50.Chapter 50: A second-rate joke
Fiercely, Zheng Xinming recalled that Yang Ming's kid had said something inexplicable yesterday, if you don't want to be a man, you don't have to give money. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Could it be, what did he do?
Although the woman was disgusted and disdainful in her heart, she still had a smile on her face, and a small hand gently roamed around Zheng Xinming's body, and said coquettishly: "Zheng Shao, this kind of thing is about mood, you may be in a bad mood, don't mind." ”
There was nowhere to get out, just when he saw the woman snorting, and said that he couldn't do it, Zheng Xinming had an outlet for his belly, and slapped the woman in the face, "Stinky woman, who can't do it?" Who the minds? You say I'm in a bad mood, but I'm in a good mood! ”
The woman was slapped and wronged, it's not my fault, are you?
wanted to be angry, but because of Zheng Xinming's identity, she didn't dare, the woman covered her beaten face with one hand, got out of bed to find clothes, and prepared to leave quickly.
The woman's actions angered Zheng Xinming, his eyes were red, he grabbed the woman's hair and dragged the person back to the bed, and slapped her face and body, "Stinky woman, even you want to run, I'll kill you... Mo Yuxin, I'll kill you......"
When Mo Yuxin had already arrived at the house of her second uncle Mo Zihua, Yang Ming and Wu Jiao looked calm, as if nothing had happened earlier.
Wu Jiao welcomed people to the living room and sat down, Mo Yuxin sat down beside Yang Ming calmly, seeing her relaxed face, Yang Ming was relieved, it seemed that Mo didn't bring her much unhappiness.
His biggest secret was discovered by Yang Ming, in order to cover it up, he shamelessly threw his arms to Yang Ming, and almost had a relationship, the location was in this living room, and now facing her niece Mo Yuxin, Wu Jiao felt a deep sense of guilt.
Facing Mo Yuxin, Wu Jiao was very uncomfortable, got up and said, "You two talk first, I'll go make tea." ”
Mo Yuxin said: "Don't, auntie, you sit down, leave the matter of making tea to me." ”
Wu Jiao smiled slightly, pressed Mo Yuxin's shoulder and asked her to sit down, "You girl doesn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers, let alone make tea, I'm afraid you can't even make noodles." You just sit down. ”
Mo Yuxin said coquettishly like a little girl: "Auntie, you are so annoying, it is rare for people to take the initiative to do housework, and you actually hit others like this." ”
Wu Jiao smiled, walked to the kitchen, and after carrying Mo Yuxin on her back, she let out a sigh of relief, and her face was full of panic.
Mo Yuxin hugged Yang Ming's arm affectionately, and asked curiously, "It's strange, why did you come to my uncle's house?" ”
Yang Ming said: "Isn't it just talking about Uncle Mo's illness. ”
"It's okay to talk about the condition in the hospital."
Indeed, Yang Ming and Wu Jiao have known each other for a short time, even if he is Mo Yuxin's boyfriend, it is a bit strange that he came to the house when he first met Wu Jiao. Yang Ming smiled evilly, "Then I confessed, I saw my aunt beautiful, so I followed with a dead face." ”
Mo Yuxin was amused, sneered, and scolded with a smile: "Virtue, you think everyone is as stupid as me, and you are a bad boy." No kidding, do you really have a new discovery about my uncle's condition? ”
Yang Ming said: "It's nothing, I just want to find out from my aunt whether Uncle Mo has offended anyone." ”
"Did you ask about it?"
"I haven't asked yet. By the way, how are you on the Mohs scale, and is your family having any difficulties for you? Yang Ming diverted the topic, so as not to say too much and leak his mouth.
"Family, does not represent family, my family, as far as my father, uncle and aunt, nothing else." Mo Yuxin even ignored her stepmother, and it could be seen that her favorability towards her stepmother Su Yueru was extremely low.
Mo Yuxin hugged Yang Ming's arm, rubbed her face on his shoulder, and said softly: "Husband, people have almost broken with Mo for you, you have to take responsibility." ”
Yang Ming made a joke: "Aren't you afraid that I won't be able to support you?" ”
Holding Yang Ming's arm and shaking it vigorously, he said coquettishly: "Bear-like, nasty ghost, with your ability, in short, no matter what people do, you have to support me." ”
Pinching Mo Yuxin's delicate face, Yang Ming smiled evilly, "Raise, of course you have to raise, and it will be for a lifetime." ”
Mo Yuxin's face appeared two red glows, and she said angrily: "I hate the ghost, people didn't promise to let you raise you for a lifetime, if there is a man better than you, they will kick you away." ”
Yang Ming said badly: "That's good, no one will care about me when the time comes, I will definitely find a beauty." ”
"You dare!" Although she knew that Yang Ming was joking and teasing her, Mo Yuxin was still unhappy, straddled Yang Ming's lap, and rubbed his face with her soft little hands, "If you dare to find another woman, I'm not done with you!" ”
Mo Yuxin's delicate appearance makes Yang Ming like it to the core, but she looks like vinegar, what if she has another woman in the future?
"Cough cough cough ......" Mo Yuxin coughed behind her, turned her head and looked, her aunt Wu Jiao came back with a tea set, and her flirting with Yang Ming fell into the eyes of others, she quickly got down from Yang Ming, and gave Yang Ming a blank look, all blame you.
