Chapter Twenty-Three: Let Me Sing You a Song
It was already afternoon when he came out of Leng's father's company, and Su Shan mixed a big meal with a dead face, and then drove away satisfied.
In fact, Su Shan has already thought about the entry, and the reason why he said that he would take it out after three days was mainly because he was worried that it would be too shocking.
Su Shan couldn't help but sigh, it was not easy to be a talented genius.
It seems a bit shameless.
When he returned home, Su Shan wrote the work to be performed as soon as possible.
After that, he got bored.
What should I do? Su Shan thought about rolling all over the ground.
There are more than ten days left in the finals, and then you have to wait for half a month to go to "The Original Singer", there are a lot of blank areas during this time, and Su Shan doesn't want to waste it.
Live broadcast?
This one seems to be very good.
A carp in Sushan is stiff, but it doesn't get up, and another carp is stiff, okay, it's better to get up.
Su Shan found Xu Meng'er's phone and dialed it.
"Brother Su?"
"Little Mengmeng, how to start the live broadcast of cat music?" Su Shan asked.
"Brother Su, do you want to start a live broadcast?" Xu Meng'er asked on the other end of the phone.
"I'm not idle, I'm just going to accumulate popularity."
Xu Meng'er smiled for a while, and then briefly explained the process of starting a live broadcast.
"By the way, can I be an assistant performer? Rehearsals may take several days. ”
"Brother Su, I will definitely help you with your favor, don't worry." Xu Meng'er's laughter reached Su Shan's ears.
"That's good!"
"When is it going to be live? I'll see it if I have time. ”
"Live tonight."
"I know, I'll help you promote it on Weibo, come on."
Su Shan hung up the phone with a smile, thinking to himself, such a good beautiful woman, why didn't he choose her at the beginning, but chose Li Huahua, the bad woman?
This is not a tangled question, but Su Shan was stunned for a long time.
In the end, the bored Su Shan made a summary, Xu Meng'er is too simple, and Li Huahua will hook people!
Perfect summary. Su Shan once again admired his IQ.
opened Weibo, Su Shan wrote: Why did the octogenarian die naked on the street? Why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night??Why were the commissary security~condoms repeatedly hacked??Why were the underwear of the girls' dormitory frequently stolen??Serial Force~ The case of rape of sows, who did it? The old nun's door was knocked on every night, is it a human or a ghost?? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little? Behind all this, is there a distortion of human nature? Or is it moral decay? Or the helplessness of hunger and thirst??Please pay attention to the live broadcast of cats and cats at 8 o'clock tonight, the 10-year masterpiece "Sushan Story Collection", please follow the live broadcast of Sushan, and enter Niu Erleng's perverted and crazy inner world......
After Su Shan finished speaking, he threw away his mobile phone, and the memory of the original world was a cow fork, and he could come up with several jokes casually.
I hope that Duan You in the original world don't blame me, Su Shan prayed silently.
On Weibo, Su Shan's fans began to scream.
", this is a suspense crime-solving film?"
"It feels like a big production!"
"Come and watch, I'm bragging again."
"Eighty granny...... This calf caught me off guard. ”
"Is the amusing god going live again? Looking forward to it. ”
Netizens on Weibo were all attracted by the jokes written by Su Shan, and they came to visit the nonsense written by Su Shan's "essays".
Su Shan's sharp and brain-opening words have once again become a topic of conversation among netizens.
A good singer has to be a funny artist, and he can also cover the brilliance of all comedy artists, saying that the songs he sang during this time, the number of downloads of each song is rising, as if there is no end.
Looking back at the songs on Maomao, the two songs "The Sea" and "Lover" have been downloaded more than one million. Even the two songs that were just uploaded have now had more than 10,000 downloads.
Thinking about it carefully, Su Shan only publicized it once on his Weibo, and he had such an achievement, if this is a flood of publicity, then it will be worth it?
This is all real verbal propaganda, if the song can't capture the hearts of listeners, relying on the fans on Sushan's Weibo alone is far from achieving this positive effect.
After the overwhelming publicity of netizens, Su Shan became a little popular again, and in less than half an hour, Su Shan's Weibo comments have exceeded 10,000.
There has also been a slight increase in fans, and it is close to breaking the million mark.
After Su Shan posted this Weibo, he has not paid attention to it, it is impossible to sing only songs in the live broadcast, Su Shan must find a way to retain netizens.
It's okay if it's an occasional live broadcast, but Su Shan doesn't want to do this, time can't be used to squander, it has to be used to create fame.
In order to be able to think of a good way quickly, Su Shan decided to use his nirvana again, rolling all over the ground to recruit Dafa.
Three minutes later, Su Shan was a little physically exhausted.
Five minutes later, Su Shan stopped moving.
Ten minutes later, Su Shan fell asleep......
Ambition is necessary, but Su Shan doesn't seem to have the heart to achieve it.
When he woke up, it was already dark, Su Shan panicked, why did he fall asleep again?
Why do you say again?
Why are you hungry?
Why is it so soon past seven o'clock?
Many questions appeared in Su Shan's mind, and just wanted to have a carp to fight, Su Shan thought of the previous failed case, so let's get up.
After soaking a bowl of instant noodles, Su Shan turned on the computer, and according to what Xu Meng'er said before, he finally became a brilliant online live broadcast artist.
There was no number of people online in the live broadcast room created by Su Shan, and after following the instructions and operating one by one, his own video avatar finally appeared on the computer screen.
The number of people soared for a while, hundreds and thousands of people went up.
300,000, 500,000, 700,000.
Eventually, by the time it reached 820,000, the number slowed down.
"On this bright spring night, welcome everyone to my live broadcast room, I am your good friend, Su Shan."
At the beginning, there must be a little humor to stabilize popularity, this is Su Shan's own experience.
Well, that's what he was fooling around.
However, Su Shan's little humor did make many people laugh.
The words haha kept floating on the public screen.
"Funny God, take us into that crazy world."
"Ask for a song."
"I'm here to listen to the bragging."
"Pg the calf."
"Sing."
Su Shan glanced at the words on the public screen and asked him to do anything.
"Then I'll sing you a song."
Looking at the applause on the screen, Su Shan cleared his throat, and then said, "Before singing this song, I have to chat with everyone for a while." ”
"Routine!"
"What about singing? My ears are pricked up. ”
A quarrel began on the public screen.
"I am very excited to see such a good friend come to see my live broadcast, I have been successfully hidden for so many years, and I can still be liked by everyone at one time, I am a little scared, but I am very satisfied, thank you good friends for supporting me."
Su Shan hugged his fists and thanked him.
"The next song was written when I was at its lowest, at that time I was helpless, I saw all the eyes and ridicule, the fans gradually forgot about me, the company did not give me any arrangement, at first my mood was very dark, I was drunk every day, I didn't contact anyone, locked myself in the house every night, secretly cried, and even thought about suicide, but then I gradually understood that I was still young, I can still struggle, I can no longer be negative, even if I am bruised, I have to climb onto the stage of my dreams again."