The power hot pot and the old dawn have been awkward. And it's getting stricter and stricter. Originally, the power hot pot ran after the old dawn, but I don't know what's wrong recently, and it became the old dawn chasing the power hot pot.

But the husband and wife PK of the ghost road began.

Players who sign up will be randomly assigned their opponents.

Tang Xiao's gem brush didn't respond for a week. Sometimes Ran and Rose took turns greeting the nine-tailed fox, but they didn't make her spit out a single gem.

The wind blows the crotch hair and I don't go crazy, greeting GM dozens of times a day.

[Current] Tang Xiao: It's really not good, hot pot and the old dawn can also get married temporarily. The last time I saw them fight the top of the Forbidden City, the one that cooperated was called a boom.

Neither of them paid any attention to her.

This aroused everyone's gossip even more. One day, the beating of the nine-tailed fox ended, and there was still no explosion. The wind blew the crotch hair and shouted in yy: "I'll fuck your uncle." Tang Shi, your hands are so black! Don't mess around in the future. ”

Tang poetry:......

【Team】Old Dawn: Forget it, that's all for today. Xiao Tang Shi and Su Musha went to practice doubles.

The power hot pot went offline without saying a word.

【Private chat】You said to Su Musha: What's the matter with the two of them, they quarreled?

【Private Chat】Su Musha said to you: I don't know.

【Private chat】You said to Su Musha: You don't have a gossip heart!! It's time to take care of the old dawn heart. If you have any inside~ you must tell me in advance!

【Private Chat】Su Musha said to you: If you are idle, find someone to practice cooperating.

Under the slogan of practicing cooperation, Tang Xiao and Su Musha can be regarded as beating them openly.

When it was time for the first round of the husband and wife PK competition, Tang Xiao went online an hour in advance to prepare.

Su Musha hadn't moved yet, and the people in the gang had sent it to the door very intimately for Tang Xiao to beat.

【Gang】July: Remember this feeling! Beat people up in a minute! Hold on! Don't be soft-hearted!

【Gang】Tang Shi: Wait, there's a knock on the door.

Erha recently learned a new skill - knocking on doors.

Since he knew that Mu Cheng lived next door to him, Erha was more diligent than Tang Xiao, going out early and returning late every day, but there is a characteristic, no matter how crazy he is outside, will definitely be pulled at home.

When Tang Xiao opened the door, he thought it was Erha, turned his head and wanted to leave.

"Wait a minute, Tang Xiao." Mu Cheng's voice sounded from outside the door.

Tang Xiao subconsciously touched his face and replaced it with a smiling face. "I thought it was Su Musha back."

"He ate at my house, and I think you didn't have lunch either, so you made an extra one." Mu Cheng was holding a dumpling in his hand.

In Tang Xiao's heart, in addition to Mu Cheng's good face and good character, he now has another good family man. Such people! If you don't fall down, you're worthy of yourself!!

Mu Cheng went back after delivering the dumplings. Tang Xiao couldn't wait to lick the entire plate.

Back in the game, Su Musha was already online, standing beside him. Dressed in white, with lotus flowers full of ponds not far away, it looks very pleasing to the eye.

Tang Shi: Ahahahaha, Mu Cheng just sent me a dumpling. The male god is more perfect in my mind.

[Current] a song of parting: may just be a quick-frozen dumpling.

Tang Shi: I also think quick-frozen dumplings are amazing. Even if my male god eats ~, I feel amazing!

[Current] Million Lori Crossing the River: I'm sorry, no matter who eats ~, I think it's very powerful.

Tang Xiao thought for a moment, it seemed to be the truth. But before she could express her opinion, Su Musha had already come up and killed the two of them.

【Current】Tang Poems: ...... Reason?

【Current】Su Musha: Do it in advance and remember this feeling of cutting turnips.

Tang Xiao: !! You're a turnip, and your whole family is a turnip!

[Current] Million Loli Crossing the River: QAQ Lying Gun.

Before the start of the first round of husband and wife PK, the two of them were on YY, Tang Xiao had never spoken in YY, and neither did Su Musha.

Before starting, Tang Xiao looked excited. I always feel that under the cold appearance of Su Musha, a goddess, she may be a girl who speaks fluent Northeast dialect. This kind of contrast, I feel cute when I think about it!

However, when Su Musha opened his mouth to speak, Tang Xiao did receive a surprise, but to be precise, he was frightened.

"Little Tang Shi, are you ready?" Su Musha's voice sounded a little strange, but it was definitely ...... One...... Male.

A male voice......

Male......

Man......

it! I said that I would go to square dance hand in hand after a few decades! In the blink of an eye, you are transgender, leaving me alone to square dance!!

【Current】Tang Shi:, lady, what have you experienced? A goddess face, with such a magnetic voice?

【Current】Su Musha: ......

This contrast frightened her even more than the taste of the Northeast.

【Current】Tang Shi: Wait!! Could it be ......

Tang Xiao suddenly thought of another possibility.

Tang Shi: You're actually a boy?????

【Current】A Song of Parting: ...... Did you know that?

【Current】July: Did you know?

【Current】Dyeing & Rose: You just know?

Tang Xiao felt a thunderbolt hit him. Everyone used to say that Su Musha was a goddess. Goddess goddess shouldn't be a woman!! How did you become a man!! Do you have a gender dysphoria?

What else is the goddess of Su Musha who looks like a fairy, beautiful as a flower, sinking fish and geese. Fairy your sister! Flower your sister! Goose, your sister!

