Chapter 396: I'm Happy Too
"Doesn't there seem to be anything here except a little more people?" The next day, walking on Jinling Road, looking at the people coming and going, Lin Fei said with a little dissatisfaction, "Did you kid lie to me?" ”
"Uncle, I really don't have it, this is really the most lively place in the magic capital, Jinling Road is definitely the most prosperous area in our entire country." Chen Haofeng said a little depressed, why is it so difficult for uncle to serve.
"Ruoxi, is it?" Lin Fei didn't know what this was at all, he wouldn't go shopping at all, if it wasn't for Long Ruoxi coming this time, he might as well find a place to sleep, shopping was a bit of a waste of time.
"Yes, there are stores of the world's most famous brands and people from all over the world." Long Ruoxi said with a smile, "What Xiao Feng said is right, this is all true. “
"I said, why are there so many foreign devils?" Lin Fei nodded, "Cut, it's a shame to come to us to buy something." ”
"Uncle, in fact, some foreigners have green cards with us." Chen Haofeng said with a wry smile.
Lin Fei was stunned, "Green card, what is it, a green card?" ”
"Foreigners with green cards are people from our country, and with my hukou, they are the same as the people here." Chen Haofeng said with a smile, "Maybe there are such Chinese people around us?" ”
"Isn't it a betrayal to join our nationality?" Lin Fei's eyes widened suddenly, "Isn't this a traitor?" ”
"It's not so serious, it's not a war year anymore, and the distinction is not so clear." Chen Haofeng hurriedly explained.
"That's not going to work, isn't it okay to find trouble, these bastards are really too much." Lin Fei said angrily, "Isn't this nonsense? ”
"In fact, there are many people in our country who have gone to foreign countries." Chen Haofeng said with a smile, "What is in everyone's mind now, ordinary people don't know, you can't care where people come from, right?" ”
"Cut, I look down on such people the most, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as your own kennel, it's okay to run to other people's places if you have nothing to do, I've seen it all on the Internet, isn't this the so-called immigration, you look at the shooting a few days ago, it's okay with a gun in your arms, and you will see the Buddha all of a sudden." Lin Fei pouted and said.
"Husband, in fact, how to say this, I always feel that things outside are good." Long Ruoxi explained with a smile, "Otherwise, we will find time to go abroad for a walk, and you will know." ”
"Okay, I'm going to see what good things are there in the foreign devils that let so many people run out." Lin Fei nodded and said, "And I also know that we still have a lot of things that they stole back then, and if we stole our things, I will steal their things." ”
"Uncle, what do you want to do?" Chen Haofeng asked nervously, "No, it's easy to cause some unnecessary trouble." ”
Lin Fei glanced at Chen Haofeng, stretched out his hand to block a bag on his head, and said angrily, "Do you know who I am like this?" ”
"I ......" Chen Haofeng was completely speechless, Uncle Affection is going to be a thief.
"Husband, don't want it." Long Ruoxi believed that Lin Fei's methods could definitely get some things back, "Even if you get it, how can you get it back, it will definitely be an all-weather inspection at that time." ”
"Then I don't care, when the time comes, I'll let those old men solve it, in Master's words, these old men are all angry young people, as long as it's ours, they will definitely get it back." Lin Fei said nonchalantly, "It's really not good, I'll destroy them, I can't let the good things stay in foreign countries, and it's troublesome to watch." ”
"Husband, I think there is a way to try, we can not only get these good things back, but also come back with great fanfare." Long Ruoxi said out loud, this is absolutely not good, these are all national treasures, if they are smashed by their husbands, then the matter will be a big deal.
"What's the solution?"
"To treat foreigners, we don't need money, we want antiques, and when the time comes, we will bring our own expert experts, and we will definitely be able to get back the bad national treasure." Long Ruoxi said out loud, "Foreigners are actually very afraid of death. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, Uncle is like this, that's it, Aunt Xiao'er's method is very good, I think you can try it." Chen Haofeng said hurriedly.
"Treat foreigners." Lin Fei thought for a moment.
"You think, you use traditional Chinese medicine, treat diseases and retrieve national treasures, and at the same time promote traditional Chinese medicine, what a good thing, killing multiple birds with one stone." Long Ruoxi said with a smile, "I think Master must be quite happy to know about it." ”
"That's right." Lin Fei nodded, "Okay, it's decided when we go out, but there is one condition." ”
"What?"
