Yuwen Rui and Yuwen Keqin, the sons of Yuwen Da and Xiangwang, sat at the same table.

The little inner supervisor cooked the food, and the top ones were brought to this table first.

If Yu Wenrui doesn't open the table, who dares to move?

She beckoned Shen Quan and pointed out the food on the table.

"This, this, and ...... That, someone sent it to the queen mother, and the plate of pheasants told the queen mother, saying that I hunted it myself, and asked my sister-in-law to have fun together. There is also that plate of fruit, please let the Queen Mother eat some anyway, otherwise it will be easy to accumulate food at night......"

Shen Quan agreed one by one and took the order.

The ministers came to toast one after another, and Yu Wenrui accepted it absentmindedly.

Until Shen Quan turned back and said: "Back to Your Majesty, the Queen Mother likes that plate of osmanthus cake very much, and praises you for having a heart." Her old man said, 'His Majesty's archery skills are getting more and more sophisticated', and she also said, 'Even if the monarch and the ministers are happy, His Majesty should also take care of the dragon body, and it is better to drink less'. ”

Yu Wenrui stood up, straightened up, and listened respectfully to them one by one.

"Your Majesty is really good to the Queen Mother!" Yuwenda took a sip of wine and said.

"I was raised by the Queen Mother, if there was no love from the Queen Mother, there would be no Yuwenrui today."

Yu Wenda nodded, "Your Majesty is a person of grace, foolish brother admires, respect you!" ”

As he spoke, he raised the golden cup in his hand towards Yu Wenrui.

Yuwen Rui liked him to be open-minded and heroic, and he smiled slightly, and also raised the golden cup in his hand: "Thank you, Brother Dahuang." ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, and each drank a drink.

The inner prison who served on the side was filled with wine cups.

Yu Wenrui stared at the plate of roast venison in front of him, and said with a smile: "If you say that the most respectable person today is none other than Brother Qinhuang!" ”

Yuwen Keqin was shocked when he heard this, and looked at Yuwen Rui in puzzlement.

Yu Wenrui continued: "Today's autumn is fierce, galloping in the paddock, who is brave and brave with Brother Qinhuang? This title of champion is none other than Brother Qinhuang! ”

Yuwen Keqin hurriedly got up and arched his hand: "How can the minister be virtuous?" It's just a bit of stupidity. ”

"Hey, why should Emperor Qin's brother be too humble?" Yu Wenrui spread his hands, "Brother Qinhuang deserves his name, but it's a pity that I can't give you that golden bow and wronged you." Come, I will toast you with a glass of wine and apologize. ”

Yuwen Keqin was about to refuse, and Yuwen Kejian, who was standing next to him, smiled and persuaded: "Why is the eldest brother so modest? In the end, it is the intention of the imperial sister, what does this prove? Prove that our brothers are no worse than that foreign minister! ”

"Thrifty!" Yuwen Keqin drank Yuwen Kejian, "Your Majesty is here, don't talk wildly!" ”

Yuwen Kejian stuck out his tongue and shut up.

Yuwen Ruiwaner: "Brother Huang Mo is frugal, how old is he?" ”

Yuwen Keqin frowned and glanced at his own brother, shook his head and sighed: "It's not small, when Your Majesty is as old as him, it is already first-class to handle political affairs......"

Yuwen Kejian grinned: "That's nature." The royal sister is the true dragon son of heaven, and she is outstanding at a young age, which is not comparable to the younger brother. ”

As the saying goes, "three years old looks old", thrifty children are moody when they are young, and it is common to beat and scold slaves, and they are the famous "little overlords" in Xiangwangfu. Yu Wenrui always felt that the more he grew up, the more unpleasant he became, but for the sake of Brother Qinhuang's face, it was always bad for him, so he raised his glass and said: "Come, Brother Qinhuang, and drink this glass of wine!" ”

Yuwen Keqin couldn't, so he had to thank him.

Yu Wenda squinted at the three brothers and sisters, sandwiched a chopsticks of mountain chicken, took another sip of imperial wine, and squinted a pair of phoenix eyes, as if tasting the taste.

Yu Wenrui looked at him with a smile: "Brother Dahuang is so interested?" ”

Yuwenda was slightly drunk, "Your Majesty doesn't know, tonight is a good scene, good wine, and the foolish brother can't help it, recalling all the things when he traveled around the world in the past." ”

When Yu Wenrui heard this, he was poked at the center, and his eyes lit up: "Brother Dahuang is so blessed!" Traveling all over the world, I really envy it. ”

Yu Wenda swept her blazing eyes, and her gaze was even deeper, "In these thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, in addition to those scenic spots, beautiful scenery, and dangerous scenes, the most refreshing thing is all kinds of women......"

