Xuan Li said that he wanted to think about life.

An hour has passed......

Heck, there's a lot of fun out there.

Another half an hour passed......

, when did the official document double again!!

After less than a day of decadence, Xuan Li's attention was completely attracted by the rampaging Elder Bai.

Just as he was ready to show off his broad mind and strong arms, the Demon Venerable was big: "......"

The loss seat is also ready for the shoulders!

Frustrated face.

Xuan Li can't take care of Lord Demon Venerable.

The result of Elder Bai's rampage was that he had left his stall, no one had to deal with official business, and the official documents that fell on Xuan Li's head increased geometrically.

Help!

Why is the Demon Venerable okay, you ask?

Huh.

Lord Demon Venerable wandered around Xuanli several times, he didn't have any confidence, and he didn't know what to say, every time he walked behind Xuanli, after glancing at the piles of official documents he was correcting, he silently retreated and continued to circle around.

And Xuan Li regarded Lord Demon Venerable as nothing, and in the wild grass with a hideous face, he had the domineering spirit of "whoever dares to interrupt my office, I will eat whoever is raw".

Demon Venerable: "Huh. ”

The ghost floated out like a ghost, and he also closed the door intimately.

After doing this, the Demon Venerable didn't care about face at all, sat on the steps of the side hall, and looked at the sky gloomily: "Bai Hua, you won." ”

I almost didn't have a cigarette in my mouth.

Elder Bai in the distance: "Hehe. ”

(^_^)

The tiger is not powerful, let you be my sick cat.

Three months later, Elder Bai returned leisurely.

Xuanli was so moved to tears that he could finally reduce his burden!

Demon Venerable suppressed the urge to pull Xuan Li off Elder Bai's thigh, and said coldly to Elder Bai with a comfortable face, "You, it's good. ”

Elder Bai saluted respectfully: "Thank you for your compliments." ”

Demon Venerable: "......"

In the days that followed, the demon world was still fighting chickens and eggs.

The Red Flame Demon Venerable likes to try new things, so Chongxiao Hall has become his experiment.

He even copied the various festivals of the human world with great interest, in the name of not making the demon world so boring.

There were results, but the basket was stabbed more, and Xuan Li and Elder Bai could only follow behind to help him clean up the mess. Fortunately, the boss's idea is not too fanciful, otherwise, I will show you the job change in minutes!

The rest of the alliance was taken aback by the Red Flame Demon Venerable's unreasonable cards, because they couldn't figure out what was going on, so they didn't move.

In short, at least for now, there is no war in the Demon Realm.

Ten years later.

The human world.

"Say, which piece of your flesh should I cut off from you?" The woman in blue was holding a dagger, the tip of the knife slashing against Fang Wuxian's cheek, but she was careful not to let it cut her skin.

Fang Wuxian gritted his teeth, but he didn't close his eyes, letting the girl in blue "tease".

If he knew this, he shouldn't have caught any spirit beasts for his little sister; If he hadn't chased that spirit beast, he wouldn't have been framed by his senior brother and fell off the cliff.

Now it's okay, not to mention the broken leg, I also met this woman with a sick brain.

The pain of broken bones hit his head in waves, and Fang Wuxian barely kept himself awake with the pain, and asked, "Dare to ask why the girl is targeting me?" ”

The girl in blue smiled slightly, revealing a small dimple: "My name is Taiyue, and my nickname is Ah Yue." ”

“…… Ah Yue. ”

"Hmm."

Seeing that the girl in blue pursed her mouth, as if she was a little unhappy, Fang Wuxian blessed her heart: "My name is Fang Wuxi." ”

"That's right." Ah Yue turned her fingers, and the dagger flexibly turned between her fingers, "Now, to answer your previous question - you kid is really good, you sat down with my pet on the ass, do you know the mistake?" ”

Fang Wuxian silently touched his hand under his buttocks.

"Ah Yue, there doesn't seem to be anything under my ass."

Ah Yue raised her eyebrows: "You scared it away!" ”

Fang Wuxian: "You, you are unreasonable!" ”

"That's it, what's the matter?" Ah Yue turned the dagger, and when Fang Wuxian couldn't move at all, he suddenly "snapped" the handle and tail of the dagger towards his head, "Since you scared away my pet, you can make up for it yourself!" ”

The place where his forehead had just been "stamped" suddenly hurt like a fire, Fang Wuxian couldn't care about breaking his leg, covered his forehead, and was drenched in cold sweat: "You...... You're a witch...... What have you done to me? ”

"Presumptuous!" Ah Yuexing's eyes widened, and she shouted, "Now that you are my pet, you should call me master!" ”

"Bastard! I am ...... Oops, what did you do to me? The pain in the mark on his forehead was even worse, and Fang Wuxian couldn't help but scream in pain.

