"Hey, what's wrong with your sullen roommate? Today's face is paralyzed, and there is no love in it, and there is no light in ...... eyes."

Xiao Yuyi whispered in the ear of her stupid boyfriend. Today, both of them came to this clothing store for the sake of this guy with facial paralysis to buy clothes for next month's friendship, and they still pushed the invitation of the president of the Mathematical Modeling Association to come.

"Uh, it's hard to put it into words......"

Zhao Yunxi glanced at his roommate who was about to turn into a wisp of light smoke and ascend to Xitian Bliss early, remembered yesterday's incident, and even remembered the obscene little yellow text he wrote ♂!! And the object of obscenity ♂ is still a big man......

And this audacious sullen roommate also wrote an extremely sensual stew and □□ with such a big man as a woman. Sure enough, has the sullen personality been suppressed for too long......

Xiao Yuyi didn't ask much. She has always been a person who has one thing to say and two to say, like Gu Jie, whose face is paralyzed and severe, but her mind is twisted and twisted, she can't understand it at all. If you like it, you like it, if you like it, you have to say it out loud, and if you hate it, you have to throw it away and walk away!!

This is how she decisively agreed to Ah Yun's confession, even though it was a critical moment in the third year of high school, even Ah Yun still occupied the school radio room and confessed to the whole school, and it also alarmed the parents of both sides and the teachers of the whole grade......

However, to like is to like!!

Of course, I will occasionally be a little twisted in the face of my stupid boyfriend, who is called stupid Ah Yun Sometimes he is unexpectedly handsome and stirring his heart. Xiao Yuyi blushed slightly, grabbed Zhao Yunxi's placket, and stared at Zhao Yunxi with beautiful eyes. It's as if she's a hunter, and this man who hooked her in high school with an ignorant heart is the prey......

Zhao Yunxi watched his stupid girlfriend's soft head squeezed into his arms, and couldn't help but feel a little uneasy, especially Xiao Yu looked at him so dependently. Those good-looking and moist eyes are full of reflections of his own appearance, this guy is rarely so soft and glutinous, and he usually pulls down his head and kisses him. It can be said that when it rises, it will become the kind of royal sister who kisses the madman, and when a bird like this is a person, he has to cherish this time......

Zhao Yunxi couldn't help but rub the soft hair of his stupid girlfriend, leaned over and rubbed it gently, and even kissed Xiao Yu's forehead like a dragonfly.

Xiao Yuyi's fawn jumped wildly, especially her boyfriend's kiss as light as a wing, which hooked her so much that her eyes were about to turn pink. I don't know why, I've been dating for so long, and the stupid face of my stupid boyfriend is always tired of looking at it, and I always can't control my heartbeat.

Seeing that her stupid boyfriend was about to leave after teasing herself, Xiao Yuyi was very dissatisfied, obviously arousing her own fire, but she was not ready to pour it! It's so damnable!!

Zhao Yunxi looked at the stupid girlfriend with a dissatisfied look on her face, and her expression of kissing if she was not enough, she couldn't help but cover her forehead helplessly, there were still people next to her!! Don't ignore such a big light bulb, and this kid with facial paralysis is still injured, go home and kiss it again.

"Haha...... It's okay, it's okay for you to kiss casually. Anyway, no matter how much the current dogs try to show off my dog eyes, they can't do it...... Anyway, my eyes can't see anything clearly, it's all gray and patchy, haha......"

Gu Fu leaned against the wall with a dejected face and whispered, his face turned black and blue, and the clerks around him couldn't help but bypass him and point.

"Hey, what's wrong with him?? Convulsions? When Xiao Yuyi looked at Gu Jie's miserable white and chapped face, she felt that she couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"This ...... Well, it's probably the psychological trauma caused by online violence, and the deep pain of love. Let him be alone......"

Zhao Yunxi has been an upright straight man for more than 20 years, and what happened last night, he will probably only encounter such a once in his life. The friends around him are all cheerful and social, if it weren't for Gu Fu and himself in the same dormitory, most of him would really never have been exposed to such interesting things in his life. If this matter of this guy is satisfactorily resolved, I will share this story with my girlfriend who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic~

"Ahh Wei Yanjing, you kid are also here to buy clothes? ”

Xiao Yuyi held Zhao Yunxi's arm and beckoned in a particularly chic and handsome manner. It felt like a gangster female boss summoning her younger brother, plus Xiao Yuyi has always worn a handsome and neat style, with long black straight black hair hanging down on her back, a pair of big red earrings hanging on her round earlobes, wearing black stockings, and a pair of fashionable and good-looking stiletto heels.

The aura of the royal sister is really overwhelming, and I don't know how Zhao Yunxi holds such a powerful aura, this is obviously the aura of the "boss's woman" or "the queen's boss". His central air-conditioning warm male roommate was set off like a little white face who was raised. I might have snickered before, but those things have nothing to do with me anymore......

Ahh How did my little yellow history get picked up......

Listen to my prayers, O Raven God. I'm young and frivolous and ignorant.,I've long forgotten that I wrote this little yellow article with which stupid sunspot I was angry with.,You adults have a lot.,Forget about it!! I'll still be your most loyal brain-dead fan, and the most proud rabid dog in your seat......

Hahaha, by the way, my mad dog trumpet hasn't been picked out yet, and I can still be the most venomous mad dog next to the crow......

However, his tuba is obviously so low-key for loyalty, and the little transparent fan prays for the god to look back inadvertently. My mad dog trumpet is to collect information and grasp more dynamics about the great god, but I didn't expect it to put the cart before the horse, and now the big one has been exposed, and the small trumpet has been recognized by so many fans of the great god......

it, I'm jealous of my own trumpet, what kind of god is this!! I regret not doing it, and I don't want to be fine in the future......

