206 The Mermaid in Modern Times (2)
Early in the morning of Sunday, the alarm clock still rang at seven o'clock in the morning, but the mermaid was no longer too alarmed, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he was full of happy and excited smiles - Poseidon, it seems that I have really become Ji Mo, an earthling? Even waking up from a sleep is still in this place!
Meticulously pressing the alarm clock and putting on his slippers, the mermaid managed to follow the steps he remembered to complete the morning wash, and then, with great interest, opened the refrigerator door again.
What does Ji Mo eat for breakfast?
In order to take good care of this body, the mermaid decided to live according to the recipe in memory as much as possible.
However, ahem, in the memory of the mermaid, if it is a day off, then "I" will take a nap in the morning, get up and eat lunch directly. At noon, it's either a dinner party with friends, takeout, or instant noodles. Like most single Wang, Ji Mo rarely cooks and eats by himself.
- But the mermaid had eaten only an apple and a bucket of noodles and a few loaves of bread yesterday, and had starved until dawn, with her chest pressed against her back.
"Well, I can't starve your body, I'd better eat something."
Apple? No, the memory shows that you can't eat apples in the morning on an empty stomach;
Instant noodle? No, although it tastes so good that it kills a mermaid, memory shows that eating instant noodles is not nutritious...... What is nutrition? Oh, something that makes the body healthier......
Bun? No, I can't eat enough, I'm still hungry after eating so much yesterday;
……
After the mermaid carefully selected and vetoed, she suddenly thought:
Hey? I don't eat breakfast on my days off, but on weekdays, I usually eat by myself, and the first choice is Cai Diexuan and a breakfast shop near the company: when I have enough time, I drink porridge and eat rice rolls, and I eat bread and milk when I go to work.
- Hmm, I'm going to help Ji Mo go to work tomorrow, why don't I go and familiarize myself with the environment near the company first? lest you make jokes and embarrass Ji Mo......
"It's very necessary, after all, I've never been to work, Poseidon!"
After making up his mind, the mermaid took countless deep breaths, and was about to go out to explore the wonderful earth world outside, and he was so nervous that he couldn't do it: his heart was racing, his breath was short, his face was pale, his lips were pale, and his fingers were trembling......
However, even if you lived so painfully and unsatisfactory when you were a mermaid before, it was your fate; But now thanks to the favor of the sea god, he has actually become Ji Mo, an earthling, how can he still be like before? We must not destroy everything that Ji Mo has worked the earth and now has!
*****
After grinding around the house for forty minutes, making sure that she couldn't find fault with her dress and facial expressions, and simulating what she might say when she went out in front of the mirror for a long time, the mermaid finally picked up the key to her mobile phone wallet, and walked out of the house stiffly with her hands and feet.
Is this what an elevator is? Alas, it's really small and depressing inside, and the breath is not enough to breathe, why don't the earthlings make the elevator bigger?
Suddenly, the elevator stopped, and a graceful young girl twisted in with stiletto heels, and a fragrance instantly filled the elevator compartment, which made the mermaid extremely uncomfortable. It's summer now, according to Ji Mo's preferences, he wears loose white T, black casual sweatpants and pedal shoes on his days off, stands straight and straight, doesn't squint, and keeps staring at the elevator floor.
I have to say that Ji Mo is still very good-looking: tall enough, handsome facial features, white skin, tall posture, wide shoulders and narrow hips - the most important thing is that his eyes are bright and clear, like a puddle of water, which makes people feel very comfortable to look at.
8th and 7th floors......
"Hmm~cough~" The young girl's eyes were hot, and she stared at the mermaid for a long time without any scruples, then deliberately cleared her throat, flicked her wavy long hair sharply, and threw it on the mermaid accurately, and then posted it over and said apologetically: "Ouch, I'm really embarrassed, handsome guy, didn't hurt you, right?" ”
Poseidon Poseidon Poseidon! Help me!
