Chapter 26: The Great Tribulation Doesn't Die, and Then There's Trouble!
[[[CP|W:237|H:167|A:L|U:http://file1.qidian.com/chapters/20146/5/3145286635375921952499636345665.jpg]]] (Special Edition Golden Hemp Ball!) )
"Please note! This is the Delta Space Station! The spacecraft is currently in orbit that collided with this space station! Please change the route immediately! Change course! With the sirens still beeping inside the space station, Nanalai Makoto began to try to communicate with the unidentified spacecraft in an attempt to avoid unnecessary damage.
"Four minutes until the collision time!" The lovely report of the space station's master computer sounded.
"Haha! Who did this to you? There is no urgency at all in the voice of the main computer. Tianyun covered his mouth at the observation window, and secretly laughed at some engineer who had set the alarm sound.
"It's almost too late!" Chaogong glanced back at Qi Lai Cheng, who was still trying his best to communicate with the other party.
At TPC's Far East headquarters on Earth, the emergency on the Delta space station has alarmed Director Sawai. He personally came to the Victory Corps command office to get an update on the incident.
"How's it going?" Sawai, who walked into the command room, asked Captain Megumi with a serious face.
"It's possible that the spaceship is a creature from outer space! We called it, but they didn't answer! Megumi followed Sawai to the command podium in the command room.
"Is it going to invade?" Sawai continued to ask questions.
"Not like! It could be an accident! Megumi Kuruma replied based on what she had now.
"Is there a way to avoid it?" After sitting down, Sawai directly learned more about the space station's Asamiya Shinshin.
"The spaceship is too fast to avoid it!" It's a pity that Chaogong gave a not very good answer.
"What is the range of the Bakir gun?" Frowning at Sawai asked.
After carefully examining several parameters of the long-range radar, Asamiya turned his head, "Just entered the range range!" ”
Qi Lai Cheng, who had been trying to communicate for four or five minutes but still couldn't get a response, was anxious when he heard the conversation between Sawai and Chao Gong, [I kindly plan to save you. You bastard, why haven't you made a sound? Well, you don't make a sound, I keep yelling! "I'm the Seven Lai of Delta!" If you don't answer, we're going to blow up your spaceship!" Please answer! ”
The sound receiver is still annoyingly silent.
"Hoohoo! Long time no see, my teammates on the victory team, oh, and Sawai Laodou, do you miss me? Suddenly, the picture of Tianyun, a slut, popped up on the main screen in the headquarters room of the victory team, "Next, I, Tianyun, will present you with the real-time image of the dumb starman spaceship!" The main screen shifted, and the figure of Tianyun shrank to the side, and an elongated, conical spaceship with a dazzling spot in front of the hull with blue electricity appeared in the center of the screen.
"Three minutes until the time of the collision!"
"Hey, why is this cute voice coming out again?"
Seeing that the spacecraft was getting closer and closer to the Delta Space Station, Sawai raised his head and made up his mind, "There is no way!" Shoot the Bakir cannon! Blow up the opponent's spaceship! ”
"Yes! Shoot the Bakir cannon! "Asamiya has given an order to the fire control team inside the space station!
"Wait! Judging by the appearance of this spaceship, there may be an accident! Give them some more time! Uncle Qilai Cheng's big face squeezed away the figures of Chaogong and Tianyun and jumped in front of everyone in the command room.
"Shoot the Bakir cannon!" Sawai ordered again.
"But ......!" Qi Lai Cheng also plans to buy a little time for the mute starman to live.
"The lives of the 278 staff members of the space station are more important than anything else!" Sawai stood up, propped up the command platform with both hands, and interrupted Nanalai Makoto's words in an unmistakable voice.
"You're wrong! And me! It should be 279 staff! Tianyun jumped up from behind Qilai and Chaogong again, fully showing his presence that could not be ignored.
"Launch!"
Bang ——! The Big Bang.
"One hit!" The station's fire control team sent back the results of the attack.
The optical telescope on the screen clearly showed a thick blue-white beam of light hitting the unknown spacecraft and shattering it, but unfortunately, the optical telescope and several other radars of various frequency bands did not detect that a "dumpling" flew out from the rear of the spacecraft before the Bakir cannon hit the spacecraft.
