Chapter 160: After the First Yuan Night

Strange eyes, giving Li Zhou the feeling that he is a good person in Longyang, he was full of excitement, he couldn't stand Xiao Wu's ambiguous eyes, and looked at himself with an expression, as if he was already the food in his mouth, Li Zhou kicked over, Xiao Wu was smart this time, and after standing very back, Li Zhou kicked over, couldn't reach his body, giggling, Li Zhou complained: "If you have anything to say, hurry up, young master, I don't have the mood to play with you." ”

"Xiao Wu, you leave him alone and tell Madame, what's going on?" Zhao Wanshuang glared at Li Zhou fiercely, if he didn't ask anything serious, he would say some messy nonsense, Li Zhou hid his face and smiled, seeing that Xiao Wu dared to laugh along, isn't this clearly mocking him? Li Zhou stared at him coldly, Xiao Wu turned his head to look at Zhao Wanshuang, ignored Li Zhou's eyes, and said, "Madam, something is wrong, the word has been spread crazy outside, and there is no one in the streets and alleys who doesn't know the word, what should I do?" Madam. ”

Helpless, helplessly looked at Zhao Wanshuang, Zhao Wanshuang was not in a hurry, pressed down, Xiao Wu didn't have the mood to calm down, this is a big thing, I can't help but be in a hurry, Zhao Wanshuang saw that Xiao Wu was even more nervous, and said loudly: "Xiao Wu, how are the rumors outside?" ”

Xiao Wu hesitated and glanced at Li Zhou, and stopped talking, Li Zhou saw a trace of bad in Xiao Wu's eyes, and was about to stop it, Zhao Wanshuang pressed his hand, and Wanrong also followed up to suppress it, the eldest lady had an order, and had to follow, giving Li Zhou an apologetic look, and the whole body pressed on Li Zhou's body, Li Zhou wondered, he usually wants to be treated like this, but he refuses to live or die, I don't want anything today, you have to come up, is this teasing him?

The body couldn't move, Li Zhou couldn't stop Xiao Wu, Zhao Wanshuang took advantage of your illness to kill you, stared at Xiao Wu condescendingly, and said, "Xiao Wu, tell the truth." ”

Xiao Wu no longer looked at Li Zhou, thinking that he had been controlled, taking the lesser of two evils, and after hesitating for a while, Xiao Wu had a judgment, greeted Zhao Wanshuang with a smile, and said flatteringly: "Madame has an order, and the little one must know everything and say everything." ”

Zhao Wanshuang bowed slightly, she appreciated Xiao Wu's attitude and understanding of current affairs very much, pinched Li Zhou's arm in her hand and pressed on him, no matter how turbulent her waves were, Li Zhou's eyes moved up and down, unable to concentrate, Li Zhou didn't dare to go through his face, and on the other side was Cao Wanrong, who was even more turbulent, mixed with him, and it was not easy to deal with.

"It seems that I was born with such a fate."

There is joy in the emotion, and there is a little excitement in the joy, which is mixed with endless enjoyment, and it is best to go on like this, never to stop, but unfortunately, things always change.

Xiao Wu recovered his mood, pointed outside, and swallowed a mouthful of spit: "Madam, you don't know, there has been a crazy word outside, and I am not discussing this word in the entire Chang'an market, and this word is the poem "Qingyu Case Yuan Xi" that Mrs. asked Xiao to inquire about, it is said that the authentic work is treasured in the hands of Miss Yan Lingbin, but it is precious." ”

"And, from what I've heard, I've heard that the font of that word is really bad? Crooked and slanted, full ten is written by a child who has not yet read, and it is said that it is even more ugly than the small one, but it's a pity that the small one doesn't have the opportunity to see the real thing, hey. When Xiao Wu said this, his eyebrows flew and his hands danced, it seemed that he had finally found a person who was even uglier than his writing, a chess opponent, a fellow practitioner, a confidant!!

"Giggles"

"Giggles"

"Haha."

"Haha......."

At first, he pursed his lips and smiled, and gradually couldn't help his smile, and began to make sounds, first Ke'er, then Qing'er, Zhao Wanshuang, Cao Wanrong, laughed out loud, the voice was beautiful and harsh, at least it was like this in Li Zhou's ears, wanton laughter, laughing so much that Xiao Wu was full of fog, did he say something wrong? Why do ladies laugh so much?

Xiao Wu looked at the laughing girls in vain, and when he turned around, Li Zhou's tense and extremely angry face in his eyes caught him, he was startled, and asked weakly: "Young Master, why did your face turn dark?" Who has offended you? ”

The innocent face, the expression of not knowing anything, it seems that it was not him who made Li Zhou angry, Li Zhou's face became even darker, it is really unreasonable, you dare to say that this young master's words are ugly in front of this young master, you say that I don't matter behind my back, but you say in front of me, are you provoking me? Are you looking for death?

"Little Wu, haven't you been to the stables for a while? Why don't you try it today? ”

"Aha, that...... That one...... Why is the weather so good today? ”

Xiao Wu looked up at the sky, the sky completely covered by the roof, it was pitch black, he couldn't see anything, he could say such a thing so calmly? Are you sent by the monkeys to tease me?

