"Lingling Lingling" A piercing bell came from the head of the bed, and a hand with a wonderful ring stretched out from the bed, lazily turning off the alarm clock, and the owner of the hand was Xue Li, who had returned to the world for three days.

"Ahhh Xue Li turned off the alarm clock and turned around to continue sleeping.

"Huh? Hairy? Xue Li just turned around and touched a fluffy object, it felt very soft and extremely comfortable to touch, Xue Li couldn't help but open his eyes and look, only to see a black cat appear on his bed at some point, lazily lying beside him.

"Ahhh!!hhh Night One!! Xue Li saw that the black cat was so frightened that he sat up all of a sudden, leaned back, and prepared to support the bed with one hand, but Xue Li did not touch the bed, but touched a soft place, and couldn't help but pinch it twice curiously, "Ahhhh!!h And then a piercing scream was accompanied by an extremely loud slap,

"Bastard, you climbed into my bed and said that I was perverted~ perverted, is there a mistake!!!" Xue Li covered his cheeks and looked at a black cat and a girl wearing a red ribbon with grievances on her face, why did Lao Tzu sleep well and put on two girls, and slapped labor and management, although it felt good

"Brother, get up" And at this moment, a small voice came from outside the door, and with the voice, a warm Lori with dark yellow hair walked in, and before she could finish speaking, she was stunned in place, and then frowned her cute brows, and said angrily, "Sorry, brother, I'm sorry to disturb"

'Bang' turned around and closed the door and left in one go, "My brother has grown up too!!! ”

Xue Li looked at the departing wanderer, his face was full of entanglement, and he couldn't help but let out a sad cry, "Give me back my innocence!!!!"

With a loud bang, a middle-aged man kicked through the window and rushed towards Xue Li, "Ichigo." ”

Xue Li couldn't help but scratch his head the moment he saw the object, casually threw the pillow on the face of the middle-aged man who flew in, smashed it upside down and flew out, and with a 'bang', it fell into the courtyard.

Xue Li scratched his head and glanced at the person and the cat and said lazily, "By the way, why did you come to me early in the morning, do you want to insult me?" ”

"Die!! You're a pervert~ pervert" in unison.

"Brother, sister-in-law, it's time for breakfast!!" A snorting voice came from downstairs.

"Sister-in-law? Wanderer, who are you calling? Xia Li on the side exclaimed.

Hearing this, the wanderer ran directly to Xia Li's side and whispered, "I just went to my brother's room and saw a woman."

Xia Li nodded clearly, "Brother Ichigo is also an adult man, inevitably!" ”

"How can this be!!" Kurosaki on the side shook his head when he heard this, and said with a resolute face, "It can't be like this, I can't let Ichigo be unmarried."

With a "bang", an object flew out along the entrance, and a figure appeared where the object was standing before, "Bastard, get pregnant with your sister first" Xue Li shook his head helplessly, no longer paying attention to an unscrupulous father, and took Yeyi to the table with Qian Qian and sat down casually.

"Huh? You're Sister Qianqian, right!! Only then did the wanderer see Qianqian's appearance and said with a smile.

"Hmm!" Qian Qian nodded, but her eyes were looking at the dishes on the table, "Thank you for your hospitality!! I'm moving!! Then he began to eat.

"Ah, hey, there's a guest's realization, bastard.

"By the way, Brother Ichigo, you're so leisurely, is it really good? Today September 1st, alas!! Xia Li on the side looked at Xue Li and asked.

"What happened on September 1st? I'm so tired these days, I have to go to sleep after eating! Xue Li said listlessly.

Xia Li glanced at Xue Li helplessly, and said lightly, "Your school starts today."

"Ahh No way!!! Xue Li was stunned when he heard this, and then he exclaimed sadly, "Why didn't you say it earlier!! ”

"Cut, I obviously set an alarm clock for you last night, who made you hear it and not get up in your head." Xia Li glanced at Xue Li with disdain, and then looked at the clock next to him, "There are still five minutes to go to class, if you don't leave quickly, you will become a sad child who will be late on the first day of school."

"Ahhh Xue Li hurriedly pulled up Qian Qian, who was looking at the cuisine with a reluctant face, put Yeyi on his shoulder, took a slice of bread and hurriedly went out.

After leaving the house, Xue Li asked Yeyi on his shoulder, "By the way, what are you looking for me?" ”

"Well!!" Yayi smiled dangerously, "Let you play a death game with the three of them with Ishida"

"Game of Death? What do you mean? Xue Li asked suspiciously.

"Anyway, you'll find out in a while, remember not to expose it!" Ye Yi smiled mysteriously, then jumped on Qian Qian and waved his hand at Xue Li.

"Goodbye Ichigo !!" Qian Qian waved her hand and said, and then left with Yeyi in her arms.

Xue Li looked at the backs of the two of them leaving and scratched his head with some doubts, he didn't know what these two people were doing, mysterious!

"I'm rubbing, it's not good, I'm going to be late!!"

"Alright, alright, everyone go back to their places." The teacher walked up to the podium and looked at the people below, "Yohee, it seems that they are all here, although Oshima and Anti-Machi are not there, but because they are streams. Hooligans, so forget it!! ”

Xue Li said that no matter how many times he saw this teacher, it was a little difficult to accept.