The more Yuwen Keqin listened to him, the more unorthodox he became, and he coughed lightly.

Yu Wenrui didn't care, she heard Yu Wenda say "all kinds of women", her heart moved, and she couldn't help asking: "Brother Huang has seen a lot of women?" ”

"Naturally," Yu Wenda said of the woman, his expression perked, "The emperor and the queen of heaven have their own great virtues, and they gather all the Zhong Lingyu shows in the universe in the woman's body, and the foolish brother has traveled all over the world, north to Shuo Desert, south to Miaojiang, east to the sea, and west to Huijiang, only to know that he has lived for twenty years, and he thinks that he has tasted all the treasures and enjoyed the wealth, but he is just the knowledge of the frog at the bottom of the well!" ”

Yuwen Keqin listened to him more and more stupidly, and when he heard it in his ears, it was like a beautiful sound, and he coughed a few times, trying to stop him from talking nonsense in front of the emperor again.

Yu Wenrui was listening to it with taste, and felt that Brother Dahuang was also a man of temperament. Although it is very different from his childhood yearning for "leisure", he can watch the mountains and rivers of the world, and he can be regarded as half of the same way. She wasn't going to interrupt him.

only listened to Yuwenda's words: "If you talk about women, the most beautiful one is none other than Huijiang." The women there don't know how they were born, their skin is white and greasy, as if they were fished out of cow's milk; And it's silky, like ...... It's like an egg that has just been peeled. Their eyes are beautiful, with the color of the sky......"

Yu Wenrui didn't hear his words clearly, and her mind was already attracted by the words "white and smooth skin". Somehow, it was the appearance of the sister-in-law in the day that was instantly reflected in my mind. Especially the touch when the fingertips run across the wrist veins of the sister-in-law, isn't it "white and greasy"?

There was also the sound of a tight heartbeat, "bang bang bang", Yu Wenrui's heart also beat rapidly with that rhythm, and his face was inexplicably flushed.

Is this wine so strong? However, I only drank three small cups, and I am not without alcohol on weekdays.

She was puzzled in her heart, Yuwenda had already talked about the woman in northern Xinjiang: "...... The women of northern Xinjiang are the most heroic, but they are not as gentle and delicate as the women of Jiangnan. Most of them can ride horses, and they also admire heroes who are good at archery and archery. If you are good at martial arts, you don't have to deliberately pursue it, they will take the initiative to pull you into the account at night...... Haha, the foolish brother is not talented, relying on a little bit of effort, and he has to be favored by a woman......"

"Ahem!" Yuwen Keqin couldn't listen to it anymore, he got up and arched his hand towards Yuwen Rui, "Your Majesty, the minister is drunk, I'm afraid that the nonsense will startle the holy driver, please allow the minister to retreat and sober up." ”

Yu Wenrui just followed Yu Wenda's "On Women", and he had already poured a few glasses of wine by himself. Her face was flushed, her head was slightly dizzy, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth at this stern-minded Qinhuang brother.

"Brother Qinhuang, take care of yourself! I will have fun with everyone again......"

Her words were a little vague, she hung her head slightly, listening to Yuwenda and Yuwen Kejian talking about the scenery of various places, and listening to the generals shouting and punching, and listening to the civil officials to drink and drink......

Yu Wenrui's drunkenness became deeper and deeper, his lips moved slightly, and he didn't know what he was saying. In the noisy atmosphere, only she could hear the murmuring—

"The hands are like soft wattles, and the skin is like congealed fat...... Clever smile, beautiful eyes...... Hehe, sure enough, Zhong Lingyuxiu is all in one......"

She muttered a few words, raised her snow-colored palms again, and poured a sip of wine from her glass; When the wine glass was empty, he impatiently shouted: "Shen Quan! Pour me wine! Pour ......"

Shen Quan watched the emperor drink more and more, and the wine jar in his hand became lighter and lighter, and he shrunk his neck: Ancestor! Still drinking? You're all drunk!

But he was just a small internal prisoner, and he didn't dare to stop it, let alone persuade him.

If it was on weekdays, the emperor was playful and naughty for a while, he would persuade a few words, and the emperor would not mind if he smiled. But this time, this ancestor drank too much, and Shen Quan didn't know if his persuasion would backfire.

He was at a loss in his heart, when he suddenly heard Master's shrill voice.

"Oops! Here's what to say! Look, how much did you drink? My ancestors! ”

Shen Cheng slapped Shen Quan on the back of the head again, and lowered his voice: "Confused boy, why did you let Your Majesty drink so much?" ”

Shen Quan had a bitter face, and also whispered, "Master...... I can't help it......"

