Chapter 36

"You know the, this is a good car, even if it hits, the people in it may not be injured. This Yang Dong is so powerful, can we beat it? Biao San scolded.

"We have to find a chance to add some fuel to their tank, fuck, this Yang Dong has been hiding in the car, not going to pee, no chance to do it!"

Hmm, Yang Dong raised his eyebrows, blame me.

"Okay, I'm going to pee now!" Yang Dong pushed open the car door and walked directly towards them.

Biao San was so frightened that his heart was raised to his throat, did he find out?

Several people were also so frightened that they didn't dare to breathe, holding knives tightly in their hands.

Yang Dong stopped when he walked to the side of the road, pulled open his crotch, took out the guy directly, and began to release water.

The urine was directly on Biao San's bare head, drenching his face.

"Strange, are there stones in this bush? Why did the urine splash up? Yang Dong muttered.

Biao San held his breath, didn't dare to move, and let the urine flow down his bare head and into his lips.

After Yang Dong finished urinating, he went elsewhere to see the scenery.

Seeing Yang Dong leaving, Biao San wiped his face angrily, "Fuck, it's really sassy!" ”

"Hurry up and get it on me!"

A thug tiptoed into the car with a small bottle in his hand.

Suddenly, Yang Dong turned around, and the little gangster was so frightened that he quickly fell down, not daring to move.

"It's so dangerous, fortunately I didn't find it!" The little thug was relieved to notice that Yang Dong didn't notice him.

Yang Dong slowly returned to the car, "Damn, this car actually stopped wrong, I'm so sorry for my skills." ”

Biao San could only look at Yang Dongxian's eggs and start the car in pain.

The little thug lying in the back, who was so frightened that he was about to pee, his hand was not far behind the wheel.

The little thug was just about to move his hand away, when Yang Dong in the car shouted, "Hey, is there something behind?" ”

The thugs were too scared to move.

The wheel pressed directly against the back of the thug's hand and stopped.

The little gangster couldn't help it anymore and was about to scream.

At this time, Biao San and several people pounced, covered his mouth, and did not let him shout.

I tried to help him pull his hand out, but the whole wheel was pressed against it.

After a long while, Yang Dong drove the car forward and let go of this hard-pressed little gangster.

Biao San and the others immediately dragged him back into the grass, "It's so dangerous, fortunately that fool didn't find out, otherwise it would be over!" ”

"Brother Biao, what now? You can't keep covering his mouth, can you? ”

"Stun him!" Biao Sanyi was ruthless, and directly found a stone and smashed it on the back of the head of this bitter gangster.

"Where's the bottle? Brother Biao, the bottle is gone! Suddenly, a thug realized that the bottle was not on the beaten thug.

"Holy, there!" Biao San pointed to a small reflective bottle behind the car.

Yang Dong in the car got out of the car and wandered around like a nobody, and "suddenly saw" a bottle on the ground, "Hey, what is this?" ”

Biao's heart sank, didn't he, he didn't find a big living person in the back, he actually found this big bottle.

Yang Dong looked at the bottle carefully, opened it, and inside was white phosphorus mixed with liquid.

Hmph, this Biao San is really ruthless, it's not enough to sprinkle nails on the road, and he actually wants to add white phosphorus to the fuel tank, which is killing them!

Look at how I clean you up.

Yang Dong continued to pretend that he hadn't found anything-

As soon as Yu Shuxin heard that Yu Min was back, she instantly cheered, but in the next second, she was furious, who wanted her to come back?

No, no, no.

said that he couldn't see it, but he ran to the refrigerator in person and took out Yu Min's favorite grapes, and washed them carefully one by one.

The worst thing is that the father and daughter have just met and haven't spoken a few words, and they quarrel again.

"Fuck off, who's going to want you back? If you don't come back, I'll be quiet! Yu Shuxin was furious.

"Really? So what's going on with this grape? Yu Min coldly pointed to the grapes on the table.

"Can't I eat it myself?" Yu Shuxin grabbed the grapes and stuffed them into his mouth one by one, and after a while, he ate all the grapes in a bowl.

"See? It's not for you, I'm going to eat it myself! Yu Shuxin stared at Yu Min. I told you a long time ago, to deal with Zhao Zheng, try to recover it, not get rid of it. ”

"Do you think I'm here with you? I'm here to let you know! Yu Min's temper also came up.

"You-" Yu Shu was anxious. "I'm telling you, you're going to lose!"

"By the way, my fiancé has returned, and I was kidnapped that day, and it was your fiancé who saved me."

"I already have a boyfriend!" The father and daughter duo are on the tip of the needle.

"Haven't gotten laid!" Yu Shuxin waved his hand.

Yu Min blushed and looked at his father viciously, "Okay, I'll go back to bed tonight!" ”

If Yang Dong, who was outside, heard this, he would probably immediately run to buy a small umbrella now.

Yu Shuxin was also startled and wanted to be soft, but his character, how could he be soft? If it's so easy to soften, can you still quarrel?

