Chapter Seventy-Seven: Everyone Has Three Degrees of Spring, Apricot Blossoms Float Fragrance and Look at the Wind and Clouds (1)

Leaning on the door and hanging his head,

Look sideways and bite your fingers.

Before saying a word, smile and slowly dress,

No one sang Huiliu.

After the autumn harvest and autumn planting, people began to relax again. No, as soon as it gets dark, there is laughter in Ermao's small courtyard.

Chen Hong came up early tonight. She watched her in-laws finish eating, cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and went to Xinghua's house. Xinghua is eating slowly, and the children have already started to do their homework after eating.

"Eat quickly, donkeys are grazing and grinding there, eat and go."

"Slut, what are you anxious about, you are in a hurry to be smashed, hahaha......" Xinghua looked at Chen Hong and scolded with a smile, she knew why Chen Hong was in such a hurry to urge her, with the sensitivity of a woman, she could see where the trace of peach-colored luster on Chen Hong's round cheeks had come from recently, she was like a mirror in her heart, but she was unwilling to poke this layer of window paper, so as not to embarrass this distant concubine who was a year older than her. But sometimes she dares to say anything in front of Chen Hong, and she dares to do anything, there is no taboo.

"You slut who has been beaten with a hundred sticks, and you are indispensable for children to bark in front of you." Chen Hong scolded, grabbed a small bench and sat beside her. "I'm in a hurry to go to Ermao's house and let Ermao tell us the hexagram, what are you talking about."

"I know, I know that you are in a hurry to calculate when your man will come back, and you are in a hurry to be beaten. Don't think about wild men? That's it! Xinghua scolded and glanced at Chen Hong.

"This bear daughter-in-law doesn't look at the place, and the child is in front of her. Swallow your dog food. ”

As soon as the two women walked out of the door, Xinghua stepped forward and put her arms around Chen Hong's shoulders, put her mouth to Chen Hong's ear and whispered: "You greet Ermao's big guy, don't stab your holes." Hahaha..."She couldn't help but say it when she went out.

"This slut cleans up your beard, see if I don't tear your mouth." Chen Hong came to tear the apricot blossoms as she spoke, and the two of them laughed and tore and walked towards Ermao's house.

Although Chen Hong is not the kind of woman who likes red apricots out of the wall, a stable and generous woman is not without extra emotions in her heart. It's just that she is forced to squeeze out the excess emotions out of desperation, and no matter how reserved a woman is, she will inevitably have that kind of obscene dream. Last night, when it was almost dawn, Chen Hong dreamed that she and Ermao were doing that in the cornfield, and when she woke up from the dream, the little pants that were put on her bare ass in the nest were wet, Chen Hong ripped them off and then touched her lower body, and the bottom was wet, "Slut." Chen Hong scolded with annoyance in his mouth as he reminisced about the dream. Then he rolled over and got up, and looked out the window, and it was already dawning.

She was in such a hurry to go to Ermao's house tonight, firstly, to pass the time. Second, she wanted Ermao to calculate when her man would come back, and she missed him. Although she remembered that majestic and gloomy face like carbon ink, her heart was full of disgust, but it was her man after all.

Ermao was still sitting in her aunt's seat, with her hands on the small table. He looked up at the two women who came into the house, looked at them with a smile, and pricked up his ears to listen to the gossip of the village.

After the four women got together, the first topic they talked about was to pick up the lace news in the village, from the west to the east, and from the south to the north. After the number was finished, he gathered around Ermao. Chen Hong is the eldest of the four women. Counting her age, Sanni is the youngest but the highest, if you push it according to the age of the aunt, Ermao has to be called Sanni's grandmother. Fortunately, in the new society, there is no such thing as this. Although Sanni's seniority is said to be high, she can't enjoy the treatment of her elders, but she plays the role of a grandson among these four women, and it is her job to make tea, pour water, and run errands. But Sanni has never blushed. Always smiling and running around. Her man's ancestors are the groundbreaking old families of this village, one of the founders of this village, so he has a high generation. Don't look at her young and young, but there are people in the village who call her ancestors, and no one calls her if her seniority is too high, but she becomes a grandson, all of them are called names, Sanni is long, Sanni is short, and even the surname is gone.

Twenty years later, the four women went their separate ways, and Sanni still guarded her few acres of cultivated land and stayed in the village, but this is a story for another time.

At this time, Chen Hong leaned over and reached out and patted Ermao's hand on the table, and said, "Ermao, calculate for me when I will come back?" When Chen Hong's hand touched Ermao's hand, Ermao suddenly shuddered, and his heart suddenly contracted together, as if he had an electric shock. I haven't been here before, I don't know why, he can't look at Chen Hong recently, he can't hear Chen Hong's voice, as long as Chen Hong is there, he will be nervous in his heart, he always thinks about a person in his mind, but Chen Hong's shadow always appears, and the two shadows overlap and overlap. Every night, he often wanted to see Chen Hong, and after sleeping, Chen Hong's figure often appeared in his dreams, and at the same time, he was entangled with someone else in his dreams. He thought about why over and over again, and finally he vaguely felt that she was a bit like someone, but this feeling was not certain, this person was a person he respected, awe-inspired, and persistent, so his heart was very entangled.