After having lunch at Wu Jiao's house, Mo Yuxin and Yang Ming said goodbye and left, like ordinary couples, shopping, watching movies, and stayed high until midnight, when they came to a KTV to sing.
After arriving at KTV, I asked for a big bag, ordered a fruit plate and a dozen beers, and the karaoke began.
Mo Yuxin has a good face and figure, her voice is also sweet and lovely, her singing voice is like a natural sound, Yang Ming thinks that she is not the material for singing, and she is happy to drink wine, eat fruits and listen to songs.
After singing a few songs in succession, Mo Yuxin's throat was dry, she took a sip of beer, stuffed the wireless microphone into Yang Ming's hand, and said, "Husband, people have sung several songs, why don't you sing one too." ”
After a long time, Mo Yuxin was used to the title of husband, which made Yang Ming very proud.
"I, hehe, I was born with incomplete pentatonic sounds, so let's get rid of it." Yang Ming excused himself.
"No, people want you to sing." Mo Yuxin shook Yang Ming's arm coquettishly.
Feeling the two softness on his arms, Yang Ming thought carefully, "It's okay if you want me to sing, but we have to make a bet." ”
"What kind of bet?"
"It's very simple, I sing, you are not allowed to laugh, you will lose if you laugh."
Mo Yuxin thought about it, what kind of bet is this, eighty percent is that Yang Ming is afraid that he will not sing well, and he will be laughed at by her, "Okay, what about the bet?" ”
Yang Ming said badly: "If I win, you feed me wine with your mouth, if you win, I will feed you wine." ”
With a red face, Mo Yuxin said: "Nasty ghost, you take advantage of both horizontal and vertical." ”
"Hehe, I'll just say yes, I'll sing." Yang Ming didn't take the microphone either, and sang: "The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird said, early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives?" I'm going to blow up the school, but the teacher doesn't know, and the school is gone with a bang......"
"Haha, hahaha......" I kept thinking that Yang Ming might not be able to complete the five tones, Mo Yuxin planned to hold back, but when she heard his singing, she couldn't help it.
After singing the song, Yang Ming said: "Wife, shouldn't you fulfill the gambling contract?" ”
Mo Yuxin said trickly: "Haha, people, people didn't bet with you, don't count, don't count, hahaha......"
"No, that's not good, if you don't come, I'll come." Yang Ming said, picked up the beer and took a sip in his mouth.
Seeing Yang Ming's lips getting closer and closer, at the thought of not only kissing, but also being fed wine, Mo Yuxin was so ashamed that she couldn't do it, and sneered and got up and ran away, "Nasty ghost, nasty ghost, nasty ghost." ”
"The nasty ghost is chasing after you." Yang Ming smiled and chased after him.
"You chase, hehe, you chase."
Mo Yuxin dodged around in the private room like a butterfly, dodging Yang Ming, laughing for a while, but was finally chased by Yang Ming, and both rolled off the sofa.
Being pressed under Yang Ming, looking at his eyes full of aggression, Mo Yuxin was burned, her body was soft, her eyes were slowly closed, and she made a request.
Yang Ming didn't hesitate and kissed Mo Yuxin's mouth.
After a while, Yang Ming couldn't bear it anymore, and reached for his belt, when suddenly there was movement in the private room, and the door was opened.
Yang Ming raised his head and looked sideways, there was a white man standing at the door, the person was tall and nearly two meters tall, the muscles of his body were strong and swollen, his hooked nose and blue eyes were brown and golden hair, and he looked like a gringo.
Yang clearly believed that he didn't know the guy at the door, the white man didn't know what to do, and looked at the private room in a little confusion, and finally his eyes fell on Mo Yuxin under Yang Ming, like a dog seeing shit, his eyes were bright, and he couldn't help but walk towards the sofa, and said in English as he walked: "Bastards, they are all bastards, there are such beautiful women, they just called some garbage to entertain me." Hi baby, come to me and let me satisfy you......"
The white man seemed to be a little drunk, walking staggeringly, with a mouth of foul language, and when he arrived at the sofa, he couldn't help but push Yang Ming away and grab Mo Yuxin.
Yang Ming suddenly became angry, the atmosphere was so good just now, as long as it continues, everything will fall into place, but a guy raised by a donkey girl came.
Yang Ming's master mainly teaches medical and soul arts, but some things such as foreign languages, there are also professors, English, Yang Ming can understand. When the light bulb is forgotten, the gringo still hasn't opened his eyes, so he has to ask Mo Yuxin to accompany him.
Waves of anger poured out, and Yang Ming left Mo Yuxin's body, blocked in front of the white man, and grabbed his groping hand.
"Oh, the ...... who bought the cake" came out of the white man's mouth with a pig-killing howl, and he felt like he was being grabbed by a dinosaur in his arm.
The white man was pinched and instinctively wanted to punch Yang Ming with his other hand, but the force in his hand suddenly became heavier, and he had no strength in pain, so he only cared about wailing.
Yang Ming didn't have the heart to deal with the white man, twisted his arm behind him, pushed him to the door, kicked him in the ass, and kicked the person into the aisle outside.
The white man lay on the ground and wailed, his arm seemed to be pinched to a broken bone, his buttocks ached, his face hit the ground first, and the bridge of his nose was broken.
Yang Ming was very angry and snorted coldly: "Get away from me!" ”
Although the white man couldn't understand Xia Guo's dialect, Yang Ming's cold tone scared him into a thrill, and he hurriedly got up and fled.