Chapter 142. Since ancient times, there has been a light for the idle. Huan Feiyan is thin
Chapter 142. Since ancient times, there has been a light for the idle. Huan Feiyan is thin
The next day, Mao Ruixi got up and just walked to the door of the bathroom when he heard someone knocking on the door. Mao Ruixi hurriedly opened the door, and when he opened the door, he saw Ma Xidi standing outside the door, with a gloomy face, and scolded: "Wang Ba Lamb, why are you picking me up?" Aren't you going to kick me to death? ”
Mao Ruixi immediately smiled and said: "Where do I dare, I don't dare to kick you to death if I borrow my three guts, I am saying, aunt and grandmother, come in quickly, there is something important to discuss with you." As he spoke, he took the woman's hand and entered the room, then slammed the door shut, turned around and pushed Ma Xidi inside.
The two walked to the sofa, and Zhao Jianren also walked out of the back room. I heard Zhao Jianren say with a smile: "Brother and sister, it's urgent to invite you here, listen to what you scolded just now, do you have any opinions?" ”
"Look at what Director Zhao said, how can I have an opinion on your old man, I am angry with my donkey."
"Well, well, you should be scolded, this person in your family is a donkey, and yesterday in the city, he also had a donkey girl."
"Really?" As he spoke, he turned his head and stared at the eyes of the two dead fish, and roared, "Are you hunting pheasants again?" ”
"No, I swear to God, yesterday I was going to get on the girl's side and go out and let the car hit me and kill me." Mao Ruixi pointed to the sky and said fiercely. (Why didn't he swear that he didn't go out yesterday, he was only in a hurry to play cards with Dahlia.) )
Zhao Jianren laughed when he heard this, looked at Ma Xidi and said, "Brother and sister, don't worry, with me supervising, he doesn't dare." ”
"Let you keep him in check?" Ma Xidi said with a pursed of her lips and said: "You supervise him, if you don't take him to the ditch, I will burn high incense for eight lifetimes." After that, he glanced at Zhao Jianren and said, "Director Zhao, aren't you playing in the city?" Why did you come to the provincial capital again? ”
"That's why you're here." Zhao Jianren grinned treacherously, his old face full of wrinkles was flushed and excited.
Ma Xidi's face and Zhao Jianren's face already understood the eighth layer.
On the way here, the driver had already conveyed to her the meaning that Mao Ruixi had made her angry, and now she had seen the answer on this anxious monkey-ass old face.
Ma Xidi knew this, so she said slowly: "Director Zhao, the ancients said that gentlemen don't eat the food that comes from them, and people with lofty ideals don't drink the water of the stolen spring. A noble person like you is still rare to have such a country girl? ”
"Hey, rare, it's so rare, I like her very much from the first look at her, plus these days together, the more I look at her, the more she likes it, she is cute, honest, innocent, better than all the girls your man found for me, all good. In the past few days, I have wanted to enter her house more than once and forcibly occupy her. But I don't think that people of our status can't do that stupid thing, and the gummy candy is so flamboyant. "After all, the old face is full of treacherous and scoundrels.
"Yes, yes. Director Zhao is right, this can't be helped, you old Jianghu, you don't know that it is illegal to do that. Ma Xidi said eagerly. Gesture with both hands in a downward pressing position.
"I don't know it's illegal, otherwise why would you let me do it?" Zhao Jianren tilted his head and sat aside.
"That's right, Xidi, haven't you been working in the same office with her for a while, and you are a woman who can talk to her well, and let you come, just let you be accommodating." Mao Ruixi, who didn't dare to speak for a long time, interjected.
"Fuck your fart, this will remind you of me, why did you go when you kicked me." Ma Xidi still scolded unrelentingly.
"Brother and sister." Zhao Jianren patted the armrest of the sofa and shouted loudly.
"Hmm." Ma Xidi turned to look at Zhao Jianren.
"Brother and sister." Zhao Jianren saw that Ma Xidi's attention was concentrated, and he lowered his tone and said, "Brother and sister, my brother has known you for so many years, has he begged you?" Zhao Jianren stretched his neck and looked at Ma Xidi pitifully, and then said: "Doesn't my brother have a dim sum and want you, a great immortal, to come to the doctor, you are so unforgiving, you will go back and talk about whether it is in the middle or not, let's discuss and discuss whether my matter is in or not?" I'm reaching out in my throat, you're going to kill me in a hurry. "I look a little angry.
