Chapter 3 Ermao tells a good story, and the daughter-in-law smiles
The farmhouse courtyard has a good scenery,
Kid House Moderate Spring Festival.
The jade girl smiled and her heart was scattered,
Hate to death and gather less in this life.
It is said that this Fan Ermao met a little woman from the side of the well platform to draw water, and he was always worried about it.
I thought to myself, if she came to listen to me, what would I tell her? After thinking about it, let's eat sweet potatoes and choose ripe steaks, and say that Fan Lihua will go down the mountain.
There was nothing to say about this day, and in the evening, when it was just dark, this little woman came with two middle-aged women talking and laughing. Fan Ermao likes it in his eyes, and he has not touched his heart since he came to the widow's house, although he has been with the widow and the widow for nearly a month, this Fan Ermao looked at the widow a few more times like a fish, how dare he think about it. Now that the little woman came, Fan Ermaochun's heart was rippling, her heart was so happy, and she talked a lot, moving stools for several women before and after running to serve tea and pour water.
After cleaning up, Fan Ermao played the small drum, knocked and knocked over the board drum, and opened his mouth to sing:
dragon play three rivers water,
Tiger climbs Wanzhong Mountain.
A gentleman is not allowed to land,
Look up at the blue sky.
Speaking of the Tang Dynasty... Sang in a long voice, it doesn't matter if you sing this one. It was a few little daughters-in-law who listened to it and sang it until the second half of the night. The widow and aunt had to settle divination with others because of the dawn, so she let Ermao finish the game and went back to the house to sleep. This Fan Ermao sent a few people away and went into the house to sleep.
To say that this little woman is in her thirties and Fan Ermao is about the same age, she is the daughter-in-law of this village, her husband is a worker in the coal cellar in Ningxia, and she is still a national worker, and it is okay to be a national worker at that time, it is a wealthy rich family in the whole village, but the fly in the ointment is that this little woman's man only comes back once a year. Women are inevitably lonely and lonely at home, and there is nothing to do at night every day, watching geckos under kerosene, and counting stars on the veranda in the yard. Now that I have met Fan Ermao, it's not delicious to get a piece of meat in the spicy soup. From this day on, the widow's house became her base, and she soaked in the widow's house every night.
The widow was a quiet person, and at first the widow endured speechlessness. After a few days, the widow finally spoke.
"Ermao, I see that you have been thinking wild these days, have you memorized everything you have been asked to carry?"
This Fan Ermao listened to the widow's words, and suddenly blushed to the root of his ears, and his words began to speak: "Auntie, I... I memorized it, but it was a little raw. ”
"Ermao, you want to learn art, but you said it, you see that your aunt's knowledge is not good, and it is a job to learn it, you are not practical like this, and it is no wonder that your aunt is not good at learning."
"Auntie, blame me, I won't talk to them tonight, I'll listen to you." Fan Ermao said very sincerely, looking at the widow's eyes with intimacy.
To say that since Fan Ermao came to this widow's house, he has been getting along with the widow all day long, and the widow and aunt in his heart have become heavier and heavier. This Fan Ermao's parents died early, they lacked maternal love since childhood, and they didn't feel lonely when they were in the big collective when they were in the production team, and then the big collective was gone, and they wandered around alone, and they couldn't help but feel alone. Since coming to the widow's house, I have found the warmth of home again, and after a long time, I have always seen the widow always have a mother's love in my heart, and I have an indescribable feeling when I look at the widow. Therefore, the words of the widow and aunt are more than the holy decree of Turin, and Fan Ermao has taken it to heart.
In the evening, a little woman from the village came with two women. This Fan Ermao didn't tell them a story, and a few women were on fire, restless, as if the monkey's butt was on fire, and a few women chattered Fan Ermao and said. This Fan Ermao didn't fight with them, took a small stool and sat in the courtyard, looking up and counting the stars. The two women saw that there was no play, and went home dejectedly. The little woman didn't leave, but also took a small stool out and sat next to Fan Ermao.
"Why don't you go back?" Fan Ermao asked.
"I can't sleep when I get home, so I might as well talk here."
"My aunt taught me to tell fortunes, and I played with you a few times in the past two days, but I was delayed, and my aunt was angry."
"What do I say? Then I won't delay your learning of art, so I won't be able to come in the future? ”
"Auntie didn't say that, but you should come less in the future. You come every once in a while, and your aunt can't say anything. ”
"Then I won't come tomorrow, I'll come the day after tomorrow."
