Where there is light, there is shadow.

Since the crow was pushed to a peak by many fans, it has been followed by sunspots who have come and flocked to him.

In the past few years, Gu Fu has used his trumpet to silently forward and like all the speeches of die-hard fans like him, and even couldn't help but be stubborn when the battle was fierce, using his advantages as a liberal arts student, and using some unclear proverbs to ironize, and resolutely became the vanguard of the brain-dead fan army......

As a result, Gu Jie's trumpet and many brain-dead fans of the Crow God became fans of each other, and for a while, that trumpet was also well-known in the fan base, and the number of fans was close to 1,000.

Gu Jie, who was dubbed "the most poisonous tongue and brain-dead mad dog under the crow seat" by the sunspots and trolls, felt very aggrieved, hehe, →_→ he just couldn't control his unicorn arm, and accidentally broke out with the power of the wilderness.

Besides, how could he be such a mouthless person in real life who kept shooting like a machine gun...... As for being called a mad dog, hehe, he likes to be a watchdog under the throne of the crow god, Wangwang!! Bite the abominable sunspots!!

The girls who are also brain-dead fans who are fans of Gu Fu are amused by the nicknames given to Gu by the sunspots, and even treat this incident as a stalk, which is often used to ridicule when tearing up. For example, if you sunspots are shamelessly barking under the comments of our great gods, believe it or not, we will go to the old man Aite Gu and release the first mad dog under the throne of the great god of the crow, his old man's big murder weapon, to come out and bite you to death!!

"Gu Xi Old Man" is Gu Jie's Weibo trumpet, and the large number is the homonym of the name reversed "Xigu Xiaojian", and the name is also because it has the homonym of his own name, and he thinks it is quite interesting, so he has kept it like this.

Occasionally, Gu Fu saw that the brothers and sisters in the same camp all commented on themselves like this, and couldn't help but want to cover his face and burrow into the cracks in the ground, saying as if he was really mean when he spoke on the Internet, didn't he just use some proverbs......

Why do these girls always bring a [laughing] expression every time they forward it, isn't it just those few easy-to-understand proverbs, Gu Fu shed two wide-faced tears in his heart......

Uh, like, rubbing chicken feathers on bats - what kind of bird are you? Another example, the garlic in the sauce jar - underbeat...... In the fiercest battle, Gu Wei used a very dirty proverb, well, that is, wipe lipstick on the anus - pretend to be pure......

The rest of the time, he still keeps people under his mouth, and he still understands the simple truth of being a man and leaving a line, in case a sunspot spends money to ask someone to take out other people's flesh, it will be terrible!! He doesn't want his two-dimensional perverted and obscene posture to be known by three-dimensional people, especially his rigid and strict parents. Although parents are no longer as strict as they used to be......

watched the sunspots on the barrage swiping the screen more and more rampantly, and even exploded some virtual black history. It's nothing more than that the Crow God is a scumbag who only has money in the money circle in his eyes, and in the past four years, Gu Fu's ears have become calloused, and he has changed from burning at one point in the past to scolding back to being calm now...... Another reason why he is calm is that he doesn't have to type and scold people, and he has a group of young brain-dead fans who impulsively scold back like he did at the beginning.

Gu Fu doesn't think it's a shame to use his ability to make money, on the other hand, these people are more jealous and unwilling, and many people are scolded in the name of other painters, but they don't know that the relationship between the top gods in the painting circle is very good, and they often interact and joke......

Although his great god only sends a string of ellipses to forward every time he is circled, he is retweeted anyway!! As their own brain-dead fans, they are often frozen by the crow god's high and don't want to, not to mention the infinite Aite who replies to the fans, in the past four years, the crow god has almost broken away from his own fan base in addition to the official lottery activities of the cooperation, in addition to the grass popularity of the fans, so many passers-by have come to the famous and returned in disappointment, especially even die-hard brain-dead fans like themselves have been frozen to the point that they need a high-level amputation.

