"Roll the calves!" I kicked Changsheng's ass, paralyzed, unreasonable, let the girl eat a lollipop, I'm a big man, eat a hairy lollipop? Dead!

"Who are you? As for eating a lollipop? Changsheng covered his ass and looked at me with a resentful expression. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so I walked out of the airport.

Changsheng and I found a hotel nearby to stay, although Changsheng is a bit brain-dead, but the person is really good, and said that he would give me the wind and wash the dust.

I was immediately happy, and then I followed Changsheng out of the hotel, originally I thought that this guy would have to take me to the next restaurant to fry a few dishes.

But I didn't expect this kid to be so shameless that he was so superb, this kid actually took me to a roadside stall selling hot and sour noodles, and said to me, "Just order whatever you want." ”

To be honest, if I hadn't seen a lot of people on the street, I would have wanted to beat him up.

It's not like that!

I'm fucking it, Changsheng grinned shamelessly and said, "Brother Duan, don't be embarrassed, since you don't order it, then I'll order it." Saying that, this guy slapped on the folding table and yelled at the boss of hot and sour noodles: "Boss, bring the most expensive dish." ”

As a result, the boss brought me a bowl of hot and sour noodles for ten yuan, and said to the two of us, "What's the matter? Ten dollars is expensive enough, isn't it? ”

After speaking, the boss glanced down on me and Changsheng, and walked away, vaguely hearing him scolding: "Paralyzed, I haven't seen someone so crazy in pretending to be more than pretending to be in this year." ”

I slapped it on the head, Yaya's leg, this is a shame!

It's Changsheng, this kid, is not ashamed at all, he instigated hot and sour noodles when he was upside down, and told me to eat it politely enough.

I have the heart to cry, where did Mao Jiuying find me such a strange thing? Despised by the people around me, I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into!

Not to mention how troublesome this meal was, I finally finished eating, I dragged Changsheng back to the hotel, and I didn't dare to wander outside.

As soon as I entered the house, Changsheng asked me, "Brother Duan, this is the first time you have come here, do you want to come here for the next big health care?" ”

"Great health care?" I looked at him suspiciously.

"Of course." Changsheng Yindang smiled: "I know there is an aunt, fifty yuan at a time, and it is cheap." ”

"Groove your uncle!" I pressed this kid to the ground and beat him, he was paralyzed, my uncle could bear it, and my aunt couldn't bear it either!

Fortunately, I was clever enough to ask a little more, otherwise if I really let that aunt come, I would have to repeat the mistake of Old Man Li!

After five minutes of fighting, I finally felt comfortable, sat on the bed and pointed to the pig's head on the ground and scolded: "Stinky boy, can you not pretend to be compared if you have no money?" ”

Changsheng sat on the chair with a pig's head face, and looked at me resentfully: "Brother Duan, it's not that I don't want to invite you to eat and have a good time, it's really that I don't have any money, it's all because of the corpse last time, not only did I almost put my life into it, but also smashed the signboard, and now I'm eating my old book." ”

I look at this kid, and I really blame the pitiful.

Maybe this is the true portrayal of the bottom yin and yang ghost catchers, I have come this way, although I am a little sad, but in fact, it can be regarded as open, after all, Zhang Lingfeng took it with him at the beginning, and he also directly transferred the time-honored brand of Linglingtang to me, and I didn't worry much about it.

But the real Yin and Yang Ghost Catcher, it's not as lucky as me, counting, Yin and Yang Ghost Catcher is the most miscellaneous business in the Yin and Yang world, there is no orthodox Taoist background and ability, and there is no Yin Qi position or similar Yin Yang carpenter's technology, and it all depends on his own ability to make a living.

In terms of the strength of immortality, it is estimated that it is also in the realm of Fu Zheng, and it is also a little work to catch corpses and deal with low-level evil ghosts, and the income is only hundreds or thousands at a time, although it sounds like a lot, but how many votes can you do in a month?

"What the hell was going on with you kid, tell me about it." I became curious about his corpse catch, after all, this matter is also related to the Shennongjia savages.

Changsheng nodded, didn't hide it, and said.

It turned out that the incident happened half a month ago, when Changsheng took a job to deal with a corpse that had just entered the ground, and the location was in a small village next to Shennongjia, and the reward was 1,000 yuan.

But who knew that the corpse demon had been stained with the blood of the living soul and was evolving towards a white-eyed zombie, which was much stronger than the corpse that had just been tricked.

Although he injured the corpse demon with the strength of immortality, but later the corpse demon went crazy and injured two people, and ran into the primeval jungle of Shennongjia.

Changsheng chased after him for a reward of 1,000 yuan.

The black light was blind, and the two didn't care about the direction, followed the corpse and chased after it, and rushed to the wild man's lair in a daze.

As a result, the corpse was directly torn apart by a wild man, and the wild man also found Changsheng, who ran out desperately at that time, and finally lay in the hospital for three days and three nights before picking up a life.

Although he hugged his life, the signboard was smashed because of the corpse and the escape, and he didn't receive a job in the past ten days, and he was almost spent on his savings in the hospital, so he was so depressed that he is like this.

After listening to it, I also sympathized with Changsheng, after all, there was no one who was unlucky.

"Brother Duan, it's not that I don't want to entertain you well, it's just that I don't have any money." Changsheng looked at me helplessly.

"Don't worry, I'll pay you when this is over." I patted him on the shoulder and said, looking at this kid, I can't help but think of when I first stepped into the yin and yang realm, and I want to help him.

"Really?" Changsheng looked at me in surprise.

"Nonsense, you help me, I will definitely avenge you." I smiled and asked him, "Do you remember the route you took to get into the wildling's lair and escape?" ”

Changsheng frowned and lowered his head and pondered for five minutes, and said to me: "At that time, it was dark lights when I went in and out, so I ran around with my head stuffy, and I didn't look at the road, I can't remember the specific route, but I still remember it in general." ”

I nodded, and didn't continue to ask, the situation at that time was changed to me, and it was estimated that it would be impossible to write down the route, it was going to die, who cares where to run?

Fortunately, this kid can still roughly remember something, which is better than me jumping headlong into Shennongjia and swaying around.

Changsheng and I chatted like this to pass the time, and before I knew it, it was getting dark.

I looked at the time, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening, and I got up and said to him, "It's almost time, let's go." ”

"Hmm." Changsheng nodded, stood up, and suddenly smiled mysteriously at me: "But before entering Shennongjia, you have to buy a few chickens first." ”

[Continue to add more today, brothers and sisters, wave up! ] (To be continued.) )