Zhao Yunxi, who had just said goodbye to his girlfriend, felt that something was wrong as soon as he stepped into the bedroom door. Under normal circumstances, Gu Jie's kid would leave a wall lamp for himself, but there are almost no cases where he goes to bed early like tonight and doesn't leave a lamp.

Although they have only lived together for a few months, Zhao Yunxi knows very well that his nerdy roommate's schedule has reached a state of paranoid compliance, except for the emergency incident of his boss's cat last time, there has been no situation like now when he started school. And tonight there are dark clouds and the wind is blowing very strongly, and it looks like it is going to rain heavily. As if the door of the sun had not been closed, the wind was whistling into the house, and the day, which had been hot for several days, looked like it was going to cool down again.

"This grandpa boy is really, the friendship meeting is approaching, so he is so excited that he even forgot to close the door."

Zhao Yunxi smacked her lips, remembering the topic that her girlfriend had recently mentioned to herself, and thinking about the future while smearing and looking for a switch. He and Xiao Yu will definitely get married in the future, and they can take good care of Xiao Yu while they move out and live together now.

That guy doesn't have to hide in the curtain every time, and secretly make her fluffy cute ornaments with the lamp on, which hurts her eyes too much. Although I persuaded that guy to disclose this girl's hobby will not affect her image as a handsome royal sister, but the funny guy has to maintain her image......

Zhao Yunxi, who was pondering, didn't notice that there was any weird and deep gaze behind him, like a few flying knives, sweeping him from beginning to end.

The wind outside the window was blowing more and more violently, and Zhao Yunxi, who was wearing a jacket, couldn't help but feel cold behind him, but fortunately he finally touched the switch button on the wall, and before he could open it, something as fast as a beast pressed him down on the bed.

Could it be Xiao Yu's night attack?!!

Quite possibly!! The funny guy has always been like this wave to fly, and he doesn't think about this as a boys' dormitory at all!! What □□ attack...... I'm not a girl, I don't have to do it on myself, no, I have to be calm, I must warn Xiao Yu that guy that his nerdy and sullen roommate is still there!!

But! The guy who attacked himself didn't have the special faint sweet scent of Xiao Yu shampoo......

"No, you're not Xiao Yu?! Who is it!! Such a surprise attack! Do you want to stage a ghost movie or a demon movie! ”

Zhao Yunxi broke free from the other party's hand with his backhand, but saw a strange light coming towards him again, and rushed like a mad dog with red eyes and recklessly.

"Smack-" Zhao Yunxi turned on the light, grabbed the guy who was running wildly and sneaked up with one hand, and looked down.

Come on, my sullen nerdy roommate has red eyes, and I don't know whether he is angry or crying, and his face is gloomy. Although he still has a paralyzed face, he can still see the despair and bleakness of life from the eyes of the two people who have no love and only want to die, as well as a trace of hatred when he looks at himself?

"Tell me, what's going on?"

Zhao Yunxi sat on the edge of the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, looking at the miserable mad dog roommate, and sighed helplessly. It's not that he wants to be called a central air conditioner, but he just thinks that he can pull a handful and pull a handful and help a handful, and over time he knows more people.

I can be considered to have figured out this guy's habits, and there are few things that can really bother this sullen nerd, but if this guy is really troubled by something, it means that this matter is really important to him. I've never seen this calm and rational guy so anxious before preparing for the Japanese translation certificate, and I've seen this guy's pile of certificate boxes, and it's like a research maniac, and this kid still thinks that his certification is just a drop in the sea of learning, strange guy......

"If you don't say the reason for the sneak attack, I will disqualify you from the sorority conference." Zhao Yunxi smiled wickedly, and he didn't believe that he couldn't grasp this kid's handle.

“…… Because you picked me up, I was blocked by the person I liked. ”

Gu Fu spoke, and it was rare to express the cause and effect of the matter clearly.

"Ah, what happened last time............ Really, blocked, blocked? ”

Zhao Yunxi covered his eyes speechlessly, because he liked it, he blocked other people's hearts, and the top of his heart was too small. When he gloated and praised his girlfriend Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu also handsomely fought back to tease him.

"Yes, that's my favorite person!" Gu Fu's expression was gloomy and hideous, and he couldn't wait to kill the roommate in front of him as soon as possible. There is always a group of pig friends around the protagonist who are holding back, but they are still useful, and they must be patient and patient!! Think about next week's networking conference......

"Which girl from this school? You say, which department, buddy will help you explain and explain. But you kid looks honest on the surface, but you're actually quite ready to move! While agreeing to participate in the friendship, I like other people, tsk. Is this to keep the single dog risk to a certain limit? Zhao Yunxi smiled kindly.

"Only, not yet!"

Gu Fu was a little helpless nesting beside the bed, was it the first time he had confessed to the Crow God like a three-dimensional person just now?!! Wow wow, wow, the secret of his sullen otaku was almost stabbed out, but how to explain to his roommate that what he likes is not the person around him? I'm not the kind of scumbag who eats in the pot and looks at the pot, and just now Yun Jue CV has exploded the photo of the crow god, although there is only one hand, but there is no doubt about it!