The mermaid's heart was about to jump out, and he desperately hid to the side, blushing and stammering, "No, no...... You—Don't get so close to me, okay? "Growing up in the mermaid tribe in the East China Sea, he has a deep fear of beautiful and bright females, and he has always taken a detour to hide away, even when he arrives on Earth.
However, the mermaid said it too bluntly, which was equivalent to slapping the beauty on the spot.
"Hmph~ Who rarely comes close to you? Less smelly and beautiful! The young girl was obviously rarely slapped in the face by the opposite sex like this, and glared at the mermaid angrily.
- Originally, I saw that you were handsome, and I wanted to talk to you to pass the elevator time, what are you talking about?
In the small elevator car, there are only young men and women, and the atmosphere is not too friendly.
"I—I don't have a stinky...... mermaid" the mermaid explained nervously, not understanding why the other party was suddenly angry.
Fortunately, it didn't take too long to be embarrassed, and the first floor arrived quickly.
As soon as the elevator doors opened, the merfolk ran out almost for their lives, escaping the small iron box occupied by strange aromas and beautiful females.
"I'm sick!" The young girl was really angry now, and scolded angrily at the back of the mermaid running away.
With his feet on the solid ground, the mermaid ran away with a breath before daring to stop, looking back again and again, for fear that she would get into some trouble.
*****
Is this the daytime of the earth?
The rhythm of the developed coastal cities is very fast, the high-rise buildings are lined up, the traffic and people are endless, the music and dance music are ticking, countless bright colors, countless novel tastes, the mermaid is so excited that her cheeks are red, and she carefully walked into the subway station with the flow of people, trying to retrieve the memory in her mind, and took the accurate subway to the company.
The subway on Sunday was crowded like canned sardines, and the poor mermaid had just come to the earth world, and when he left the station, he was almost wrapped in the crowd and went out, and he had never felt like doing something with so many people, although he was squeezed uncomfortably, but his heart was very, very happy.
Half an hour later, he finally returned to the ground and successfully found the Cai Die Xuan and the breakfast shop near the company in his memory.
The two stores are opposites, and business is very good.
The mermaid couldn't control his feet at all, and he was completely conquered by the smell of all kinds of fresh bread and pastries - O god of the sea, it smells so good, how can it be so fragrant?
A moment later, the merfolk stepped into the bakery.
As soon as she entered the door, the little girl who was wearing a uniform smiled and said sweetly, crisply and enthusiastically: "Welcome to Caidiexuan~"
Hey? This earth female is so friendly!
The mermaid hurriedly returned a smile and said seriously, "Hello." He felt that the young female in front of him was very cute and friendly, for fear that he would behave rudely.
"Uh~ your side please!" The little girl was obviously stunned, her welcome greeting just now was a professional rule, but it was rare for customers to pay so much attention and respond...... The little girl's smile was even sweeter and more pleasant, and there were not many customers in the store at this time, so she led the mermaid in, and personally brought him the clamp and plate, and her hands and feet were light and quick, and she was a very cheerful and youthful girl.
"Thank you." The mermaid thanked him softly, he was actually very nervous in his heart: he tried to force himself to smile, forced himself to speak, and tried to play the Ji Mo in his memory.
Egg tarts? Freshly baked? It's crispy and crispy, brown and delicate, and it's delicious at first glance......
Pineapple bun, cheese bread, shredded coconut cream bun......
The bread and pastries are neatly arranged in a clean, bright and transparent grid, which looks very delicious, smells intoxicating, and the mermaid's eyes are shining, simply glowing, and in the process of choosing back and forth, he can't control it at all, and decides to eat bread for three meals today!
One, two, three, four...... The plate was soon filled with all kinds of bread and pastries and a bottle of milk, and with a happy smile on his lips, he took out his wallet and counted the bills carefully, and left with a large bag of bread.
After walking out of the store, the mermaid thought for a moment and decided to go to the company to have a look and familiarize herself with the environment in advance.
The sun is high above the treetops, and the city is full of life.
