Xie Xiaoyao squatted on the wall and lit a cigarette, leisurely waiting for Xie Laosi's arrival, constantly blowing smoke rings, shaking his head and sighing: "Uncle Wenxuan, have you put on good makeup for the pig?" When the painting is done, he comes out to smoke a cigarette with me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

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The sudden sound of people drifting in frightened Xie Wenxuan's brush and ink fell to the ground, he hurriedly grabbed the flashlight and rushed out of the utility room, shining the flashlight on the wall, and when he was about to get angry, he saw that it was Xie Xiaoyao and immediately smiled and said: "Hehe! It turned out to be Xiaoyaozai, what are you doing squatting there? When they came, they did not come into the house and sat down. Let's go to Uncle Wenxuan's house for tea. ”

Xie Xiaoyao glared at Xie Wenxuan, gently extinguished the cigarette butt, slowly straightened up, and said politely: "Uncle Wenxuan, you thought that you would use ink to color the pig; If I hadn't bumped into it, I would have thought there were two little black pigs inside. ”

Xie Wenxuan was secretly shocked in his heart for a few seconds, he calmed down a little and pretended to smile and said, "Xiaoyaozai, I'm bored and panicked alone; So, I want to trick my piglets to pass the time, in fact, they are little black pigs. ”

"Xie Wenxuan---" Xie Xiaoyao roared sharply: "Xie Laosi and Xie Ergou are about to come to your house." Hurry up and get a bucket of water to wash the ink off the piglet's body, and confess honestly, and I'll help you intercede later. Otherwise, I will let his uncle and nephew beat you to death. ”

"Xiaoyao Zai------" Xie Wenxuan knew that the matter had been revealed, and immediately pretended to be pitiful and said: "Xiaoyao Zai, Uncle Wenxuan is often full of hungry meals by himself; The day before yesterday, I saw Xie Laosi's piglet running out of the orchard, and there was no one around; I couldn't help but pick them up on the tricycle after a few days without eating. I swear, I didn't steal it on purpose; It was these two piglets who ran out of the orchard on their own to tempt me. ”

"It's really unproductive, why don't you go out and find something to do; It is difficult to marry a wife for a lifetime with a virtue like yours. ”

Xie Xiaoyao looked at Xie Wenxuan, who was poor and close to him, his heart softened, he took out a cigarette and handed it to Xie Wenxuan, "Uncle Wenxuan, why don't you go to work on my farm?" Follow Brother Wen Jin to do a good job. As long as you work hard for me for three years, I promise to give you the money to get a wife. ”

Xie Wenjin took the cigarette boy excitedly, and whispered fearfully: "Xiaoyaozai, how dare I go to work with him; In case Liu Cuihua told Xie Wenjin about it, he wouldn't chop me up. Besides, that kind of hard work is not for me at all. ”

"It's not promising, so you'll have to find something to do, right?" Xie Xiaoyao lit a cigarette and handed the lighter to Xie Wenxuan.

Xie Wenxuan lit a '328' cigarette, took a beautiful puff, and said excitedly: "Yao Zai, when will the farmhouse in your town open?" Let me be a security guard, right? The kind that sits at a security booth and watches the car. In addition to security; I'm not interested in any other work. After thinking about it, only the quiet job of security guard is suitable for me. ”

"You unproductive uncle, you are really a lazy worker." Xie Xiaoyao immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed Director Zhou's phone, and after chatting about Director Zhou's transfer, he immediately changed the topic and asked Director Zhou to find Xie Wenxuan a job as a hotel security guard.

Xie Wenxuan, who was very excited, brought a stool, brewed hot tea and handed it to Xie Xiaoyao, and then carried water as Xie Xiaoyao's noodles to wash the two piglets.