I have liked the god of the painter world for more than four years, the crow, is a man!!

Gu Wei had also guessed that the crow would be a man before, and even he imagined that it would be a greasy uncle with a beer belly. After all, painting skills also have to rely on practice to make perfect, otherwise no matter how much talent and creativity there is, they can only be lustful in their minds ♂, and they can't be 100% expressed their charm on paper. And almost all of the CG drawings are good men, Gu Fu has read relevant books in the library of S University, with photos of those artists and brief introductions, almost all of them are uncles with black-framed glasses and unshaven beards.

My heart is both conflicted and complicated, maybe it's the reason why the pink lo girl pretended to be her preconceived notion during the live broadcast...... If it was the first time I was told that it was a man, I wouldn't be as hard to accept as I am now.

Gu Fu was at war in his mind, while swiping Weibo to watch the wave after wave of sunspots who were mistaken for girls because of the live broadcast of the small skirt being mistaken for a girl's incident, frantically swiping the screen under Yun Jue and the crow god's Weibo, and even some people were blocked, and the new hatred and old hatred were sandwiched together, and passers-by turned black, pink turned black, and so on.

In the past, Gu Fu always put on his trumpet vest and led a group of brainless fans to fight with the sunspots. But now, he feels that he is a mad dog who has fallen out of favor and been locked up in a small black room, and he can't get out of the established fact that he was blocked and the news that the great god is a man. turned off the light, and lay on the bed without understanding any philosophical truths, but felt that his roommate's words last night were quite encouraging and praised himself, yes, it was the central air conditioner that fanned the flames and he would be blacked out......

So, there was the scene where Gu Fu attacked Zhao Yunxi before.

"What the hell are you surprised about? Could it be that the person you kid likes is from the art academy next door, that's okay, I can also help you kid explain it clearly. ”

Zhao Yunxi looked at the other party in surprise for a moment, his eyes were completely confused, and he didn't know what he was thinking about. Today's young people are too honest on the surface, and they are not as mature and stable as they are in their feelings......

"It's an online ......"

"I don't seem to see it, Grandie, you're quite trendy, aren't you, engaging in online dating?!" Zhao Yunxi sat in a row with Gu Fu with a smile on his face, and even patted Gu Jie's shoulder with encouragement.

“…………”

Zhao Yunxi couldn't help but have a plan when he saw his sullen roommate ignoring him. However, he is a person who likes to watch the excitement, and solving problems in a bland way is not meaningful in life education. Bumpy and misguided roads and twists and turns are the true meaning of life.

"If you're too embarrassed to say it, why don't you ask for help anonymously online?"

"Help?!" Gu Fu looked up a little confused, he went to □□ Qun today to beg for it, but no one could solve the problem of the century.

"Tut, see that you are still a low-headed clan, there are many strange people and anecdotes there, and you will definitely have something new if you go there to ask for help." Zhao Yunxi looked at the paralyzed young man on the other side staring at him with a dark face and disbelief, and shrugged helplessly and promised, "If it doesn't work, I'll be responsible to the end!" ”

"Really, really?! If it doesn't work, will you be responsible?? "Gu Wei knows that Zhongzhongwang is also very famous, but he has never been a little hesitant in this place. But isn't it better for no one to know about themselves?! What a chance!!

Zhao Yunxi looked at Gu Jie's godless eyes and instantly lit up, and couldn't help laughing, this kid is still too naïve→ →. This trick is nothing more than a delaying ploy!

"Okay, okay, the problem is perfectly solved. Take a shower and go to bed early, don't you still have classes tomorrow morning? Zhao Yunxi pretended to yawn and pushed Gu Fu into the toilet.

Hahahaha, it only takes a few days for me and my girlfriend to go to Zhongzhong.com to see how that group of netizens can give advice to this stupid nerd, and I feel like a rowing boat when I think about it~ Zhao Yunxi even applauded, not that he didn't want to help, but that since it was an online matter, wouldn't it be better to ask for help from almighty netizens?! It's really not that he thinks he's too bored and has a bad idea~

When I looked down, I saw that there were two small bags of biscuits on the table, which looked delicate and small, neatly cut into cubes. I opened the bag after saying hello to the toilet, and there was a little smell of strawberry jam, although I didn't like sweet, I was really a little hungry, so try two pieces.

"Click." Biting down two biscuits, the rich taste quickly occupied the entire mouth, Zhao Yunxi was about to feel the delicious taste on the tip of his tongue, but he didn't expect a strange disgusting and sticky sauce to fill his teeth, and he couldn't spit it out if he wanted to, but he swallowed it unconsciously, but it set off a wave of stomach acid...... Vomit, so disgusting, stomach hurts, stomach acid is surging for a while, I want to vomit!!

As soon as Gu Fu came out, he saw his roommate who was foaming at the mouth and collapsed to the ground, the central air-conditioning roommate had twitching hands and feet, covering his stomach with his right hand, muttering something in a delirious way, leaning over and listening-

There was no sound anymore.