19 Nagisa Shiota Lesson (3)
Class time......
"Okay, then," Mr. Octopus happily danced his tentacles, pointing to the blackboard, "Let's try to create a short song based on the proposition." For the last seven syllables, please end with "Yes, the tentacles". ”
"Huh?" A group of people, including Yuriko, were blinded.
(WTF? Are you kidding me? )
This is Yuriko's inner monologue.
"It's a tentacle...... Is it? Kanzaki Yukiko raised her hand and said suspiciously.
Yukiko Kanzaki, 3 years E class flower. Good at video games. The personality is very cheerful.,Yuriko thinks she's serious and quiet.,And a beauty.,Although it's not conspicuous, it's still very popular in the class.。
"yes!" Mr. Octopus looked at Yukiko Kanzaki, "The person who finished writing it showed it to the teacher." The main point is whether the grammar is correct or not and whether the beauty of the tentacles is expressed. ”
"Here's an example: Flowers bloom and fall, snow sweeps the courtyard, and the four seasons wither buds ......"
A picture appeared in front of everyone...... A beautiful woman kneeling in front of the garden, dressed in a kimono in the style of cherry blossoms, and the petals in the garden fell along with the snow, and the lush life that greeted her was not the rain of cherry blossoms in the garden......
"It's tentacles." Mr. Octopus finished reading the last sentence.
Yellow octopus-like tentacles popped up in the courtyard where everyone was thinking......
"What the hell!" The corners of Yuriko's mouth twitched, and she raised her hand and said to Octopus-sensei, "Why tentacles!" Isn't it better to "be alive"? ”
"It's a tentacle, what's this?" Isobe Yuma complained with his left hand on his cheek.
"Yes, teacher, I can't write it, let's change it!" Yuriko looked eagerly at the octopus-sensei.
But the teacher's next sentence was to say that all dissatisfaction was broken!
"Those who finish writing can go home!"
It's really a teacher's style to threaten everyone with going home! Yuriko smiled bitterly, but she still managed to organize her words steadily.
"Who would have thought of this kind of thing~" The cute Kurahashi Yonano looked at Mr. Octopus with an unhappy face, but that unhappy look was even more cute.
"Hurry up, hurry up, can't you think of a good sentence that is sticky and slippery?" Teacher Octopus stretched out four or five tentacles and shook them in front of everyone, "Sticky slipper
"Ahhh It's annoying, it's sticky and slippery! Maehara yerto shouted dissatisfiedly to Mr. Octopus.
Octopus-sensei's face turned pink, and according to Yuriko's judgment, the current teacher should be the most careless moment.
"Teacher, ask questions?" Chino Kaede suddenly raised his hand, and Mr. Octopus was stunned for a moment, and his face turned back to yellow and looked at Chino Kaede.
(One second!!) )
Yuriko's pupils contracted, and it took a full second for the teacher to react, if he was assassinated in that situation just now, Yuriko had an eighty percent chance of hurting the teacher, and a thirty percent chance of killing the teacher!
"What's the matter, Chino-san?"
"It's a little late to ask, but what's the teacher's name?" Chino Kaede asked curiously.
"Twist?"
"It's inconvenient to distinguish yourself from other teachers!"
"Name...... Is it? Teacher Octopus was also stunned.
"Speaking ......," Sugino's friend looked at Hinata Okano.
"I really haven't said it!" Hinata Okano replied.
"Huh?" Scratching his bare head with his tentacles, Mr. Octopus said, "There's nothing to introduce, otherwise let's give the teacher a name." ”
"So you can get up!" Maehara Yoto felt speechless for a while.
"But now you have to do your homework seriously~"
"Yes~" Chino Kaede said happily.
"Then for the teacher to take a rest here~" said this, and the face of the octopus teacher sitting on the bench turned a faint pink again.
"What kind of tanka does it use tentacles......"
Yuriko bit the tip of her pen and thought silently, and then wrote in her notebook:
Tokyo mew seeds, Kaneki angels, Katsuko what, is a tentacle is also.
Horse Monkey Shochu, the strongest enemy, the night of the witch, is also a tentacle.
(I'm a genius!) Yuriko happily looked at the two tanks on the notebook, and when she was about to take them up to show the octopus teacher, she found that Nagisa Shiota had already walked up with the notebook.
"Kill the teacher, I'm done."
"Oh~ It's already done, Nagisa-san."
"Well, it's done."
Nagisa walked to the podium step by step, Yuriko smiled slightly, Nagisa's notebook is hidden behind the teacher's dagger, taking advantage of the teacher's most intentional moment to assassinate, the success rate is super high.
(The real version of Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin!) )
Yuriko, who was going to go on stage to let Mr. Octopus enjoy her short poems, sat back in her seat, and since Nagisa was going to carry out the assassination, then let's wait and see!
Approached......
(When we were sleepy after lunch, the teacher's face sometimes turned pale pink, and he was a little slower to answer Chino's questions, so I guess this was when the teacher was most relaxed,) Nagisa Shiota lowered his head, and the eyes of the whole class were already attracted to Nagisa Shioda. (At this school with a high admission rate, we always thought that we could impress people in some way, telling our parents, friends, and teachers that we could do it if we just did it.) )
The distance between Nagisa Shiota and Octopus-sensei is less than a meter!
Ryoma Terabaka, who was sitting in the last row, had a smug expression.
Nagisa quickly pulled out his dagger and stabbed it at Mr. Octopus, and Mr. Octopus's green-yellow stripes of "I've seen through everything" appeared, and he dodged with a smile undiminished.
"As I said, use your brain more...... "Mr. Octopus, holding a handkerchief in his hand, grabbed the dagger with the handkerchief, and took it from Nagisa Shioda's hand.
Nagisa fell forward with a smile on his face, and Mr. Octopus subconsciously caught it with a loose robe, and then suddenly noticed the grenade on Nagisa's neck.
"Not good! A grenade to the teacher?! ”
In the shocked gaze of the whole class, Ryoma Terasaka stood up and pressed on the remote control!
A loud bang rang out in the classroom of Class E in the third year!!
Terasaka, who was also sitting in the last row with Yuriko, shouted excitedly, "Got it!" Throwing the remote control in his hand aside, he looked at the podium: "10 billion is mine!" ”
Bang!
The entire classroom was filled with smoke!
"Ahem......" Yuriko bent down and fanned the smoke, her scarlet pupils filled with worry!
"You bastard! What was given to Nagisa! Yuriko rushed in front of Ryoma Terabaka and kicked Ryoma Terabaka in the stomach, kicking the latter into the corner!
However, Yuriko still retains her senses, this kick is just pure strength, and there is no blessing reflex, not Terabaka Ryoma is not retching now!
"It's just a toy grenade with some gunpowder, and the amount of gunpowder isn't enough to kill people, but it's filled with 300 rounds of BB shells, and the monster is definitely dead at such a close distance!" Ryoma Terabaka stood up with the support of Takuya Muramatsu and Daisei Yoshida, and looked at Yuriko coldly.
"When the medical expenses are 10 billion in hand, I will compensate him at that time."
ps: I'm so sleepy, there's a chapter to be more at night, it's lunch break, so ask for recommended tickets and collections~