76. Start, time
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The concept of time is always interesting sometimes.
In the special theory of relativity, it is proposed that when a person is in motion, it passes faster than when he is at rest. Perhaps our ancients already had a little understanding of such a concept, so there were.
Idioms such as the white horse passing through the gap and living like a year.
There are 13 people in the dragon, from the appointed cherry blossom Wednesday afternoon to the Saturday morning of the appointed date for cherry blossom viewing, the time in between is roughly three days, less than 72 hours, and I don't know how many people feel like a white horse, and I don't know how many people feel like a year, of course, these are just self-idealistic feelings. It doesn't matter if it's a block or a slow one. By the time the sun rose in the morning of the third day, several people were already preparing to walk towards the park for cherry blossom viewing.
Early in the morning, Long Er got up to make breakfast, and then shouted to Yami, Kirino, Taizi, and Yuxuan to get up. At this time, the river also turned over the window of Long'er, the six people had a meal in the dining room, and after eating, the five girls returned to the room to change clothes, and after Long'er washed the dishes, he began to prepare things for the next cherry blossom viewing.
Although, Meixing and a few of them have said that they will prepare a bento, but the tea and cups outside the bento. And some snacks were to be prepared, but not before the dragon wandered around the kitchen for a few minutes. Led by Taizi, he led the four of Yami, Kirino and Taiga to occupy the high ground of the kitchen.
"What are you going to do? How do you want it?! ”
Long'er, who was knocked down by the four women, looked at the four of them with a frightened face, and asked anxiously.
With a kitchen knife in his hand, Kirino said to Long'er, "Get out of the way, now this is our territory." ”
"Wait! If you have something to say, don't use your knife, what is your purpose? At this time, Long'er had already put out his defensive posture, for fear that the knife in Kiri's hand would enter his stomach with a "slippery hand".
"Relieved. That knife won't get into your stomach right now. Ami was wearing an apron over there, talking to Ryu'er.
"Hey! In other words, I don't know if I will poke it in the future?!" Long Er complained frantically in his heart.
Of course, Ami's words are not finished:
"Didn't that big pink fur last time say that we all need to prepare a bento? That's why we're here to prepare. ”
"Uh...... I felt that I would ...... when I came to prepare" The dragon tentatively took a few steps forward, ready to take over their work.
However......
"Long'er, you'd better not interfere!" Taizi said gently.
Dahe, on the other hand, was more straightforward, and she didn't bother to speak. It's just that the tip of the knife in his hand is pointing at the dragon.
"This is a matter of a woman's dignity, so Long'er, you'd better not move. Protecting the dignity of a woman is a man's reserve. ”
Ami, who had already started washing vegetables, taught Ryu'er so.
"Reserved your sister, what the hell is a man's reserve? I haven't heard of good felling!"
Although he complained so much in his heart, Long Er also silently withdrew from the kitchen.
After all, it is about the dignity of women, and these big words have been typed out by Yamei. It would be too unfamiliar to meddle again. Of course, at this time, Long'er didn't dare to go too far from the kitchen, and at the door, Long'er tried to think of himself as a dog, silently watching the busy girls inside. After all, if there is something like that. The knife was slippery, and the gas was not turned off. Sulfuric acid into the dish, this kind of thing still has time to stop it.
But fortunately, it seems that Taizi and Kirino and the three of them feel much more familiar when they enter the kitchen, although they ......
"Taizi!! Put down that bottle of dishwashing liquid for me! That can't be added to the dish. ”
"Kirino, you're holding laundry detergent, not condiment."
"Great River...... You don't have olive oil anymore, but gasoline, can I ask where you got it? ”
Long Er ran into the kitchen, first took away the "dangerous goods" quickly, and then was driven out of the kitchen by several people.
And this time, I couldn't even stay at the kitchen door.
It is believed that he was there a serious influence on the enthusiasm of several people to create new forms of cuisine......
Enthusiastic!!
After their reminders, Long Er finally remembered, and it seemed that the person who finally evaluated these bento boxes was himself.
But listen, in the kitchen, there is a faint voice:
"Ami-chan, what kind of food are you cooking, it looks amazing."
"Hmph~ The most high-grade famous dish in the Great Rotten Country, look up at the starry sky!"
