Eight torches Cloak Man, Little Black and Brown-haired Lori
A hundred years of time may mean that for human beings, they may be plain and simple, or a magnificent life, but for some strange existences called "immortal species" or even "immortal species", a hundred years is probably the time for them to take a nap~
Time: 12 noon
Location: A grocery store called "Miscellaneous".
Characters: Yuji Itai and an unknown grocery store owner
Under the scorching summer sun, the torch boy named Yuji Itai looked indifferently at the mask man who was suspected of being the owner of the store who was sleeping on the counter, silently exchanged a bag of salt in the system mall with the power of existence, and walked to an alley about fifty meters away from the storefront......
And then slammed the salt to the ground!
"Ahhh How long does this mask want to sleep! The indifferent look on his face was swept away in an instant after the salt bag was thrown to the ground, and the disillusioned Itai boy roared loudly while frantically stepping on the bag of innocent iodized salt, as if he could vent all the resentment he had waited for three hours under the scorching sun......
That's right, Yuji Itai has been waiting under the scorching sun for nearly three hours in order to wait for this male store manager in the soul mask to wake up, and he has been doing nothing at all, just standing there stupidly for three hours!
However, he had no way but to step on salt and vent~
The reason is from the system Jun's assessment of the faint strength of the mask that the Itai boy in front of him is eager to slap to his head at the moment, as well as suggestions......
[Target Race: Bandits of the Red World.]
Gender: Unknown
Designation: Unknown
Real Name: Unknown
Abilities: Unknown
Comprehensive evaluation: False god (mad, god is not full)
Notes: A rather old and powerful Red World cultist, who became a grocery store owner here for unknown reasons, and over time has given him an unimaginable amount of collections, and you may find what you are looking for in his collection......
ps: Please don't try to disturb TA's sleep in any unfriendly way, of course, if you want to die then I didn't say it~]
When Yuji Itai saw the evaluation given by the system, his heart was full of fluctuations, and he even comprehended the fluctuation fist!
Although he, Yuji Itai, the hero of the Mandate of Heaven in this world, will eventually merge with the Ritual Snake and eventually become a "god"-level powerhouse, but he is now just a "paper"-level scum! You let a "paper" wake up a "madman" who has the gas to get up...... This completely zero-level brave man has just taken over the task from the village chief of the novice village, but he found that the main gate of the Demon King City was wide open and still blocked at the entrance of the village!
This egg hurts, it's just sour!
"Speaking of the system, isn't there any way to make this soul get up immediately!" Yuji Itai, who vented his way by abusing innocent salt bags, looked at the masked man who was still sleeping and got carried away, and a cyan "#" popped out of his forehead. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
[Go up and slap ta~]
"Are you sure I won't be beaten to death by him this way?!" Faced with the malicious answer of the system kun, the muscles on the face of the Itai boy couldn't help but twitch.
[Wait...... Okay, so you should be able to slap him with confidence~]
Faced with the questioning of the Itai boy, the system was silent for a moment, and changed the PS content at the bottom of the previous information about the mask apostle to,
[If there is something urgent, it is recommended to wake up the target with fists and slaps~ As an ancient disciple, he shouldn't mind the offense of an ant, right? (probably)】
“……”
The Itai boy was silent for a moment about his system that suddenly became undisciplined, and then said with a "desperate" face,
"System-kun, if you want me to die, you just say, don't do these twists and turns......"
[Regarding the host's proposal, I will listen carefully and improve it~]
"I'll wait here......"
For the sake of his own safety, the Itai boy decided that he would wait here honestly......
Anyway, it's already turned into a torch, so I don't think I'll die of heat stroke or dehydration, right?
[Please rest assured that conventional means can no longer affect your life safety, so ......]
"Shut up...... Let me be quiet, and don't ask me who Jingjing is...... Thank you ......."
――Here is the dividing line for scene switching――
In a pastry shop in another city, a strangely dressed guy is holding a tablet-like gadget in a series of operations, and a brown-haired Lori who looks very scared of life is holding the corner of Ta's cloak tightly, standing beside him, curiously looking at the guests who are dining around~
The strange man in the black cloak clicked quickly on the screen with his slender fingers, and in just three or four seconds, he sent out the sentence "Please rest assured that conventional means can no longer affect your life safety, so ...... it].
