As for the picture on the mobile phone screen, let's not mention it, Zong Wangyue's taste is too unique!

Even with Dai Zhenan's ordinary temperament, he gave Zong Wangyue a thumbs up again and again, and said: "Brother Zongzi, thank you for eliminating harm to the flowers of the motherland." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"You know a basket!" Zong Wangyue looked like an old god, "Everyone's life is like a rainbow, you like your orange, and I love my red." ”

"It's already dark, where did you get the red?"

Wei Shuxian glanced at the black pearl on the mobile phone screen in your hand, and kept shaking his head and sighing.

At this time, you had already called Xiao Feng's phone, and after ringing for a while, Xiao Feng finally answered: "Hey, zongzi." ”

It is not difficult to hear from the voice that Xiao Feng's mood is not very high.

"What's wrong? It sounds like you've been abused. ”

Xiao Feng heard your voice at once, and asked in some surprise, "Xiao Yunyun, why are you?" You're back out in style? ”

"You are dashing, Lao Tzu almost died underground this time."

"Brother! I'm bitter, now it's more bitter than eating yellow lotus! Xiao Feng immediately complained, "You know what? Dude has lived for so long, and he has never been so disappointed as he is now. ”

"Hey, what's your situation now? Who made you eat Yellow Lotus? ”

"I ...... Lele, she ignored me. ”

"Rub! Lao Tzu thought there was something big wrong, it turned out to be this! You rolled your eyes in annoyance, and at this time, the three people around you pricked up their ears, all with gossip expressions on their faces.

Xiao Feng has always been an optimist in your eyes, the kind that will be covered by a quilt when the sky falls, who knew that this time he was actually made like this by Han Lele.

"You know a greedy call (greedy call, transliteration, Hokkien language, the meaning of small jj)!" Xiao Feng seemed to be drunk and began to talk nonsense, "Lao Tzu has never been tempted by a girl, even in the face of the goddess of martial arts, Lao Tzu is just pure appreciation, but Lele is different!" ”

"Okay, okay, I see, where are you now? How's it going? ”

"Me? I...... Now bare-fart, sitting on a sofa covered with bamboo mats, and drinking liquor with a milk tea cup, hey, hey, hey...... What do you think of me? ”

You look at the three people next to you, and there is surprise in your eyes.

"I can't see it, the madman usually looks like a fancy gesture, but I didn't expect this guy to be so affectionate." Zong Wangyue sighed.

Wei Shuxian frowned, and asked into his phone: "Hey, madman, what happened to you and Lele?" Didn't you still talk and laugh at noon yesterday? ”

As soon as this was mentioned, Xiao Feng's bitter voice came again: "Two hours ago, I booked a couple's restaurant for dinner. Halfway through the meal, she suddenly said to me, 'Do you remember what I told you that time?' ’”

You look at each other and continue listening.

"I reflexively said, 'Which time?'. As a result, she directly threw me on the back of the head, you really don't remember, hmph, you really don't love me anymore. Then, with his bag in hand, he left. I...... I still don't understand, where did I say the wrong thing? Also, she said that time, which time was it? ”

Zong Wangyue patted his thigh: "Nima! Women make trouble, and even God can't stop them! ”

Hearing this, he couldn't help but sigh lightly and said, "You, you're still too tender." Didn't I say before, don't try to reason with women? Do you think, a creature that bleeds seven days a month and doesn't die is an existence against the sky on this planet! ”

The people next to him nodded one after another.

You go on to say, "It has been scientifically proven that women are second only to Van Gogh in their imagination when they use their intuition, and their IQ when they catch rape is second only to Einstein!" ”

Zong Wangyue added: "A woman's combat power when she is angry is second only to Ultraman, and when a woman is crazy, her danger is second only to that of a Tibetan mastiff!" ”

Wei Shuxian picked up a large piece of beef and stuffed it into Zong Wangyue's mouth: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" ”

You said to Xiao Feng: "Crazy, give up resistance, you can't afford to provoke this creature, a proper compromise may have more surprises, and this is the only way out." ”

Xiao Feng seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and asked, "What now?" ”

"What else can I do? Call her, text her, and if she doesn't reply, go to her dorm downstairs and kneel until she says yes! ”

"No, it's not, that's embarrassing."

You can already imagine Xiao Feng's cheap expression.

"Are you embarrassed now? When she gives birth to a baby for you, how can you not think about how painful she must be? You said earnestly, "Brother tells you that in front of the woman you love, what kind of cheekiness and dignity you have, it's all ****!" ”

"Okay, I'll go right away!"

"Wait!"

"What else? Leadership. Xiao Feng's attitude immediately changed 180 degrees.

"Inform everyone that we will meet at headquarters at six o'clock tonight, we have a meeting."

"Okay!"

You hung up the phone and found that Wei Shuxian and the three of them gave you a thumbs up!

"Boss, high! In a few words, the madman's dilemma was solved. Zong Wangyue's sycophant was the first to shoot over.

Wei Shuxian said with a puzzled tone: "How do I feel that you have brought him to a point of no return." ”

"Feelings are a point of no return in themselves, and whether to go or not depends on the person himself. Of course, the madman also knows, but he has accepted a little, for some people with strong self-esteem, maybe apologizing to a girl is a wagging tail and begging for mercy, but once he is really caught in it, he will not think like this. ”

With that, you stood up and paid for the food of the four people: "Let's go, we have to go and meet that old man for a while." ”

Qingjiang Lane is an old alley, but it is not narrow, on the contrary, it is quite wide, although there are no cars on both sides of the road, but there are some shops open, and there are some residents coming and going.

Ma Laodao sat under a large osmanthus tree in the middle of the alley, with a small folding table in front of him, and a banner hanging next to him,—— "Measuring words and fortunes to know life before and after".

"Hey, you know it's a god stick at a glance!"

Zong Wangyue said disdainfully.

You didn't say much, after all, your mother raised you so much because of the money she earned through such an unacceptable special profession over the years.

"Ouch, four distinguished guests are coming, and they are not far away."

As soon as Ma Laodao saw the four of you, he hurriedly got up and greeted you.

You looked at Ma Laodao and asked, "What kind of algorithm is your fortune teller?" ”