【Current】Tang Poem:! The goddess Su Musha, who is involved in the country, is actually a man? Why have you been playing the Shemale number for so long? Make up shameless.

Mu Cheng's eyelids jumped.

[Current] Su Musha: You also played a shemale account before.

Tang Shi: That's the same!! You play the female number and have nothing to do, you can stare at the chest of the character. I'm idle and have nothing to do, so I'm still staring at the bottom of the characters! Shameless, shameless.

【Current】Su Musha: ......

Tang Xiao felt that he had discovered something terrible. Looking at Su Musha's whole look, something was wrong.

"Xiao Tang Shi, you have been getting bolder and bolder recently. Why don't you have a long memory? Su Musha's voice sounded gentle and soft. But there's always a hint of awkwardness.

It stands to reason that Su Musha should do it at this time. Tang Xiao reflexively ran away.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the husband and wife PK officially began.

【System】Ten years of sharpening knives, the past is in the past. The ghost road husband and wife PK arena has been opened. Players are invited to form a team to enter.

"Let's go, Xiao Tang Shi." Su Musha walked in front of Tang Shi. A white coat with dark lines on the cuffs, and long hair scattered like ink on the white clothes, fixed with a hosta. With a sword on his back.

Tang Xiao has always felt that even a game character can represent the reality of this player. For example, Lori is obscene, Tang Shi is **, and Su Musha exudes this cold atmosphere all over her body.

The phrase "let's go" just now. With a hint of smile, there is tenderness under the coldness.

Su Mu took a few steps, and seeing that Tang Xiao didn't react, he used interactive actions to lead her.

Tang Xiao looked at the screen, the purple royal sister followed behind the white figure, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Teleported to the playing field, there were two nurses standing in front of the two people. Tang Xiao glanced at the equipment cultivation.

"Niang ......" just wanted to open her mouth to call her mother, but she felt a little awkward and stopped.

Su Musha received it like a stream. "Eh, daughter."

"......" She really wanted to rush to the other side and shout, let's go brush Su Musha together! This stinks and shameless.

"Su Musha, you sit on the side for a while, I can handle these two by myself. If you can't figure it out later, you can make another move. ”

Mu Cheng smiled slightly, replaced the sword in his hand with a piano, and found a corner to sit down. In addition to the background music of the arena, the sound of Fang Shi playing the piano can be faintly heard.

The surrounding onlookers were speechless.

The charm is good at chaos. Tang Xiao ran fast again, and the two people on the opposite side couldn't even release their skills.

Tang Xiao was like flying a kite, running all over the field, harassing and harassing from time to time. There is an adjective in the hearts of the onlookers - perverted!

Sure enough, it lives up to its name!

In the first PK, Su Musha played the piano for five minutes, and Tang Xiao changed his metamorphosis for five minutes. The other side cried for five minutes.

Won without any suspense.

The second game is scheduled for a week later.

"That's right!" The sound of the wind blowing the crotch hair of the trousers suddenly appeared, with a noisy electric sound, which shook people's ears and hurt.

Tang Shi and the others rushed up and beat him.

"Hey, hey, do you hear me?" The wind blew his crotch and his hair flew and he re-touched the microphone.

[Current] July: Something to start, nothing to retreat.

"Damn, you're too ruthless." The wind blew his crotch and saw his black and white game interface, and he was a little speechless.

[Current] Million Lori Crossing the River: Who made you speak suddenly, the current sound of the **.

"I don't have anything to do with you. I'm getting married next week, are you coming? The wind blew the crotch hair and said.

【Current】Tang Shi: Come! It's time to go on a killing spree again! Aha.

【Current】A song of parting: wedding tour ~ where is the line. Friendly brush, do you need our help?

"Wait, you're mistaken." The wind blows the crotch of the pants, and the hair is flying, which is very helpless. I had to explain it again. "It's a real marriage, it's in H City, are you coming?"

A group of people felt like they were having auditory hallucinations.

Who? Who's getting married????

Tang Xiao silently turned on the stereo to the maximum. "Say it again."

"! Lao Tzu is getting married! Realistic! Recognized by the state stamp! Come over to Lao Tzu, don't forget the red envelope, under 500 yuan, I won't even let you in. I have food and lodging. The wind blew his crotch and roared.

The whole room reverberates, and I have food and lodging...... Food, lodging and ......

I didn't go crazy and suddenly thought of something and shouted: ", did the boss turn on the voice changer, why did you hear the wrong sound?" ”

"! Did you hear it? You don't have to believe it if Lao Tzu bursts into foul language! "The wind blows, the crotch hair flies, and the crotch growls. The listener weeps, and the listener is sad.

But this sentence was covered by the news that the wind blew the crotch hair flying. No one noticed him shouting.

As soon as others said that they were married, everyone blessed them one after another. But as soon as he talked about getting married, a group of people sent: What is it? Tie the knot? Male or female? Don't tease me, get out of the calf, don't joke.

The wind blows the crotch hair and flies: the heart is so tired.

Tang Xiao couldn't believe it, this guy who shouted all day long, gave my sister my sister, and the wind blew the crotch hair flying, and he was actually getting married????

[Current] Million Lori Crossing the River: Don't be joking.

【Current】July: Have you been stolen?

"! Lao Tzu is really getting married! If it's fake, Xiao Tang poetry will eat ~ live. ”

"! You're so false, and you want us to believe you? Tang Xiao felt that she had provoked someone, why did she eat ~.

"Let's just face the key." A parting song.

Surface-based?

Tang Xiao looked at Su Musha's three words, and suddenly felt a little cowardly.