"Because of the movie made by your club, the theme is novel [can it not be novel that a horror story has become a complaining conference]. The theme is rich [horror, suspense, affection, blood, and spitting, spitting and spitting] The music is beautiful [Xiao Qi's song supports the whole movie], and finally received the most votes during the reflection period [yes, yes! The whole reflection court is full of joyful laughter or something], congratulations to all of you for winning the first place in this "Micro Film Convening Event". Hereby give away the prizes, a kidney fruit (Apple) desktop computer, and a certificate of merit, hoping that the SOS club can achieve better results, go out of the campus, and run to the world. ”

Shi Naili frowned and read the official official reward article in the envelope placed on the regiment leader's desk early in the morning.

"I say! Xiaojing, isn't it a little inappropriate for you to complain about something at this time!! And it's really a pear, you just complain about it, it's really a pear is going crazy~~~" Long Er covered his head, pointed to the real pear who was holding back his anger, and said to Hiiragi Mirror.

"I'm sorry, I can't help it. But ah!!! Hiiragi slapped the table and stood up to Long'er and said, "Didn't you define me as a spit or something!" It's all your fault that I'm like this now!!!!! ”

"Is there one?!!! I don't know anything! X2 and Long Er said in unison.

"Those two over there, do you dare to look at me and say this?!" Xiao Jing pointed to Long'er who turned his head to the side and said.

"Huh! Did something happen? Why is my sister so angry," Xiao Si said in a daze, as if he had just reacted.

"Nope!! You're just going on a daily routine!! Mei Xing on the side explained to Xiao Si.

"Oh!! That's good~~~" Xiao Si breathed a sigh of relief.

"No!! I decided I'm going to smash this computer!! I don't know where to take out the baseball bat, but I rushed to the kidney fruit computer that was neatly placed on the table of the regiment leader.

"Wait!! The computer is innocent!! Ryu'er, who hurriedly stepped forward, used his body to stop Shinori's angry move.

"Whew~~~!" Looking at the baseball bat less than 5 centimeters above his head, even Long Er couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. "I said!! Okay, why do you want to smash the computer or something!! ”

"However, when I look at this computer, I feel a little stomach pain~~~ If you feel the same way, please raise your hand!!" Shi Naili frowned and said, and finally asked for everyone's opinions.

"Brush Brush Brush !!!" The SOS community voted unanimously, and even the dragon who stopped Shinori couldn't help but feel this way.

"I can detonate it!!" Xiao Qi also came up with C4 in his hand to join in the fun.

"Little prayer~~~ Please. I brought the rope, and Xiaojing and they went to turn over the flower rope~~~" Long Er pointed to the red braided rope on his desk and said to Xiao Qi.

"Oh!! Well!!! The language is always so concise, Xiao Qi silently walked to the dragon table, picked up the red rope and played with the small mirror.

After calming down Xiao Qi, it's time to settle the main thing. Ryu'er said to Shinori, who was still holding a baseball bat

"I'll admit that we did get a bit of a stomach ache for this first place, after all, the process was different from what we imagined...... Well, it's a big difference," Long Er also expressed the reason why he agreed to raise his hand earlier, "but!! This is indeed the result of all of our hard work and shooting, but can you really bear to destroy it? After speaking, Long Er looked at Shi Nai Li squarely, and asked her, the head of the group, to make the final decision.

"Shi Nai Pear~~~" The other members of the club also put their eyes on Shi Nai Pear at this time, waiting for her final decision.

"Hmm~~~~" Putting the baseball bat on the ground with both hands, Minori Ri thought with her eyes closed. But it didn't take long for Shinori to open her eyes. There was a decision. "Hmm!! Let's leave the computer or something in our club!! After all, it's the result of our efforts~~~ And the certificate or something is also generously posted!! How can we say that we also won the victory certificate against the major groups! ”

"Oh!!" There was a round of applause from the members below.

"But!" It seems that the decision of the pear is not over yet, right? "But this time, our entries will be permanently sealed as ultra-confidential files of the SOS community!!

"Oh!!!!!" I don't know if it's an illusion, why did the applause feel even more enthusiastic just after the decision was made?!!

In short, the SOS community is back to a peaceful daily life!

I'm drinking tea. Xiao Jing, Xiao Si, and Miyuki are being dragged by this party to discuss anime. Xiao Qi and Minori are playing with the flower rope.

"Long live peace!!

"Anyway, Long'er, there won't be some other reason why you protect this computer so much, right?" Shi Nari, who was playing with Xiao Qi and turning the flower rope, suddenly seemed to have a question inadvertently.

And Long Er didn't think much about the sudden question, and said without passing through his brain, "Of course, with this computer, it's okay, look at the little yellow film, browse the little yellow book~~~ Look at some harmonious things that you can't usually see." "I'm a magician after all, I beg your pardon. [Note 1]

"Oh! I see!! ”

"Click".

"Brush" sound

Holding a domestic Type 54 7.62mm pistol, he was behind Long'er in a blink of an eye, and Shi Naili stood in front of Long'er with a baseball bat in his hand.

Feel the cold touch in the back of your head. "Did you put the gun in the back of my head?" Then look at the baseball bat that is less than a millimeter at the center of the eyebrow. and the stinging cold gaze of all the members of the community

"I was joking~~~ I would never do this, I promise!!" Long Er begged for mercy and said this, and suddenly the touch on the back of his head, the baseball bat in front of him, and the cold eyes of the others disappeared as if they had never existed. The club is back again.,Kaji and the pear of the flip rope.,Small mirror,Xiao Division,Miyuki,This party is in the discussant anime.。

"Whew~~~" With a big breath, Long Er sighed, "It feels good to be alive"

"By the way, it is now stipulated that the SOS community, Article 1 of the [Group Rules], prohibits Takasu Long'er from saying some nonsense inside the club, and the violator ~~~ is sentenced to death!! Death penalty!!! Death penalty again!! Trying to think about how to turn the rope next, Shi Nari announced the first group rule since the establishment of the club.