"Medium, medium."
The two were talking, and the widow's house was called Fan Ermao. Fan Ermao hurriedly got up and walked into the house, and the little woman also followed into the house.
The widow sat on a small stool, holding a cigarette in her hand and was about to start a fire, this Fan Ermao hurriedly stepped forward and put a small oil lamp, and when she came to the widow, the widow drew a cigarette and took a breath; "Ermao brings pen and paper, and today I will teach you to learn the five elements of Nayin."
This Fan Ermao hurriedly brought a pen and paper, sat down at the small table, and pulled the small oil lamp forward, like a primary school student, looking up at the widow, and waiting for the widow to speak. Listen to the widow's words:
"Remember the five elements of Nayin, Jiazi and Yi are ugly and gold in the sea, and Bingyin Ding Mao furnace is on fire.
Wuchen has a large forest, Gengwu Xinwei roadside soil.
Renshen Guiyou sword blade gold, Jiaxu Yihai mountain fire.
Bingzi Ding Chou ran into the water, and Wu Yin had the soil at the head of the city.
Gengchen Xinsi ash gold, Renwu decant willow wood.
Jiashen Yiyou spring water, Bingshu Dinghai house on the soil.
Wu Ziji ugly thunderbolt fire, Geng Yin Xin Mao pine cypress wood.
Renchen is a long flowing water, and the first day and the second day are not in the sand.
Bingshen Ding You Mountain is on fire, and Wuxu Jihai is flat wood.
Gengzi Xin ugly wall on the soil, Ren Yin Huang Mao gold foil gold.
Jiachen and Yisi are back to the lights, and Bingwu Ding is not the water of the Tianhe River.
Wushen Jiyou big post soil, Gengxu Xinhai hairpin gold.
Nonzi Gui ugly mulberry wood, Jiayin Yimao big stream water.
Bingchen Ding Si sand in the earth, Wu Wu has not been on fire in the sky.
Gengshen Xinyou pomegranate wood, nonxu Guihai sea water.
Ermao, this is the essence of the hexagram, you have to memorize it, and you can use it more in the future. ”
"Medium, medium." Ermao nodded as if he was rubbing garlic.
The little woman sat beside Fan Ermao, watching Fan Ermao write without saying a word, and she didn't mean to leave. After the widow taught Fan Ermao, she looked at them and didn't mean anything in her heart, and it was not good to drive her away, she sat there and smoked, and she didn't answer them, and from time to time she used her eyes to gouge out Fan Ermao, Fan Ermao saw it in her eyes, and her heart was like a mirror, but she didn't dare to pick up this little daughter-in-law, so she fidgeted, and the little daughter-in-law looked at Fan Ermao like a monkey's butt on fire, and saw that the widow had a calm face and was silent, and she was embarrassed. But I really didn't want to leave, so I found a conversation and said, "Auntie, why don't you see my eldest brother coming home these days," and the widow said without answering, "I study in the city." ”
"I'm not going to come back to see you?"
"I'll come back when the wheat is harvested."
This Fan Ermao was uncomfortable between the two women, and said from the bottom of his heart that he didn't want this little daughter-in-law to go, because they were close in age and had a common language, this little daughter-in-law was good-looking and kind, Fan Ermao liked it from the bottom of his heart. But the widow didn't dare to show it, and she was in a dilemma where to sit, thinking that she had to have a good idea to solve this embarrassing situation, so she thought about it, so she smiled and said, "Auntie, just the two of you are here, let me tell you two a little paragraph,"
"What's a good joke? See if I've heard of it, let's say it. The little daughter-in-law said eagerly. The widow and aunt sat there without saying a word, and smoked a cigarette by herself.
"I said that in the past, a man went out to work as a tenant, and today he goes out to work. After a year of hard work, at the end of the year, the landlord's family settled a year's salary for him, and he got a total of 100 taels of silver after deducting the daily borrowing. The tenant was very happy when he got this hundred taels of silver, and thought that the hundred taels of silver would be enough for the family for a year. So he packed up his belongings and went home with joy. Once upon a time, where there was transportation, it was either on horseback or on foot. Where can this tenant afford a horse, only on foot, this day to go to a market, hehe, you see this set:
Crowds of people, crowds of people,
Merchants are gathered on both sides;
Prosperous as Suzhou and Hangzhou,
The fairy world in the world is terrifying.
