Lou Lan updated "Journey to the West" even more, and the readers' comments were also hilarious, and countless popular phrases were derived, the most famous of which were: "The king told me to patrol the mountains!" If I call you, do you dare to say yes? Are you a rescuer brought in by the monkeys? "Wait.

Lou Lan went out in the past few days, and she could see the neighbor's group of bear children, each holding a stick, in the comparison, everyone is Sun Wukong, only a bald child was forced to play Tang Seng, a little fat dun played Zhu Bajie, and a angry bag played Sha Seng. The corners of Lou Lan's mouth twitched, and it was really hard for three people to serve such a bunch of Wukong......

In view of the readers' crazy urging, Lou Lan set the update to 6 chapters per day, so that the week's kung fu novel will be over!

Lou Lan, an outsider's novel, can be said to be unique in the new planet, netizens feel that it is very novel, many people read it once, and then masturbate it a few times when there is nothing to do! The message area is becoming more and more lively!

"Brother Monkey has been someone's father, uncle, grandfather, grandfather along the way, oh, and the daughter-in-law of Bajie, the godmother of the King of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, in short, he recognizes relatives everywhere!"

"The author's 'The king told me to patrol the mountains!' Audio, after I listened to it a few times, I found that there was no way to read this sentence normally, I had to sing, it was too magical! ”

"This beating is the author's purpose!"

"Why can't you read it? I can! In order to prove himself, this reader also put on the audio, but the result was that one word by one jumped out very slowly, and naturally many readers complained about it!

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"Ask the author, why does Wukong call the old immortals 'old guys'? Don't you know what 'little guy' meant in ancient times? Amitabha, I'm just curious, and I don't mean to be disrespectful to the gods! ”

"You're up upstairs, it's dirty!"

"Haha, that's what the old man means!"

"Insert, in fact, there is also the meaning of 'husband'!"

"Upstairs, you mean to say that my brother monkey has recognized so many husbands? Let me calm down for a moment! ”

"Actually, there is also a question that has been bothering me for a long time, Sha Seng is called Senior Brother Sha, why not Senior Brother Bajie Pig?"

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"Is there a company that has adapted "Journey to the West" into a game? How cool it is to fight monsters along the way! ”

"If it's adapted into a game, Master won't have any role, he's always been in the monster cave......"

"Hee-hee, if it is adapted into a game, I will brush down the babies who have not succeeded in black along the way of Brother Monkey, I am so excited to think about it, Dingfeng Dan, the golden rope, the functions are against the sky!"

"Didn't anyone complain? There is a country on the way to learn from the scriptures, which is actually called 'Black Chicken Country'! Hahaha, no, let me laugh for a while! ”

"That black chicken king should also have this difficulty, if he didn't soak Manjushri in the Yushui River for three days and three nights, he wouldn't send a monster to throw him into the well for three years!"

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"I'm curious, the red boy is obviously the child of the Bull Demon King and Princess Tieshan, why does he spit out the true fire of Samadhi, isn't it Princess Iron Fan and Taishang Laojun......"

"It's scary to think about it!"

"The true fire of the red boy of the people is obtained by virtue of his will on the stone wall of the Heart Refining Cave!"

"What is the name of the red boy?"

"O Cow Baby, a little bull, countless strollers at home!"

"This bear child, my father cheated, and he was still a left-behind child, can he not cause trouble?!"

"Ahh

"Actually, this is Wukong's fault, the daily relatives don't move around and are still unfamiliar, I haven't seen you for five hundred years, you dare to recognize your relatives!"

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"I still don't understand, why Taishang Laojun's gossip furnace can't withstand Brother Monkey, and the red boy can burn Brother Monkey to faint?"

"First, Brother Monkey is actually not afraid of fire, what he is afraid of is smoke, and the fiery eyes are actually sequelae, you know! In addition, the reason why he fainted was because of the pig teammate of the Dragon King, just like a person who had a fever and took a bath with cold water, as soon as he was excited, the cold air entered the body through the open pores of Guò, which was harmful to the bones and internal organs! ”

"What I said upstairs makes so much sense, I can't argue!"

"Brother Monkey has an accident, or Bajie pinched others to save him!"

"It's a monkey......

"Brother Monkey is an immortal guest for hundreds of millions of years, how can he become a short-lived person in the middle of the journey?!"

"Hey, in short, I was burned by the Samadhi True Fire and I watched this part with mixed tastes!"

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Lou Lan also smiled when she saw this, it seems that the red boy still has a lot of attention! It's just that Lou Lan, who looks at the comments, also has a big brain, and has mixed tastes! Why don't you say Liuwei Dihuang Pill if you are swollen?! And just now, the Black Chicken Country also reminded Lou Lan, the friend of hundreds of millions of women on the earth - the Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill!

