33. Stuff on the Internet, don't be gullible!
"So...... I'll do what I'll do to you instead of Kirino. ”
With a wicked smile on his face, the black cat said to Long'er.
"What...... What do you mean?! “
Long Er opened his mouth and listened to the black cat's words for a while, a little stunned.
The black cat glanced at Kirino who had already attracted his attention, and the smile on the corner of the black cat's lips suddenly became even more charming. Turning his eyes back to Long'er, the black cat's face was slightly red, and he said to Long'er with a slightly soft voice:
"You're welcome, it's okay, Nissan~"
"This ...... This, black ...... Black cat, you ...... What the hell is this, and ...... And this strange feeling is ......"
Looking at such a black cat, Long'er's body actually leaned back a little unconsciously, as if he was very afraid of the black cat in front of him now, and the heart that was about to jump out of the beating intensity made Long'er a little overwhelmed.
"It's weird there, Nissan~~~"
The black cat leaned forward, his eyes looked at the dragon like a spring ~ water, as if he was going to look at the dragon.
If you use the terminology of basketball, the actions and behaviors of the black cat at this time have already invaded~ into the cylinder around Long'er's body, and if there is a basketball referee present, he will definitely blow the whistle. Foul! It's a foul! Black cat, you've fouled!!
Smelling the sweet smell of the black cat exhaling from the cherry mouth, Long Er felt that he was a little drunk.
So much so that Long Er's current words are even more intermittent
"You...... That, black ...... Black Cat ...... I...... I"
Boom! A stack of paper cups hit directly, facing the dragon in the black cat's stupidity.
Don't think about it, after being hit by a paper cup, Long Er knew who threw it, and looked at the other side of the room with a wry smile and said, "Kirino, what are you doing~"
"What are you doing!!" Kirino was very excited and shouted at Long'er, "What are you doing disgusting Bala!" ”
As he spoke, Kirino was about to throw the microphone next to the table.
"Hey! Don't do this! Long Er stopped Kirino from continuing to go crazy with both hands.
"Hmph~ In the end, it's really disgusting! How did you recover after being stimulated like that? That's why it's just a simple guy. ”
Kirino crossed his arms and looked at Long'er with disdain.
If it is according to the normal situation, the normal brother-sister relationship. At this time, Long'er is already going to have a big fight with Tongnai, but after all, Long'er has experienced two lives, and he won't take it to heart about a child like Tongnai. But...... It's because it's a child that I have to correct it......
Long Er thought as she unfastened the belt on her pants.
"Hey...... Hey, you guy, what do you want to do! ”
Looking at Long'er, rolling the belt in his hand, while Long'er stared at his appearance without saying a word, Kirino admitted that he was a little scared.
"Kirino, I remember that I never hit you from the bottom to the top......"
Long Er looked at Kirino and said in a somewhat cold voice.
"Hit me some time ago...... Ass! You soulless! ”
Speaking of this, Kirino immediately reacted and retorted strongly.
When Tong Nai shouted these words, Long Er immediately felt two piercing eyes staring at Long Er.
was stabbed by this gaze, and the face that was originally pretending to be cold suddenly couldn't pretend to be able to hold on, so he had to fake coughing a few times to resolve some embarrassment. Then he said to Kirino: "Ahem~ That's not the point!" The point is, what you have done in the past few days has indeed made me feel that it is time to teach you well. ”
As he spoke, Long Er had already walked to the door of the room, blocking Kiri's last way to live. Then he slowly walked towards Kirino step by step.
"Report ...... Call the police! ”
Kirino was about to cry and looked at Saori and the black cat.
"Heh~ I'm looking forward to the next scene."
The black cat crossed its feet, its chin rested on its palms, and watched with interest what was happening in front of it.
That's right, didn't the black cat say it~ The more unhappy Kirino looks, the happier the black cat is.
Fortunately, Saori still couldn't bear to say to Long'er: "Xiaolongbao-kun, isn't this a big game~ And Tong Nai is actually ready." ”
"It's okay Saori, don't worry. It's just a little punishment, and it's going to be fine. If you don't worry, hold the phone in your hand, and if I'm not right, just dial it at any time. ”
Ryu'er said with a gentle smile to Saori.
"Okay then~~~" Since Long Er said so, Saori had no choice but to smile helplessly. In ancient times, it was difficult for Yun Qingguan to interrupt family affairs, so it is better to observe it for the time being.
"So...... Kirino will give up resistance. ”
As he spoke, Long Er stepped forward and grabbed Tong Nai, who was still resisting violently, and put Tong Nai's hands against Tong Nai's back, and then trapped him with this belt to ensure that Tong Nai would not break free, Long Er clapped his hands and looked at Tong Nai with a smile.
"Absolutely...... Definitely going to kill you! Immediately, immediately! ”
After exerting his strength, Kirino found that he couldn't move at all, threatening Long'er with tears in the corners of his eyes.