[Old Bean, look! Super big fireworks. This is now the pinnacle of human beam cannons - the Bakir cannon! The effective range can reach 55000000 km! In his mind, Tianyun showed the silver-haired old bean the powerful weapons that humans now have in their hands.
[Hmm! I've never denied the technology that humans have! Although ......]
[Stop! Don't introduce Arran's superweapon anymore! Out of sight is pure! uh——! Although my eyes are no longer clean. 】
"Officer Qilai, what will be the consequences if the Bakir cannon is fired 15 seconds late? Seven Lai Officer, take the next spaceship back to the headquarters to report! After a crisis was resolved, Sawai began to hold Shichirai accountable for his previous actions and ordered him to return to the headquarters to report on his work.
looked at Qi Lai Cheng, who couldn't explain the tragedy. [Hey! Poor Uncle Seven Laicheng! When you're done, a group of idle little beans in the headquarters will sit in a circle, and they will ask all the gossip of your eighteenth generation ancestors in a hundred sentences, and then link these gossips with your handling of this crisis and come to a conclusion that is unbelievable to normal people. Hearing Sawai Laodou's order, Tianyun had already made a judgment and prayed for the terrible situation that Qiraicheng would encounter next. May the Buddha bless you, Amen! 】
"Attention departments! The state of emergency has been lifted, and personnel evacuated to the orbital ship can return to their respective lounges to rest and adjust. Each department can arrange personnel to rest and take turns according to their actual situation. In the command center of the space station, Asamiya issued an announcement to disarm the alarm, and looked at Qilai Makoto, who was sitting on the side without saying a word, "Don't worry, Makoto." Your actions were done with the right intentions, and they did not cause irreparable consequences. This time I will go back to Earth with you to report on my work, and I will testify for you. ”
"That's right, Uncle Qilai. I will testify for you, too. And you've evacuated the off-duty personnel beforehand, and you've done your best to save the lives of the mutes in a humanitarian spirit before the danger comes. Your decision is very commendable, Director Sawai is a clear person and will not let those stupid people of the investigation team embarrass you are embarrassed. ”
"Thank you! I'm just a little bit of a. Looking at the time synchronized with TPC, he said, "Well, there's not much time left." Let's just doze off for a while, and then take the rail boat back to the headquarters at 3:00 a.m. on time to report. ”
"No problem, you will inform me then, uncle. I also took this rail boat back early. Tianyun stood up and patted his stomach and left the command center, "I seem to be a little hungry again, I don't know how the restaurant is prepared?" If I'm not ready, I can give a hand and help. ”
"Hungry? Restaurant? Okay, let's go! We'll tell you to go with you. Qilai and Chaogong glanced at each other, smiled helplessly, shook their heads, pulled the two chairs to the side, closed their eyes and recuperated together.
However, the small restaurant of the Delta space station ushered in the terrible end of running out of spare ingredients again after the collision crisis.
"Help! When will this foodie return to Earth? Pushing the flatbed station again, the miserable wail of the chef of the space station, who had been working overtime for more than ten hours outside the door of the food cold storage, resounded through the universe.
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“GO! GO! Dear Ma Qiu-kun, I'm coming back! Tianyun, who was standing directly in front of the cockpit, widened his eyes and stared at the increasingly large hemp balls in the distance, oh no, it was Earth.
"Tianyun boy, you won't be hungry again, will you?" Asamiya sat in the passenger seat next to him, tapping the button on the keyboard, checking the supplies that the orbiter had brought back to Earth and the waste generated by the space station.
"How so? Just seeing the hemp ball, I can't help but think of the earth. ”
"You, you must be cured!" In the driving position, Qi Lai Cheng heard the words hemp ball and earth in Tianyun's mouth, which were completely reversed, and completely identified the identity of Tianyun's foodie and rice bucket, [You, Ya, are from the foodie planet. 】
"Tianyun, there is a female member named Lina in your victory team." Chaogong suddenly asked Tianyun a question, interrupting Tianyun's thoughts as he immersed himself in a sea of food.