The mermaid walked all the way and looked all the way, her eyes were not enough, and her steps were so brisk that she wanted to fly.
It didn't take long for him to walk downstairs to the company.
Ji Mo's company is on the twenty-third to twenty-eighth floors, which is quite large in the industry, he is a science and engineering man, and he is engaged in technical work after graduation.
"Wow, that's so high!" The mermaid stood on the ground, looked up and looked up slowly, the tempered glass of the building glowed in the sunlight, reflecting in the eyes of the mermaid who were very bottomless in his heart.
He circled around the building several times in awe, and his heart gradually became heavy—am I going to work here tomorrow? Although my brain is proficient in the content and method of work, I am not really Ji Mo after all......
Alas, what to do?
After the mermaid was excited, she slowly calmed down and sat on the edge of a flower bed at the back of the building, which was quieter and shady.
After a while, the mermaid began to scold herself for being cowardly and fearful, and tried to urge herself to be brave and confident - what are you afraid of? It's not difficult to go to work, Ji Mo's skills are enough to pass the test, and now he has just finished a project, this time will be relatively free, and he will be proficient if he is serious?
After encouraging himself for a long time, the mermaid felt less afraid, and it was almost nine o'clock at this time, and he was so hungry that he didn't feel it anymore, so he quickly took out bread and milk and began to eat breakfast.
*****
"Well, we'll meet in the evening." Mu Guang walked out of the elevator, he worked overtime all night last night, very tired, slowly walked in the huge underground parking lot, looking for his car, "Yes, I just got off work...... Yes, the time is rushed, and there is almost no time to prepare...... It's okay, I've already sorted it out, and I won't delay the progress of the project...... Well, see you in the evening. ”
Mu Guang opened the car door and sat in, put his mobile phone away, pinched his eyebrows hard, and then slowly fastened his seat belt and slowly drove out of the parking lot.
Since yesterday at noon, he has been busy until now, and he has drunk a few strong coffees in the middle, Mu Guang's face is a little pale, he feels weak, his heart beats slowly, and his ears are buzzing for a while-this is low blood sugar from hunger?
Looks like we'll have to go out and find something to eat first.
After making up his mind, Mu Guang tried to concentrate on driving.
There are many exits in the underground parking lot with thousands of parking spaces, Mu Guang chose exit A, the exit is a gentle slope, on both sides are flower beds, which are planted with swaying green plants, the sky outside is very bright and bright, bright to the eye, Mu Guang squinted uncomfortably.
After the gentle slope ended, the car drove to the corner, saying that it was too late and that it was fast, and a person suddenly ran out of the flower bed on the side!
“!” Mu Guang was suddenly startled, his pupils dilated instantly, and he reflexively braked.
"Squeak-" There was a sharp and piercing sound, and the front bumper was a slap away from the mermaid's leg, and the mermaid was stunned and pinched her hand...... A loaf bag......
"What's going on? Touching porcelain and coming here?! Mu Guang in the car had a solemn face, his brows were furrowed, he took a deep breath, and felt that his ears were buzzing ~ even more, and his eyes were dark and white, and the symptoms of low blood sugar caused by hunger were more obvious.
The mermaid outside stood in a panic for a long time, he was so sunburned just now that he didn't think much about it, so he found a flower bed in front of the exit of the parking lot to sit and rest, and when he had just finished eating a loaf of bread, a gust of wind blew, and the bag was blown away - ah? By the way, earthlings are not allowed to throw garbage anywhere!
The mermaid who is trying to play the role of a good citizen of the Earth City quickly gets up and picks it up...... Just like that, he was almost hit by a car.
What to do? The earthlings in the car seem to be very angry? Angry and white-faced?
After thinking hard, the mermaid decided to go over and apologize, and by this time he had already "remembered": there was an underground parking lot behind him, and he suddenly ran out and blocked the driver's way.
Hey, it's my fault.