"If Kirino can kill me with words, I guess I'll die 8 times...... Maybe it's not more, of course these are not the point, Kirino let's talk about it. ”
While saying cool words, Long Er helped Kirino to sit on the sofa safely, so that he could still feel some comfort in the bound state, and then said to Tongna with a serious expression: "Kiri, in fact, what you did a few days ago, I don't care too much, but Shi Nai Pear is actually carefully pretending not to care, you don't know, but for the two of us who have been with Shi Nai Li for three years, this state actually has a great sense of isolation." I didn't say anything to you about this.,And then I was called here today.,Endure the strange smile of the Lethe maid at the front desk who doesn't know if it's a man or a woman.,After coming here.,Knowing that it's your celebration.,I can continue to endure it.,But Kirino.,I'm worried about you~"
As he spoke, Long'er touched the top of Kirino's head and continued:
"I'm worried, you have such a temper. What your friends will think. What will your colleagues think in the future. Don't say that your mask, that mask is tiring, it can only be removed in front of the black cat and Saori, right? Can it be converged? It's okay for you to lose your temper with me in the future. I don't know what kind of "surprise" awaits me next, but I'll accept it, pranks. It's okay to be abusive, but it's better to be more restrained. ”
Long Er untied the belt on Kirino's hand, looked at Kirino who was rubbing his wrist, and said with a wry smile.
"Whew~" When Long Er untied the belt, a long breathing sound also sounded.
Not to mention Saori, in fact, the black cat is also worried about Kirino.
And at this time, Saori also said to Long'er with a smile on her face: "Actually, Xiao Tongtong has prepared a ...... for you today."
"No, you don't! Next...... I'll just say it. ”
Kirino turned around and took out a small pink box from his handbag and stuffed it into Long'er.
"This ...... This is? ”
Looking at the things in his hand, Long Er looked at Tong Nai with an unknown look.
"It's so dull! What a gift! It's a gift! Looking at Long'er's inexplicable expression, Tong Nai unexpectedly came to the fire for some reason, of course, thinking about what he was going to do, his attitude softened and said to Long'er: "What happened some time ago was my fault!" Please forgive me! Still...... And thank you all the time! ”
As she spoke, she bowed to the dragon and apologized and thanked her.
At this time, Long'er was already completely stunned and looked at Kirino.
After bowing, Kirino looked at the stunned dragon and asked with a worried look, "That...... It's heard. ”
"En......" Long'er, who came back to his senses a little, could only answer like this.
"Too ...... En~ not bad" obviously got Long'er's affirmation, and he was very happy, but he didn't want Long'er to see his face, so he immediately turned his back to Long'er.
At this time, Saori and the black cat came over and said to Long'er:
"Today, Kirino held this party to help Takasu-kun recover his spirit, and of course it was also a plan, so that Xiao Kiri-kuni would give Takasu a chance to apologize. I'm sorry if anything goes wrong. ”
Saori and the black cat bowed and Ryu'er apologized.
And now in this situation, it is Long'er's turn to be a little confused, and he made a mistake after a long time.
"Kirino ...... Sorry, I ...... How do you want to punish ......"
"Nope! Actually...... It's me who should say thank you...... If it weren't for you, Taizi wouldn't have acknowledged my interest, I ...... And Ayase can't reconcile either. I won't meet them" Kirino looked at Saori and the black cat with some embarrassment, and no one can talk about anime and games, one is entangled...... So...... So...... Yes! That's it!! ”
Kirino squirmed, and in the end he couldn't express his true meaning in words, but ...... Long Er already felt it.
Long Er stepped forward and took Kirino into his arms, feeling the temperature of this girl who had taken care of her since she was a child.
Kirino didn't squirm anymore at this time, but enjoyed this favorite embrace when he was a child with unprecedented quiet.
"Xiao Kino has grown up~~"
The words that seemed to be like a father's emotion came out of Long Er's mouth.
"Die!!"
"Sure enough, I've grown up~ I have a lot of strength~"
Feeling the pain in his stomach after being punched by Kirino, Long Er said with emotion.
Postscript 1:
Several people sat down anew, and Long Er was also full of curiosity to open the gift in his hand. And then......
"Kirino this is ......"
Long Er covered her face and looked at the DVD box in her hand called [Sister of Tranquility].
"Sister control game! It's super fun! Recently, I can't sleep because of this game!! ”
So the next time became the time for Kirino to explain the game, and Saori and the black cat also looked like they were about to pass out.
Postscript 2:
It seems that because Long'er walked in too much hurry, the computer in the bedroom was not turned off, and I saw that the answer to a certain answer was still displayed on the screen, the answer.
Q: How do you solve the problem that my sister is too willful?
Answer: It's easy to solve~ Tie up my sister first, the person who is tied up is actually very insecure at this time, so if you treat it gently, my sister will be very good at listening to you in the future~
However...... What the dragon didn't see was ...... In fact, there is a sentence added at the very bottom of this answer
PS This answer was copied from a certain tuning ~ teaching website.,Just kidding, don't take it seriously~.
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And then...... The way it is written...... It's a pure fabrication by the author.,Please find someone to try it and tell me the effect! If you're brought to the bureau, it's completely out of my business.