Chapter 54: Metamorphosis
Mi Lili pinched her nose and scolded: "Lose, sister touches your head, it's my sister who looks up to you!" ”
"Lily, can you not use foul language in front of children!" Bai Xiaoyi expressed strong dissatisfaction, and Mi Lili scoffed at her opinion, "Is he still young?" Binbin, did you say you were still young? ”
Saying that, she used the dagger to tease Binbin's little JJ, Binbin was already a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy, and he had reached the age of knowing shame, Mi Lili was so light on him, he was immediately ashamed and ashamed, but he didn't dare to move, because his little JJ obviously felt the cold sharpness of the dagger. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Bai Xiaoyi was so angry on the spot that she wanted to go crazy, "Lily, don't go too far!" ”
"Binbin, is my sister too much?" Mi Lili ignored Bai Xiaoyi and continued to ask Binbin. Bin Bin almost burst into tears, "Sister, can you take the knife away first and then ask?" ”
"You answer my questions, and if I'm satisfied, I'll take it."
"Sister, are you a college student?"
"Am I not like it?"
"Compared with Sister Xiaoyi, you don't look like you."
"What's that?"
"Elephant rascal."
"Uh......" Mi Lili was very surprised, she didn't expect Binbin to be able to see through her true identity at a young age, she couldn't help but feel weak for a while, and withdrew the dagger, "Hurry up and change your pants, it stinks!" ”
Blushing, he went to take a shower first, and then changed into clean pants, as soon as he returned to the living room, Mi Lili immediately ordered him again, "Hurry up and start studying, otherwise sister, I'll cut your little jj to feed the fish!" Binbin instinctively clamped his legs, he didn't dare to slack off, took his schoolbag, and flipped through it for a long time, "Sister, which class do you teach me?" ”
"This ......," Mi Lili hesitated for a moment, then said, "Whatever, do you mean the teacher gave you a lot of homework?" You do your homework first, and if you don't understand, ask Xiaoyi. ”
Bin Binqi said: "Aren't you my tutor?" Why is there a question asked to Sister Xiaoyi, not you? ”
"Du!"
Mi Lili's dagger reappeared, and in the blink of an eye, it was inserted on the desk, "Are you sister or am I sister?" ”
Binbin's neck shrunk, "Of course it's you." ”
"It's good to know! Listen to me, start with English, before the sun goes down, you must finish all your homework, don't finish, hum ......" She stared at Bin Bin with an evil face, gritted her teeth and said, "You know! ”
Binbin pursed his lips, didn't dare to be strong, lowered his head and obediently began to do his homework.
In less than five minutes, he poked his head over, pushed the homework book in front of Mi Lili, pointed to a fill-in-the-blank question and asked Mi Lili: "Sister Li, should this space be filled in IS or WAS?" ”
Mi Lili took the homework book and looked at the homework questions, and she suddenly felt dizzy, as if she had just eaten poison. She secretly screamed in her heart that it was not good, in order not to make a fool of herself in front of Binbin, she quickly calmed down and took a deep breath, but fortunately, when she looked away from the homework questions, she was immediately refreshed.
Torture, homework is more fierce than poison, it makes people dizzy at a glance, no wonder the little kids nowadays don't like to study! Ten seconds had passed, and Millily was still apprehensive.
She threw the homework book to Bai Xiaoyi, "You can explain it to her." ”
Bai Xiaoyi wanted to let Mi Lili show her appearance, so she excused herself and said: "The tutor invited by the third aunt is you, not me, why did I explain to Binbin?" ”
Mi Lili glared, "Tehdi, I'm his tutor, and you're still his cousin!" Do you say cousin or tutor? ”
"Dear, five talks, four beauties and three loves, do you understand?" Bai Xiaoyi despised this swearing-speaking tutor, and she was afraid that Binbin would be affected, so she decided not to embarrass Mi Lili anymore, so as not to spew dirty words again.
She began to explain the difficulties to Binbin, Bai Xiaoyi is worthy of being a scholar in the fishing village, she explains the difficult problems in simple terms, easy to understand, Binbin praised Sister Xiaoyi's class well, and her lecture level can throw his teacher to Mars.
Bai Xiaoyi touched his brain, "Binbin, don't talk about your teacher like that!" The teacher is facing dozens of students in his lectures, and he has to take care of every student, of course, you can't do everything, and you feel that he doesn't speak well just because you don't understand the teacher. And I'm just talking about you alone, I'm talking about your receptivity and learning ability, so you think it's easier to accept. ”
"Hey, Binbin, I touched your head just now, you said I touched you stupidly, touched your head for Mao Xiaoyi, you laughed so much that your mouth cracked to the root of your ears?" Millily Daqi.
"You don't understand this, do you?" "If you touch me, it's called blind touching, it will mess up my aura, of course it will make me stupid, but Sister Xiaoyi touching my head is a blessing, and it gives me wisdom and strength." ”
"Lose your prison, Binbin, you call it disdain!" Mi Lili gritted her teeth, and Bai Xiaoyi was even more unhappy, "Lily, please stop speaking foul in front of Binbin, otherwise I will expose your diorama." ”
When Bin Bin heard this, he was immediately very interested, "Sister Xiaoyi, what diorama are you going to expose her?" ”
"Write your homework!" Bai Xiaoyi and Mi Lili unexpectedly scolded Binbin in unison, and Binbin made a grimace and continued to do homework. An Internet addicted teenager, under the violent intimidation of Mi Lili, has successfully completed his transformation and become a good student who studies seriously and is diligent and inquisitive. He spent the whole afternoon doing his homework, finishing his English homework, doing his Chinese homework, and after finishing his Chinese homework, he started doing his algebra homework again...... When I encountered a topic I didn't understand, I asked Bai Xiaoyi, and Mi Lili was bored because she was idle, so she leaned on the sofa and fell asleep.
