May 28, half past one in the morning

While this protagonist is busy preparing to save the world, let's see what is called true. What the protagonist is doing

"Oh, I'm really tired~" After returning from the temple fair, Ara Liang Mu Huo Lian collapsed directly on the sofa and didn't want to get up, "I'm so tired~~~ Why are there so many people in the temple fair~"

"Don't complain here, how can there not be many people at the temple fair" Ara Liang Muli helplessly bent down to clean up the clogs for his two younger sisters, who should have come back a long time ago, but the two of them have been refusing to leave, if it weren't for their empty wallets, it is estimated that they will come back later

"If it's hot, take off your kimono, take a shower, and go to bed," Ara Ragiri said after glancing at the moon fire who had been fanning the wind with his hands

"Huh? Do you want to take it off here~" Huo Lian showed a malicious smile, "Brother is really H"

"One of you is sleeping in a kimono, and the other is just putting a kimono over your sportswear," Araragi said helplessly, "Okay, I have to go to class tomorrow, so go to sleep quickly"

"Yes~/Got it," so his two sisters went to the bathroom

"By the way, brother, this thing will be given to you" Huo Lian suddenly took out a medium-sized slate from his shopping bag and threw it to himself

"What is this?" Ara Ryagi asked, looking at the flat stone slab about the size of a notebook in his hand

"I bought it before I met my brother, and the stall owner said that it was a stone tablet used for sacrifices in the past, and an inscription could be engraved on it to keep you safe" Yuehuo took out a black pen from the bag, and the tip of the pen still shimmered with golden shimmer "With this, the stall owner said that he could only write ten lines at most, and it wouldn't work if he had more."

"Do you want me to hang it on my body or set up a special mourning hall to place this thing?" Araragi is full of black lines, "The size is wrong, right?"

"That's your own business, brother~Good night~" Well, it seems that they won't give themselves time to bathe

"Is the pen and ink inside gold leaf?" he dotted on the table with a pen, but there was no trace of it

"Strange fakes?" I hesitated to write a few words on the slate, but this time I wrote it, and it was a beautiful gold letter

"It's impossible to write ten lines at most to keep you safe, just use it to write down your life goals, no, let's write down the precepts, didn't there be such a thing as a precept tablet before?" Ara Ryagi started writing in line with the principle of "you can't waste it if you buy it", and then a night passed

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"Yawn~~~~" Araragi got up from the bed and yawned a lot, and had a good night's sleep last night

"Huh?" Then when he had already gone to the bathroom to wash, he found that the reason why he slept well today was because his two younger sisters at home did not forcibly wake him up

"It's time now" Panickedly took out his phone from his school uniform pocket, he didn't have the habit of setting an alarm clock (both of them were smashed by Huo Ren on the grounds that "I can't let the machine work for my sister") because Moon Fire and Huo Lian's wake-up time is the same as his own, but they don't call that is

"Ahhhh!!!h It's half past nine!!! There was a heart-rending scream, although his homeroom teacher Yoichi Tanaka wouldn't mind it, but there was a morning meeting today!! If you are late, you will have to hang people on the cross, so if you don't go directly, you will be sent to heaven to see Jesus!!

A moment later

"Sorry, sorry! I'm late! When he rushed into the school, he just got out of the second class, and the ancient teacher Tianfang Meifan was still packing up the lecture book, so he hurriedly bowed his head and apologized

"Huh? It's okay, people will always be late a few times, but the next class should be taken well~" Tianfang Meifan smiled softly, sure enough, Teacher Guwen should be a gentle person like Meifan or Teacher Yukimura!

"Li, why are you late today? Isn't it always your sister who wakes you up? The earth royal gate spring tiger was surprised

"I guess it was too late to visit the temple fair yesterday, so I fell asleep," Ara Ryagi didn't bother much about this question after he sat down, "After all, one person is better than three people late."

"Didn't you have breakfast?" After glancing at him again, Tuyumen Chunhu asked, "Your face is a little pale?"