"Hey, little man, are you sure this chocolate tossed with instant noodles will taste good?"
"Hehe, it's better than your Coke instant noodles~"
Long'er, who walked out of the kitchen, listened to these words, and paused, and seemed to be very eager to rush back to the kitchen and give each of the women inside a hand knife, but Long'er knew that with his own kitchen utensils, he was good at it, and in it, it was as small as a fruit knife, as large as a bone cleaver, and there were kitchen scissors in the middle.
Look at what you have on your hands, laundry, dishwashing liquid, gasoline. What else can I do?
"Hey~" Long Er sighed deeply: "I'd better go and prepare more stomach medicine." ”
This time it's really stomach medicine.
"Master, what's wrong? It looks like it's annoyed. ”
At this time, Yu Xuan, who had already changed his clothes and was in a daze in the living room, asked Long Er.
"You're still well-behaved, my little maid." Touching the top of Yuxuan's head, Long Er left sad tears.
"Sure enough, the master of my house is getting stranger and stranger?"
Fortunately, those women also knew that their craftsmanship was indeed a little bad, and they chose some simpler foods. Although they were also a little embarrassed, they still walked out of the kitchen one by one with the boxes of bento boxes and were satisfied. Long'er also has some remaining time to clean up in the kitchen.
"That's really the case~" Long Er looked at his original territory, and now the messy battlefield. All kinds of unused pots. There are also oils and spices scattered everywhere, not to mention all kinds of strange raw materials, this place makes Long'er have the urge to escape. However, Long'er's unsightly nature forced him to stop the urge to flee, and instead picked up a rag and a mop, and began to sweep it away.
"Hey! Is it too late for you to do so? I remember that in a public place like a park, if you want a place with a good view, you need to grab a spot. A pair of small hands also held a rag to wipe the stove with various raw materials flying around.
Long Er turned his head to look: "Poof~~~" couldn't help laughing.
Dahe's face looks like it's sticking to a little melted chocolate, and it looks like it's on his face. Not to mention, I really want to be like a beard. But it's not fierce, but cute.
"Hey! What are you laughing at!! Dahe asked sensitively.
"It's nothing, it's just that something suddenly came to mind." Long Er turned his head, trying not to let Da He look at his expression, Long Er really wanted these "beards" to stay for a while. "By the way, while I don't like most of the meaning of money at times, sometimes you have to admit that it can be useful sometimes."
"What do you mean?" Dahe stopped sweeping and looked at Long Er suspiciously.
"Meaning. He had already used his wallet to get off a venue, and it is estimated that there are still a few places with unique scenery, so let's not worry...... Poof~" At this time, Ami brought a mop and answered Dahe's doubts at the same time. Then look at the beard on the face of the big river...... It's so good, it's a little unbearable.
"Uh, what's wrong with your Chihuahua. And you look so weird. ”
Taiga looked at the expression on Ami's face and said with a frown.
Isn't it weird~ Looking at the river in front of you. It's a fun look, but you can't take pictures. And to keep it a little longer. It is necessary to hold back his expression, and it is not bad that Yami's beautiful face is not deformed.
Fortunately, under the condition of Long'er's fierce eyes, Yami casually snorted and concentrated on doing things, trying not to forget the other side of the river, but she was really afraid that she would laugh.
"By the way, Xiao Mei Xing and they still have it, are they all set off?" Taizi rolled up her sleeves and packed up all kinds of bowls and basins, so she asked Long'er.
"Well, they agreed to meet at the park at 9 o'clock, and now it's past 8:10, I guess they should still be at home, after all, it's only 30 minutes at most."
Long'er glanced at the clock in the living room and replied to Taizi.
"So, do you know...... The clock in the living room was running out of power, and then I remember yesterday it was 10 minutes slower, and now I don't know how much slower. Kirino picked up the garbage bag in his hand and looked at a few people like this...... The entire Takasu family was silent.
"Which of you brought your phone." Long Er asked in a hoarse voice.
"I ...... It's already 8:35......" Ami took out her phone and showed the other side of the screen to Long'er......
"I rub!! Come on!! Long Er suddenly sped up the work at hand more than doubled.
"Wait, Yuxuan, don't come in!"