He didn't dare to look at Chen Hong's eyes, and he was even more afraid of touching Chen Hong's body. Chen Hong's slap just now made him nervous like an electric shock, he only listened to Chen Hong's words, he didn't hear what was said below, and his mind was empty and he didn't know what he was thinking. When he came back to his senses, the four women had already sat around him like little swallows, and four pairs of large and small eyes that shimmered with yin energy were staring at him, "What do you want, calculate." Chen Hong slapped him again, he shook his head vigorously, and squeezed out a sentence between his teeth: "No, I didn't learn it." ”

"Really?"

"Not really."

"Don't count the ball, without your raw fermented koji, I'm afraid that I won't be able to make bad rice cakes. It doesn't count, it doesn't count, it doesn't count home. Chen Hong was angry and said with a red face.

"You turtle grandson, look at what makes your aunt angry. My sister-in-law just now grabbed me from across the mountain and came to you, wanting you to calculate when her mallet will come back and stab people, you are good, in a word, I plan to make a few shells and mantis balls. You are a pig's head, you don't know what it is to lick your ass and lick your eyes, you don't know when to make yin and yang. Don't say you're widowed and lonely anymore, you deserve it! You didn't see her blowing lewd winds there, you are good here, and the stick supports the sky. Who are you holding it for? Xinghua was not happy, and said a lot of words, and looked at Ermao with a glaring eye after speaking. Wait for Ermao to answer the stubble.

Ermao looked at the woman in front of him and thought, isn't this nothing to look for, look at this number, there is something to mess with with women. Okay, okay, just take a look, don't blame me if you can't see it. After thinking about it, he said: "Medium, medium, take a look." Look, all sit down. Since you have seen it, you will see it all in the dark today, so you can save yourself from looking for it today. ”

"Look at what you can, who wants you to be not, don't look at it. Walk. Chen Hong was really angry, and was about to leave. Xinghua grabbed Chen Hong. said: "Don't go, don't go, I'm really angry." ”

Ermao can't sit still here. He stood up and said with a smile, "Is it worth it?" You still know me, I'm not the mule mile leftovers, hehe, you take it seriously. ”

Ermao stood up and lost it. Several other women also followed suit, and Chen Hong's face slowly softened and sat back on the small stool. His face twisted and he looked out the door.

"Come here, come here. Tell me, what are you looking at? ”

"I'll take a look first and see how much money I can make outside this year." Xinghua interjected. Ermao knew in his heart that Xinghua was relieving the tension. So sit down. Pull the hand of the apricot blossom, look up and down, touch left and right, just don't let go. There are still words in his mouth: "The golden hand, the silver hand, is not as good as the sister's jade hand." The golden hand holds the power and power, and the silver hand earns a thousand buckets of silver. The jade hand does not palm or earn, and is in charge of the donkey and the horse. As soon as the words fell, the four women laughed, Xinghua smiled and broke free of her hand, and her hands formed a cylinder and put it on Ermao's head, rummaging it up and down, and kept saying in her mouth: "Cover your horse, set your big horse." The room was full of laughter. Chen Xuexiao's tears came out, the little chubby Dun Sanni fell off the stool with a smile, Chen Hong smiled and wiped her tears, and the atmosphere in the room eased up suddenly.

After a few women laughed, they gathered together again, and listened to Ermao say: "Let's not shake the six yao, that thing is not allowed." I'll pinch you guys. Behold your life, and refine my hands. Medium no? ”

"Medium, medium." Several women said in unison.

"Then report the hour." Ermao didn't dare to provoke Chen Hong, so he first asked for his birthday from Xinghua, then Chen Xue, Sanni, and finally looked at Chen Hong and said, "When is your birthday?" Chen Hong ignored him, still sitting with a straight face, silent.

"I know." Chen Xue answered, Chen Xue reported her aunt's birthday, and then a few little swallows with their heads stretched out seemed to see Ermao scratching on the paper. It took about half an hour before Ermao raised his head and said, "It's calculated." I said from the apricot blossom first", he looked at the apricot blossom and said: "Your eight characters are Yiwei, Wuyin, Xinyou, and Wuzi." This life is born before the year of the year, and Nayin's life belongs to the gold in the sand, and the gold life is a person. Xinyou day is born in the month of Wuyin, the first month of the month is prosperous, the fire and soil are miscellaneous gases, and the roots of the moon are passed through the earth, and it is appropriate to use the Wang theory. This life is the main wealth of Mu Wang, the main seal of Tu Wang, the seal of wealth and the seal of restraint, and the seal of India is humiliated by wealth. The eight-character argument is to use the Yin Duo Hui Valley to fight against foolishness, it is difficult to study well, and people are lazy and pee. Caitong monthly order, prosperous and unremitting. Sitting on the root of the moon, diligence is not lazy. The father occupies the ancestral land, and the life of the furnace is established in a different place. Destined to commit peach blossoms, eight specializations are prosperous. The killing of officials is mixed, and the nine ugliness are coming. Eight is designed for the evil of lust, the color pressure is strong, and the husband is not tired. Nine ugly for the day of obstruction, pregnant for October, there is a child difficult to give birth. Therefore, life does not end in one husband, and it is rare to have children. As soon as he said this, he heard Xinghua shouting and interrupting Ermao's words.