"It's true that I didn't eat, sure enough, my physical fitness is not very good, do you have anything to give me to eat" Because he didn't eat breakfast and ran to school quickly, Ara Ryagiri, who was a little dizzy, unceremoniously stretched out his hand to ask him for food

"It's the second class, and who else will leave food in the middle of class...... Count me unlucky, take it" Tuyumen Chunhu took out bread from the desk drawer "Left when I was late this morning, don't you eat fried noodles"

"Oh, thank you so much," Araragi felt a churn in his stomach as he tried to take it

"Huh?" When I put my hand back and stroked my stomach, it didn't hurt anymore, what happened?

When he reached out again, his stomach began to churn again

"What are you doing?" Tuyumen Chunhu was surprised and said, "It's almost class, and if you don't eat, you can only wait for lunch."

"Forget it, maybe I've eaten too much bread recently, and my stomach is a little uncomfortable after seeing the bread," Araragi could only reluctantly refuse

"Then don't fall asleep, it's gym class next"

"Got it" After sending away his classmates, Ara Ryagi was also confused, why did he suddenly hate bread today?

Precept 1: Try not to eat non-nutritious food in the future (especially don't want to eat more bread) (I'll take you to the temple after shaving your head)

NO：2

"Today's test is a team of boys and girls to do sit-ups, and the groups are divided according to your seats in class" Echizen Ryoma was bored and held his tennis racket and beat his shoulders, "100 boys and 60 girls, and when they are done, they will go to free activities"

"Don't do anything strange," Fujibayashi Xing, who was at the table with her, shook her fist as a threat, "or hum!" ”

"No, I don't want to be smashed out of the window by the dictionary again," Ara Ryagi said helplessly, "I'll come first, or you first."

"I'll go first" Fujibayashi turned her gaze to the other side, and Tomoya Okazaki's class was also in physical education class

"Then come on" You must not joke with her about this kind of thing, otherwise you won't even be able to eat lunch today

"Don't touch it," Fujibayashi Xing lay on the ground, exposing her slender feet in white stockings to him, "or I'm going to kill you!" ”

"Yes!" When I want to close my eyes and stretch out my hand, my arm is numb, what are you doing?

"What's going on?" This is the words of Fujibayashi Xing who opened her mouth and asked herself, "Hurry up, I'm still in a hurry, hurry up!" ”

"My hand cramps teacher replaced!" Ara Ryagi ran away with his hands stretched out like a zombie

"What's going on, teacher, you don't have to trouble your classmates, didn't Class G just disband over there? Just find a strong man to come over."

"Huh? Why does my Uncle Yangping have to be"

"Substitution !!!" So a ray of light flew into outer space and never returned

Precept 2: Don't casually have intimate contact with girls who don't know each other very well (is it okay to be familiar?). ）

NO：3

"Ara Ryogi-san, if you really want to sleep, go to sleep," Tian Hexiang looked at Ara Ryogi, who looked dead in front of him, and smiled bitterly, "Otherwise, I will be scared to death by you."

"Teacher, I want to lie down too, but I just can't close my eyes," Ara Ragiki said in a listless voice, "and the neck is like a steel bar, you can't bend down, so you better hurry up and finish the class."

Precept 3: Try not to sleep during class (I also fantasized about this, and then it was just a fantasy)

NO：4

"Ah, Chong, I think about the other day I borrowed money from you," Ara Ryogiri, who was not in the mood to sleep between classes after some tossing, met Chong in the corridor and was about to talk to him about the arrears, but as he spoke, he felt that something was very wrong

"Why are you unbuttoning your school uniform?" Chong asked himself in surprise

"Huh?" When he reacted, he had already taken off his coat

"I warn you better stop," Chong raised his fist as soon as he saw that he had taken off his short-sleeved shirt

"No, me!" The sudden increase in the tone of his voice at the end was because he was already taking off his pants

"Boom!" Then he didn't know anything

Precept 4: The money owed to people must be repaid if you strip naked (tsk tsk,, no wonder you only borrow money from boys)

NO：5

"Araragi-san, please don't move," Ryoko Mito said to him in an amiable tone while pressing the needle down hard, "I suspect that you are mentally unstable, so this is a tranquilizer, so please stop holding my hands, I will fight back"

"Teacher, I don't know why I suddenly learned fighting skills, please believe that these hands are definitely not used to lock you, it seems to be pumping again" Ara Ryagi Li tried to defend while using the cross lock, the key is that the hand really can't be taken back!