Later, Che Chiguo can be said to be the happiest paragraph in the novel, and when Lou Lan updated it this time, she was quite emotional, because the queen of Che Chiguo in the TV series "Journey to the West" was played by Zhao Lirong! This old artist is a real national idol, and there are several major websites on the earth that have always been for the purpose of gossip and complaining, and there is no hack for her!

Of course, the people of Aqua Blue Star don't know this inside story, and their comments are simply joyful!

"Brother Monkey gave a handful of hair to the monks, will there be a bald piece on his head?"

"Even if Brother Monkey doesn't know how to spell, you know how many human hairs there are upstairs, bald!"

"He's just bald, monk, hahaha!"

"I really want to become a character in a novel, when Brother Monkey takes care of his hair every day, when he walks carelessly, he always loses hair on the pillow he sleeps, I will be satisfied with picking up so many of them!"

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"In the future, I won't call the bathroom the bathroom anymore, like Brother Monkey, I will call it 'the place of reincarnation of grains', haha, how elegant!"

"Summer is coming, I really want to have a spell to slim down my belly like Bajie!"

"Haha, the tiger, sheep and deer are fighting against the three brothers, this is an animal sports meeting in the forest, right?"

"Anyway, there are three brothers, a monkey, a pig, what is the other?"

"The author said it was a sand flow spirit ......"

"Amphibians?"

"Don't make trouble upstairs, the sand monk is just a curtain general who will be relegated to the quicksand river."

"I've wanted to say for a long time, what kind of job is a roller blind?"

"Help the servants of the Jade Emperor Luanyu!"

"Heavenly Court is really disgusting, if you think about it carefully, it is also another microcosm of the feudal society described by the author!"

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In addition to Lou Lan's update of "Journey to the West", of course, the most important thing is to pay attention to the third phase of "The Sound of Nature".

There are only six players left, and Xie Zhengfeng has undoubtedly become the most popular new star with the most attention, a proper dark horse in the music world! And this dark horse has also brought back a lot of viewers who have given up paying attention to this event that has been held for many years.

And Lou Lan also noticed an explosive news, that is, in addition to the sky-high naming fee of "The Sound of Nature", because of the high attention, four private music websites paid a lot of copyright fees, just to get the non-exclusive authorization of all the songs in this competition. And this has triggered a chain effect, and in the end, all music websites have paid copyright fees to the organizers, and if you don't pay it, you can't do it, everyone else, your website doesn't have it, and netizens don't have anything else to say, so take it off and uninstall it immediately! As a result, the organizers who have made a lot of money, even the spokesperson who appeared in the news, are no longer reserved, and the corners of their mouths are happy to become clams-toads!

Countless news reports on him every day, even Xie Zhengfeng's neighbors, kindergarten teachers, and bar colleagues who have worked have been interviewed by high-priced videos on news websites, and the most incredible thing is that he has also had countless first love girlfriends, some say that Xie Zhengfeng gave her apples in kindergarten, some say that he pulled her pigtails when he was in elementary school, and some say that Xie Zhengfeng lent her half an eraser......

Xie Zhengfeng was also speechless, for example, borrowing half an eraser, our planet is all electronic teaching, paper is very expensive, my family's economic conditions are insulated with paper, is it good? This girl, are you sure you haven't listened to "You at the Same Table" too much?

But on the cusp, Xie Zhengfeng could only let his agent Wang Zihao deal with it gently, denied all the scandals, and skillfully drew the media's attention to the songs to be sung in the third issue.

In addition to Wang Zihao, the voice company has specially configured a team for Xie Zhengfeng, life assistants, makeup, and costumes, all of which are dispatched to the company's top matching, the principle is that at this critical juncture, nothing can be wrong! The planning and publicity are also very meticulous, which gives Xie Zhengfeng a lot of advice.

For example, this time, a little girl in charge of planning made a number of analysis of netizens' comments, and finally found that although "It Seems to Be an Old Man" is inferior to several other songs in popularity, the praise is the highest.

Lou Lan also looked at this number jù analysis, only to learn that in the ancient times of Shui Lanxing, the official language was Cantonese, also known as "Yayan", but similar to the earth, Shui Lanxing also has many other ethnic minorities, in the vast history, this planet has also been ruled by the dictatorship of ethnic minorities, under the high-pressure policy called "Yayan" Cantonese has gradually transformed into today's Mandarin, and Cantonese has become a language that is still used in a very few areas in the east, and in the film and television industry, there are very few people who are proficient in Cantonese. Considering the public's acceptance, Cantonese songs have really not been produced for many years!

But similar to the earth, the Han people are actually very nostalgic for the old, and this is true for people, things, and things! And this time, Xie Zhengfeng's Cantonese song simply injected elixir into the hearts of Shui Lanxing netizens, satisfying their nostalgia for Cantonese, which is the authentic language of their own nation!

So, after team discussion, it was decided that Xie Zhengfeng sang two Cantonese songs in the third phase of the competition, and the media that got the news also reported it widely, and netizens spent seconds day and night, and finally heard the charming Cantonese songs again tonight!