"Knock knock~" The mermaid walked over, carefully bent her index finger and knocked on the car window, and asked apologetically: "Hello, Earth...... Sir, are you mad at me? ”
Inside the car, Mu Guang held the steering wheel with both hands, feeling more and more uncomfortable, his eyes were full of stars, he slowly put his weight on the steering wheel, after hearing the knocking sound of the car window, he reluctantly raised his hand to open the window, and looked at the young big boy outside with a pale face.
The mermaid was attracted by the slowly lowering window, stared intently at the whole process, and then came to her senses and apologized again: "Earth...... Are you still angry, sir? ”
Mu Guang looked at the big boy who ran out recklessly and was almost injured by himself, especially the other party's clear and bright moist eyes, and then he reluctantly asked: "I honked the horn before turning the corner, didn't you hear?" ”
The mermaid was stunned for a moment, and said weakly, "Do you mean Di Di Di?" I hear you. Not only had the merfolk heard it just now, but he had heard it countless times along the way, but he had listened with pleasure - he hadn't been able to connect car horns and pedestrians from danger.
But Mu Guang was a little angry when he heard this, and he asked, "You still ran out when you heard it?" ”
"I, I'm ......" The mermaid also knew that he had done something wrong, and was very embarrassed, he quickly raised the bag in his hand and explained apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." This bag was blown away by the wind, and I can't litter, so I'll just come out and pick it up, don't you get angry, okay? I really didn't mean to. ”
Listening to this, I really have no heart or lungs to clean up, and I am suspected of deliberately looking for someone to make a joke.
Mu Guang is now tormented by low blood sugar, unable to get angry, and looking at the boy outside with sincere eyes, it doesn't look like he is looking for fault...... On top of that, the wind blows in, carrying with it the smell of food in bread bags. Mu Guang only thought for a few seconds before he spoke:
"Forget it, fortunately, nothing happened."
The merfolk immediately said happily, "You're not mad at me, are you?" Great, you're so good Earth...... Good! ”
The next moment, Mu Guang had to ask for help: "Do you still have anything to eat?" I'm probably hungry with low blood sugar, can you sell-"
Before Mu Guang could finish asking for help, the mermaid said happily, "Yes! Then he suddenly realized: "Oh, so you are hungry because your face is so ugly?" Don't have anything to eat? Wait, I've got a lot of good food! With that, the mermaid rushed to the front, carrying a large bag of food.
What do earthlings say about it? Oh, saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, although you can't live in a floating slaughter, but the people of the earth should help each other.
Mu Guang looked at the cheerful figure of the young and handsome big boy outside the car, and he didn't know what to say at all.
"Which one do you want to eat?" The mermaid opened the bag and asked, "It's all delicious, I like everything!" ”
"Whatever." Mu Guang replied simply, the ghost made the god send, he was actually unguarded against the stranger in front of him, and was ready to eat what he brought - although it was extremely uncomfortable, Mu Guangxian rarely had such carelessness.
"Then, let's eat this pineapple bun, it smells very good." The mermaid carefully unpacked the bag and took the initiative to feed the bread to the mouths of the earthlings who were hungry and lying on the steering wheel.
Mu Guang was completely stunned, and suddenly wanted to laugh, he was just a stranger who met for the first time, and the other party's words and deeds were unexpectedly, unexpectedly...... So strange!
"I'll do it myself." Mu Guang reached out and took the bread and ate it in a big gulp.
"Oh, you drink some milk, red dates and wolfberries, it's good for low blood sugar and low blood sugar." The mermaid generously extended the milk straw to Mu Guang's lips again.
"Thank you." Mu Guang took a big sip in one go...... And then it's gone. Gone? So little milk in this bottle? Still is......?
"This—This is what you've drunk?" Mu Guang completely lost his temper.
The merfolk nodded honestly, "yes, because I only bought a bottle of milk." As he spoke, he handed Mu Guang a second pineapple bag, and at the same time took the packaging bag in the other party's hand, and seriously picked up the bread crumbs that fell from the bag and ate them little by little.
