Suddenly I want to try the gintama-style chapter name.,I don't know how.,I hope readers can give some advice)

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"Sprint, "Yufeng", hurry back home, otherwise Taizi and Kirino will be in danger of their lives!! 、”

Under the light of the setting sun, our protagonist Long Er shouted stupidly.

With the slight movement of Long'er's fingers, Yufeng's speed immediately increased as if he understood Long'er's words.

"Oooh! Do you understand my feelings? Then let's fly! Long Er said excitedly.

In the dragon's perspective, the sun, moon and stars were left behind, and there appeared around him, and the streamer of the silver snake made him and the wind pass in this space extremely quickly.

Passerby's perspective: Long'er moved his fingers, the gear of the bicycle was raised by one section, and the pedaling speed of his feet was accelerated, and then he nervously shouted what to resist the wind, and the soul was faint and the wind was a bicycle!! And it's good to be a human being in two lives, is it really good that the second middle school disease is so explosive? The shame is too high, passers-by are looking at you, you don't want to have any neighbor's aunt the next day and say that the child of the Takasu family is so young and in the late stage of middle school, it's really pitiful (and the mouth is pitiful but with an expression full of interest or something, it's terrible).

Anyway, I don't know if it's stimulated by Yamei, and now Long'er is a little abnormal, so we won't mention the shame of the second in the period of going home.

Home.

"Taizi, Kirino are you all right!" Long Er, who rushed to open the door, rushed into the living room and shouted.

"Yikes! Good evening Long'er" This is Taizi with potato chips in his mouth.

"Yikes! Good evening with Ernie sauce" This is Kirino with a bear biscuit in his mouth.

Looking at this scene, Long Er stepped forward without saying a word, and the Takasu family passed on the secret, complaining about the hand knife.

"Wow!! It hurts. Taizi and Kirino were attacked with knives, biting something in their mouths and holding their heads in their hands, and tears seemed to be flashing in the corners of their eyes.

Looking at this super cute scene, Long Er was unmoved, "Come less!" It's useless for me anymore! It's been so many years, and I've been killed by the same trick, how can I still mix. ”

"Cut! The dragon who doesn't understand the amorous feelings. Taizi pouted with her face to the side with her hands on her chest

"Cut! Ernie sauce without borrowing the organ. Kirino with his hands on his hips and his face to the side.

"It's [incomprehensible style] oh Kirino," said Long'er, who touched Kirino's head.

"Oh! Kirino bit his finger, so I don't understand what the style means? Ernie sauce? Kirino asked.

"Well, this one!! Ahem, let's not talk about this for now, didn't you say don't eat snacks before meals? Give me back the knowingly offence. "The dragon who bluntly changed the subject.

"But Taitai, I'm so hungry!"

"Eun, Kirino is so hungry too!"

"Huh!! Well, that's my fault! Ryu'er, with his hands folded, apologized to Taizi and Kirino!

"Eun, Ryu'er, it's good that you know what you're wrong," Taizi said

"Eun, Ernie sauce is right to know that she is wrong!" Kirino said

"Okay, I know I'm wrong, so I'm ......" Takasu family secret, swatting flies.

Syllable! Syllable! Two crisp sounds, slapped on the palms of Taizi and Kirino respectively.

"So don't give me any more snacks, I'll have a meal ready soon."

"Whew! It hurts! Dragons. ”

"Eun really hurts Ernnie-chan."

watched the two mothers and daughters blowing and being beaten palms, complaining coquettishly. Long Er couldn't help but feel a big headache.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to prepare the meal, so wait, okay?" In the end, Long'er, who could only be soft, said so.

"Eun Eun should be as soon as possible!" The mother and daughter said in unison.

Forehead! Listening to this tacit understanding, sometimes it really makes people suspect that I am a child who is sent by the phone bill.,Tong Nai is the biological one.。

But that's not bad! Thinking like this, a warm smile hung on Long Er's lips.

I always feel that the fatigue of the day is gone, and you still feel so good about "home"!

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"Oooh! Long'er's food is getting better and better! Taizi, who was eating in his mouth, but did not affect his speech, said, and his hands did not stop, holding chopsticks in his hand and flying on the dishes on the dining table, sending the quick dishes on the chopsticks to his mouth, and then picking up a few mouthfuls of rice and aiming at new prey.

"Uh-huh!" It seems that the spoon in Kirino's hand is also non-stop because she doesn't want to use unskilled chopsticks and is afraid that she won't be able to grab the food, but after all, it's still a little slower on her little hand, so she can only jerk her little head to agree with Taizi's words in order not to delay time.