Gu Wei watched the scolding in the group become more and more intense, and the words were ugly, and he began to shake his legs impatiently, and finally couldn't help but start typing frantically with his hands!! Whoever moves my heart, I poke someone's eyeballs!

Unconsciously turned on his mad dog mode......

The peanut who was napping on the side shook his big fluffy tail, and his aqua blue eyes stared at the excited Gu Jie, although the young man with facial paralysis still had a poker face, the excitement and anger in his eyes were still unconsciously revealed. The forelimbs of the peanut flesh and hair were on Gu Jie's legs, and he meowed warmly, as if he liked Gu Jie's current state very much......

Suddenly! There were a few happy dog barks outside the door, making Peanut unhappily straighten up from Gu Jie's thighs, and the girl's cat face instantly became queenly, picking up the cub curled up next to Gu Fu and putting it back in the cat nest, and then he quickly jumped back on the back of the sofa and nested on Gu Jie's shoulder.

Gu Fu was engrossed in the barrage tearing battle, and did not notice the strangeness of the peanuts. Until the security door was opened and made some slight sounds, although Gu Fu heard it, his hands did not stop because of inertia, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart that his boss was really unreliable, how did he come back......

It's okay, the boss still has to change his shoes slowly, and he still has dozens of seconds to charge!!

"Hello, is Professor Lin at home?"

The low, gentle, and slightly magnetic male voice makes people feel comfortable and pleasant to listen to. But it was so strange that Gu Fu didn't grasp the mobile phone and smashed it on the gray carpet, the trembling persuasion of the soft girl of the host in the live broadcast room, and the music of the anime echoed infinitely in the apartment......

My Mom!! Gu Fu even noticed the curious gaze cast by the other party-

it!! Not the boss!!

Gu Fu "chuckled" in his heart, and was so frightened that he rushed over and immediately pressed mute! I haven't been seen by others just like that, but what if I was seen swollen?!! The live broadcast room was full of barrages, and both brainless fans and brainless sunspots began to summon him, the first mad dog under the throne of the Crow God, but Gu Wei was so frightened that a cold sweat broke out on his back......

All he wanted now was to kiss Peanut and her cubs out of the balcony fence and embrace the earth in 360° freefall......

See you in the world, I'm going to!!

"Hello, I'm a student of Professor Lin of the Academy of Fine Arts next door."

Although Gu Fu was restless in his heart, he still raised his head indifferently and nodded, his voice was still cold and crisp, as if the embarrassing things that had just happened were a mirage. With his left hand, he quickly took a large lump of peanuts on his shoulder into his arms and kneaded them to relieve his current embarrassment and uneasiness.

Gu Fu hurriedly glanced at the person who was much taller than himself, dressed casually but fashionably, and the big golden retriever in his hand stared straight at the peanut golden tail in his arms and wagged very happily, as if he was about to pounce on Mount Tai in the next second.

"Big Mac has already taken a walk and brought it back, and the text message has also been sent to Professor Lin, can I ask the senior to take care of it later?"

The other party's polite words seemed to have a trace of imperceptible tenderness, and Gu Wei, who suffered from voice control disease, felt that he was completely out of discipline! QAQ was actually hit by a male voice, and it was clear that the other party didn't mean that. Well, it's probably because the end of the speech is so good, so I have a wonderful feeling. It's like a sailor at the helm of a sea and seduced by the song of a sea monster on a reef......

However, when he heard that the other party was a student under the wife of the M Academy of Fine Arts next door, the big stone in Gu Jie's heart finally landed!!

But does this mean that I not only have to be a shoveler, but also have to play with that big golden retriever, oh my God, why me again? Gu Wei silently squatted in the corner of the wall to draw circles......

"Yes, I see." Gu Wei was extremely resistant in his heart, but he still nodded and agreed, but he really didn't know how to refuse someone. Communicating too much with strangers and feeling embarrassed or even stammering......

Anyway, how can young people be like this recently, I especially want to be a shopkeeper!! The little Gu Fu in his heart began to flip the table desperately(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻, I just want to see the true face of the Crow God, why are there so many things today!!

