29. The joke seems to be too big
"It's up to you for the monthly exam!" As soon as Cheng Xuanqing sat down, Yang Min came over at the same table, and Cheng Xuanqing waved his hand clearly, indicating that he knew.
In the last life, Yang Min and Cheng Xuanqing sat at the same table for a whole year, and the relationship can't be said to be good, but it's not bad, they belong to the kind of friends who can go crazy and play and laugh, but they don't meet and don't often contact.
In their previous lives, Cheng Xuanqing and Yang Min's grades were about the same, and they were both ranked forty or fifty in a class of more than sixty people, and they all belonged to the kind of people who often found others to cheat in exams.
However, Yang Min's family was rich, and he went to Canada in his second year of high school, while Cheng Xuanqing could only get a bad score in the exam, and then continued to go to a bad university.
Thinking of this, Cheng Xuanqing couldn't help but sigh in her heart, some people ask for it all their lives, and some people are born with it.
Cheng Xuanqing was originally slow to heat, but because of the relationship between him and Yang Min in the previous life, and Yang Min's extroverted personality, the two of them got to know each other quite quickly, and it was okay to help during the exam.
Although Cheng Xuanqing looks honest and cute, she belongs to students who don't need teachers to worry about in addition to her grades, but since her academic performance is not good, she always has to find a way to avoid being criticized too badly after the parent-teacher meeting - Cheng Xuanqing in junior high school has first-class cheating skills, her face is not red and her heart is not beating, and she is unaware of it.
On the contrary, when I got to high school and college, the more I grew up, the more timid I became, I didn't dare to cheat, and I was too lazy to cheat with the meaning of breaking the jar.
However, Xuanqing didn't expect that Yang Min would even have to ask her for help in language.
When Cheng Xuanqing wrote the whole Chinese paper, she looked up at the time, there was still more than half an hour left, after having many experiences of correcting the right and wrong when checking the test paper, Cheng Xuanqing refused to check it after answering the paper, and was going to sleep on her stomach for a while, but suddenly Yang Min heard a breath from there: "Hey, the first empty question of the third question." ”
With his peripheral vision, he caught a glimpse of Yang Min lying on the table, curled up in a ball, as if the invigilator couldn't see him like this, his head on the side of the table, and his face facing Cheng Xuanqing.
Dude, you're too obvious, isn't it, is there a bit of technical content, aren't you a good kid at cheating?
Cheng Xuanqing complained in her heart, forgetting that although her cheating skills were a little rusty because she had not used them for many years, she was still able to pick up the knife, and Yang Min started completely again.
Cheng Xuanqing glanced at the first space of the third question on his volume, which was an ancient poem question, giving a poem, asking him to fill in whose work it was, what the next sentence and the previous sentence were, and the first empty answer was "Cao Zhi".
Cheng Xuanqing didn't turn his head, and his eyes didn't look over there, so he directly lowered his voice and said the answer.
Unexpectedly, Teacher Cai, who was sitting on the podium invigilating the exam, immediately walked down, went straight to Cheng Xuanqing and Yang Min's side, picked up Yang Min's test paper and looked at it, turned his head and asked Cheng Xuanqing: "What did he ask you just now?" ”
"He, ask me how to write Cao Zhi's planting characters?" Cheng Xuanqing thought about it and replied.
The class erupted in laughter, and they all looked this way.
Cheng Xuanqing didn't say this without a brain, nor did she say it on purpose to be funny.
Because generally speaking, this kind of ordinary small test, the invigilator is the teacher of his own class, if the content of the cheating does not involve specific answers, it is possible to deal with it lightly, after all, no teacher wants the average score of the class he teaches to be lowered because of a zero-score paper, and there is no face when it is passed out.
Teacher Cai glanced at Yang Min again, Yang Min deliberately made a look of indifference, his flushed face still betrayed him, and he was caught red-handed in front of the whole class, although Yang Min's face became thicker and thicker later, how Teacher Ren criticized, at least he could do that there was no discoloration on his face, but at this time he was just a hairy boy who had just entered the first year of junior high school and kept in mind the eight honors and eight shames.
However, Mr. Cai didn't say anything more, returned the paper to Yang Min, motioned for him to continue answering the question, and walked back to the podium.
When the bell rang and the papers were collected, Teacher Cai said while sorting out the papers: "Student Yang Min cheated in the Chinese exam just now, and I will submit a 500-word reflection before tomorrow." ”
That's the end of it, and even the parents don't invite them.
Cheng Xuanqing took a long breath, you must know that this kind of cheating is not Yang Min's business alone, it is also related to her, if her parents are invited, especially Cheng Rong, who pays special attention to learning, but no matter who cheats, it is estimated that he will have to jump when he hears cheating.
"How could it be discovered? I've watched her several times, and she obviously didn't look at us just now! And I was lying on the table, and she could still see it?! Yang Min couldn't figure it out, scratching his head and complaining to Cheng Xuanqing.
Cheng Xuanqing shook her head and patted Yang Min on the shoulder: "You are still too tender, if someone keeps looking at you, will you notice?" ”
"Yes......" Yang Min's tone was very uncertain.
