In the end, Ding Wei did not wait for the arrival of the slicer. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, people in the world have grown up receiving all kinds of anomalous supernormalities and so on, and there are too many abnormal things that happen around us every day in this world.

What the? Is my milk poisonous? What the! The medicine I took was poisonous?!what? The rice grains I eat are poisonous? What the?! The seafood I eat is poisonous?! What the?! I spent my parents' life savings to buy a house, but I can't live in it for the rest of my life? What the? My child's father is not the king next door?! What the? The beautiful woman I just accosted was actually a man?! What the?! You actually say that you are a normal person? ……

Compared with these abnormalities of Ding Wei, it seems that there are too many positive, healthy and positive energy, which has the effect of washing people's hearts.

Moreover, there are so many experts and scholars nowadays, and some of them are specially applying all kinds of scientific arguments to the abnormal things to the normal. Of course, there are also a group of experts and scholars who will use various scientific arguments to explain some normal things that are abnormal. Therefore, the worldview of experts and scholars has a greater impact on them than their knowledge.

Ding Wei's worries came to naught at lunchtime.

When Ding Wei's shocking results came out, Ding Wei also enjoyed the experience of the people around her treating her as an astonishing spectator.

A group of reporters surrounded her and asked a lot of questions that didn't make much sense, and then hurried away to catch up with the second round of more detailed reports.

The real one is: the madness that comes, the madness that goes.

Everything in the university made Ding Wei curious, so when it was time for lunch, Ding Wei took the initiative to invite everyone in the crew to eat in the cafeteria in order to experience the style of the university cafeteria.

Then a group of people, except for Xu Wenqiang, all looked at her with teasing eyes. There are really people in this world who would be bold enough to invite everyone to eat in the cafeteria, especially the university cafeteria. Everyone knows "please eat, in the cafeteria." "It's a bad joke. But if this is said in a school where the food in the school cafeteria is very bad, it is not a joke, but a naked mockery.

Since graduating from college, in addition to the cheap price and the weird recipes, the biggest realization of the meeting in the college cafeteria is the magical spoon of the rice aunt, four taels are never enough, and three taels will always be a little more. So in the end, everyone found that the greatest inventions appeared when eating steamed bread or Western steamed bread, because steamed bread or Western steamed bread is more logical, easier to calculate, and more in line with the spirit of science. Of course, this kind of college implicit stalk will not be understood by Ding Wei at this time.

Seeing that the director and the crew led by the photographer refused the invitation, Ding Wei no longer insisted on it. Another benefit of the university is that the restaurants around the university do not guarantee that there is no gutter oil, but they must maintain the tradition of cheap and large quantities. Basically, a plate of shredded potatoes can feed eight bottles of beer for a dorm roommate. So the crew is going to go to an old restaurant around the school to have a meal, and it just so happens that there are people in the crew who graduated from Tianhua University, so they know very well about the situation in the university cafeteria and the restaurants around the school.

The crew left, and Ding Wei excitedly took Li Xin, Xu Wenqiang, and two bodyguards to the nearest canteen under the leadership of Liu Mei of the student union.

Because the campus is too large, Tianhua University has four canteens, occupying the four directions, which are in line with the way of the four elephants, the East Qinglong, the West White Tiger, the South Vermilion Bird, and the North Xuanwu.

It is said that the chef of Dongqinglong is good at using the poisonous dragon staff method, a golden silk plate dragon Qianguang rolling dough long more than one meter long is used by him to perfect the fire, the steamed buns made are soft and elastic, and the baked oil cake is as thin as cicada wings, integrating the three advantages of fragrant and crispy in one, but it is said that if you have frozen shoulder, you can no longer afford to take the golden silk panlong Qianguang rolling pin. So for many years, basically no one could eat the pasta he made again.

The chef of the West White Tiger uses the Liangyi Qiankun knife method, a large and a small Qiankun mandarin duck knife is used by her superbly, squirrel fish, a thousand knives of meat, and a hundred chopped chickens are even more evocative, but I heard that once in a five-star hotel in order to cook for the local leader and cut off the little finger of the kitchen knife, he sealed the knife into the sheath and never operated again, so the people in the school from the leaders to the newly enrolled younger students and sisters, no one has ever eaten his three specialty dishes.

The chef of Nan Suzaku is good at using a pair of silver star chasing light double thorns, which can be used as chopsticks and signatures, good at frying and barbecuing, and the other is that this hot pot is very good, because of the problem of herniating discs in the waist, the stabs are sealed into the box, so people today have never eaten his roasted kidneys again.

North Xuanwu, North Xuanwu......

"Xiao Xinxin, what kind of skill should Northern Xuanwu have?" Ding Wei asked Li Xin beside him.

On the way to the cafeteria, Ding Wei chatted with Liu Mei, and after hearing about the four canteens in the school, she couldn't help but start to be crooked when she realized that her divergent thinking skills were full of 100. But sometimes the crooked industry pays attention to cultural heritage, and when you go to North Xuanwu, it is obvious that you can't go on, and you start to get stuck, and you have to turn to Doraemon Xiao Xinxin around you.