The cloaked man, who waited for a while and didn't see a reply, swiped his finger and opened a software called "Hosting Elf", and then, he directly stuffed the tablet into the wide cloak of TA, and after chuckling, he said with a little surprise, "Oh~ It seems that the bait I threw out seems to have found something amazing~"
"Xiao Hei is so annoying! He said he was going to take me out to play, but he didn't care about me at all! As if hearing the cloaked man's laughter, the brown-haired Lori pulled the corners of the cloaked man's clothes hard, and puffed up her face into a cute little bun, with a look of "I'm not happy, come and comfort me~".
The cloaked man known as Little Black squatted down, rubbed the brown-haired Lori's head vigorously, poked her bulging cheeks with his fingers, and said dotingly, "Then what do I use to make my cute little princess happy?" ”
"Hmph~" The brown-haired Lori turned her head away and snorted disdainfully, revealing her little ears that became red inexplicably~
"Heh~"
Xiao Hei chuckled at the cute appearance of the brown-haired Lori, and found the waiter of the pastry shop casually,
"Excuse me, do you want to buy pineapple buns here~"
"Yes, excuse me...... How much do you want, this gentleman? The waitress looked at the strange guest in front of her, who had wrapped herself tightly, and replied with some hesitation.
"Let's take one first~"
"Okay, please wait a minute......"
The shop moved quickly, and less than three minutes after the cloaked man Xiao Hei and the brown-haired Lori who was still awkward found an empty table to sit down, a plate of freshly baked pineapple buns was served to the table by the waiter.
"Hmm~" Looking at the steaming pineapple bun, Lori, who was making an awkward fuss, didn't care so much, and directly grabbed a pineapple bun that looked like it was appetizing and happily ate it~
After watching the Lori in front of her solve a pineapple bun with three times and five divided by two, Xiao Hei with his chin said with a smile, "My little princess, are you satisfied now~"
"No...... At least...... At least I'll forgive you when I'm here! The brown-haired Lori glared fiercely at the cloaked man sitting across from her, and her little face turned red for a moment.
"Okay, good~ What you say is what you say~ But you'd better eat less, if you spend too much time eating pineapple buns and are discovered by the 'strange mother-in-law', I won't be able to take you out to play in the future~"
"Hey! Blackie, you actually said that Will Emina is a 'strange mother-in-law'! ”
"I didn't say it~ I said that Will Emina is a 'strange mother-in-law', but the little princess, you are yourself~"
"Little black bad! I'm going to ignore you anymore! ”
"Okay, okay, I said that Will Emina is the 'weird mother-in-law', a week's pineapple bun, forget what I just said, how about it?"
"A month's pineapple bun, if you give me a month's pineapple bun, I will have a chance to forgive you!"
"That's a year's worth of it~"
……
"Xiao Hei~ Why can't you spend all your money?" Lori, who was lying on the back of the cloaked man and was slightly tired from a crazy day, suddenly poked her little head into Xiao Hei's neck.
"Because I am a symbol of all the wealth in the world~" In the face of Lori's question, Xiao Hei dragged Lori's little ass with one hand, and the other hand was handed to Lori's eyes.
On the little finger of Xiao Hei's left hand, there is a ring that looks beautiful and abnormal, if he didn't joke just now, then this ring should also be the so-called symbol of [wealth]!
"By the way, don't tell the 'strange mother-in-law'~ If she knew, I wouldn't have been able to buy you pineapple buns so lavishly......" As if suddenly thinking of something, Xiao Hei suddenly warned Xana.
"Well, I'm not going to tell the 'weird mother-in-law'!" As soon as she heard that Xiao Hei might not be able to take herself out to play, or even buy her pineapple buns, Lori immediately replied seriously.
"Poof! Why does Blackie keep calling Will Emina's Blame Mother-in-law? As if thinking of something funny, Lori burst out laughing.
"That's because ......"
――In front of the "grocery" store〜
"Hey! Gremlin...... This isn't the place for you......"
Yuji Itai, who stood from nine o'clock in the morning to six o'clock in the afternoon, left tears of excitement in front of him in front of him who was yawning and wearing a mask with a hoarse voice~
[You've finally woken up! 】
ps: What is the ring that symbolizes [wealth], as long as one person answers correctly, I will update it tomorrow, otherwise...... It's super comfortable without code words!
By the way, if there are more collections and recommendations, it's not impossible to add more~
That's it...... Good night~