At this time, Xie Laosi also rushed to Xie Wenxuan's house, and Xie Ergou, who had been standing at the door for a long time, followed him into Xie Wenxuan's house.

didn't wait for him to get angry and reprimand Xie Wenxuan, Xie Wenxuan immediately opened his mouth, followed what Xie Xiaoyao taught, and said sincerely: "Fourth brother, I'm sorry!" It's all my fault that I was greedy for a while, and took home the pig you kept outside; After Xiaoyaozi educated me, I will now return the piglet to you in good condition. I hope you'll give me a chance to mend my ways. ”

Xie Xiaoyao didn't allow Xie Laosi to be mad, and quickly answered politely: "Fourth uncle, the piglets have been successfully found, and there is nothing wrong with them." For the sake of your family, don't embarrass the poor fellow. I'll ask Xie Wenxuan to ride a tricycle to help you send the piglets back to your orchard in person, and that's it for the rest of the day! All right? ”

Xie Laosi looked at Xie Xiaoyao and suppressed the resentment in his stomach, and said politely: "Xiaoyaozai, uncle will not be embarrassed by this nymphomaniac guy for the sake of your face; But because of this, I took the two dogs, and they went to find trouble with Lin Shuihua again; Uncle is afraid that he will come back to find trouble with his uncle? ”

Xie Xiaoyao pretended to be embarrassed: "This matter is indeed a bit stingy, but please rest assured that Fourth Uncle is assured." I'll help you solve this problem. And I still have an idea, if I can persuade Lin Shuihua to let go of his hatred and fight with you. I don't know, will you shake hands with him and make peace; Be a good neighbor? ”

"That's the best! The fourth uncle listens to you. Xie Lao Si said with a long sigh of relief.

Xie Xiaoyao stood up straight, handed over the whole bag of soft China to Xie Laosi, and said happily: "Okay, I'll go to Lin Shuihua now, and the second dog will go with me." Uncle Wen Xuan, hurry up and help the fourth uncle carry the piglet into the car. Work hard in the future. ”

"It's ------- Xiaoyaozai, you go slowly." Xie Wenxuan responded excitedly.

"Brother Xiaoyao, are we really going to Lin Shuihua's house now?" Xie Er followed Xie Xiaoyao and asked.

"Huh! Another day, Lin Shuihua and his son will take the initiative to visit you, Brother Xiaoyao. We're going back to the farmhouse now to coax the beautiful women. Xie Xiaoyao raised his hand and carried Xie Ergou and smiled comfortably.

"Brother, you are so powerful, the Lin family's father and son, father and daughter, have all been subdued by you." Xie Ergou paused, and said in a low voice: "Brother Xiaoyao, you and Lin Xiaoli are so hot; If Sister Yuxin knows, it won't be overturned. Now the whole village regards Sister Yuxin as your genuine daughter-in-law. Aren't you afraid? Or do you have a way to coax Sister Yuxin? ”

"Huh! You're so smart, you're right. ”

"Brother, then you have to teach me how to maneuver around all the beauties?"

"Huh! Teach you slowly in the future. ”

The two of them held cigarettes, laughed all the way, and rushed to the farmhouse.

At supper, Xie Xiaoyao asked softly: "Eighth master, where is Zhang Qian?" ”

"Sister Xiaohui took her back to the city for an internship." The eighth boy replied while eating the vegetables.

"What is the internship?"

"Accounting, cashiers or something, right? I don't really understand it anyway. Sister Xiaohui means that the accounts of the new store are all taken care of by Zhang Qian. ”

"Bell Bell Bell -----"

Xie Xiaoyao immediately picked up the phone and said, "Sister Xueqing, haven't you slept so late?" ”

"Brother Xiaoyao, you won't come back to see me and my sister. We're afraid --------," Yang Xueqing whispered on the other end of the phone.

"Sister Xueqing, what are you afraid of? Aren't my grandpa and Aunt Liu at home? Don't you still have your sister? ”

"They went to the city to attend the wedding of Aunt Liu's relatives." Yang Xuemei snatched the phone and whispered: "Brother Xiaoyao, come and accompany us." Your ancestral house seems to be haunted, and the second half of the night has been knocking on our door in the second half of the night, and I have been a little scared in my heart for many years. As soon as I opened the door, he was gone. ”

"You two silly sisters, Sichun! Lying doesn't work. My brother will be back soon. Xie Xiaoyao hung up the phone and secretly snickered, Hold! My house will be haunted, and they will come up with it.