Looking at Yu Xuan in the living room, he also wanted to participate, but Long Er hurriedly stopped him.
"For ...... Why? Yu Xuan said with a little grievance.
"Well, at least one person needs to be clean." Long Er looked at the clothes on his body, which were inevitably stained with some stains because of his speed.
"Hey! I said is it really time to pack these things? ”
Although Ami said so, the movements of her hands were not slow.
"If you don't clean it up, not to mention if you don't clean it up, I'll feel uncomfortable when I think of this appearance at home when I wait for the cherry blossoms...... Do you know what the ingredients are for your cooking? ”
While cleaning up, Long Er looked at the four girls with dead fish eyes and asked.
"Chocolate."
"Fish and bread."
"Instant noodles."
"All kinds of nuts."
"That's all there, congratulations." Long Er congratulated the four girls expressionlessly.
"What do you mean?" The women looked at each other.
"Ants, wild cats, cockroaches, mice. Most of my favorite foods are now in the kitchen. If there's one in it that you love animals, I don't have to clean it up. Having said that, the speed in Long'er's hand increased a little.
Listening to Long Er's words, goosebumps suddenly rose all over the women's bodies.
"Bastard!" scolded secretly, and basically the movements were much faster than before.
"By the way, Yuxuan do me a favor, hurry up and go to the bathroom to put hot water."
At this time, Long Er also remembered something, and ordered Yuxuan like this.
"Okay, master!!" Yu Xuan nodded and trotted all the way to the bathroom.
"What do you mean?" Everyone heard Long'er's command, and Dahe asked Long'er suspiciously.
"If you want to go cherry blossom viewing with a stain, I have no problem again." Long Er answered Dahe's question without looking back.
The women looked at each other...... Well, it's all a mess, but I don't feel like laughing anymore, because time is really too rushed~
But fortunately, it's almost time to clean up.
Long Er packed a few pieces of garbage and put them in the corner where the garbage was usually piled up.
"Wait until you get rid of the sewage, and wash the mops and rags and return to the original place. Then go straight to the bathroom, and the women just happened to wash together. I'll get the clothes for you now, hurry up. ”
After saying that, Long Er hurriedly walked towards the second floor.
Long Er first went through the window of his house, went to Dahe's room, glanced at it casually, and then took out a full set of clothes, of course, including the inside, by the way, Dahe is a small vest...... Ahem, you get it.
Then I went back to Takasu's house, opened the rooms on the second floor one by one, and took out my clothes. Finally, I went to Taizi's room and got my clothes. Go into the bathroom......
"At least you put my clothes in there!!"
Looking at the bathroom changing room, hot pants, skirts, fat times, bras, and stockings, Long Er didn't know where to put his eyes.
"Then there's still time for this kind of thing, you can help clean it up." The sound of water dripping in the bathroom is Yami's domineering and heroic words.
"Hey! Don't make your own decisions, you Chihuahua! If you dare to touch the stinky dog, you will die. ”
"That's it, perverted ~ perverted, put my clothes and let me out!"
The vague figure was, a medium, a small different voice of protest.
"I've packed it up, you're late." Long Er used the eyes of a dead fish to look at the various figures on the frosted glass door.
"Roll !!"
Then, there were two angry female voices.
Long Er realized that when the two girls shouted this word, they had already gone out, and then looked at the time on the mobile phone and suffered minute by minute.
So, it's really weird about what the time is.
In fact, it only took 5 minutes for the women to look like it was in the end, and it is estimated that this time it was their fastest speed, but Long'er felt that five years had passed, of course, it took a few minutes to take a shower and makeup again, but fortunately, the girls were also born beautiful and didn't need to make up much.
Of course, Long Er also took advantage of this time to quickly take a bath with the bath water of several women......
Though...... In retrospect......
Ryu'er, Kirino, Yami, Taizi, and Dahe, all of them have strange expressions on their faces.
But fortunately, at 8:55, all the staff were ready and sprinted towards the park.
"Wait! If we rush like this and sweat, what is the shower we just took just now? ”
Ami suddenly woke up on the road and said.
Then all the staff braked, Long'er looked bitter, and took out the phone to make a call:
"I'm sorry, Miyuki. We're here...... It all seems to be funny...... And being played with by time. (To be continued.) )