"It's just that those people who go out from us and have other nationalities don't get treated, these people are a little bit unauthentic, and it's better to die." Lin Fei said angrily, "That's it, when the time comes, we will go out once, as for where to go, Ruoxi you have the final say, I don't know what foreign countries have." ”
"Okay, just leave it to me then." Long Ruoxi nodded and said.
"Then can we go shopping now, I haven't been out for a long time?" Chen Haofeng said excitedly, "This time you must have a good time." ”
"No, what I saw on TV, it seems that women like to go shopping, how did you get here, you are a big man who also likes to go shopping, are you drinking too much, what are you thinking about day by day?" Lin Fei looked at Chen Haofeng with a little dissatisfaction and said angrily.
Chen Haofeng said very embarrassedly, "Uncle, in fact, I don't want to, you also know who my dad is, it's usually difficult if I want to come out to play, but this time it's fortunate that you came, otherwise it's really difficult for me to play so unscrupulously?" ”
"That's what I said, the eldest and the third all say that your father is a miser, I think it's actually about the same, pick the door." Lin Fei said dissatisfiedly, "Okay, then you just let go of the fun, I'll keep an eye on you today, if your father dares to come and arrest you back, I will immediately arrest your father and go back to see your master." ”
"Uncle, you're really good." Chen Haofeng said excitedly.
Jinling Road, to be honest, is really prosperous, today is the weekend, you can imagine how lively it is, all kinds of people come and go, the river is endless, although the beauty is also a little, but it is a little different from what Lin Fei imagined, but it has eaten a lot of good things, which can be regarded as a comfort to Lin Fei.
"Ruoxi, don't you feel that these people are boring?" Looking at the people coming and going, Lin Fei asked. "I don't buy anything and come here to wander around, it's better to find a cool place to sleep in such a hot weather."
"This is a personal choice, is it okay to see some things if you can't afford them?" Long Ruoxi said with a smile, "Do you have anything to buy, let's go and have a look." ”
"I don't, I don't have to buy anything." Lin Fei said with a smile, "I can't find what I want here." ”
"Cut, don't be ashamed." At this time, a cold snort came to mind, "There are still things that can't be bought here, what are you kidding, an uninformed old hat." ”
"Are there aircraft carriers here, fighters are here, are there intercontinental missiles here?" Lin Fei pushed back directly, "Do you know what I want?" ”
"Is there anything else here that you can't afford to buy?"
"Of course." Lin Fei said with a smile, "For example, cobras, black widow spiders, piranhas, crocodiles, etc., are there any, are there any alive?" ”
"This is a place for shopping, not a place for you to buy and sell wild animals, do you know that this is a crime?"
"Of course I know, I'm just talking, look at what you're so excited about, I don't know what you think I've done to you?" Lin Fei pursed his lips and said angrily, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in men." ”
"You ......" Liu Changqing was angry, no, no, where did this turtle come from, I don't know what place this is, here is the most awesome commercial street in the magic capital.
"It's so angry, what if you pass over in such a hot weather?" Lin Fei said with a smile, "I'm wondering, I'm shopping, you go shopping, we just have to do our own thing, you don't have anything to say what I do, and you say that I'm a native hat, why am I doing to me." ”
"I'd love to." Liu Changqing said proudly.
bang
Lin Fei walked over and kicked Liu Changqing to the ground with a single kick.
", what do you want to do?" Liu Changqing hurriedly got up from the ground and looked at Lin Fei with burning eyes.
Lin Fei looked at this guy like an idiot, "I'm happy too." ”
Poof
Hearing this, Long Ruoxi couldn't help laughing, this husband is really powerful.
"Boy, you've me off, let's just forget about apologizing to me today, otherwise I'll let you know how good I am." Liu Changqing glared at Lin Fei angrily and said murderously.
Lin Fei shrugged, "It was originally you who made trouble for me, and now I have suffered a loss and let me apologize to you, don't you think you are an idiot, no, do you look at me like an idiot?" ”
"You?"
"I'm in a pretty good mood today, why don't you hurry up and get out of here, so that I can still let you go, otherwise you will be miserable today." Lin Fei is in a good mood today, otherwise this guy would have been killed a long time ago.
"But I'm in a good mood." Liu Changqing said angrily.
Lin Fei Nunu mouth. "Do you have a dime to do with me when you're in a bad mood? Didn't you just want to find some so-called superiority in me, and didn't you get angry if you didn't find you? “
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