"Don't say it yet, don't say it yet, what are you talking about, you don't understand a word. You're a forced kid with little knowledge, and you're dragging sheep balls. In the past, I asked Aunt Laifu to read the hexagram, and I said it clearly and clearly, if you count this as good, you will understand a sentence, what is 'destined to commit peach blossoms' and what is 'not a husband', not a husband, and you, where is the peach blossom criminal? It's in your crotch, think about you. If I get divorced, I have to find you and miss you. Xinghua said Lao Gao, who pursed her lips, and got angry.

At this moment, Kung Fu Ermao offended two women, looking at this scene and wanting to hit himself in the mouth, he thought: I met the god of death tonight, and I was smart but was mistaken by cleverness, and the unlucky ghost urged me, this fart kung fu offended and ruined the two women, how is this good. Thinking about it, his face sank, and he was speechless for a long time.

"Talk, let go of a fart," Xinghua slapped the table.

"As the saying goes: Divination is merciless, merciful hexagram is not effective. You haven't waited for me to finish talking, you won't let me say it, how can I still count? Don't forget it. "Ermao is really angry. As soon as he finished speaking, he buried his head in his hands and rested on the table.

A few women were bored at first glance. Sanni is still a peacemaker, stretched out her hand and patted Ermao's head and said, "You big man, why is the tone of the little daughter-in-law, just say a few words and get angry." Don't be afraid to say that what you say is not right. Several of my women have graduated from junior high school, and the ink and urine bubbles in their stomachs can't wet their pants, do you think you can understand your words? You just stab with that big foul language, the rougher the better, she can stand it, stab it. As soon as Sanni's words came out, several women laughed again. Xinghua turned around and hit Sanni, shouting, "Stab you, stab you hard." The two were fighting, and the atmosphere eased again.

Ermao saw that the atmosphere had eased, and said with a smile: "I'm a cheap mouth, Sanni said yes, my aunt doesn't teach every day." Xinghua, don't be angry, you listen to me slowly. Your life is born in the Year of the Goat, a golden man. The five elements Xin Jin Ri was born in the first month, the four seasons in the first month belong to spring, and the trees in spring have spring teeth, so it is the season of wood hosting, and Jin Kemu is wealth, so you are said to be wealthy, and you are destined to have no shortage of money to spend. ”

"Listen, listen to what you say, you understand how clearly, you belong to the sheep, the golden man, born in the place where the God of Wealth lives, and follow the God of Wealth all his life, and there is no shortage of money." Xinghua patted the table and looked at Chen Hong and said excitedly, "Grandma's, why don't I feel rich, I panic every day, and my heart is like a donkey." Then he looked at Ermao and said with a smile: "Say, say." ”

"You're a smart person, you should have gone to school and studied well, but you're too eager to make money. If you don't study well, the God of Wealth will slam your head with two palms, the door of wealth is open, and the study is closed. So I didn't learn well. Otherwise, if you have a job or something, you are a leader and a celebrity, and you follow the official to take the seal. ”

"Isn't that, where am I going to work this old peasant?"

"Then you are also in power at home."

"That's right, grandma's, see who doesn't listen to me at home, what's the matter, no one at home except the baby."

"You're a bit lazy, not diligent. You won't stay here long,..."

"So where am I going?" Xinghua asked with wide eyes.

"Don't worry, listen to me, your life is the life of a business in a different place, if it's fast, it's in front of you, and if it's slow, it's only two or three years, and you move away, this is not your long-term place."

"Why don't I come back?"

"Are you coming back? It's a bit hard. This time I can't say that Ma Yue will be able to come back in the Year of the Monkey. ”

"You're telling the truth, right?"

"You are not allowed to walk and watch."

"Smack." Xinghua slapped the table and said happily: "It's time to get through, it's good to leave tomorrow." ”

"There's a saying that's hard to say."

"Say, say everything, fart, I don't taboo."

"Your mother has remarried, and you are not a husband."

Hearing this, Xinghua's face sank, as if she had been touched in a sore spot. He was silent for a long time before he said, "Don't talk about my mother." Just say me, why? Can you still get a divorce? ”

"Two situations, one is that you don't divorce after eight years from tonight, and your man will go ahead of you in the future, and you will remarry, because you are a person who can live, and it is not a matter to survive two men. Needless to say, the second case is not to be mentioned. You are divorced in the year of Bingzi. The year of Ding Mao has passed, so I won't talk about it. ”

"What year is Ding Mao?"

"The year before last."

"Smack." Another table sound. "You said that you are really accurate, I almost didn't get divorced the year before last, and I went to the civil affairs office, and my father came to scold me back." (To be continued......)