Because they were curious about how Mi Lili gave a lecture to Binbin, Ma Yi and they also came to Binbin's house, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw that Mi Lili, who had high hopes from the third aunt, was dozing off, and saliva was flowing out, and Binbin, who was not motivated and didn't like to study, was lying on the desk and doing homework seriously, and Bai Xiaoyi was guiding on the side.
They suddenly have the illusion that they have entered the wrong house and seen the wrong person. Bai Xiaoyi looked up and saw them, and was about to speak, when Lu Yun pointed at Mi Lili, "What's the matter with her?" Teachers are secretly sleeping? ”
Bai Xiaoyi smiled helplessly, and when Binbin saw that a guest was coming, he put down his homework, greeted them sensibly, poured them tea and water, and was very different from the rebellious young man in the mouth of the third aunt
"Are you Binbin?" Bai Xue asked curiously.
"It has to be, as if it were fake." Binbin replied, Bai Xue's inquiring eyes fell on Bai Xiaoyi, Bai Xiaoyi nodded, "He's really Binbin." ”
"It's not...... He ......" Bai Xue pointed to the desk full of textbooks and homework books.
"What's so strange about this, under the education of my sister and me, Binbin decided to quit his addiction to work, concentrate on studying, and strive to produce another college student for their fishing village." Millily woke up from her sleep. For a busy person, time is lost quickly, and for a lazy sleeper, it is even faster, and Mi Lily feels like she just closes her eyes and then opens them again, only to find that the sun has turned west.
"Milily, do you think it's funny to always brag?" The eldest grandson, Jiangying Chiguoguo, expressed skepticism.
Mi Lili scoffed, "Yingzi, do you think Sister Xiang is bragging?" She rubbed her eyes, stretched her waist again, cleared her brain, and then pretended to check Binbin's homework, and even flipped through the homework books of a few subjects, and found that the blanks that should be filled in were filled, so the old god nodded, "Well, yes, yes, there is progress." “
Bai Xiaoyi saw that she was pretending to be so serious, so she was embarrassed to dismantle her stage and let her continue to pretend.
But sisters of more than ten years, Lu Yun couldn't see that Mi Lili was pretending, so she said: "It's not 'elephant', but 'yes', you are bragging." ”
Sister Yun's distrust hurt Mi Lili very much, she pointed at Ma Yi and said, "Ma Yi, you say, am I a braggart person?" ”
Ma Yi suddenly felt that his head was as big as a fight, as the old saying goes, if the city gate is on fire, it will affect the fish in the pond. The ancients did not deceive me, every word is beautiful! He didn't know how to answer this question, but Binbin had already stood up and said justly and fairly: "Sister Li did tell me some life truths just now, and she made me understand that as a student, you must study hard, make progress every day, and strive for the great national rejuvenation. ”
"She told you the truth of life?" Bai Xue seemed to hear the coldest joke.
Bin Blushed and replied, "Yes." Then he stopped talking, and took advantage of his homework to escape, because he was afraid that if he said too much, he would lose it, and accidentally leaked out what he had just been scared to pee. For a man, being scared to pee his pants is a very shameless thing and a stain on his life.
Mi Lili cast an approving glance at Binbin, and said in her heart that this kid has a good emotional intelligence and is a material that can be made. Then she said to Ma Yi and them, "Is there anything wrong with you?" It's okay to play somewhere else, don't affect my students' learning, he is my sister's first disciple in this life, I have high hopes for him, and I can't destroy it in your hands. ”
Ma Yi and they were speechless for a moment, because when a person's skin is so thick that it can no longer penetrate into the capillaries, she is already invincible. They also didn't want to raise the bar with Mi Lili, so as not to affect Binbin's study, so they took the initiative to choose to quit. The young and middle-aged people in the fishing village have gone to sea, and the women and the elderly are busy with their own work.
"Ma Yi, do you say that what Binbin said is true or false? He actually listened to Millily. ”
Ma Yi nodded, "I don't know how she persuaded Binbin, but I believe she did." ”
Lu Yun said: "How can she convince? Needless to say, it must be a human beating, don't you see the fear of Mi Lili in Binbin's eyes? ”
"No, Xiao Yi is also here, she will let Lily beat Binbin?" The eldest grandson, Jiangying, couldn't believe it.
"Today's little hairy child, self-sufficient, arrogant, and self-righteous, if you don't beat him, it's really difficult to educate him well." Lu Yun said.
"Cut, the fallacy of filial piety under the stick is outdated, and it is illegal to engage in corporal punishment now." The eldest grandson Jiangying retorted, and Lu Yun's face suddenly showed displeasure, "Yingzi, why do you talk about the law in front of the first sister of the Shuangsha Gang, what do you mean?" ”
"I'm on the facts." The eldest grandson Jiangying defended.