Shen Chengzhan looked at it, where did the civil and military officials still have half a point of Sven's appearance? The crooked and crooked poured, the drinking order of the drinking order, the stupid smile went away. It's this seat, the older ones have left early, the younger ones are playing their own games, Yuwenda and Yuwen Kejian are shouting and shouting "Five leaders, six, six, six" and shouting lively.

Shen Cheng hides his face. Where is this kind of monarch and courtiers having fun, it's just a bunch of drunks!

To say, it's still our majesty xià who is the most drunk. No, leaning on a stump, laughing to himself, not knowing what to mutter.

He hurriedly greeted Shen Quan and a few small internal eunuchs: "Hurry up, please go back to the tent and rest." The Queen Mother and her old man ordered, but she couldn't let Her Majesty drink too much and hurt the dragon's body. ”

Several small internal supervisors finally helped Yu Wenrui, who was drunk and dizzy, up.

Yu Wenrui was bound hand and foot, struggling impatiently, "Bold! Dare to get in the way...... Hinder me from drinking! I...... I cut you ......"

When several small internal supervisors heard this, they looked at each other, and they were all afraid. What if the emperor really slashed himself with a knife with the strength of wine? Is it worth dying much?

Shen Quan wiped the sweat from his forehead helplessly.

Shen Cheng is an old fritter in the end, he leaned over with a smile, and said warmly: "Ouch, my little ancestor, why did you drink so much ......"

"I ...... I didn't drink much......"

Your legs are all weak, and your mouth is hard?

Shen Chenghe: "Cheng, Cheng, you didn't drink too much." But the queen mother, she is thinking about you, it's not good to make her old man worry, right? ”

It worked.

Yu Wenrui flattened his mouth and muttered, "You have a point...... I want to say goodbye to them......"

Shen Cheng's face darkened: What do the adults look like, what do you say goodbye!

Yu Wenrui raised his voice and said, "Zhongqing! I'm having a great night, and so do you...... Belch...... Enjoy! ”

Everyone has already drunk high, where can anyone take care of her?

Yu Wenrui heard the noisy fist stroke, and grinned: "All the family Aiqing said that they were very happy......

Shen Cheng and Shen Quan looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and the corners of their mouths twitched slightly.

Shen Quan hurriedly supported her: "Master, let's go back to the tent and sleep peacefully." ”

Yu Wenrui raised his arms and shouted: "Return to the account!" Get back! ”

Everyone hugged her and turned back to the royal tent, but they didn't want her to be drunk, but they still knew the way. Seeing that he was being hugged in the direction of the imperial tent, Yuwen Ruixiu frowned and pushed Shen Quan away suddenly.

"Wrong! Wrong direction! ”

Shen Quan had been sweating all over her body, so he had to say patiently: "Master, that's right." It is in this direction that the Imperial Tent is located. ”

"Wrong!" Yu Wenrui stiffened his neck, "Who said I ...... Want to go back to the royal tent? I...... I'm going to see my sister-in-law...... Go, go to the Queen Mother's big tent ......"

Shen Cheng and Shen are all stunned, are you so drunk, aren't you afraid of shocking the Queen Mother?

But the emperor is the emperor, they persuade and persuade, and they don't dare to force her to do anything, it's really against the dragon scales, it's not a joke.

Yu Wenrui stumbled into Jing Yan's big tent, and the palace maid lifted the curtain of the tent, and when she saw that it was her, she was also stunned.

Jing Yan heard the noise outside, and greeted the two palace maids, Bingbi and Shimo.

Yu Wenrui raised his dizzy head and saw Jing Yan. Under the dense glass lamp, my sister-in-law had just bathed, and she was wearing a plain coat, and a casual robe of the same color wrapped around her soft waist, which was even more exquisitely clear, like a piece of beautiful jade.

Yu Wenrui's heartbeat was chaotic again-

Bang bang bang......

She suddenly raised her lips, revealing two little tiger teeth at Jing Yan, muttering something in her mouth.

When Jing Yan saw her like this, he knew that she was drunk and unhappy, but she couldn't blame her for being a drunkard for a while, so she ordered the rest of the people to retreat, and ordered Bingbi to prepare a sobering soup, and asked Shen Quan and Shimo to help her sit in the room.

Unexpectedly, Yu Wenrui just passed by her and grabbed her wrist suddenly.

Jing Yan was startled, stayed closer, and heard the words in Yu Wenrui's mouth clearly, and his face was as red as blood-

"The hands are like soft wattles, and the skin is like congealed fat...... Sure enough, Zhong Lingyuxiu is all in one......"