"Senior Gu Fu, what's wrong with him?"

Wei Yanjing happily asked a group of girls and clerks who were sticking to him, and apologized and said goodbye gently and kindly. With the unique aura of the queen of Xiao Yuyi, the women who are not as good as the vase will always retreat, after all, the nature of women is to compare love with the same sex. When I see a woman who is better than myself, I can't help but compare and then lose myself.

Besides, I don't buy clothes, and those clerks follow me, and it's not easy to take pictures myself, right? How expensive it is to buy clothes, it is better to accumulate them to become your own bed (gold coins)......

Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked over, I found Gu Wei standing in the corner with a painful face, his hands were weak and naturally drooping, and his clumsy head was unconsciously leaning against the wall, looking unlucky and stupid. But I don't know why if I look at it from a distance, I still think that this senior is serious, and others who don't know it will think that such a pedantic nerd is thinking about some difficult problem in this clothing store.

Zhao Yunxi has also gotten closer and closer to Gu Fu recently, and after being a life coach a few times, he found out that Gu Jie's cold facial paralysis shell was just to resist a lot of unnecessary interpersonal interactions for him, and in fact, he was still like a bear child who could play.

No, isn't the current world newspaper, which loves online violence and is called a mad dog by his fans, just a heel...... is still a super eighteen-forbidden ♂ □□, and he snapped ♂ more than once in one pose......

Even Zhiduoxing's own can't save this bear child who is flying in waves!! In this life, he can still help this guy solve a lot of troubles, but once he is out of the scope of his own power, especially in a virtual world like the Internet, no matter how much he is in the central air conditioning, he can't do anything about it!! 【Booth】

"Hey, you kid can't it be that the whole school came to buy clothes on the day of the friendship?!! Tsk, I didn't expect you to be quite sassy in your heart~"

Zhao Yunxi would never miss any opportunity to attack Wei Yanjing, after all, the two of them would often be compared together. And the worst thing is that he is often the one who is at a disadvantage, and this gentle and elegant young man always wins without caring and takes the crown.

Moreover, my girlfriend's boyfriend is MAX, and his popularity crushes him every minute. Presumably in the next year, the people of the post bar should have nothing to do with themselves......

"It just so happens that Ah Yun and I are also choosing clothes for his sullen roommate today," Xiao Yuyi strongly hooked back her boyfriend's neck and raised her chin at Gu Fu, but looking at a certain "dead thing", Xiao Yuyi couldn't help but hold her forehead, "Wei Yanjing, Sister Xiao Yu has something to discuss for you." ”

"Senior Sister Xiao, please speak." Wei Yanjing squinted and smiled with his hands □□ the seams of his pants.

He didn't come here to buy clothes, he had a low-handed sister who was ingenious and had a handle in his hand, and he was still studying fashion design. So why go shopping for clothes? Waste of coins spent in vain. Although he is not short of money at all now, and even a bit like a small rich man, how can the dragon dislike the lack of treasure and wealth......

"Ahem," Xiao Yuyi cleared her throat and pointed to Gu Jie, who was about to ascend to immortal on the corner of the wall, "You two are the signboard of this friendship party, and you also know that Gu Jie's kid looks as good as crossing a layer of holy light in combination with that photo, so can you have a matching ...... for your two outfits?"

"Yes, Senior Brother Wei, Gu Wei is actually looking forward to this friendship party." Zhao Yunxi didn't know what the stupid girlfriend had in mind, and she also sang and made up stories along with her girlfriend, "Look at that poor boy, as soon as he heard that he was going to appear with you as a signboard, he was stunned, and then he became such a puddle of dead corpses......"

"Really?"

Obviously, this person has known himself since he began, this senior named Gu Fu has never looked at his face, and even the last time he didn't vaccinate the cat at the animal husbandry station, he stared at his shoes and spoke, once he met his eyes, it was like seeing something with spicy eyes, and he immediately shifted his gaze, as if his face was as terrifying as blue and fangs......

Wei Yanjing smiled and walked straight to the paralyzed corpse, Zhao Yunxi was powerless to stop it, could it be that he still had to stop like an old mother and say don't touch my daughter? ? But knowing that this money-loving dragon is dangerous, if you don't remind your roommate who is now a piece of rotten meat, I'm afraid that even the body of the walking dead will be hit and collapsed......

When the time comes, the current student president of his school will definitely grab his placket, can't help but bully his teacher and destroy his ancestors, and beat him, the old master who brought him to the top, to death.

"Senior," Wei Yanjing leaned down and gently shook the young man with facial paralysis who had blank eyes and didn't know where to go, and his magnetic voice had a somewhat confusing ending, "Do you want a girlfriend who is obedient and lovely, especially gentle and healing?" ”

The voice seemed to be demonic, and in the darkness, Gu Jie's consciousness seemed to see a light in the distance, and the other side of the light sounded like a metaphor from heaven...... The voice asked itself again, do you want a gentle and healing girlfriend??

it, of course I want it!! Especially in this special period, the two-dimensional spirit is severely injured, if you have a girlfriend, you may grit your teeth and quit the circle?!! Maybe you can forget the black history of jì after leaving the group......

"Think...... I want a girlfriend! I don't want to think about those black histories......"

When Gu Fu ran towards that light, he instantly came back to his senses, got up and looked up-

Burst!! The world is so dazzling -

The remnant blood of himself suddenly received the damage of the holy light attribute from this luminous creature, and the HP was reduced to zero in minutes, and his eyes were really blinded and his legs were cocked and died......