ”

Hey! Why did everything come out of the mouth of this dead fat man?

What do you mean I specifically hook up with ghosts? I lifted my kick and kicked the dead fat man in the ass, and the shit fell to the ground and wailed.

I looked at Lao Gu, his face was a little ugly and pale, although he had never seen a ghost, but the word "ghost" has always been the object of everyone's fear, even if he has not seen it, he will have a little reaction when he hears it.

"Don't worry, Lao Gu, with this person here, you will definitely be fine." I pointed at Zhang Lingfeng and said.

"Hmm." Lao Gu's body was a little stiff, he looked up at me and nodded, and then nodded to Zhang Lingfeng.

"Let's go, come out with me to get some materials." Zhang Lingfeng said a word and walked outside.

A few of us followed.

said that it was to prepare materials, but in fact, there were not many things, so Zhang Lingfeng asked Zheng Daoshan to find someone to gather a few bundles of grain grass and come back, and then squatted in the police compound and set up a straw man.

Then I was asked to buy two three-meter red strings and a white candle.

Finally, when it got dark, a few of us drove to the outskirts.

It was a barren mountain, surrounded by no people, and there were towering bushes everywhere, and it was eerie and quiet, and a cool breeze blew, taking away a trace of heat from the body.

Fortunately, the moon in the sky is bright enough to see things clearly without lights.

"It's cow tears, and you can see ghosts when you wipe them on your eyelids." Zhang Lingfeng took out a bottle of eye drops and handed it to Lao Gu.

The three of them did so, wiping the cow's tears on their eyelids, Zheng Daoshan looked calm, Lao Gu was a little nervous and raised his eyes to look around from time to time, and Li Ergou, the dead fat man was like a sheep going crazy, and he didn't know if he was scared or excited.

This they do, there is a record in the "Book of Ghouls", it is called Open Heaven's Eyes, the cow is a spiritual thing, and when it perceives death, it will shed tears, I don't believe you can look at some cattle to be slaughtered in the slaughterhouse, you can see tears in the corners of their eyes, people put cow tears on their eyes, you can see some things that you can't usually see.

In addition to the tears of the ox to open the eyes of the sky, the Book of Ghouls also records several methods, including grapefruit leaves and willow leaves, two shade-gathering trees, which can be applied to the eyelids to open the eyes of the sky and see ghosts.

As for me, hum, he meowed, Lao Tzu was pitted by a bloody corpse, and his left eye became a corpse eye, hell, he meowed like playing!

Seeing that the three of them smeared the tears of the cow and opened their eyes, Zhang Lingfeng turned into a poker face, extremely serious: "Remember, no matter what you see, you are not allowed to speak, let alone shout, or turn around and run away, otherwise, you will kill him." ”

said, staring at Lao Gu: "You stand up, wait for that ghost to find you first." ”