"I'm still in a bit of a hurry. Well, goodbye. ”

I just looked at the tall shadow and paused slightly, politely said goodbye, closed the security door and left.

Gu Wei raised his head and picked up his mobile phone, although he felt that it was rude for him to look down and not look at the other party, but he finally covered up the past like a thief......

Fortunately, it's not my classmates, otherwise I wouldn't be able to hide from chasing the text, and my terrible otaku attributes will be exposed, God bless me......

Thinking about the pitiful nature of his narrow circle, Gu Fu also pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, although he raised the corners of his mouth stiffly and looked a little hideous. After putting the big golden retriever XXXX, he continued to put his hands into the battle, anyway, he would not see this junior from the Academy of Fine Arts next door in the future, and he didn't see his appearance clearly, →_ → should not know him in the future! Although only one-sided......

At this time, Gu Wei didn't know that he had set up a flag, which contributed to the tragedy of Qiē in the future, of course, this is all a later story.

Wei Yanjing hurriedly walked out of the community of the teacher's apartment after solving the big golden retriever in his hand, and called one after another.

Looking at the caller ID - [Wei Yan's phone (1)] [Wei Yan's phone (2)] ...... [Yun Jue, the organizer of the live broadcast], after hanging up all Wei Yan's calls directly, Wei Yanjing picked up the last call-

"Hey." Wei Yanjing answered the phone with her lips bent.

"Crow, why are you still alive!! O crow god!! My dear mother!! Didn't you say twenty minutes to be good?! Now there are five minutes left, so just say it, God, where did you die??!! Do you need a small teleportation to turn on the computer for you!! oh，**！！ I'm going crazy......"

On the phone, Yun Jue's sometimes noisy and sometimes sharp rough voice made Wei Yanjing not frown, chuckled, turned off the mobile phone and put it in his pocket, and walked slowly in the direction of the dormitory with long legs.

After a while, the phone rang again.

"Hey, it's still me."

"Tell me, what's the matter?" It was still a smiling word, but it made the person on the other end of the phone shudder.

"Raven God, my ancestors I was wrong. God, come back quickly, now the entire live broadcast room is blowing up...... I can't stop the tearing and scolding frame at all!! You're not coming back, huh...... People will die to show you! Yun Jue was also crazy, and he used all kinds of disgusting tricks.

"I'm on my way back to my dorm, and if you really want to die, I don't mind ordering you a coffin."

"People don't care! Just say, why don't you turn on the computer!! The soft girls of the Xinyu Alliance CV Club here are about to cry because of the tearing battle of your brainless fans and brainless sunspots......"

"Please speak human."

Wei Yanjing didn't want to do a live broadcast in the first place, if it weren't for Wacum's store private chat for him to advertise and cooperate, and the price was also very suitable, he wouldn't have bothered to spend time on that kind of thing.

Yun Jue's voice was a little more serious, and his hands tapped on the keyboard and tried to maintain the last trace of balance in the live station, "Crow, seriously, you hurry up and go back and turn on the computer." What's that, isn't there a brain-dead fan of the first poisonous tongue mad dog under your seat on Weibo, called Gu Xi Old Man or something. As soon as he spoke, it was terrible, ten sunspots couldn't scold, and people who scolded like Grimm machine guns didn't want it...... If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that your passers-by will turn black because of him. ”

"What kind of mad dog under my seat...... Wei Yanjing seemed to remember something, pulled up a smile, took out the key, and opened the empty dormitory door, only to hear someone's stupid laughter on the phone.

"Haha, I should blow up your picture! Master, I use this neck to vouch for you, your beautiful appearance cliff makes all the sunspot trolls turn black, and all the passers-by become as loyal to you as the first mad dog under your seat. Tsk, it's obviously a man's tear mole under his right eye, it's just confusing......"

Wei Yanjing narrowed his eyes when he heard this, a cold light flashed in his dark eyes, and his slender and good-looking big hand touched the slightly pale tear mole under the corner of his eye, and smiled.

"Yes, then please push this live broadcast."