"Ma Xidi, don't be embarrassed, you see Director Zhao is in a hurry, I..." Mao Ruixi raised his hand to beat Ma Xidi.
"You hit. Mao Ruixi, if you don't beat me today, you're not your mother's child, beat, beat.... Ma Xidi leaned towards Mao Ruixi as she spoke.
"Mao Duanxi." Zhao Jianren shouted loudly, this time Zhao Jianren was really angry, slapped the armrest of the sofa heavily, and shouted, "What kind of heart do you two have?" You. I saw Zhao Jianren pointing at Mao Ruixi as he said: "You brought such a beautiful little girl to you, saying that you got it for me, instigating me to seduce others, and now you have seduced out the gluttonous worms in my stomach, but you put the hook and stand aside to be cool, what do you have to do?" Are you using me as a lure, hello fishing? After that, he pointed at Ma Xidi again, and said fiercely: "And you, what kind of heart are you comfortable with, don't you just ask you for this little thing?" As for you, why don't you run hundreds of miles to dig through old tents? Hehe, I think the two of you are colluding, and you are making fun of me. Well, since you are unkind, I am also unjust. I'll leave now, and you two can take care of the rest of the matter. With that, he stood up and walked to the door.
Seeing Mao Ruixi rushing over with a brisk step, faster than a rabbit, he grabbed Zhao Jianren and said eagerly: "Director Zhao, President Zhao, don't be angry, adults don't care about villains." How do you meet her in general, don't go, you can't go anyway. As he spoke, he pushed Zhao Jianren back into the sofa. Then, looking at Zhao Jianren, he took a breath and said with a smile: "Director Zhao, you are too old to be strong, why don't you wait for the crow to be black, and hurriedly stuff it in." Don't worry, do you think this matter can be urgent? After saying that, he turned around, looked at Ma Xidi and said, "Look at Director Zhao, let's go back and say, when I go back, what do you want me to do, what do I do." Now what do you think? ”
"What to do?" Ma Xidi lost her temper at this time, and she whispered there.
"What to do, it's up to you." Mao Ruixi said badly.
"Look at me? I don't know what's going on, I'm going to say. Ma Xidi looked aggrieved.
"I'll tell you,..." So Mao Ruixi recounted Sima Lina's situation in detail these days, from beginning to end, without missing a bit. After Ma Xidi listened, she smiled slightly: "Just the two of you are still playing with women outside every day, you have no idea about this little thing, and you are still hard-mouthed, I think you are also the ability of a short man to ascend to the sky, this will be a monkey watching the show." After that, he clapped his hands and said, "This is easy to do." As he spoke, he glanced at Zhao Jianren and said, "As long as you do what I say, I will let you gnaw this tender grass within two days." ”
"Medium, you let me mess with me, you say." At this time, the old guy was also angry, and he stretched his neck and waited to listen to Ma Xidi's words.
"There are two things in the world, one virtual and the other real. Do you know which one a woman likes? ”
"Really." Zhao Jianren replied.
"Wrong, women like to be virtual more. Needless to say, let's talk about the virtual, what is the virtual, the virtual is the invisible and untouchable things, that is, feelings, vanity and the like, as long as you grasp her psychology, you have five layers of certainty in this matter. ”
"How can you be sure? Who knows if she feels it, and then I am an old man, she can be tempted by me. ”
"Hehe, let me ask you first, does she hate you or not?"
"Don't hate it, I offered to buy her clothes yesterday afternoon, and she agreed, and she agreed to come to the provincial capital with us."
"Okay, that's easy, she doesn't hate you, it means that there are two chances in this matter. Her agreement to go shopping with you shows that not only does she not hate you, but she is also somewhat willing to be with you, and can accept you as an old man. There are three levels of certainty about this. Next, you only need to raise the imaginary character by one level, and you will have a chance of five layers. ”
"How do you improve your emptiness?"
