Chapter 55: I'm Drunk
The group did not dare to delay more on the mountain, escorted Zhao Lei, Lin Yiwei and Li Xiaorong, and quickly evacuated.
Before going down the mountain, Zhao Lei stared for a long time in the direction of the Bai family on the outskirts of Qingshan City, this place, he had never been to, but it was famous in the school, today, he stood here not to look up, but to never forget it.
When Lin Yiwei persuaded him to go down the mountain, Zhao Lei suddenly looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahaha, Bai Dongfang, let's come to Japan for a long time!" ”
Lin Yiwei knew the pain in his heart, the black panther said to him in front of him just now, it was Bai Dongfang who was going to abolish Zhao Lei, if this breath could be swallowed, Zhao Lei would not be Zhao Lei.
But after all, the Bai family is not the Zeng Biao family in a small county town, as a wealthy party with a net worth of tens of millions, the current Zhao Lei is definitely not his opponent. That's why Zhao Lei said that the future is long.
Returning to Qingyun County, several reinforcement masters hugged their fists and said goodbye to their bookbag seniors halfway.
It was already more than 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and after some tossing, everyone found that their stomachs were rumbling. At noon, I only ate a few bites of rice, and after eating such a big toss, who is not hungry.
Zhao Lei immediately booked a large box in a big hotel near the school and set up two tables.
Except for Yan Zifei and a few others who went to the hospital for treatment, most of them were limping, but there was no major problem -- they were all martial arts practitioners, and they were almost training at such a high intensity every day, and there were many things to do. Zhao Lei's losses were even slighter.
After ordering food downstairs, Zhao Lei just ran into the box and found that the atmosphere was extremely strange.
The bookbag was forced to be pressed in the main position by everyone, and the class presidents Lou Dehua, Zhang Xueyou, Gu Fucheng, and Li Mingqi knelt in the front row, and the other students knelt in the back row.
Lou Dehua shouted loudly: "God of the bookbag, please accept me Lou Dehua's knees and a pair of bear paws......"
"Jacky Zhang has two knees and a pair of bear paws, please check the bookbag god......"
"Gu Fucheng's knee ......"
"Li Ming's bear's paws are a pair of ......"
It's like the Yellow Emperor's ritual of worshiping heaven and earth.
Zhao Lei glared at the bookbag angrily, took out a cigarette from his arms, took out three, one by one, dragged a small coffee table and put it in front of the bookbag, picked up a tall wine glass, respectfully inserted three cigarettes into it, closed his eyes slightly, folded his hands, bowed to the bookbag three times, and began to recite words:
"The heavenly spirit is spiritual, the earth is spiritual, and the Taishang Laojun will soon manifest his spirit...... God's damn bookbag, you were originally a big evil star in the sky, pretending to be a B star, Taishang Laojun shouted at you to go home quickly......"
The bookbag shook his little head: "It's not proper, the wood has a background, it should be a good horse BMW, warm wine and tea, and you can go home when the moon sets!" ”
Zhao Lei slapped his head: "Buy a pimple, forget it if you die, there is a god-like martial arts master sleeping in the lower bunk, Lao Tzu can still live for so long, miracle, it's a miracle." Book bag, will you throw the secret weapon anywhere, if you sleepwalk one day, give my brother a 'whoosh' dart, mud girl, think about it is a little excited. ”
Lou Dehua and the four of them got up angrily, and as if they were catching a soul, they lifted Zhao Lei up on all fours and threw him on the sofa with a "whew": "Fuck you, what kind of mess are you making with such a grand ceremony, didn't you see that the four brothers are kneeling and begging the great god to accept the apprentice?" ”
Zhao Lei was lying on all fours, tears were about to fall: "What kind of friendship boat, just say that it will capsize?" Where to reason? ”
Lin Yiwei lightly covered her jade lips, and laughed with Li Xiaorong.
Zhao Lei's feet suddenly stopped in mid-air, and his eyes were a little straight.
Something is wrong, something is wrong. Since the gangsters broke in the downtown hotel, they haven't seen even a trace of worry on Lin Yiwei's face.
In an instant, in the past few dangerous times, Lin Yiwei's unusually calm expression was put back in front of Zhao Lei's eyes one by one. In dangerous moments again and again, this beauty not only did not show the panic that ordinary people should have, but was more calm than the martial arts master.
Zhao Lei once thought that Lin Yiwei was born with a calm and calm psychological element.
However, when Lin Yiwei saw cockroaches and mice, she was still frightened, Zhao Lei heard Li Xiaorong say, once when the two of them chatted until the middle of the night, a mosquito suddenly crawled out of the nest, and Lin Yiwei was so frightened that she fled into the bathroom wearing underwear and underwear.
This shows that the psychological elements of beautiful women are similar to those of ordinary girls.
