Chapter 111 is so funny

The leader left, and it was almost time to have lunch, so Wu Xiao ran again with a puddle of wild water chestnuts and picked a handful. Build an earthen kiln by yourself, put the water chestnut into the earthen kiln when it is red, go back to the village to eat, and the water chestnut is fragrant enough when you come back.

"It's okay, can't you be sooner?" Song Chunhua's meal was already ready, and he finally watched him walk past the door, and he was coquettish in the yard.

"Who's okay." Wu Xiao said with a smile, opening the door of her broken house, Song Chunhua was already following behind with a small pot of white porridge.

The two actually live like a young couple, but they are afraid that people will see them. Song Chunhua is responsible for every meal, and there is a lot of scenery inside the male protagonist and the female protagonist.

"You haven't eaten yet?" Wu Xiao looked at the white porridge in the small pot, enough for the two of them to share and asked.

"Let's eat together when you come." As soon as Song Chunhua said it, she didn't care about anything, she kissed him before she ate. Then he smiled with his little mouth and his eyes twinkled delicately, and picked up the bowl of porridge.

"Why are you so happy, because watermelons are valuable?" Wu Xiao sat down on the bamboo chair and smiled.

Song Chunhua laughed again, he was right. However, if she can make out a little like this every day when she eats, she is willing to live poorly.

"Eat." Song Chunhua put a bowl of porridge in front of Wu Xiao and sat down herself: "The leader is here, what are you talking about?" ”

"What can be said is nothing more than turning left and right to see, and a few more words are called instructions." Wu Xiao said, picked up the bowl and "gurgling" sounded continuously, and the white porridge was missing half a bowl.

"Hey!" Song Chunhua laughed quietly and Danfeng's eyes were angry: "Eat slowly, I'm afraid I'll eat with me for too long?" As he spoke, he picked up a little pickle and fried ginger with chopsticks and put it in his bowl.

"Hey, you're the richest man in the village now, that's all you need to eat?" Wu Xiao's expression was also miserable when she ate a piece of pickle, she was a rich sister in the countryside with hundreds of thousands.

"In our village, what can you buy with money?" As soon as Song Chunhua said, she opened her small mouth and leaned on the side of the bowl.

Wu Xiao nodded, there is money and nothing to buy, this is also a tragedy in life. Swallowing the pickles, he also said: "Don't worry, if our village can get rich, the road will be repaired, and there will naturally be businessmen running to us." ”

Song Chunhua smiled and wanted to speak, but heard his mobile phone ringing on the small table.

"Damn! It's Boss Zhang in the city who underwrites our bayberry. Wu Xiao looked at the caller number and said, picked up the phone and said, "Hey! ”

"Manager Wu, hehe, long time no see."

"Boss Zhang, do you want our watermelon?" Wu Xiao is direct.

"Hey, Manager Wu, you're not a friend enough, if it weren't for last night's TV show, I wouldn't know you had watermelons." After Boss Zhang finished speaking, he said "hey, hey, hey" again: "I'm in your company." ”

"Oh! I'll hurry up. Wu Xiaoyi said, stood up and smiled at Song Chunhua, if you don't go, you have to go.

Song Chunhua raised her small mouth, and finally had a meal with him, but she couldn't eat it.

Wu Xiao is happy, and the advertising effect of the provincial TV station has appeared.

"Boss Zhang, have you eaten?" Wu Xiao looked at Boss Zhang standing by the bamboo forest in front of the thatched hut from afar, and greeted him loudly with a smile.

"Hehe, let's go, I'll treat you to dinner." Boss Zhang also shouted with a smile.

"No, you don't! Please eat something you shouldn't have eaten yet. Wu Xiao said with a smile, walking to the edge of the thatched hut, the old acquaintance didn't need to shake hands, picked up the hoe, and turned over to the earthen kiln with soil.

"Wow, you're really interested." Boss Zhang looked at a pile of wild water chestnuts and smiled.

"Eat!" Wu Xiao grabbed a few water chestnuts and threw them to the edge of the bamboo forest, so that it would be more rustic to eat.

