"Invitations? Tie the knot? "I hung up the phone, a little angry, this grandson just buried his ex-wife, and he immediately got married again, it's no wonder that there is no cat in it!

At eight o'clock the next morning, I took a taxi to the mourning hall. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The door of the Lingling Hall was deserted, the door was open, Zhang Lingfeng was sitting in the room playing on the computer, and I just walked in when I heard the sound of "Wang Bang".

"Coming?" Zhang Lingfeng glanced at me and threw an invitation card at me: "Take a look." ”

As soon as I received the invitation in my hand, I saw that the red invitation suddenly turned black, and a strong resentment rose up and wrapped the invitation, and then like an electric shock, I threw the invitation back, and said, "Is this a marriage or a funeral?" ”

Generally speaking, the invitation to do birthday and marriage will exude a pale golden "joy", jubilant, on the day of the wedding, the popularity of the family will reach a peak, which is good for everyone, even if there are sick and weak people in the owner's family, the condition will also improve by this "joy", so there is a "rush" to say.

However, if the invitation is not "joyful" but resentful, there will definitely be some problems at home that day, and now Xiao Ke's invitation is rendered black by resentment, and something big is going to happen, if I guess correctly, the female ghost has not come to the Lingling Hall for three days, she should have gone to Xiao Ke's house! If you get married tomorrow, the female ghost is likely to do it, and the happy event may turn into a white affair directly!

"This is an opportunity, I have already informed Senior Li." Zhang Lingfeng said.

After a while, the old man Li's black BMW x6 stopped at the door, the old man was wearing a Tang suit today, but he was a little pretty, but as soon as he walked to the door, he pulled it on the crotch of his pants again, I could only slap it on the head, this old man was hopeless.

"What's the matter? In a hurry, Lao Tzu just happened to be in great health care. Old man Li said when he came in.

I looked at him in horror and then at Zhang Lingfeng, why do they all like big health care? Wait a minute...... Old man Li has been grabbing the crotch of his pants, should he be sick?

Thinking about it, I quietly moved to another position, trying to stay away from this old boy, just kidding, why is Lao Tzu still a virgin, if he is infected, where can I reason?

"Yo, the kid is also dressed well today, tell me quickly, what's the matter, Xiao Fengfeng told me on the phone to dress better, and don't say anything else." Before my ass was hot, Old Man Li sat next to me, hooked up with my shoulder with one hand, and said with a grin.

He was laughing, but I was crying, my eyes searched the ground around, but I didn't find a brick, otherwise I had to give this old man a brick, and finally I couldn't help it, and jumped up from the chair: "Old man Li, your uncle's flowers and willows, don't infect Lao Tzu." ”

"Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu's big health care is all high-end, and he is not sick." Old man Li rolled his eyes and ignored me.

I was stunned, then scratched my head, and said embarrassedly: "It's okay if you're not sick, don't get too close to me in the future, I don't like men." ”

"Idiot." This time, it was Zhang Lingfeng and Old Man Li who rolled their eyes at me together.

"Senior, this is an invitation, let's go to the wedding." Zhang Lingfeng handed the invitation to Old Man Li.

Old man Li didn't use his hands to pick it up, and his nose moved: "The resentment is very heavy." ”

I was amazed to see that this old man's nose was stronger than a dog's nose!

"The master, my mother's evil ex-husband is married." Zhang Lingfeng said.

Old man Li's face sank, and then he hugged the jar that sealed the little ghost, and said while walking out: "Let's go, let's only catch ghosts, and we don't care if there are no dead people." ”

As soon as I heard Old Man Li's words, I knew that this old man should be angry, listen to what he meant, if the female ghost gets Xiao Ke and them first, he shouldn't help.

"Senior Li is angry, he hates these yin and yang debts the most." Zhang Lingfeng whispered to me.

I didn't speak, that Xiao Ke's life or death is my business, a scumbag!

This time it was the old man Li's car, the old man was angry in his heart, and he used a speed of one hundred and twenty miles along the way, attracting the police to follow, and at first glance it looked like a movie to catch the bandits.

When I arrived at the Fuller International Hotel, as soon as I got out of the car, more than 30 policemen came up and pressed me directly on the window.

"You are suspected of dangerous driving, please come back with us." A police officer said.

"Get out." Old man Li scolded when he came down, then took out a small notebook and smashed it on the policeman who spoke, the policeman picked up the small notebook and looked at it, and immediately saluted with more than 30 policemen: "Chief, I'm sorry, let's leave now." ”

After saying that, more than 30 policemen ran away without a trace.

"Old man Li, are you such a?" I said in surprise, Old Man Li, I'll give 100 points for this comparison!

"Cut, as long as Lao Tzu wants to, the whole Cangnan City can go sideways." Old man Li gave me a blank look and walked through the gate of Fuller International Hotel.

"Let's go, Senior Li is very powerful." Zhang Lingfeng patted me on the shoulder, and then handed me the jar that sealed the little ghost.

We handed over the invitation card three times and went in, Zhang Lingfeng also took out a very thick red envelope, I couldn't help asking: "You are so generous, send so thick?" ”

"Newspapers." Zhang Lingfeng whispered.

I subconsciously took a few steps away from the two of them, and it was none of my business to get beaten up later.

Sure enough, it didn't take long to walk, and I heard a commotion behind me: "Uncle Groove, who sent the newspaper?" ”

Hearing the scolding, I hurriedly walked a few steps forward and blended into the crowd, in case I was caught up, it would not be good to be beaten.

This Fuller International Hotel is a five-star hotel, I came in for the first time, the whole golden splendor, old and beautiful, all the way followed the old man Li and Zhang Lingfeng into the banquet hall, found a seat near the stage and sat down.

As soon as he sat down, Old Man Li asked, "Do you feel it?" ”

Zhang Lingfeng nodded: "I feel it." ”

I had a question mark in my head: "What are you talking about?" ”

"Here we are." Old man Li said two words.

I had to ask why, but I saw a thick black gas suddenly appear in the window, and then a shadow floated in, it was the female ghost who had escaped!

When I looked at her, she also saw me, her face was a little surprised, and then she bared her teeth, as if threatening me, and then she saw the jar in my arms, and suddenly showed a hurry, and was about to come up and grab it, but just after taking two steps, Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng turned their heads at the same time and snorted coldly, and the female ghost found the two of them, and immediately wilted, and hid behind the curtain next to the stage step by step.

I looked at Old Man Li and Zhang Lingfeng with adoring eyes, these two pretended to be compared, and I gave 100 points again!

Soon, Xiao Ke came to say hello to us, and I saw that his head was full of resentment, which was the rhythm of belching every minute!

Now I understand why Zhang Lingfeng wants to pretend to be a newspaper as a red envelope, Yaya's legs, everyone will die immediately, send money to make hair?

Just as Xiao Ke was standing next to us, a chill enveloped us, Xiao Ke shivered for a moment, and then left, I saw the female ghost in the curtain originally wanted to rush up, but was afraid of the three of us, and shrank back.

But when Xiao Ke left our table, the female ghost stretched out her head again and saw that the three of us didn't react, so she followed Xiao Ke and stood behind Xiao Ke all the time......