Chapter 1334: What Use Do I Want This Iron Rod?
I looked at Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong in amazement, these two goods brought Sun Wukong to great health care, and it is estimated that it is the first time in a lifetime!
If it spreads, the Yin and Yang Realm will have to fry.
The King of Ten Thousand Demons of the Tang Dynasty! Dare to compete with the super tiger of the underworld! A superstar who is active in TV dramas and movies!
I was almost taken to the club by these two goods and was ruined by the flower girl!
Just thinking about this thing feels too exciting!
It's also thanks to Sun Wukong's concentration that is good enough, if you can't hold it and be paralyzed, it's super big news!
"Groove, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, put on a song." Li Ergou glared at Sun Wukong, got up and pulled Jin Dazhong to sit in front of the computer and tinkered.
I looked confused, turned my head and asked Qi Tian: "You didn't tell Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong?" ”
"Nope." Qi Tian smiled: "Sun Wukong has lost his memory." ”
Amnesia?
I was stunned for a moment, and turned my head to look at Sun Wukong with an aggrieved face, yes, no wonder the dignified King of Ten Thousand Demons will be taken to the club for health care by Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong, I don't remember anything.
But as Sun Wukong looks like he is now, the whole thing is a stunted guy, who can connect him with the King of Ten Thousand Demons?
If it weren't for Qi Tian's reminder, I wouldn't have recognized it, let alone Li Ergou and Kim Dae-jung.
Fortunately, Sun Wukong had amnesia, otherwise Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong would have dragged him to the club, and it is estimated that the club would have been blown up.
I looked at Sun Wukong, to be honest, when I watched him and Huang Quan shake hard before, I felt that he was quite good, at least very close to the image in the movie.
But looking at this guy now, the whole thing is like a mentally retarded teenager who is stunted and stunned, this gap is too special!
However, Sun Wukong's soul has been scattered for so many years, and he doesn't know anything about the outside, and now he has lost even his original memory, and it is normal to become a mentally retarded teenager.
"Big brother, why are you staring at me?" Sun Wukong looked at me resentfully.
"You call me big brother?" I immediately grinned, damn, if it weren't for Qi Tian Li Ergou Jin Dazhong and them, I would have to jump eight feet high.
Ya, the two worlds of yin and yang, who has me to hang?
Monkey King is Lao Tzu's younger brother, Yaya's legs, there is such a tiger brother, Lao Tzu can go out sideways in the future, and he dares not to give money when he goes to the restaurant!
Those immortals, corpse king Zhengde or something, Lao Tzu didn't pay attention to it at all, and directly sent Wukong's little brother out of the horse, and killed him with a stick!
Thinking about it, I looked at Qi Tian excitedly: "Qi Dashuai, do you think I am hanging?" ”
"Don't look." Qi Tian replied without raising his head.
I froze in place all of a sudden: "Groove, when did your special mother learn to drive without saying a word?" ”
As soon as the words fell, suddenly, a burst of music sounded in the living room, it was Dai Quan's "Wukong".
I subconsciously looked at Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong, could it be that these two boys know the identity of Sun Wukong? Deliberately put this song out to make a sycophant?
Just thinking about it, Dai Quan's singing in the computer rang out, and Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong, who were sitting in front of the computer, blushed, as if they were holding back a lot of energy, and glanced at the mentally handicapped teenager Sun Wukong from time to time.
When it was almost time to refrain from the chorus, Li Ergou, the kid, suddenly shouted at Sun Wukong: "Sun Xiaoer, listen to your special mother!" ”
"Sun Xiaoer?" I looked at Qi Tian suspiciously, he explained with a smile: "I only told Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong Sun Wukong's surname Sun, and I happened to meet Sun Wukong when he woke up, and he called you big brother as soon as he saw you, and then Li Ergou took a twitch, and he had Sun Xiaoer's name." ”
The corners of my mouth twitched, paralyzed, dignified Monkey King, stunned to be made like this, and I don't know what it will be like when Sun Wukong's memory is restored, knowing this situation!
"Okay, Brother Dog." Sun Wukong answered, sat next to me, and looked at Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong intently.
At this moment, the pitch of the music suddenly rose, and Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong were as if they were having a convulsion, and they trembled suddenly, and howled loudly as if killing a pig: "What is the use of wanting this iron rod?" What if I have this change? Still don't * lift! Or premature ejaculation! The golden hoop is the head, and the sister is in tears......"
I was caught off guard, poofed and sat on the ground, my brain was down, paralyzed, what about these two things?
Qi Dashuai on the side didn't react, he coughed violently from being stimulated, and his face was flushed.
I was stunned, and looked at Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong in a daze, these two goods are also lucky enough, if Sun Wukong still has memory, it is estimated that as soon as their songs are out, Sun Wukong can directly teach them to be people with iron rods.
"Big brother, what do you mean by not lifting and premature ejaculation?" I was frightened, and Sun Wukong next to me suddenly flickered with big eyes and looked at me blankly.
I was stunned because I lost my temper when he asked him, ya, why did the amnesiac Monkey King still sell cute?
But now that Sun Wukong has become like this, I can't teach him in the direction of obscenity, right? After thinking about it, I explained to him: "Xiao Er, you are still young, these two refer to a state that men show in a certain period, and when you grow up later, you will understand." ”
Sure enough, Sun Wukong, a mentally handicapped boy, nodded seriously "um", and then turned his head and shouted at Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong, shouting: "Brother Dog, Brother Monkey, sing so well, one more!" ”
I slapped it on the head, or how much more fun do mentally handicapped teenagers?
Brother Monkey, I don't know if Jin Dazhong knows that this guy is Sun Wukong, and he dares to respond to this title.
Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong are also upright enough, and they sang over and over again with their throats, and Sun Wukong, a cute "old man", was stunned to listen to it more and more energetically.
I couldn't bear to see Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong die like this, and I wanted to stop them when I got up, but Qi Dashuai suddenly grabbed me: "Let them sing, people can't be demolished." ”
"Damn, you've learned a lot this week!" I looked at Qi Tian in surprise, this guy has begun to learn to use Internet language, and before his soul is gone, this guy is still pretending to be cool with a paralyzed face all day long.
"People are going to become, and if you live again, you have to live differently." Qi Dashuai smiled and pulled me to sit down: "Listen to the song, it's still a good adaptation." ”
I was speechless for a while, and looked at Sun Wukong next to me worriedly, for fear that this guy would suddenly recover his memory with a brain twitch, and he would kill Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong, and when the time comes, Qi Tian and I together will probably not be able to stop it.
Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong sang for an hour, and finally stopped, the two came over panting, Jin Dazhong patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Little Er, the songs sung by Brother Monkey contain rich truths, do you understand?" ”
When I heard this, I immediately exploded, and without waiting for Sun Wukong to speak, I stood up and shouted at Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong: "Don't be a girl, you two can't afford to mess with this kid!" ”
Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong were stunned at the same time, and Li Ergou stared at me with his neck stalked: "Why can't you mess with me?" Could it be that the one surnamed Sun is the Monkey King? ”
Without waiting for me to reply, Li Ergou, this kid, lowered his head and smiled at Sun Wukong and said: "Xiao Er, I see that you listened to the two of us singing just now and listened to it very attentively, at first glance, you are a person with a level of appreciation, I am very satisfied, I will take you and your monkey brother to take you to the big health care again, give you two, whatever you want, it is really not okay for you and the flower girl to fight the landlord." ”