"Delicious!" Boss Zhang ate one, and quickly praised it before asking, "Is there a lot of this thing?" ”

Wu Xiao put down the hoe and was happy while lighting the fire and preparing to make tea. In the head of this boss, they want everything.

"No, there's just a puddle." As soon as Wu Xiao said, he picked up the water chestnut from the ground and ate it.

"Your watermelons, hehe!" Boss Zhang knows that Wu Xiao is a cheerful person, needless to say, it sounds good.

Wu Xiao nodded: "We only have one acre of land, and we all sell it to the provincial capital, if there is, you won't know." ”

"Hey, less is fine." Boss Zhang is here, so there is a reason for nothing.

Wu Xiao laughed again, the sales channels in the city, of course he didn't want to give up, after all, it was a prefecture-level city: "That's okay." ”

"Others may come again, can it be exclusive?" Boss Zhang's eyes flashed with a hint of businessman's cunning.

Of course, Wu Xiao doesn't want to give it to others, the provincial city is the main channel, not to mention Bai Xue. laughed again: "If it's you, it's exclusive!" ”

"Good! Tomorrow I will send a car, not too many, just ten. Boss Zhang was so fat that his face was red. For him, although there are not many watermelons in Fairview Village, it is enough to have them, and he can maintain his reputation for this product.

"Hehe, someone has come to the door again, you Manager Wu, it has become the emperor's business." Boss Zhang pointed to the side of the road and said with a smile. When other merchants came, he left.

Damn, Wu Xiao thinks it's so funny. He didn't know the people who came, and he listened to the accent from the city.

Nima! There are more and more funny things, I think I drove here from the city in the morning, and the time was about the same. At noon, at least a dozen people who were engaged in the fruit business all ran to Splendid Village. Although they were all disappointed, there were more than a dozen boxes of tea leaves thrown in the hut.

Wu Xiao really can't help it, the tea will be collected as soon as it is collected, and these businessmen will be familiar with each other. If the business is not benevolent, he will be the big one in the future.

"Wow, you're the emperor's business?" Li Xianghong was the first to run here after eating, and shouted when she looked at more than a dozen boxes of tea.

"Hehe, this is the only thing that is unique, and you can't be the emperor if you don't want to." Wu Xiao smiled heartily, there were still water chestnuts on the ground, picked up one and ate it.

Li Xianghong's eyes looked at the ground, and he smiled again. This guy is so lazy, he has water chestnuts thrown on the ground, and he is not even lazy to put anything in it.

The beauty also sat next to Wu Xiao, picked up a water chestnut, and bit it in half before she could eat the meat.

"Hey, there's someone coming, don't sit like this." Wu Xiao hurriedly issued a notice.

This beauty likes to be cool, and she shouldn't open her knees when she sits on the floor in a short skirt. Although it has a substantial relationship with her, the plump silhouette is heart-scratching when it looks like.

Li Xianghong's eyes also slipped to the village, isn't it Yang Caixia, what's so scary.

"Hey, will it have an effect on what you complained about with the leader in the morning?" Li Xianghong asked while peeling off the shell of the water chestnut.

"You ask me, who do I ask?" Wu Xiao said and yawned, in the middle of summer, the bamboo forest is really shady, and I really want to sleep. Looking at Yang Caixia who came over, this little daughter-in-law was also cool, and she was actually wearing a skirt bought in the provincial capital, but it was five minutes long.

"Brother Wu Xiao!" Yang Caixia said with a smile, she is wearing a skirt today, and she has not been praised by anyone.

Li Xianghong's small mouth cracked, indicating that this nineteen-year-old daughter-in-law was really numb by calling her brother.

"Let's eat water chestnuts, it's so beautiful!" Wu Xiao even said with praise, although the calf below the knee of this little beauty, although there is a faint scar, it is small, straight and fair-skinned, beautiful and pure.

"Don't crouch." The little daughter-in-law smiled and was about to squat down, Wu Xiao hurriedly reminded.

"Wow!" Li Xianghong couldn't help laughing, and her round eyes were also angry at this buddy, don't speak so directly, okay.

Yang Caixia didn't care, squatted down and lifted her skirt first, reached out and grabbed a water chestnut and bit it.