Sucked and wiped the saliva that seemed to be absent from the corner of his mouth, "Yes, Lina Yanase." Like Xincheng, he is the ace pilot of our victory team. What's wrong? Uncle, are you planning to ——? Chasing her? Tianyun turned his head sharply and stared at Chaogong Xinxin with a gossipy face.
"What's going on in your head?" Chaogong walked behind Tianyun and slapped Tianyun's helmet hard.
"It hurts——! What about that? Didn't you ask yourself? ”
Chaogong glanced at Qi Lai Cheng, and saw that Qi Lai Cheng nodded, "I asked on behalf of Qi Lai, do you know that Lina is actually Qi Lai's daughter." ”
Yo! It's so big, a bombshell smashed on the head of Tianyun. "What!? Uncle Qilai, how can Lina's little witch be surnamed Yuse? Tianyun jumped in front of Qilai Cheng as if he was a ghost, and glared at Qilai curiously.
"Hey." With a long sigh, "Lina took her mother's last name. Then, Uncle Qilai used his deep and rich bass to tell Tianyun about his neglect of caring and caring for the family when Lina was young, because he was busy with work, which led to the breakdown of the family, which he regrets for a lifetime.
"Huh——! Uncle Qilai, are you sure that what you said was not copied from any romance novel? Tianyun continued to stare at Qi Lai Cheng.
"Hey——。 That's why I say I'm a man who has abandoned his family. Qi Laicheng covered his face with both hands.
"Uncle, you cow!" Tianyun gave Qi Lai Cheng a thumbs up, "Then what, you won't see Lina again?" She never came to see you again? You don't get along with each other like this? [Although there is an old saying that "it is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs", since you know it, you can't ignore it! ] Just when Tianyun was about to persuade Qi Lai Cheng to change his mind with his three-inch incorruptible tongue, he went to see Lina and her to reconcile father and daughter.
Bang ——。 There was an abnormal vibration of the orbital ship.
"Ahh Tianyun, who unfortunately fell a big ingot, crashed headfirst into the glass window of the cockpit.
"Tianyun, are you alright? Get back to your seat! Buckle up! Change course! We're about to enter the atmosphere! Qilai Cheng and Asamiya Shinshin hurriedly adjusted their center of gravity and sat firmly in the driver's seat and fastened their seat belts.
"It's fine!" Lying on the ground of the cockpit that was still shaking, Tianyun twisted his body and spread his limbs to the ground as hard as he could, crawling to his seat like a big turtle, and then quickly tied himself up.
Boom ——! There was another violent tremor.
"I, two uncles, this is good, it doesn't look like a mechanical fault of the orbital ship. How do I feel like I'm being attacked by enemies or planes! ”
"Oh, that's right! Yes, there is this feeling of being hit by an enemy plane in the simulated cockpit and having a mid-tail fin. Qi Laicheng replied gritting his teeth while trying to pull the control stick of the orbital ship to stabilize the flight attitude.
"Hey! I、Say、Why are you so light and loose? My tongue is about to bite off and fall off! Uncle Chaogong accidentally bit his tongue and squeezed into the words of the two.
"It's not light, it's loose, how else can it be dropped? A few more times, the orbital ship is about to disintegrate. At this height, the three of us are even exempt from cremation and disintegration of the remains. Tianyun looked at the red metal armor at the front of the front of the railship and continued to run the train with his mouth full.
The flight altitude of the orbital ship dropped rapidly, and soon the nonsense between the three of Tianyun came to an end, because they were about to come into close contact with the ground.
[Oh, didn't you say that if you don't die, there will be a blessing in the future? I didn't get hit by that spaceship, but I could have fallen to my death here! Lewd old bean, why did you come to me, this sentence doesn't work? 】
Who knows? Maybe it's because you're usually too cheap! But you see, you'll be able to eat hemp balls right now! 】
【Oh! That's not the worst. 】
Bang ——! Oh! What a passionate and intense kiss! Congratulations to Tianyun for fulfilling his wish, hehe, eating the largest hemp ball in history - this super hemp ball the size of the earth.