"Get out."

Li Zhou kicked over angrily, Xiao Wu had already slipped away, leaving a sassy back for everyone, Zhao Wanshuang's smile still did not stop, and continued to say to Li Zhou: "Husband, your words are so ugly, they are even uglier than Xiao Wu's, ahaha, laugh at me, I can't help it, Wanrong, I can't help it, haha." ”

Zhao Wanshuang held Wanrong with one hand, Wanrong pursed her lips and smiled, it is indeed a little ugly, but it can't be uglier than Xiao Wu's, right? They have seen Xiao Wu's words, and they can't see that it is a word at all, a simple word, but it will be deformed in his hands, and it will be a semicircle in an instant, you can imagine how unbearable it is.

"Husband, I really don't want to laugh, but I really can't help it, ahahahaha."

Zhao Wanshuang laughed to her heart's content, and Wanrong, who couldn't help it, laughed out loud, Ke'er, who had seen Li Zhouzi, was no longer excited, no more mocking laughter, standing there, recalling the moment when she was shy last night, and she couldn't wait to find a hole to get into, the two ladies were actually listening to the corner of the wall, and she was shouting so loudly, it was really embarrassing, and she didn't have the face to see them.

Li Zhou is even more tragic, he was peeped at by them last night, and he still laughs at him like this today, are these two still his wives? Doesn't it mean that the women of the Tang Dynasty were very gentle, considerate, and understanding? Why are all the weird people coming to my house?

The violent Ke'er, the stupid Qing'er, the funny Zhao Wanshuang, sometimes normal, sometimes crazy like a monkey scurrying around, no matter how much she is admonished, she can't stop, she has to wait for herself to calm down, and it is normal to be graceful, but under the leadership of Zhao Wanshuang, she also began to be abnormal, doing some crazy things.

In a word, normal people have become abnormal, abnormal people are even more abnormal, that is, there is no normal person, as for Ximen Bei, then there is no need to say more, after disappearing last night, there is no trace, I don't know if something happened, or was hijacked, there is no news.

"Husband, did you really make that poem?"

Seeing it with my own eyes, watching Li Zhou write it word by word, it doesn't look like it's fake, but I can't see that this funny husband has such a ability, and can write such earth-shattering words that cry ghosts and gods, and disturb Chang'an to scare her friends, after thinking about it for a long time, she didn't come to a conclusion.

Li Zhou directly denied: "I didn't write it, how can your husband and I have such a literary style, this poem was left to me by a Taoist priest who passed by my house when I was a child, saying that it was to repay me for his kindness, young master, I have no advantages, I just like to help others, this is also my biggest shortcoming, people are too kind, no way, you all know." ”

Li Zhou said eloquently, his face was not red, his heart was not beating, as if this was the case, Li Zhou was greeted by a few pairs of white eyes, if Li Zhou was that kind of person, they didn't believe it, besides, when he was a child, Li Zhou lived in the palace, what Taoist people are so powerful, they don't even have to eat, and they can still go in and out of the palace, don't say it and say that others don't believe it, they all feel that Li Zhou is deceiving them.

"Husband...... Monarch....... ”

The coquettish voice, the delicate body leaning over, Zhao Wanshuang didn't care about the people around her, what the majesty of the eldest lady, the demeanor of the lady, the demeanor, at this moment, all disappeared, some were like little women, Li Zhou did not refuse, he took the grace around him, hugged left and right, and the two did not quarrel, this is the life that every man dreams of.

Three or two daughters-in-law, a few maids, there is nothing to tease, it is really a blessing in life.

"Really, you don't believe it, and I can't help it, husband." Li Zhou is a cold pig is not afraid of hot water, this is the case, no matter how you ask, it is the case, Zhao Wanshuang and the two were dumbfounded, staring at Li Zhou cutely, her eyebrows blinked, her eyes rolled, and sometimes she looked at Wanrong and asked, but there was no answer, and she looked at Ke'er again, Ke'er waved her hand and didn't know, Zhao Wanshuang's eyes fell on Li Zhou again.

"Husband!!

The coquettish voice softened Li Zhou's bones, his whole body was soft, without the slightest strength, and he replied softly: "Hey!!"

The long voice continued to stretch on, and the women were amused by Li Zhou's way of speaking, Li Zhou was so reckless, and there would be no result if they asked again, Zhao Wanshuang lay in Li Zhou's arms and muttered to herself: "

The east wind blooms thousands of trees at night, and blows down, and the stars are like rain.

The BMW carved car is full of incense, the sound of Feng Xiao moves, the pot light turns, and the fish and dragon dance all night.

The moth snow willow is golden, and the smile is full of dark fragrance.

The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, but the man was in the lamplight. ”

"Suddenly I looked back, but the man was in the dim light, that man? Husband, who were you looking for? Isn't it Miss Simon? ”

I have to say that a woman's intuition is really sensitive, as soon as she said it, Li Zhou's heart trembled, and he almost showed his stuffing, so he quickly covered it up and said: "Haha, I said that it was a word given to me by a Taoist, not written by me, don't think about anything in your little heads." ”

"I'm going to go, who said that my woman is stupid, no, she's so smart." Li Zhou thought so in his heart.