"Vanity, there are two kinds of things in this vanity, one is the real thing, such as gold jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, and other things, women hang on their bodies is the vanity of the real kind, and the other is the real vanity thing, just the official hat, the official hat is also real and virtual, like me, the official hat of the chairman of the trade union is virtual, I will get her a vice chairman of the official hat to wear, I will go to her house in a while and announce that she is the vice chairman of our factory trade union." After that, he patted Zhao Jianren and said: "When you go shopping with her today, don't enter the clothing store when you enter the mall, but lead the gold store first, go shopping and go shopping, walk around the gold store, just don't go out of the gold store, this will make you look at her expression, as long as she sees a certain gold and silver jewelry, her eyes are shining, no matter how much the jewelry is, you just buy it and give it to her." As long as she accepts it, you have a six-layer chance in this matter. If she doesn't accept it, this matter will stop, let's not go any further, you old man has been in this world for a lifetime, you can't smash yourself because of a little girl, and the person who is about to retire can't give himself away at the last moment, right? If that's the case, I'm sorry for my children and I'm sorry for myself, and then I won't be able to explain to Ruixi, right? As for whether to buy clothes or not, it's a casual trifle. After that, he clapped his hands and looked at Zhao Jianren.
"I can do this, absolutely nothing." Zhao Jianren said with certainty.
"Okay, as long as you get this thing done, you have to get the truth down. When you come back from shopping in the mall, let's play cards with her excitedly, play the small one first to let her win, and then bet on the big one, so that she can't have a chance to win, let her lose. If she loses and doesn't stand up, stop the matter and don't go any further. If she is in the mood to turn the book, your old man will immediately lend her money and let her lose the debt she owes you. There are seven layers of certainty about this. There are three layers of grasp down there, these three layers of grasp are very critical, the two of us have to retreat, and the rest is your own business, and we can't help you. Every layer below can not forget that she is an innocent girl, she is not better than a **** woman, you have to observe her performance every step forward, as long as there is a layer she disagrees with, your old man has to stop, you must not force it. Ma Xidi said here and waited for a pause and said: "This is the first layer, find a time to drink with her, no matter how much she drinks, you have to let her drink to the eighth layer of drunkenness, at this time you deliberately remind her of her unsatisfactory things, as long as she is in tears and her heart is desolate, you take the opportunity to give her warmth, this matter is considered an eight-layer opportunity." If she doesn't drink and doesn't confide in you, that's the end of it. If she bursts into tears in front of you and cries heartily, then you can rest assured that you can proceed to the next level, and what you are best at is shamelessness. This will have to take advantage of the opportunity, if she wakes up drunk and resolutely resists, you will stop there, and you must not overlord force the bow. If she pushes half-way, you'll be considered a success on the ninth floor. The remaining layer is the most important, this is the key factor to completely control her heart in the end, otherwise everything you have done before you will be a blind man lighting the lamp in vain. This last item is that you have to be tough. If you have a soft snot, small like a child's ****, then you think about it in vain, no matter how much this old cow is eager to gnaw this tender grass, if you don't have the effort to hang it, you still have to stop this thought. Ma Xidi clapped her hands and looked at Zhao Jianren without saying a word.
"Da Hang doesn't dare to boast, but it's not small. As for whether it is hard or not, I really don't say how long it will be hard to keep it, but it's really not good if you are nervous. Zhao Jianren spread his hands and said helplessly.
"This is easy to do, President Zhao," Mao Ruixi didn't speak for a long time, and now he finally had a chance to interject, so he saw his eyebrows fluttering and continued: "You don't have to worry about this, I'll go get you a few magic whip pills right away, that medicine will make you hard and long-lasting, and you will fight for a long time." He smiled evilly.
"Needless to say, you can tell what you do at a glance. The hanging goods of the hungry wolf-colored ghosts. Ma Xidi scolded viciously, turned her head to look at Zhao Jianren after scolding, and waited for Zhao Jianren to speak.
"As long as Director Mao brings hard medicine, I can do all the things you said, I have all the hard work with the old face, and now it depends on how you direct this play." After that, the old face is wrinkled, smiling ****, and there is no respect for an elder at all.
"Okay, I'll go see Sima Lina now, see how many layers she has, and see if you have this glamorous blessing." After that, he got up and walked to the door, walking with his waist and hips grinding, it was really like pushing and grinding, as the saying goes, nine out of ten fat girls are rich, and one is not rich and has no ass. This woman can become the wife of the factory director, and she also loses this grinding ass.
Precisely:
Since ancient times, there has been a light for the idle,
Huan Feiyan is thin.
If there is no emperor and palace boat,
It is difficult to serve Zhaoyang. (To be continued.) )