Naturally, Mu Guang, who looked straight-eyed, was embarrassed to speak.
It didn't take long for Mu Guang to eat four breads in a hurry, and the mermaid also solved the bread crumbs in the four packaging bags.
"You-" With food in his stomach, Mu Guang suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, he frowned and looked at the boy outside again, struggling to organize the language, "You-"
At this time, the mobile phone in the mermaid's trouser pocket suddenly rang, and he was so frightened that he trembled all over, and his eyes were wide open, as if he had been struck by lightning on a sunny day.
"What's wrong?" Mu Guang felt that he needed to care, and he asked tentatively, "Are you here to find a job?" I really can't blame Mu Guang for asking like this, because the big boy in front of him has too simple eyes and is confused, very much like a person who has just left school to find a job.
However, the mermaid couldn't take care of Mu Guang anymore, he took out his mobile phone in a panic, and the screen displayed: Fengzi.
Fengzi? Who is Fengzi? Oh oh oh, Fengzi is "my" good buddy!
- It's over, since I'm a good buddy, will Fengzi find out that I'm not the real Ji Mo??
The mermaid's heart was beating wildly, holding his mobile phone, and when he turned his head and saw Mu Guang with full of inquiry, he panicked even more, thinking that he was suspected of doing something wrong, so he quickly lifted the shopping bag, and just wanted to turn around and run away, but after thinking about it, he still decided to add the seventh-level floating slaughter to the eighth-level floating slaughter - the mermaid specially left two loaves of bread for Mu Guang, and hurriedly said: "Give it to you, I'm sorry just now, you almost hurt me." ”
With that, the merfolk left without looking back.
"Y-stop!" Mu Guang shouted, "What are you running? But the merfolk didn't dare to look back, and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.
“!” Mu Guang slammed the steering wheel in frustration and drove out with a complicated mind, and then he couldn't help but go around the building a few times, looking around carefully, but found nothing.
When he finally left the company and went home, Mu Guang irritably unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, his face was gloomy and his mood was not good.
- As for why it didn't go well? Mu Guang forced himself not to think about it.
*****
The mermaid worked hard to finally deal with Ji Mo's good buddy Fengzi, he was terrified the whole time, as soon as he got home, he fell on the floor and lay on his stomach, motionless, and then rolled around, holding his head in his hands, and shouted silently:
O god of the sea! What exactly should I do? Sooner or later, it will be exposed!
I am a mermaid in the East China Sea, and I am not an earthling......
What to do, what to do? I'm going to work tomorrow......
However, no matter how nervous and scared I was, Monday still came as promised.
The mermaid didn't sleep well all night, and got up at five o'clock, nervously preparing for this and that, from dressing to talking and behaving, lest she might be spotted if she didn't do anything well—every time she thought of the accusations and abuses and disappointments she might face after being recognized, the mermaid suffocated.
*****
Honestly panicked and rushed to the company early, it was too early, there was no one in the building, the mermaid stiffened, walked hand and foot, and tried to recite what he might say today:
Brother Cheng is early, Brother Li is early, Sister Lili is early, and Brother Pang is early...... I didn't go anywhere on the weekend, so I went to bed to catch up on my sleep...... What to eat at noon? Or canteen...... yes, that movie was good, I watched it last week......
The brain was running fast, countless information was coming, and the mermaid wanted to cry without tears, because the more nervous he was, the more he couldn't remember! But when he came, he didn't allow himself to back down, so he could only press the elevator hard.
Finally walked to the company hall, the company logo sculpture in the middle was magnificent, smooth and charming, but the mermaid had no intention of appreciating it.
Whew~ It's really the blessing of the sea god, my colleagues haven't arrived yet, I can go in first to get familiar with the familiar environment!
The mermaid breathed a sigh of relief, and went over to check in seriously, for fear that she would forget to be deducted from the full attendance award.
Immediately after he turned around, he saw 166 Reading Network coldly