Chapter 18: Dirty Routine Robbery
Is it possible not to say yes?
Timo was directly bound to the pet system of the Plane Gate system, and the Barbarian King was already about to be fooled by Zhou Xuan.
Determined to marry Ash, a flower in the Valoran continent, how could he refuse?
In less than an hour, a team was formed, but Zhou Xuan realized a question in his eyes: "How should we go?" ”
My name is Zhao Xin, the chief administrator of the Demacian Federation, and at the same time, I am also the chief guard of the Demacian royal family, and by the way, I am also a good friend of Jiawen IV from childhood to adulthood.
Ahem, a bit of nonsense.
I came back to this place for a reason, I remember it well.
One day a year ago, the sudden appearance of a mysterious powerhouse caused the rulers of the whole continent to form a consensus that future disputes would be resolved in it.
And today, I am here with my good friend Gavin IV, and Galen.
First, in order to familiarize yourself with the environment, prepare for what you are about to face. Second, hey, hey
Just as the three of us were walking side by side in the jungle, Galen carried his big sword and said, "Haha, Zhao Xin, relax, don't be so nervous." Besides, who in the Valoran Continent doesn't know the name of our three friends of Debang, there is nothing that can make us afraid. ”
'Bang' stood the spear in his hand on the ground, Zhao Xin straightened his body, faced the two good brothers, and said: "Be careful, it's nothing, besides, what I have learned, our current situation is very likely to be seen by people outside, if we are deflated inside, it will not only be our business at that time." ”
Lowering his head, he lowered his voice, and added with extra caution: "And I also understand that the people of Noxus are also preparing to enter." ”
"Hmph, I'm afraid that they will do something, so let them taste my great sword when they encounter it."
Hearing this, Zhao Xin held his forehead and wanted to say something, but he was preempted by Jiawen IV and said, "Eh, Galen." Sometimes it's right to listen to Zhao Xin, after all, we are not on the battlefield now, it is better than the battlefield. ”
"Besides, the environment we are in is changing a lot, and if we don't understand the situation, we may not know."
"Friend, please stay."
Before he could finish speaking, a young man's voice came from nearby.
When they looked closely, young men in their twenties in strange clothes and without the shadow of weapons appeared beside them.
"Beware of deception." For safety reasons, Zhao Xin immediately raised his spear and blocked it in front of the two good brothers.
For a while, there was a stalemate.
After a long time, the young man standing not far away showed a friendly smile, blocked his hands in front of him, and hurriedly said, "Three, three, don't be nervous." I'm just passing by here, so I'll leave right away. ”
What Zhao Xin and the three of them couldn't see was that Zhou Xuan secretly had a cheap smile, as if he had expected the reaction of these three people, and at the same time, he said secretly: Tsk, my luck is really good, I met three friends as soon as I came, but I don't know what these three guys would think if they knew that I used their methods!
He laughed darkly, and then didn't have any communication with them, and immediately began to turn around and run in the direction of the depths of the jungle.
"It's not good, there's definitely something wrong with this person, chase."
While running, he noticed the movement behind him, and somehow Zhou Xuan felt very happy.
Because, his plan is to have three people chasing after him. And then, all you need to do is guide the three of them to the target location.
However, these three guys are still quite powerful, and they haven't slowed down after running for so long.
Thinking of this, Zhou Xuan couldn't help but speed up his feet.
Finally, two or three minutes later, Zhou Xuan arrived at his destination with three friends.
Looking from behind, I saw the figure in front of me flashing and disappearing.
And the three of Zhao Xin, who were a little behind, stretched out their hands to separate the grass in front of them, and a clearing suddenly appeared in front of them.
Then I saw a big man in armor sitting there, and there was a fire in front of him, 'snorting' and 'sucking', and shouting from time to time: "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious." Even if you eat it hundreds of times, you can't get tired of it, and it's refreshing. ”
His behavior made the three friends who came to the canyon for the first time instantly relax their vigilance. Because of the aroma that permeated the air, they forgot what they had encountered before, and even more so the dangerous environment they were in now.
So much so that they were attracted by the aroma, and they came to Dahan's side in one step, two steps, and three steps.
Galen couldn't bear it at first, took a step, and said, "That brother, what are you eating" His nose twitched, "It smells so good, can you bring me some?" ”
"You want to eat? This" the barbarian king was a little helpless to lift the little pot left, looking embarrassed, "There is not much left, not enough for the three of you." ”
As he spoke, he deliberately moved his feet and deliberately exposed what was hidden.
As expected, Galen, who had already relaxed his vigilance, continued: "It's okay, it just so happens that you don't have a lot of mushrooms around you?" If you can, why don't you cook some for us? ”
In the end, he was afraid that the barbarian king would not agree, so he took out some common currency of the continent and added: "If you agree, the money is yours, how about it?" ”
"Okay, no problem."
What the three of them still didn't see was that the barbarian king hid his wicked smile and took the money.
According to the previous agreement, we didn't even deal with it, and threw it directly into the remaining noodle soup to cook.
A few minutes passed, and it wasn't just the mushrooms and instant noodles that had a chemical effect and a richer aroma than before.
Rao is a friend of the three bases, Jiawen IV, who has enjoyed countless delicacies and delicacies, and the saliva that flows out turns into a stream.
And then the saliva of the three good friends came together and became a big river.
When Sanjiyou picked up the mixed and boiled instant noodles and ate them, while they were not paying attention, the barbarian king began to retreat into the grass, and then
"Boss, is this appropriate? Will they be tricked? And if we are like this, will it be too much" The barbarian king was a little unbearable.
"What are you afraid of, the ancestors have taught us that we are not tired of cheating. Besides, we are called Yangmou, and it is they themselves who have something to blame? ”
League of Legends, when it was still an ordinary game on Earth, there were countless similar times, and it even aroused the imagination of countless people.
As a result, there are countless dirty routines, which have attracted the talk of countless players, and besides, they are just asking for money, and they don't want their lives, how can there be problems?
", my stomach hurts, no, you keep eating, I'll go pull it for a while."
'Huo' took a sip of noodle soup and waved his hand impatiently, "If you want to go quickly, don't be so disgusting and irritable." ”
But less than ten seconds after he said it, he covered his stomach and said, ", my stomach too"
"Hey, you two wait for me"
"Ahh
Miserable cries resounded through the jungle.
In the next second, Zhou Xuan jumped out of the jungle with the Barbarian King and Timo, appeared in front of the three friends, and shouted out their lines in unison: "Oh, I planted this tree, I opened my road, ate my instant noodles, and left to buy road money." ”
"Stand still, robbery."