But why did she become calmer and calmer every time she was in danger, as if all the situation was under her control?
Zhao Lei also thought for a while that Lin Yiwei had peerless kung fu, cough cough, this idea turned a little bit (smaller than a little bit), such as the quarry at the mouth, when the thin arm was born, Zhao Lei suddenly thought that it was Lin Yiwei's real appearance.
However, when the corner of his eye swept over the thin arm and found that the sweat on it was coarse, he knew that it was not a beautiful woman's jade arm.
Lin Yiwei must still have mysteries that she hasn't discovered. Well, one day, Lao Tzu will finish (open) the whole (open) to see the truth (if you strip naked, you will definitely be able to see it, you have the ability).
"Classmate Zhao, why don't you kick your feet? Breathless? ”
Lin Yiwei's heavenly voice came from his ears, and Zhao Lei turned over and sat up: "I was angry with the bookbag." ”
He walked to the bookbag in three or two steps, and stretched out his hand: "Ma's, come back, two hundred yuan." ”
When defeating the vulture in the hotel, the bookbag borrowed 200 yuan from Zhao Lei to buy martial arts equipment just in case, and when he came back, he found that the black-clothed people on the street were running in groups, and he knew that it was a big deal, and he urgently called for help.
The bookbag was deflated, obviously not mentally prepared to repay the debt.
Zhao Lei stuck the neck of the bookbag with all his might: "Ma is a b, your disciples and grandchildren are a group, and the status of the rivers and lakes is so noble, you still want to squeeze my two hundred yuan, and return it, the interest can be waived, and the principal cannot be relied on!" ”
The bookbag looked honest and deceitful, and was so fierce by Zhao Lei that tears were about to fall.
Lou Dehua and the other four stood up again and held Zhao Lei down: "Ma's, protection fee, bookbag god, you collect Ya's protection fee!" For so many days, white protected you? ”
It seems that the boat of friendship has indeed capsized, because Lou Dehua's four hands are as big as enemies, and they don't care about their classmates.
Zhao Lei sighed, and was about to take a pen and paper to make an oath to Lou Dehua and their handwritten brothers, and to never go from now on, when he suddenly rolled his eyes and remembered something.
Three or two steps walked in front of the bookbag, and the amiable big-tailed wolf looked: "The bookbag is good, brother won't murder you." There is one thing I don't quite understand, you are so high in kung fu, how could Brother Liu send you to me to go undercover, why did you become a pretending criminal who is full of evil, is there any special task? ”
The bookbag kicked his legs and shook his head: "No special mission, I'm not undercover." ”
Zhao Lei touched the back of his head: "There is no special task, do you see that your brother is beautiful and fragrant, and he is rich in the world, and he can't succeed in trying to rob money and lust?" ”
"Cut, you look like that, it's good not to scare off thousands of troops, and besides, I'm not a friend." The bookbag was honest, and his expression was similar to that of a good child, and people were joking, and he replied seriously.
"Why is that? Brother Liu also told me, let me take care of you. At this moment, Zhao Lei is indeed a little puzzled.
The bookbag opened his mouth in a milky voice: "Well, Brother Liu sued me, saying that you will become a great weapon in the future, talents like you are rare in the world, everyone is in business, Brother Liu loves talents and cherishes talents, let me protect you secretly." ”
Zhao Lei, who was still oily and smooth just now, suddenly turned around when he heard this sentence and forcibly held back the sourness in his nose. People and people, there is indeed a fate of sympathy for each other, he only helped Liu Changjiang a little, and they gave me so much.
While talking, Yan Zifei and the others came back, his injuries were not serious, he didn't hurt his bones, and it was nothing big to deal with.
Serve and pour the wine.
The bookbag wanted to give up the main position to Zhao Lei, but Zhao Lei held it down alive, everyone picked up the wine glass, and saluted the bookbag three times solemnly, thanking him for saving his life.
Brothers are brothers, great gods are great gods, and they should be respected.
There are bookbags, the school bullies in the school, the gangsters in the county, do you still want to put P indiscriminately? Since then, the rivers and lakes have opened the sky, well, of course, it doesn't count if it's out of the county, but of course there is the aftermath of the leopard battalion.
Indeed, when Zhao Lei was drinking in the sea of the hotel, Bai Bing and Zeng Biao also returned to school, and the two were speechless, only tears.
The black panther drove his luxurious prince motorcycle back to the Bai family villa with a heavy heart. Bai Dongfang didn't wait for the good news, but waited for the commander of the leopard battalion with a sad face.
