Sometimes ape droppings are such wonderful and mysterious.

There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but there is no chance to meet halfway. It's the current situation -

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Yan Yun, who sneaked out to make a phone call from the way to work, couldn't help but be shocked by the familiar voice on the other end of the phone. I looked down and looked at my phone carefully, yes!! It's the Penguin of that mad dog stupid boy!!

Wait a minute!! He only called the bastard of the crow yesterday, and it stands to reason that no matter how much he shakes, his M physique won't miss that kid so quickly......

It must be the wrong way to open it yourself, and there is a poppable auditory hallucination!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Yan Yun quickly hung up the penguin phone, and after seriously confirming that he had not made a mistake with his hand, he firmly clicked the penguin call again.

Phew, this time the other side is finally a little better, at least he didn't speak, and the voice of the crow that suddenly appeared just now almost startled him! The mad dog guy doesn't look like a donkey's own person, and the dragon who only values money and efficiency doesn't value himself so much, and he puts such a big circle on himself just to play himself, how can he ......?!

":-D Since you're going to call again, why did you hang up just now?"

“…………”

the !! next door.

Yan Yun cursed in his heart, this familiar tone and familiar tone made him feel like kneeling in a low and laughing voice......

God knows how much he wants to drop his phone now, telling himself to pretend to be kind, this is the next rowing!! Yan Yun calmed down his unusually turbulent mind, if this was not a toilet cubicle, in fact, he would really like to find a clean wall to lean against melancholy......

When it rains, the road is slippery, and he understands the truth of wet feet when walking. However, I never expected that the longest road he has traveled is your routine......

Yan Yun felt that his fragile purple-red glass heart had been damaged by a nuclear explosion! Nima, I already knew my secret trumpet and didn't let the dragon of the crow know!! Boom...... He was actually led by the nose in such a big circle, it's too much, he's just a photo of one of that guy's claws that exploded before! Not so! Stumble!!

"Tell me, QAQ, what is the purpose of you and Mad Dog joining forces to play me? Which books do you fancy are still paints, sir, can't I pay for it......"

Wei Yanjing, who could hear the unusually aggrieved nasal voice of Jiyou's change of Zhengtai through his mobile phone, couldn't help but keep his phone away from his eardrum, not because Yan Yun's voice change was not professional enough, but because he felt that Zhengtai's cute voice was so tired that he was sick to his stomach.

And Yan Yun, who was lazy in the toilet cubicle, was about to burst into tears (PД'q. Mother, a chicken, with a great conscience, is about to step on the colorful clouds to save this lost lamb...... Unexpectedly, he is the one who deserves to be rescued, and he would not be lazy to help that mad dog if he knew the working hours!! I must be crazy, tsk! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Purpose, hehe, you should understand......"

Wei Yanjing gently pulled the glass door of the balcony, and glanced down at the young man with facial paralysis who was still sleeping soundly in the room, but his heart was frozen and peaceful like stagnant water, but this unexpected pebble rippled layer after layer. He knows very well the large brain volume of a certain purple red CV who is full of vanity and stupid optimism, since the timing is so good, then why doesn't he take advantage of this opportunity to get to know the hidden side of Senior Gu Jie?

For a moment he felt an inexplicable throbbing in his heart, and the sleeping young man was so defenseless, his closed eyes seemed to be in the middle of a steady and distant ocean......

But he wanted those dark eyes to reflect his appearance, and wanted this person to look directly into his eyes carefully and carefully, and see his outline and appearance clearly...... The stupid appearance of his clumsy facial paralysis was only shown in front of him, just like when they first met, as if he was a small animal......

In this way, you can raise this little guy and control it in the palm of your hand. It's not like you can't share all your gold and gems......

Wei Yanjing habitually touched the tear mole under the corner of his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth self-deprecatingly, his narrow and good-looking eyes were as dark as a whirlpool, and the black clothes were hunting and flying in the wind.

The topic was pushed and thrown back, and Yan Yun, who was unaware of being induced by the words, only felt that he was being played with as a monkey. Listening to the shallow chuckle of the cunning dragon on the phone, I couldn't help myself, and Nima asked me what my purpose was?!! How the hell do I know!! If I were a roundworm in your kid's stomach, the first thing would be to toss you to death in minutes!!

Moreover, I didn't expect that the crow kid to be such a person when I died!! ==At the beginning, this guy also sent a [smile] expression and turned the little yellow article strangely, and the atmosphere was so cold that you could feel the cold wind blowing from Mount Everest at an altitude of 8844 meters through the computer screen.