"Really, who's going to the security room and calling someone over!"

"Don't!!" So my lunch was in the soup

Precept 5: Don't go against the grain, learn to resist (you are a recipient)

NO：6

"Alas, what's wrong with me today," Ara Ryagi sat on the chair and lowered his head and sighed, sitting next to his girlfriend Battlefield Haro Yi "always feels like being evil"

"Maybe it's really evil, who told you to meddle so much every day" Battlefield Yuan glanced at him, "Do you want to find someone else to show you"

"I'll wait for the evening, anyway, you can borrow my breasts first."

"Give", so the battlefield originally straightened up his proud chest

"Oh no! What kind of nerves do I have!! Just when he wanted to touch it with his hand, Araragi suddenly woke up and complained loudly to himself: "I am changing. state?! ”

"Who gave you you is not changing. State of fantasy? So you can't touch it? Battlefield Yuan took the initiative to lean closer to him

"Never"

"It's a pity that I won't let go (touch) right now"

"Shame on you" Okay, but it feels really good

Precept No. 6: Be bold and active in front of the battlefield (what kind of ghost precept is this!) ）

NO：7

"Araragiri's stepping on two boats is absolutely forbidden," Tsubasa Hanekawa, who was blocked in the corner of the library by him when the class bell rang for no reason, and confessed, said in a rhetorical manner, "Please let me leave immediately, please"

"I said I didn't want to do it myself, do you believe it?" Araragi Calendar barely evokes a not-so-flow. Hooligans's smile (that is, usually smiling very fluently. Hooligans)

"I don't believe it's like this, I hope it's like this!! Why are you so cute today?!!

"Kotomi Ichinose-san, can you please pull me away?" Ara Ryagi can only helplessly ask for help from Kotomi Ichinose, a genius girl and onlooker who witnessed the whole process

"Hello, is it the police station? Yes, there are men here in Africa. Etiquette women, specifically what the book says"

"Ahhhhh!!hh I don't want to know if this is the first time I've screamed today

Precept 7: You can't help but thank those who have helped you (the number of victims will increase!). ）

NO：8

"Calendar fainted!! Why?! ”

"I don't know! Just now, I saw that he had been hesitating and stretching out his hands in front of him, and then after waving a few times, he foamed at the mouth and fainted! ”

"Hey" Bajiuji Maya opened his mouth wide and was at a loss, today Brother Ara Liangmu is not sassy. If you don't talk about it, will you still faint in front of yourself?

Precept eight: no longer to the eight or nine temples of her riot. Disturbance (someone dug up this line of stone tablets and hid them in a safe)

NO：9

"I'm finally home, I'm back," Araragi said, listless, and when he returned home, he was already in a state of exhaustion

"Brother! It's okay to be late today, right?! Moonfire and Fire Mercy hurriedly greeted him and asked

"It's nothing, are you late today?"

"We got up at six o'clock, and we wanted to go to the room to wake up my brother, but I couldn't get in your door, and I didn't answer you, and I couldn't pry the door open," Huo Pian said helplessly, "so I had to go first."

"Okay, I see, wait for me" Araragi only now understood the reason for the strange events that happened today

Precept 9: Try to get up on your own, you can't rely on the help of your sisters alone (but you didn't succeed, terrible perseverance)

NO：10

"Ahahahaha!!"

"Araragi Ru is so funny, hahaha! I'm sorry, but I can't help it! In the abandoned building, Oshino Baa and Oshino Shinobu looked at themselves in front of them with a thick white face, wearing a big white robe, holding two folding fans and wearing a big top hat, and they couldn't stop laughing

"Don't laugh at me," Araragi was eager to find a hole to get into, but his body began to swing without obeying the command

"Hey, hahahaha!!" The two of them, who had finally recovered their breath, laughed from ear to ear again, and Oshino even struggled to take out his mobile phone from his coat pocket and began to take pictures

(I will never write down any precepts and life goals again) Araragi couldn't help but sigh to himself in his heart, because if he loses these himself, he is not himself, what can he do, continue to dance, anyway, it is only today and one day

Precept 10: Let Oshino Shinobu and Oshino baa laugh heartily (so almost all of the whole article is a life goal, right?) ）