Seeing that the market town was so prosperous, and that he was tired from the journey, he thought that it would be better to rest here for the night, and then go again tomorrow, thinking that his legs could not be stretched. So, I wanted to find a hotel to stay in. Slowly looking for a small shop that seems to be small but beautifully decorated, I thought that this place must be clean, so I will stay for a night, and I want to walk into the store. A woman in the store sat in front of the tent, saw the tenant come in, hurriedly got up and smiled to greet him, the tenant looked, don't look at it, look at it gasp, such a beautiful little lady, but see this woman:
Otherworldly and untouched,
Greasy skin is plump and fragrant;
Yaochi Yuyu Immortal Descends,
Chang'e went to the lower realm to hook the soul.
I looked at the tenant and thought that there was such a beautiful woman in the world. So he booked a room with the woman, and went to see the house with the woman, and the woman led him into a room, and the tenant saw that it was okay, so he agreed, and paid the money for the house. After the woman left, the tenant did not care about washing, but felt tired, lay down on the bed and fell asleep, and fell asleep while talking, and dreamed that he had gone to heaven, and the fairies around him were like clouds, and the tenants were hungry and thirsty, and they wanted clouds and rain when they pulled a fairy. Suddenly, someone was filming him, and he woke up in a daze, rubbed his eyes, and saw that it was the woman sitting on the edge of the bed just now. Just listen to the little girl: 'Wake up, the guest officer, I have something to discuss with you. ’
'What do you discuss?' The tenant looked at the little woman with fascinated eyes and asked.
There is nothing else to do, but I see that you have come into the store and are very fond of me, and I think that the son has the desire of men and women, so he came here to discuss with you. ’
'There are men and women who want it, but I don't know if the lady wants it? ’
Naturally, I was willing, but I had a gamble. ’
'How to bet?' ’
It is not difficult to say, if we do the things of men and women, you only need to do a thousand times, and you will not be charged for the room tonight plus two meals. What do you think if you can't leave all the money on you a thousand times? ’
This tenant thought to himself that I hadn't been close to a woman for a year, and I had such a good body, how could I endure this little thing, this is a cheap deal, how not to do it, this woman is doomed. I thought to myself and said, 'Okay, I'll bet with you, but I can't lose and not admit it.' ’
The woman thought to herself, how could I lose.
After that, the two of them stripped and had sex.
This tenant is like a hungry tiger entering the hill,
The woman was like a green snake around the bamboo forest.
How can the tenant have the woman's kung fu, the woman uses the yin skill, and the tenant is defeated in only one round.
This was willing to lose the gamble, and the tenant had to give all the money on his body to the woman. The tenant who gave the money was annoyed in his heart, and regretted that he was too late. The tenant didn't sleep well all night.
I finally stayed up until dawn, packed up my clothes, pulled my legs, and walked out of the store door to come home. After a day's walk, I didn't have a grain of rice in my stomach, and I was hungry. Seeing a village in front of him, he found a family and stood in front of the gate to ask for food. As she spoke, a little lady walked out of the gate of this courtyard and brought a bowl of rice in her hand, but when she saw that the little woman looked:
The moon is shy like a mink chan,
Glamorous and bewitching;
A noble woman with fine bones and smooth skin,
The lips are red and the teeth are white.
This tenant saw it in his eyes, his lust rose again, the little second child under his body was disobedient, the little thing was up, the top pants were high, this woman was a woman from a good family, seeing that this tenant was not a thing, she turned her head back with the meal and closed the door with a bang. This made a tenant annoyed, and sang to his own little second:
Call you hard, you are not hard,
A hundred taels of silver will be lost;
Call you a gourd, you don't gourd,
A bowl of rice didn't have to taste. ”
This Fan Ermao said this with a straight face and didn't smile, the little daughter-in-law couldn't hold it back, she smiled forward and backwards, and laughed non-stop. The widow couldn't hold back her secret smile, her face was much soothed, and she scolded: "You bad son, what bullshit stories are you telling." ”
At this time, Fan Ermao laughed, and the atmosphere in the room eased up suddenly. Then they talked again, and went back to sleep.
Precisely:
Lustful people love lust,
Empty bowels after lewdness.
Leaves a lingering fragrance near the herbs,
Fireworks Alley didn't last long.