"You've looked at the teacher several times, can she not notice? And if the person standing on the podium notices you, she will be able to see your every move, and if you lower your voice and speak, she may not be sure who you are, but if she sees a person sneakily lying on the table, and the voice is coming from that place, can she not notice? Cheng Xuanqing analyzed it and said, "You first succeeded in attracting her attention and making her notice this, and then you lay on the table to expose yourself, and then spoke out to confirm her suspicions, aren't you looking for death?" ”
After analyzing, I found that the people around the front and back had handed in the papers, and they all came around, and Cheng Xuanqing was a little square.
"Then how can you not be discovered?" An onlooker asked.
"Well, what's this......" Cheng Xuanqing thought about it, and decided to teach her to enhance her relationship with her classmates, "In fact, as long as you look at the teacher, and she is not completely facing away from you, she may be aware of it, but you don't have the courage to cheat directly without looking at her at all, you can take a look at most every five minutes, in short, the less you can see, the better, hurry up, don't make weird moves like Yang Min just now, and make it clear to the teacher, 'I'm cheating, Come and arrest me', you can sit how you want, the more deliberate the action, the easier it is to be discovered, and if you can speak, try not to pass a small note, if you pass a note is caught, it is a nail, black and white evidence, but there is no evidence to speak, even if you go to the academic affairs office, there is still room for trouble, you can also explain, just like I just did, to make things lighter. ”
"Oh oh~" There was such a voice around him, and at the gaze of others, Cheng Xuanqing felt an inexplicable sense of superiority like being held by the stars.
"Hey, isn't this Cheng Xuanqing?" Because the Chinese test takes longer than English and mathematics, there is only one Chinese in the morning, and then you can go home after a self-study class, and both English and mathematics are tested in the afternoon.
And this self-study class exists in name only because there is no teacher to watch, how can most of the students in the first year of junior high school have the consciousness to sit and read a book, as soon as the head teacher leaves, the door closes, and they play open. A group of people gathered around the computer on the podium, and the projector was also on, presumably preparing to play the video, which could be watched together.
When Cheng Xuanqing looked up, she saw that the interface on the big screen was already the interface for video playback, and she was waiting for the advertisement to end.
Cheng Xuanqing felt a little embarrassed, after all, she had never mentioned her in the company to the people in the class, and she always felt that this road was full of too many uncertainties, it was the kind of thing that even if she tried hard, she might fail, and it seemed that in the traditional concept, it was not a field that students should set foot in.
What's more, since you don't need to mention it, there's no need to deliberately mention it.
So in the class, other people's impression of Cheng Xuanqing is that he is a math bully who studies mathematics hard, and an English scholar who easily gets high scores, and Mingchuan will not go to the big mouth and tell everyone about it.
Except for Ming Chuan, no one knew that she was also a trainee of a leather bag company.
"Videos of playing." Cheng Xuanqing explained casually while drinking milk.
After watching the video, I found that no one was interested in "why did she record this video" and asked questions, what everyone asked was-
"Do you know Wei Xi? Ah, I liked him so much when I was in elementary school, when he participated in "Star Movement", but then there was no news. ”
"Is he your brother?" Someone came over and asked, and after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, "Hey, no, if it's your brother, it should also be surnamed Cheng." ”
"Stupid! Cousin! ”
There are also some people who don't know who Wei Xi is, who are also popularized by science.
Cheng Xuanqing: "......"
Why, it's never me who gets the attention? Is this the legend that some people are born to stand on the stage and be the center of attention, and some people are born without a star halo?
Cheng Xuanqing was silent for a long time in a bunch of chatter, and finally answered after being asked many times, after all, she refused to say that Wei Xi was her brother, first, she felt a bit of a, and secondly, to avoid being harassed by this topic in the future: "He is my male god." ”
At this time, the word male god does not seem to have appeared, but Chinese culture is so broad and profound, just like people who have used simplified Chinese characters since childhood can read traditional Chinese characters without barriers, just like you can read the meaning of this passage without barriers by turning the sentence upside down, and the word male god can also be understood without barriers.
"Male god? But how can he sing with you? How did you catch up with the male god? A girl asked, thinking that a boy should be a word corresponding to a goddess, and it should be as unattainable as a goddess, but Cheng Xuanqing, an ordinary student, can actually sing love songs with him, which is incredible.
The corners of Cheng Xuanqing's mouth twitched, with a little joking: "I haven't caught it yet, so I can't answer your question, and when I catch up, I'll give you a special lecture." ”
Students at the beginning of adolescence are most interested in two things, one is the glorious idol star in the entertainment industry, and the other is emotional gossip, Cheng Xuanqing in the fifth class of junior high school and Wei Xi, who is already angry but at least used to be an idol, have the two elements of "entertainment" and "feelings", and they soon became popular throughout the school.
At least the first grade of junior high school knows that there is a cheating master in class 5, who wants to chase Wei Xi, and when he catches up, he will hold a lecture to teach his experience and tell the world.
Cheng Xuanqing's inner OS: WTF, I'm just ...... Just kidding......