"Hey, hey, hey!! No matter how you look at this rule, it's aimed at me!! Hearing this, Long Er hurriedly protested.

"Hmm!!!! Comments?!!! The six eyes in the X6 community swept towards Long'er, and their eyes clearly said, "If you have any opinions, I will execute you on the spot!! ”

"Huh!! This is a wise decision," Long Er said with two kelp tears in his eyes, forcibly going against his will. "In the end, I still can't resist it!! Girls or something," Long Er thought sadly as she lay on the table.

As the saying goes, blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not singular. Isn't it boring if there's only one bad thing or something~~~

The dragon returned home——————

"I'm back!" Long Er opened the door of the entrance and shouted at home.

"Welcome back! Oh! "The one who came to greet Long'er was also Taizi, who had just gotten off work.

"Hmmm! Taizi, Kirino is back, right? Ryu'er, who was tidying up his shoes, asked, Taeko behind him.

"Well, Xiao Tongno is just one step ahead of you!" Lifting the schoolbag that Long'er placed next to the Xuanmen, Taizi replied to Long'er.

"That's good."

"So please go cook now!! Dragons who only care about Kirino "

"Hey, hey, got it!! And seeing Taizi greet me every day, I'm actually very happy! After Long Er finished speaking, he went to prepare today's dinner.

"Long'er~~ is getting better and better at talking," Taizi said softly with a slightly red face at the entrance door.

After nearly an hour of busy work, I finally prepared today's dinner.

"It's time to eat!!" The dragon who wiped his hands shouted outside the kitchen.

"Hey, hey, hey!! It's coming."

"Got it!! It's really verbose."

The two different female voices responded to Long'er's words.

The three of them sat down—

"I'm moving" X2

Long'er, Taizi, and the two of them said with chopsticks between their thumbs. The remaining one did not pick up the chopsticks and did not react in any way. And as if remembering something, his face was a little ugly and he looked at the food in front of him.

Long'er originally wanted to ask Kirino about it, but thinking of Kirino Nai's attitude towards him recently, he had to signal Taizi to ask with his eyes. And Taizi also received the meaning of the dragon, and asked Kirino on the other side, "What's wrong?" Why doesn't Kokino eat it? Bad appetite?

"It's nothing, it's just that I think of someone masturbating ~ beep! The hand used to make a meal or something suddenly lost his appetite. Kirino said something unappetizing in a flat tone.

"Ahem~~~!!!!!" Long'er, who almost ate the food into his trachea, pounded his chest vigorously before finally swallowing the food. "Not really!!! Jerking! Beep! Something," Long Er quickly explained.

"Hmm~~~ I believe in Long'er!!" Taizi, who has been eating her meal very calmly, said.

"But didn't you just go into the bookstore a few days ago and buy ten little yellow books or something?!!! You didn't buy that thing just for masturbation! Beep! Or something? Kirino said to Long Er with the eyes of a reptile.

"Not really!!! It was used to bribe the student council president of our high school," Long Er explained.

"You're a liar!!" X2 Taizi and Kirino gestured with their eyes.

"It's true! That's the situation......" Ryu'er explained what had happened in the community in the past few days to Taizi and Kirino.

"Oh!! And this kind of thing, naa!! Long'er show us the video you shot, okay!! Taizi said with a curious expression.

"This ...... We've sealed the video. I'm afraid I can't see it~~~" Long Er said with some embarrassment.

"But, I'm really curious~~~~" Taizi squeezed towards the dragon.

"This ......" the dragon became more and more embarrassed.

"I'm full!!" The sound of a few dishes and chopsticks being cleaned up, Kirino quickly put the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen and went upstairs.

"Hey~~~ What's wrong with Kirino, don't you like my food so much? I finished eating it so quickly, I'm afraid I didn't eat much at all," Long Er said a little depressed.

"Hee-hee~~~~" Taizi listened to this and looked at Long'er laughing on the side without saying a word.

"If Taizi has anything to say, just say it, staring at me like this, I feel a little weird" Long'er looked at Taizi staring at him and said.

"Do you remember when Kirino was a child, she competed with me for food?" Taizi said

"Remember? What's wrong? Long Er asked suspiciously.

"Kirino has grown up now!! I know how to do it the other way!! But Taitai, I still haven't been fooled," said Taizi, and his tone was quite proud.

"You mean......" Long Er looked a little uncertain

"That's it!!" Taizi confirmed Long'er's thoughts. "However, Kirino still found a way to do it later...... Don't you think you're missing the food on your dishes? Hee-hee!! Pointing to the food in front of Long'er, Taizi snickered.

"Ah?!!!! What the!!!! "Looking down at the missing half of the meal, Long'er is already a black line." Now it's really ...... I'm hungry at night!! Long'er, who has no late-night snack habits, thought so. ——————————————————————————————— [Note 1]:

Originally, it was a legend that circulated in 2CH: "When you are a virgin at the age of 25, you can use magic, and when you are 30 years old, you can become a magician." Magician transfer table has a level every 5 years old 15-year-old magic apprentice, 20-year-old apprentice, official magician after 25 (don't ask why), high-level magician after 30 years old, great magician after 35 years old, 40-year-old magician, 45-year-old magician, 50-year-old magician, 55-year-old magician, 60-year-old sage, 65-year-old sage, 70 years old and above You are a god—————————————————————————————————————— By the way, Qingkong recently asked everyone for advice in the book review area about whether to build a QQ group. If you are interested, you can share your thoughts!! Thank you.