"In your eyes, what kind of boyfriend can you choose? Crooked melon cracked dates, right? Yu Shuxin began to stimulate her daughter.

"Do you think you can if you want to? Don't you know that there is a type of man called impotence? ”

"Ahem, sir!" Not to mention Yu Min and Yao Qian, even Lao Zhou can't listen to it.

"You still don't agree, do you think people really like you?"

"I know that Yushu is in the wind, handsome and sunny, invincible in martial arts, and upright." Yu Min said impatiently, Yu Shuxin described his life-saving benefactor all day long.

"That's right, it's better than your crooked melon and cracked jujube, how can you drop?" Yu Shuxin was not convinced.

"A simple-minded bodyguard with well-developed limbs, you think I don't know you used it to fool me?"

Yu Min didn't deny it, "Then the life-saving benefactor you said is true?" So what name do you tell him? ”

“——”

"The first time I saved you, you said you forgot to ask. This saved you again, you won't forget to ask, right? "Yu Min is aggressive.

"I, I, I asked, he left in too hasty!"

"Is he in a hurry to save the world?"

"I advise you to meet again next time, first ask if it's a man!"

"Y-me out!"

"I have already informed you, don't go to the company to intercede for Zhao Zheng, so as not to lose your old face!" Yu Min grabbed the bag next to him and left.

"I'm!" Yu Shuxin was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes.

When she went out, Yao Qian breathed a long sigh of relief, "Huh, boss, I have accompanied you three times, and your father and daughter have quarreled three times." Don't call me next time, I'm afraid I can't help but laugh. ”

Yu Min didn't answer, and walked directly towards the car.

Seeing Yu Min coming, Yang Dong greeted him directly, and Yu Min directly hugged Yang Dong's neck, "Shh, don't talk, borrow the position to create a kissing effect." ”

Only then did Yang Dong notice that someone was watching from the window.

"What kind of bit? I'm uneducated, I don't understand. It's really not okay to come directly! Yang Dong directly hugged Yu Min's waist, stuck it to his body, lowered his head, and kissed it.

When Yu Shuxin saw this scene, he was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes, "Bastard, bastard, let go of my daughter!" ”

After kissing for half a minute, Yang Dong let go of Yu Min, and before Yu Min got angry, Yang Dong had already spoken, "No thanks, this is what a fake boyfriend should do." ”

Yu Min was so angry that he couldn't say a word, and got into the car directly.

Yang Dong lit a cigarette, "I'll smoke a cigarette first!" ”

"How big is your addiction? Can't you just go back and smoke again? Yu Min reprimanded angrily.

"Oh, obedient!" Yang Dong threw the cigarette into the grass again and landed next to Biao San.

Seeing the fiery red cigarette butt less than ten centimeters away from his body, Biao San was so frightened that he was in a cold sweat, just a little bit.

But at this time, Yang Dong threw the bottle containing white phosphorus over.

Boom.

The bottle fell on the stone and shattered, the white phosphorus spilled out, and when it met the cigarette butt, it caught fire with a bang.

Yang Dong didn't even look at it, and left directly on the accelerator.

"Yang Dong, it's on fire!" Yao Qian was so frightened that she hurriedly shouted.

"Don't worry, it's just a few mice!"

Biao San and a few people rolled around in the grass crying wolves, and then they put out the fire on their bodies and hurriedly chased them to the corner.

At this time, I saw Daben driving close to the left, and when it came to the nail position, the steering wheel suddenly hit the right, and when it was about to hit the right side of the road, it quickly returned to the right, and the inertia made the two wheels on the left side actually suspended.

Firmly balanced against the two wheels on the right, and completed the corner.

"Holy shit, this can fuck too!" Biao San, whose face was covered with black and ash, was so frightened that he was about to kneel.

"Brother Biao, he knows that we are throwing nails, this grandson did it on purpose!" A thug cried.

"Damn, Lao Tzu was first urinated, and then he was almost burned to death!" Biao San was in a hurry, his eyes were black, and he fell down directly.

Such a humiliation, it was even more unacceptable to him than beating him-

After the left wheel landed, Yang Dong glanced at Yu Min with a smile, "Boss, the counterweight is good!" ”

"Good driving skills, there was something over the corner just now?" Yu Min asked with a frown. "Who did it?"

"The bald head of the day!" Yang Dong shrugged.

"Why don't you find out?"

"Boss, Biao San is just a gangster who is not even qualified in the underworld, I won't leave a bad impression of a rough person in front of my father-in-law for a few gangsters!"

"Don't dream, your father-in-law doesn't look down on you!" Yao Qian rolled her eyes at the blow. "Crooked melons and cracked dates, simple minds and developed limbs, this is what your father-in-law says about you!"

Suddenly, there was a sudden brake, and Yu Min and Yao Qian leaned forward.

"What are you doing?"

Yang Dong looked at Yu Min with a serious face, "This is also called crooked melon and cracked jujube?" I think I should go back and let him take a good look at it, have you ever seen such a handsome crooked melon and cracked jujube as me. ”

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