"Pounce!" Kiss her stupid husband, it's okay like this? This first mentions the skirt and then squats down, the nineteen-year-old silhouette turns out to be quite beautiful. A slightly wrinkled pink, very sorry for Wu Xiao's eyes.

"Hey, hey!" Li Xianghong suddenly screamed, and reached out to pat Wu Xiao's arm.

"What a shot." Wu Xiao also whispered, this is completely Yang Caixia's inattention, it is not his fault, in fact, she is not wrong.

"Who are those?" Li Xianghong raised her chin to the side of the road and said.

Depend on! Wu Xiao also stood up quite happily, it was so funny. There were two motorcycles driving towards the village, and behind the one in front of them, there was a pile of meat, who else was not the director of telecommunications.

"It's the Director of Telecommunications." Wu Xiao said and sat down again. If he guessed correctly, it was the effect of the unhappy leader in the morning. Paralyzed, this kind of person is like that.

"Why are you still sitting down?" Li Xianghong asked with a wink.

"Let them come to me, hehe, it's funny." Wu Xiao said that he made tea again and ate water chestnuts, the day before yesterday he was the door of the master's family, and today he came by himself, and it is stupid to pretend not to pretend.

"Stop, stop!" The director of the telecommunications bureau, who was sitting behind the motorcycle, suddenly found that under the lychee tree at the entrance of the village, a buddy with drooling at the corner of his mouth was laughing, and as soon as the motorcycle stopped, he asked Yang Caixia's husband about Wu Xiao.

Wu ...... Xiao, he is with my wife, in a hut. The fool was drooling, but he didn't stutter much.

The director of telecommunications almost vomited three liters of blood, damn, it turned out that Wu Xiao was holding someone else's wife and taking a nap in the hut. With such a fat body, he had to walk along the edge of the ditch to the hut.

"Hey, Manager Wu!" The director of the telecommunications bureau walked twenty or thirty meters, saw Wu Xiao sitting with two women, and hurriedly greeted him.

"Oh, oops! What are you doing here? Wu Xiao also greeted but did not salute, and took another sip of tea before standing up.

"Oh, what a view!" The chief smiled with a fleshy face, and his hand was stretched out.

Wu Xiao also stretched out his hand, and only after shaking it did he ask, "Is there something wrong?" ”

Damn! The director secretly cursed, with the information he knew, this guy fired at him in front of Leader Hong in the morning, and only the leader's secretary directly called his office, but now he is still pretending to be stupid. If it weren't for the unhappy leader, he wouldn't want to run to such a broken place.

"Manager Wu, the economic development of your village is relatively fast, and you need an e-commerce platform more." The director still said with a smile.

Yes! Aiming at people who are too fat and don't kill people, Wu Xiao still asked him to sit under the bamboo, drink tea and talk slowly.

The director drank two sips of tea, and listened to Wu Xiao's words, and his blood pressure really increased.

With the director's idea, he was very afraid of coming here to make a change of leadership, and then he could just pull a network cable. But I don't want this guy, and I want the whole village to install telephones, so I have to pull the fiber optic cable horizontally and vertically.

"Now that we're building roads, it's easy for you to pull fiber optic cables, and you don't have to dig the ground." Wu Xiao's tone seemed to be taking advantage of him.

Damn! The director's small eyes blinked, and he could only nod, and rushed over, and the manager of the town's business hall explained: "Just pull the fiber optic cable." ”

"It's faster, I'm in a hurry." Wu Xiao said to the manager.

"Tomorrow." The manager of the town's business hall also laughed, and as long as the leader explained them, they would do so.

The director of the telecommunications bureau didn't want to sit for a long time, so he hurriedly slipped away after five or six minutes. In this kind of broken place, he ran more than two kilometers on a motorcycle, his butt hurt, and he had to sit back again.

Wu Xiao is happy, things are so funny, this director is self-inflicted. It was originally a simple and open matter, and it had to wait for the leader to be unhappy. Just this kind of person, ten of him don't bird five pairs.

"I went to the county seat to buy a computer." Wu Xiaoshuang hurriedly ran to the village and rode a broken motorcycle.

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