"I branded you. If you disobey me, hum~~"

"Why me?"

Seeing that Fang Wuxian's facial features were distorted, his whole body trembled, and he looked like he was about to faint, Ah Yue snapped his fingers and stopped punishing: "Who made you unlucky." Seriously, I thought it was miserable enough for me to fall here, but I didn't expect to have a you, tsk, this fate is a godsend! I'm going to have to hold on to you. ”

After slowing down for a while, Fang Wuxian reacted: "What did you say?" Where is this? ”

"Huh? You don't even know? Ah Yue tilted her head, and her eyes became meaningful, "You're really not afraid of death." ”

Too lazy to bother with Ah Yue's tone, Fang Wuxian almost lost his patience: "Where is this?" ”

Ah Yue: "Endless Valley." ”

Fang Wuxi: "......"

The Endless Valley, as its name suggests, is endless. Legend has it that the Endless Valley is a small valley formed by the gap between the small thousand worlds, but because it communicates the small thousand worlds, there is no boundary inside, and the person who enters the valley can enter the small thousand world through the guò endless valley, but the premise is that he will not get lost in the endless valley.

In the world of cultivating immortals, the Endless Valley has always been a legend, because no one knows the true location of the Endless Valley, and no one has ever returned alive from the Endless Valley.

Fang Wuxian remembered his road idiot attribute.

……

Fang Wuxian raised his head and said to the girl next to him very sincerely, "Are you sure you want to come with me?" ”

Ah Yue: "Hey, I'm your master, okay?" ”

Fang Wuxian: "Then please, when I have to take a certain path later, you must pull me to choose the opposite direction." ”

Yue: "...... Are you sick? ”

Fang Wuxie's eyes drifted and looked into the distance: "You'll know if you try." ”

Ten years is too short for Xuanli.

Not enough for him to doze off a bit.

The official document was changed well, and the system panel suddenly began to vibrate, and by accident, the red pen drew a long red seal on the official document that was submitted.

It's ugly.

This had never happened before, and Xuan Li felt a little uneasy in his heart.

Putting the brush aside, Xuanli opened the system panel, and at first glance was attracted by a few blood-red characters in the center of the panel: "Attention!" Mandatory tasks. ”

Clicking on the title, Xuan Li took a quick look at the content, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

The following is the original content:

"Attention, attention, the protagonist Jun is lost, please system 467 to help."

Xuanli: "I can't connect to the Internet!! How do you tell me to save a lost protagonist? The next Baidu map also needs traffic!! ”

The system panel trembled after Xuanli roared, and the text changed:

This issue has been reported to the Lord God......

The Lord God is recovering from the ......

A solution has been found......

"Ding"

A window pops up on the panel: Do you want to buy a traffic package? YesorNo

Xuanli: "......"

His attention was already completely drawn to the word "buy".

Therefore, what kind of boss you have, what kind of subordinate you have.

Small Extra:

The main god is very picky, and he always likes the pressing system.

Bad performance? Points will be deducted.

Complained? Points will be deducted.

Exceeding working hours? Or deduct points.

467, as the system at the bottom of the performance, is the focus of the main god's "care" object.

467: "Oh, no, I'm going to the union." ”

So, one day, with the encouragement of several other systems, 467 went to the Lord God alone: "You, can you raise your salary?" ”

The Lord God smiled evilly: "What did you say?" ”

467 was so frightened that he almost died.

Lord God: "You are not small. ”

467 trembled like a sieve.

Seeing that the small light group was frightened like this, the main god touched the small light group as a comfort, and his attitude was much kinder: "Come, let's take a look together."

What about your third host, who said he wanted a good spiritual weapon, but what did you give him? A world-destroying artifact. I won't talk about the ending in the end.

What about the fifth host? You repay him the loan, and in the end? Have you got your points back?

And the tenth host, what are you selling him "charm" for? It was so hard that the female protagonist was blackened, and the male protagonist was indirectly chopped up. ”

After a pause, the main god pinched the small light ball, and then threw it out with a "piu": "Heh, raise wages?" Let's play with the eggs! ”

467:...... drawing an arc in the air

The rest of the system watched as 467 drew a graceful parabola in the air, and then with a "whew", it all dispersed.

Since then, 467 has decided that he wants to be a profiteer.

Therefore, after binding the previous host again, 467 secretly decided to seize the opportunity to sell something.

Fist.

…… As a result, Rong Shao was tragic.