And at this moment, a violent voice suddenly came from the teaching building, "Hey, bastard, get out of here honestly." ”

"That voice is" Ishida and Xue Li glanced at each other, a drop of sweat running down their heads.

"I don't know, don't ask me !!" Xue Li decisively ignored the secret scolding, "This is a bad pen!! ”

"Ichigo Kurosaki, I know you're there, hurry up and get me out!!"

Xue Li's classmates were stunned when they heard this, and then they collectively turned their heads to look at Xue Li, and asked with a water color, "Ichigo, is it your friend?" ”

"Trouble!!" Xue Li scratched his head, "Teacher, I'll go change a diaper for that person downstairs!!!! ”

"Well, go ahead!" In other words, how many nerves you are

When Long Gui on the side saw Xue Li's appearance at this time, he was stunned and couldn't help but point to the familiar thing in Xue Li's hand and ask, "What are you holding?" ”

"Is this it?" Xue Li shook the things in his hand, "Yours!" Then he ran away without looking back.

"Mine?" Long Gui was stunned when he heard this, and then his face changed, and after opening his schoolbag and looking for it, he scolded with a flushed face, "Kurosaki Ichigo, you pervert~ pervert!" ”

"Trouble, bastard, what are you doing here!" Xue Li pulled Lianji downstairs to the side of the grove and asked.

"This time, I'm in charge of Kuza Town!" Lianji said brightly.

"Ahh Are the vice-captains now assigned to jurisdiction? Xue Li asked with a questioning expression, and then seemed to think of something, "Could it be?" Demotion because of my business? ”

"I'm demoting your sister, how do I know why the vice-captain is in charge! You and I would like to come! Hearing this, Koiji was furious and scolded angrily.

"Drop. Drip. Drip. Drip! ”

"Nima, trouble, don't you have jurisdiction, you still don't go!" Xue Li looked at Xiao Xu, who came to find death in the campus square, and said to Lianji with a shifting face.

"Cut!" Lianji glanced at Xiao Xuan and snorted disdainfully, and then wanted to break away from the righteous remains to kill that Xiao Xu, but

"Damn, this righteous corpse, why can't you get out!" Lianji said anxiously.

", don't you think it's weird, the upper body bends over, and a body grows on the buttocks" Xue Li looked at Lian Ci at this time and was speechless for a while, and then waved his hand at it, "You better not come out." ”

"Alas, trouble!" Adjusted his sealing ring to three, and then pointed his right hand to the void, "Go die!" Thirty-three red fire cannons ---- broken paths. Immediately, a fireball disappeared directly from Xue Li's hand, shooting towards the little void, instantly shooting it to the head.

Xue Li looked at the vanishing void, clapped his hands, and looked at Lianji with disdain, "You are a waste, you can't even get rid of a righteous corpse, people like you govern Kuza Town, I'm worried!" After glancing at Lianji with disdain, Xue Li directly stepped forward and slapped Lianji back to the righteous remains.

"Bastard, you're enough, it's an accident, an accident, an accident, you know!" Lian Ji said with a red face.

"Okay, you can get out of here, don't come to my school if there's nothing to do." Xue Li waved his hand at Lianci and said with a headache.

"Cut, who do you think loves to come!" Koiji snorted disdainfully and prepared to leave.

"Huh!! Koiji! Wait a minute! Xue Li remembered the purpose of this trip and hurriedly called Lian Ci.

"Huh? Why? Koiji turned around suspiciously.

Xue Li smiled, took out the things he had just stolen from Long Gui's backpack from his pocket, opened the package, and then tied two small ropes to both sides, forming a noose, and walked towards Lianji and said, "You can't wear such a hat in this set of clothes from the 60s, you will be laughed at!" ”

"Really?" Lianji was stunned when he heard this, and asked urgently, recalling everyone's pointing along the way, it turned out that he was really laughing at himself!

"Hmmm! Come on, I'll change your hat! Immediately, Xue Li stepped forward and took off Lianji's hat, put on a white hat with two large ends and a slightly thin middle, and gently tied it for him, "Well, yes, it's so handsome, the return rate must be 100%!" ”

"Ahem, poof, ahem, okay, you don't send it slowly, I'll go back first." After Xue Li saw Lianji's appearance, he couldn't help it, and hurriedly ran towards the teaching building without waiting for Lianji's reflection

And Koiji touched the 'hat' on his head with a smug face, then turned around and walked out of the school gate, walking towards the Urahara store.

Along the way, as Xue Li said, the return rate was 100%, looking at the eyes of the people around him, Lian Ci smiled proudly, and said secretly, "Haha, I'm really handsome, look at this return rate, look at their shocked expressions!" ”

After walking to the Urahara store, Koiji was already confident and full of pride.

"Hey, little ghost!" Koiji waved his hand at the Shita in front of the Urahara store and shouted.

"Eat for nothing" and even Mrs. saw the shape of the love and the whole person froze in place.

"How's that, isn't it handsome!!" After seeing Shita's performance, Koiji said with a smug face.

"Uh" Mrs. Shita glanced at Koiji speechlessly, and then looked at Koiji with an idiot expression, and said with some pity:

"Sure enough, your head is coming to the big aunt"

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