Well, although it wasn't the first time I'd seen such a scene, Long Er was a little happy that his food was liked. However, it seems that something is particularly tragic today, is it a hungry relationship? But that's not good, so let's persuade it.

"I mean, can't you be quiet when you eat?" Long Er said with some distress.

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard two hurried voices.

"Because Xiao Tong Nai will snatch my food" This is Taizi who is still fighting.

"Because Taizi will snatch my food" This is Kirino who has just swallowed something in his mouth.

Well! Hearing each other's words, the mother and daughter looked at each other, and a spark flashed in their eyes. The movement of the hand is even faster by a point.

Forehead! A dragon with a cold sweat on his head. Looking at such a scene, I can only say "I'm convinced." ”

"It's Long'er, why are you so late today? It's a little strange that you'll come back on time no matter what! Taizi, who still has some energy left in the battle for food, said.

"Eun!" There was also a small head that was so hard to speak that it was hard to speak.

Listening to Taizi's question, Long'er, who had just picked up a piece of green vegetables, almost slipped his chopsticks.

And the light kiss of the girl in the classroom in the classroom that flashed the sunset in her mind was like a dragonfly. I would say because it didn't leave a trace across the dragon's heart. Did I misestimate the time and didn't come back in time to cook?

"Huh! By the way, I remembered that there was still soup stewed on the stove, so you eat it first and I'll go serve the soup. I just wanted to escape from Taizi's inquiring gaze, and for a while there was no good excuse but to find a way to get by, and then fled the living room in a hurry.

"Huh?" looked at the back of the dragon who had disappeared, and then looked at the soup that had been served on the table. A question mark hung on Taiko's head.

"Long'er is a little strange, huh?"

"Eun!" Accompanying Taizi is the question of the small head that is jerked on the side. But where Taizi couldn't see, a pair of small hands were also heading towards a dish on the dinner table. And there is not much left of the dishes.

"Yay! Sweet and sour meatballs, to the mouth. With cheers on his lips and not slow in his hands, Kirino quickly put the crystal clear meatballs on the spoon into his mouth.

Taizi, who heard Kirino cheering, looked at the empty dishes, and then at the shadow left by the meatballs that had entered Kirino's mouth, and couldn't help but let out a sad cry! "Ahh I've been staring at meatballs for a long time. ”

"Give it back to me!!" The angry Taizi stretched out her hands and rubbed Kirino Meat's whirring little face.

And Kirino, who was aware of the danger, also sped up his chewing speed, swallowing the last bite as thin and fast as a little squirrel. Then he opened his mouth like a show-off, "No, I'm done eating!" ”

Seeing this, Taizi could only crawl on the table depressedly, and her mouth seemed to be broken with resentment, "My meatballs, I have been aiming at the meatballs for a long time!" ”

Okay, with this magical meatball, Taizi also forgot the strangeness of Long'er just now, as for Kirino, what else will you think of when you eat that snack.

kitchen

Long Er leaned against the wall and exhaled deeply to suppress some churning emotions in his heart.

"Really, just remembering made me so distracted, I really am." Shaking his head, Long Er thought a little self-deprecatingly.

"But that scene will stay in my heart for a long, long time!" Long'er, who had a little hope, thought so

Forehead! Then again, what now? Come to the kitchen and serve soup, really? Looking at the kitchen that had been cleaned up, it was still some kind of soup on the stove. I'm so good at coming up with such stupid excuses!!!

Forget it, it's a slip of the tongue.,Since you're here.,It's estimated that Taizi and Kirino have finished eating now.,Boil water first and wait to make a pot of tea!

Thinking of Long'er like this, he had already poured water into the pot in his hand and put it on the stove.

Tap the switch.

Ok, done, I hope Taizi won't have too many questions.

Long'er, who was thinking like this, came to the living room, but what he saw was Taizi lying on the table in frustration and reading the meatballs, which were inside the meatballs, and Kirino next to him had a satisfied expression.

After thinking about it for less than a second, Long'er also knew what had happened, and he was also relieved, it seems that Taizi doesn't want to ask me anything for the time being.

Now the main thing is to clean up the table first, after all, where is the water for making tea.

Put away the dishes and chopsticks and soak them in the kitchen sink. Add a little detergent. Then wipe the table with a rag.

Well! Just as the water is boiling, huh? Let's drink black tea. Pour boiling water over the teapot to preheat, add the tea leaves, and pour the water. Wait for 3-5 minutes, then pour the tea into their own special cups, serve them on the tray, and walk into the living room.