Black Panther is here to say goodbye: "Big brother, Zhao Lei really has the backstage of the provincial boxing team, Liu Changjiang's most intimate buddy white-faced scholar, who has been hidden in the rivers and lakes for so many years, it turns out that he is protecting Zhao Lei's safety." Brother, I'll tell you the truth, with the Leopard Battalion alone and Liu Changjiang as the enemy, I'm afraid the strength is not enough. What's more, now that the military is conducting large-scale military exercises, it is not appropriate to make too much noise. My brother is going to stay in the city for a while, and I don't believe that the helper doesn't care about it! ”
"You sue me, who is messing with the situation this time?"
The black panther was silent for a long time, can such a faceless thing in the rivers and lakes be spread?
"It's the provincial boxing team, and a group of masters have been sent over."
Bai Dongfang turned around suddenly: "I heard Bai Bing say that Zhao Lei has a little milk baby by his side, and he has a good relationship with Liu Changjiang." Is it a letter from this little milk baby? ”
The panther didn't answer yes, nor did he answer no, he was bored with this kind of question, said "farewell", and strode out of the house.
broke four brothers for a while, if this breath is swallowed, the black panther will not be mixed in the rivers and lakes in the future.
Bai Dongfang stood in front of the window for a long time, until the prince's motorcycle disappeared, and then he sighed heavily: "Alas, the opponent is getting stronger and stronger......
Bai Dongfang thought that the opponent who was getting stronger and stronger was now in the tavern of Qingyun County, turning into a puddle of mud.
Zhao Lei is not good at drinking, but today he let go of drinking, in addition to being really grateful for the bookbag, he also wanted to get drunk and put down.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Lei's martial arts books are indeed not much, ordinary martial arts masters, drinking alcohol is also considered practice, and the amount of alcohol is unfathomable, not to mention that many masters have deep internal skills, and they can force the wine out of their fingertips, which is very terrible.
The same goes for book bags.
The cups came and went, and I didn't see the bookbag shirking, saying "thank you" and "thank you" in a milky voice, pouring a cup into the stomach, the bookbag is honest, and the drinking is also sincere, not like Zhao Lei's heart-to-eye at all, drinking half a cup, leaving a small half cup to raise goldfish.
Today, Lin Yiwei and Li Xiaorong also let go of their arms, and after a while, their faces were flushed, and their tongues were a little knotted, especially Li Xiaorong, who couldn't support it when they saw it.
All of them are almost unable to support themselves. Zhao Lei drank and drank, and stared at Lin Yiwei with straight eyes.
Staring, with a grunt, he got under the table.
But no one paid any attention to him.
This banquet lasted until nine o'clock in the evening. Lin Yiwei was really strong enough to drink, and was sent to school in advance. Li Xiaorong never left, her alcohol consumption was much better than Lin Yiwei, but it was also significantly higher.
Finally, even the master bookbag who drank wine as a practice was drunk.
Everyone couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, so they stood up and went back to their respective homes.
Hey, how can there be a person under the table, snoring softly and beautifully, snoring, and a soft call in his mouth: "Book bag, your sister's old son is drowning to death." He snored again, and suddenly changed his hideous face: "Bai Dongfang, this is poisonous wine, Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”
"Hahaha...... I can't find Zhao Lei, I ...... here."
Everyone laughed wildly, picked up the drunk Zhao Lei, walked to the door, and "boom" all fell to the ground.
The waiter hurriedly stepped forward: "Hey, everyone, you are drunk like this, if something happens on the way, let's open a room here for one night." ”
Zhao Lei was pressed to the bottom, and there were only a few mouthfuls of wandering air left in his mouth: "Okay, okay, open one room per person, one case of wine per room, and put it on my account." Ma's bookbag, Lao Tzu can't kill you......"
The consciousness is still somewhat sober, except for Li Xiaorong, there is no second one. She thought about it, what the waiter said was indeed reasonable, so many old men, take three steps and fall down, and ask you to pinch your thigh and I will get stuck in my neck, all kinds of dissatisfaction, and I really want to get into trouble.
The waiter brought a few suite keys, four sets of two-person rooms, one single room, and of course the single room was given to Zhao Lei.
After settling down, Li Xiaorong came to Zhao Lei's single room, Zhao Lei had already vomited and slept like a dead pig.
She simply rushed over, dressed completely, and walked to Zhao Lei's bed for one last inspection.
After bathing, the body fragrance of the beautiful woman fills the whole room.
Zhao Lei suddenly turned over and opened his drunken eyes, his eyes were blazing, full of color. Li Xiaorong's qualifications, only under Lin Yiwei, are infinitely shy after the rain at this moment.
Li Xiaorong stroked her hair and smiled: "Ah Lei, sleep well, my sister is home." ”
Zhao Lei's eyes were erratic, and when he saw that Li Xiaorong was about to turn around, he jumped up suddenly, rolled onto the bed with her in his arms, and pressed her hard, three or two times, Li Xiaorong's clothes disappeared......
"Hmm......" In the silent room, Li Xiaorong let out a slight moan.