"The chef of Northern Xuanwu should use the Xuanwu Aegis and the Sun and Moon Shovel, the shield can be used as a shield and a pot, and he is good at stewing in the Northeast, because he has a cerebral hemorrhage, he is trembling all over, and he can't shake the spoon, so everyone here has never eaten his Northeast stew in a pot again." Li Xin said casually.

Ding Wei said with a very calm face: "Xiao Xinxin, not only are you perfunctory in this paragraph, you won't say it if you don't have sincerity, but the logic is completely incomprehensible, and the person who had a cerebral hemorrhage first dared to let him be the chef?" Secondly, don't think that I don't understand the Northeast, stew a pot out of a pot and don't need to flip the spoon at all. ”

"So how can the double spikes of a weapon be as thin as a chopstick? Even if I didn't understand it before, I've seen a lot of strange things lately. Li Xin also complained: "And the little finger is cut off when chopping vegetables, what posture is used to cut the kitchen knife before it crosses the index finger, middle finger and ring finger in front of it, and goes straight to the little finger." ”

Ding Wei's eyes rolled and said: "Don't you know that he is using the posture of pushing the knife, but as a result, his hand slipped, and it was too coincidental to be in a hurry." "Ding Wei finally came over to Yuan, and it took so much effort to say a crooked word? Before Li Xin could continue to complain, she heard Ding Wei continue: "Do you know the sentence that the lord humiliates the minister to death, do you know the next sentence?" ”

"Uh...... There shouldn't be a next sentence, right? Li Xin said.

"The next sentence is that those who insult the lord will be delayed." Xu Wenqiang said on the side.

"It looks like I'm going to have to train you well in a few nights." Ding Wei said.

Li Xin's face turned, and she said with disdain: "I can't do anything except grappling, and I'm embarrassed to say anything......"

The two security guards were okay, but Liu Mei on the side said helplessly: "Several, although there are many legends about the university cafeteria, but our canteen is just a canteen, and there are no martial arts masters lurking in it." ”

"Really?" Ding Wei grabbed his hair and said unwillingly: "So is there a magician lurking in it?" ”

"Nope!"

"Aliens?"

"Nope!"

"A visitor from another world?"

"Nope!"

"Future people?"

"Nope. Anyway, do you think those creatures came to the university to be the chef of the school cafeteria, rather than to enjoy campus life, is this setting reasonable? ”

"Oh!" Ding Wei nodded suddenly, it turned out that the reason why there was always food from dark forces in the university cafeteria was not that the cafeteria was occupied by various dark forces that tried to subvert the world: "It seems that there must be a scientist and professor lurking in it who likes to use students' intestines to do experiments!" ”

"This, it's even more impossible!" Liu Mei smiled helplessly: "Can we not be funny, this is an ordinary canteen, because it is contracted out, in order to control the cost, and because the chefs inside are always changing, so the dishes here are always changing, sometimes good and sometimes bad, so there are all kinds of legends, but it is really just an ordinary canteen." ”

A group of people came to the door of the canteen with a smile, and Liu Mei continued: "There are three dishes here in the East Canteen recently, egg custard, eggplant with meat foam, and fried bean sprouts with plum vegetables. If you can, let's just eat these three things at noon today. ”

After entering the cafeteria, Ding Wei's eyes lit up, and he looked left and right and asked Liu Mei, "Can you introduce the specialty dark cuisine in the East Canteen?" ”

"That kind of thing can be encountered but not sought, and the use of leftover ingredients and waste in the general canteen can't always be encountered." Liu Mei said.

"Why not, you see a plate of black there, isn't it the legendary ......" Ding Wei pointed to a window and said, thanks to her good eyes.

"Come on, that's a date cake, and it's red!" Liu Mei was speechless: "Xiaoxiao, the three of you go sit first, I can go to dinner with Xiaoqiang and this bodyguard brother." ”

"Uh, you know my name?" Xu Wenqiang said strangely.

"Shouldn't I know?" Liu Mei asked rhetorically.

"I don't think I introduced myself to you, did I? The eldest sister didn't say my name either. Xu Wenqiang said.

"Oh, then, what should I call it?" After Liu Mei said this, her face was a little red, so she simply turned her head and walked to the place where the dinner plate was placed, muttering: "The size is also a celebrity, right?!" ”

Li Xin whispered in Ding Wei's ear with a wicked smile: "This year, my brother has controlled a lot." ”

Ding Wei also had a wicked smile on his face, and just wanted to make a few jokes, he saw a familiar figure behind a window, and hurriedly walked over and knocked on the window and shouted: "Master Li, Master Li of the Dingshan faction." ”

A middle-aged man who was sweeping the floor inside, looked up and saw that it was Ding Wei, first trembled, and then pretended to be calm and straightened up and smiled: "I'm still strange, the school is so lively today, it turns out that Aunt Ding's grandmother is here!" ”

"You're working here, huh?" Ding Wei asked.

"I've contracted this canteen!" Master Li said

Oh!!

Ding Wei nodded, feeling that his worldview was complete!

Liu Mei, who saw this situation not far away, looked confused, there were really martial arts masters lurking in the canteen?

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::Happy holidays!

:: Catch the end of the blessing.

::The heavy rain during the Mid-Autumn Festival is also refreshing! (To be continued.) )