Chapter 65: The Kappa of Gensokyo
What do you think of a kappa as a kappa? Covered in green, he loves to eat cucumbers and is very afraid of life. I thought so before, and I really don't want to have anything to do with that guy if I could, even though it's not very pretty, but there are still some cute little creatures in this fantasy world.
Kawashiro Natsutori knew by looking at the name that this was a guy who had nothing to do with water, and I often heard the proprietress and the villagers of Renzhili mention it, but when she appeared in front of me, I was still frightened by her character comparable to Wenwen, and said that the kappa was afraid of life! This is not just self-cooked, it can be said that it is not an exaggeration to kick the nose in the face.
I've never seen a customer eat a cucumber with a cake as a condiment in front of the owner of the dessert house, and if I were a temperamental chef, I would be able to stop her for doing so.
However, I am not a chef, in fact, as long as she gives money, whether she is dipped in cucumbers, or go out and turn left to feed the dog, I will not be very angry, but I am angry, the cake in front of her is the result of my efforts from the morning to the current 4.30 pm, and she always has the urge to take the cake back and not sell it when she treats her like this.
But I didn't do it, and the price of the cake was worth the effort I put into her, which is the only good news I've been happy with so far.
"Na, Yuling, don't always brush the dishes~ Come and talk to me~" Because I don't want to pay attention to Kawashiro Hatori, who doesn't know how to appreciate my works, so I've been honestly brushing the bowls. The only thing that I think is better than the cross is the baby face that makes me angry, the blue double ponytail braids exude the vitality of a junior high school student, and the green adventure suit, hat and backpack are also in line with the legendary image of being dressed in green.
The spotless hiking boots on her feet don't look like a climber at all, but like a mature bear child who has not survived the accident.
"Okay, this young lady" I put down the plate in my hand, and untied the apron from my waist, although I had ten thousand reluctances in my heart, I was unwilling, but now that she was also a guest, I was not stupid enough to offend my own coins.
"It's all said~ Just call me Lotus~ See if I call you Yuling all the time~" This kappa still has this somewhat dazzling smile, and don't compare me to you who is so quiet! "Ah, ah, okay, what do you want to talk about?" I poured myself a cup of hot water and brought it over and sat in front of this guy I didn't like, but I couldn't say I hated.
"Eh~ Everything is good, that's right! Tell me about your outside machinery! He took the wooden table and stood up, it seems that she is like this for the mechanical items she has not seen, when I heard the proprietress say that she saw my mobile phone is also this kind of hateful look, maybe for her mechanical invention is all she has. Oh~ By the way, there are cucumbers.
However, when it comes to the inventions of the outside world, although I use them every day, how can you, a scumbag who has not graduated from high school, discuss the principle with you! I don't even scratch the surface of my knowledge of electricity.
"It's not impossible, but I can't tell how it works, is that okay?"
"Of course! What I'm missing is inspiration, but it's almost time for our Kappa Heavy Industries mechanical invention competition, and I don't even have a design idea yet. As she spoke, she grabbed her two short ponytails and pulled them in pain, wouldn't it hurt, this guy.
"The machinery of the outside world, there is a kind of air conditioning, which is probably to continuously discharge hot air outward to cool down, and it is the most commonly used in people's daily life in addition to computers" I thought for a while before saying such a useful household appliance.
"It turns out that it is already in the outside world~ I thought I created it myself and I liked it for a while~" She has already figured it out! That's not as simple as a charger, is it?
"There is another one that is similar to this principle, and it is estimated that the outside world for keeping food fresh has existed for a long time, and I originally designed these two big guys together, and outsiders estimate that it is the same." Looking at the way she was battered, I really didn't know what to do.
"That~ there's something called an ice cream machine, you know?" I've been a trick here, and I know that this machine can arouse Lottori's curiosity enough to keep her from eating or sleeping. Because in just over a month, the hottest period is approaching, and the dominance of ice cream as a cold dessert is unbeatable.
After listening to my brief introduction to the usefulness of this machine, Nitori began to pinch his chin and wondered what he was thinking, her attentive appearance was completely out of tune with her appearance, but it seemed to be a little handsome. Sure enough, people say that people who concentrate on one thing can arouse the favor of girls the most, this statement is not groundless, I went back to the counter and wiped the plate again, leaving Nitori alone there to think, maybe if Nitori is Newton, then my behavior at this time is the apple that I have scolded for many years.
Hawkers~ I hope that if the education career in the future is developed, the group of bear children who are tortured by textbooks will not think of me, the nobody of the dessert house. Nitori took out a ruler pencil from his backpack and some tools that I had never seen before, and wrote and drew on the white paper, and after a general glance, I realized that I was not only not a study material, but also not suitable for drawing.
In less than a song, the prototype of the machine that I described with my stupid mouth had been designed, and none of the formulas on the side were incomprehensible to me.
"Yo Xi! Succeed with flying colors! Yuling, look at it! I'll send you this machine tomorrow! "Although I have been mentally prepared for a long time, but please let me shout, this guy is a genius!?
"Uh" I stretched out my right hand and before I could say anything, Nitori approached the speed of Fumiwen and ran away. Alas~ In this group of perverts who are not only perverts in IQ, but also perverts in strength, there is always an illusion that I will have pressure majesty.
Hawkers~ Now that I think about these, some of them are useless, and they are useless.
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ps; Hawkers~ Today is Mother's Day~ Plus bragging with Brother Xue, saying that there is a chapter before the exam or something~ As a result, my face is already swollen~ I wish you all mothers a happy holiday, but I don't think any mother will read my novels. Q group numbers 27, 67, 86, 28, 3