Tsk, as a result, this cold and money-loving god has a good relationship with this mad dog who wrote him Xiao Huang and Wen in his three-dimensional life...... And he is like a little spinning top being played around, Nima, he deeply feels the malice from the world!! Now he would rather go to the luxurious office on the top floor with his limbs and fly to drink the pure milk that his brother carries with him than see these two cheats!!

But if you don't fight for steamed buns, he is not so easy to defeat!!

"Haha, you kid is really, I just exploded a picture of your paws once and was so angry? Haha......"

"I'm not angry."

Hearing the heartless reply from the other side, Yan Yun was even more unsure whether the money-loving dragon was telling the truth or a lie.

If it's true, then it means that it's not the revelation that angered him, it's likely to be those old accounts!! If it's a lie, →_→ it means that this matter has really touched the bottom line of that dragon, and I have indeed gone too far!! The dragon got angry, and the consequences were severe......

Sometimes too much brain supplementation is too much stupidity, but Yan Yun steadily stepped into the trap set by Wei Yanjing, but he didn't know it at all.

"And said that you are not angry, believe it or not, I will give you a sky monkey and let you go shoulder to shoulder with the sun?!! Ah, no, I want to say, if you don't get angry, how can you set up such a big circle with the mad dog to play with the master, and the master still thinks that he has a fate with this mad dog! Tsk, after all, meeting someone casually is the only one who is locked in a small dark room by you!! However, the master is still a pattern (╯"□′)╯(┻━┻"

Yan Yun couldn't help but slam the door panel twice, his own noble identity in the purple red CV of the online distribution world, when did it become so cheap, QAQ...... He almost wanted to use a poke ball to take his own gold boss brother in, and then, whoever dared to offend him, he would release this big murder weapon to give someone someone anal front!! Catch whoever bites whom!!

The warm breeze blows, and the camellia flowers blooming on the balcony shake slightly with the wind, beautiful and charming. However, the young man next to him smiled even more dustily, his eyebrows were as far away as a mountain, and his smile was shallow and affectionate. Glancing sideways at the young man with facial paralysis who was still sleeping deeply, Wei Yanjing suddenly wanted to collect this serious young man into his collection, the wealth of the dragon could also afford to raise a stupid and stupid low-looking man.

"You, did you misunderstand something?"

Wei Yanjing listened to the fading debate on the other side of the kitchen window, and felt that it was time to tighten the net. Of course, he won't carry this pot......

"Huh?! What, what misunderstanding...... I sue you for being a donkey now, I'm pointless!! Say what you want as a gift! I still have a little money at the beginning of the month!! QAQ”

Yan Yun was completely frightened by the crows, he threw himself to the ground, kneeling and begging for surrender?!! The CV club also pointed to this great god to continue to help them draw illustrations, and they must all be standing in unison to blame themselves...... Whoa, it's clear that I'm the group pet!! QAQ

"I forgot to tell you, I just helped the senior who was already asleep to answer the phone, but I didn't expect it to be you on the other end of the phone."

"Nima...... "I didn't expect it to be me on the other end of the phone?!!! I didn't expect you to answer a call from a ball of yarn!! This sentence is too fake, okay?!!

"By the way, I don't care if my senior wakes up and continues to ask you for help or anything, but you big mouth, please keep my private information. If you break the basket, I don't mind sewing your mouth tightly (laughs):-D"

Someone in the toilet cubicle of the "Nima ............" was languishing, as if he had lost the ability to speak, repeating the interjection like a parrot.

"As one of the best purple CV in the online distribution world, Yun Jue is big, I believe that your fans don't want to see your black history, and there is a big mouth to leak other people** These things :-D"

"Nima!! …………”

A certain purple red who was hit by three arrows in a counter-killing company couldn't help but let out a final cry-

"You're not just picking up other people's phone calls!! And now that you know who you blocked, why don't you just revoke the blacklist!! Also, sir, I still have a lot of your black history!! ”

Come on, hurt each other!! Yan Yun finally realized that he had been fooled, and unknowingly leaked all the black history of the mad dog, and the culprit on the other side had to forget about this matter and keep the secret that he was a crow for him!! On the other hand, I have to help the poor mad dog as if nothing had happened, Nima, what a thankless errand this is!!

Also, how much hatred the mad dog has with the crow in real life, knowing that it is an acquaintance, he doesn't let out the little black house, Amitabha...... Tsk, the dragon's heart is a needle.

"So, I'll send your brother's company a few copies of your dubbed radio drama as a return gift? :-D”

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In the end, Yan Yun was defeated by Wei Yanjing's coercion and temptation and signed an unequal treaty.