Kirino is already watching TV, and Taiko is still pretending to be dead.

Sighing a little distressed, he said, "Really, Taizi, I'll prepare a little more for you next time, so get up!" ”

"Really !!" Hearing Long'er's words, he immediately jumped up Taizi

Seeing Taizi who was in good spirits again, what else could Long'er say. "Eun is real. Come here's your tea. ”

"Eun!! Long'er is really the best. Taizi, who was full of energy, said.

What a problem!! Take a few steps forward and walk to Kirino's side

"Come to Tongnai, this is your tea, be careful to burn, add some milk to your taste, drink it slowly!"

"Eun, thank you, Ernnie-chan." Kirino replied in a milky voice

"Hmmm! Really good" touched Kirino's head with his hand.

Kirino also cooperated with an expression of enjoyment.

"Anyway, how is Taizi's performance today? Kirino? Long'er, who suddenly remembered something, asked Kirino.

It seems to have been asked by Long'er, a very interesting question, and Kirino also replied with a happy face.

"Taizi is super inferior today? was raised by the teacher to answer the question and didn't answer.,If the teacher didn't look at Kirino's face, maybe he would be disciplined again! Kirino said with a very glorious expression.

Hearing this, Taizi also coughed as if she had been swallowed by tea.

"It's obviously Tong Nai that you said that you were bored, so you asked me to accompany you to play with the toys that Long'er just made for you, called...... What is Rong Hua coming from? Taizi said defensively

"It's Huarong Dao!" Long Er added on the side.

"Yes, yes, it's Huarong Dao." Taizi said with a look of enlightenment

"But I don't know who got hooked? As a result, I forgot to listen to the class, otherwise I wouldn't know what the teacher said. Kirino looked disdainful of arguing with you.

"Woo woo woo ~ ~~" This is the defeated Taizi.

Seeing that Taizi was defeated, Kirino also didn't care about Taizi anymore, because her favorite anime Mei Lulu started.

Eun is now going to start concentrating

I didn't care about Taizi who started pretending to be dead again. Long Er thought about Tong Nai's matter, "It's not a way to go on like this, I started going to school, and Taizi was also forced to go to university by me, and it's not a matter for Tong Nai to follow Taizi every day?" ”

Wait a minute!!!!

"Taizi, Kirino is three years old this year!"

Hearing Long'er's words, Taizi also cheered up his spirits, and thought about it for a while.

"Eun, yes, when it comes to this winter, it will be three years old!" Taizi said.

"Hmmm! Is it time to consider sending Kirino to kindergarten? Long Er said with a determined face.

"Huh? That's right!!

Taitai, why didn't I think of it? Taizi had a puzzled look on her face.

"Huh!! I don't think I've ever been to kindergarten! "With a look of rejoicing, Long'er.

But Taizi beside him looked a little wrong, "Long'er, Taitai, I'm a little too incompetent." The tone was calm, but it was not so calm from the hand that grasped the cup.

Long Er naturally noticed it.

"No, Taizi, you have already given me enough of what I want, much more than you can imagine.

So, I'm actually super happy, super happy!! ”

Thinking about the bits and pieces of the past three years, Long Er had a big smile on his face, and his originally somewhat vicious gaze was also covered under this smile.

Seeing Long'er's smile, Taizi also seemed to be infected, and put her smile back on.

"Yes! That's great. "This is Taeko with water droplets in the corners of her eyes, but a beautiful smile on her face.

"But since I already have the conditions, I can't let Kirino continue to disturb Taizi and your class, I don't want to hear what you were being disciplined by the teacher again." Long'er looked at Taizi and said.

"This, that......" Some wanted to refute Long'er's Taizi, but in the end he didn't find any good words.

"Good...... Tae Tae knew, "In the end, only the one who accepted his fate said so."

Retracting his gaze from Taiko, who was pouting, he looked at Kirino who had been concentrating on the anime.

"Heh, Taizi, you said that Kirino will spend your youth in kindergarten, I'm really looking forward to it." Long Er said softly.

"Hee-hee, it will be interesting in the eyes of Xiao Kirino." Taizi also said with some anticipation.

Well? As if feeling the gaze behind him, he temporarily pulled out of the anime Kirino with a question mark on his head and turned around, tilting his head as if asking, looking at Ryu'er and Taizi.

Hee-hee!

Seeing Kirino with such a cute expression, Taizi and Long'er also glanced at each other and laughed softly.