"This stone carving is indeed carved with Quetzalcoatl, but, this is white marble, it must be white marble, even if it is not white marble, you never think that the Olmec civilization can make half a mobile phone size and lifelike plate stone carving is very suspicious? You even hung it around your waist and didn't even think about the piercing on it? ”

"I also have a product of the Lucky Hand, but I don't remember that Tibetan silver can also be used as a material for the Lucky Hand, 30 percent silver plus 70 percent copper, no, according to the feel, the silver content of this thing is not yet 20%. When you buy silver products, you have to listen to the sound rhyme, especially those black market talismans, you must figure out the metal composition on them, otherwise you won't know how to die if you make a spell mistake. ”

"In short, all the things you buy are waste."

In a word, mercilessly classify the amulet hanging on the girl's body, which weighs at least 5 pounds, as garbage.

"This stone tablet amulet is a bit interesting to weave." Closing his eyes, Lynn sensed the ore composition of the amulet bag slightly through magic.

"The green dragon avoids all disasters, the white tiger avoids the ominous, the vermilion bird avoids the tongue, the Xuanwu avoids the ghosts, and the yellow dragon avoids the demons, well, it's a bellflower print, but it seems to have a little gift attached to it."

With a sneer, a dark blue flame appeared in Lynn's hand, and the bellflower seal stone tablet talisman that suppressed the murderous thing instantly turned into a puff of green smoke, and disappeared into the world with the eavesdropping spell inside.

"Okay, let's explain, Mira-chan." Turning around, Lynn again asked the girl for an explanation.

I opened my mouth, only to find that the words were stuck in my throat.

I want to say it, but I'm afraid that I will be laughed at for being cowardly for this reason.

However, if you don't say it, something will go wrong sooner or later, right?

I shouldn't hide it.

The girl struggled for a while, and finally said, "I wore these because"

"Who asked you this, Mikumi-chan." Interrupting the girl's words in some surprise, Lynn said in surprise, "I want to ask, why do you immediately run to the opposite place of the school as soon as you get off the tram?" Is it pulling something down at home, or are you trying to skip class? Girl, your idea is very dangerous, if your right hand is not parasitic by something, you will be blacklisted by the teacher if you ask for leave and skip class at will. ”

"Wait, senior, don't you ask me why I want to hang on these things?"

"Why ask? It is everyone's inherent right to change gear, and no one can decide what others will wear. ”

Patting the girl on the shoulder, Lynn said in a serious tone.

"I just did my duty as a president and vetoed your idea."

"How long does it take to veto! And it has nothing to do with the community, right? ”

The girl froze for a moment, then began to kick Lynn's calf continuously.

"Okay, okay, no kidding." Suddenly, Lynn cleared her throat.

"Venom." Lynn first called her symbiote, Venom immediately understood, pulled out a tentacle from the hem of her clothes, and clicked it on the control table of the wheel entry road, and then, the girl saw dozens of colorless tangible ripples spread out from the transformed mobster-style regent car, circle after circle, until the initial circle of ripples expanded to a hundred meters, the remaining ripples began to rise at a constant speed, and circle after circle of ripples finally turned into the skeleton of a translucent enchantment, and finally, a colorless tangible translucent enchantment was constructed.

"This one is soundproof?" With the instincts of the Otherworldly Priest, Kuriyama Mirai recognized the essence of this barrier at first sight.

"Don't pay attention to that." Taking a deep breath, Lynn said in a solemn tone.

"Next, what I said, you should never forget for the rest of your life."

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Miko Chai Miqin looked up to Lynn's reincarnation with a reverent mentality.

Although,He's a hidden otaku.,An otaku who will unknowingly buy figurines, buy CDs, and buy everything because of playing beautiful girl games.,But he still likes skeletons.、Chains、Steampunk These things that don't look cute at the time but are very handsome.。

After all, [Moe] and [Burn] and [Depression] are the main theme of the house, that is, the arrogant character is enough to become the template of the heroine of "Meng Ai", and there is still no resistance to handsome things.

Undoubtedly, the steel monster of the modified camera car wheeled into the road, which was something very handsome in the eyes of this red-haired boy.

"How much did it cost to renovate this? That's cool! ”

Yu Zichai continued to approve, and countless little stars continued to burst out in his eyes, obviously, he was quite fond of the style of reincarnation.

"Hey, President, can you do this car?"

Before the shy Mitsushiba finished speaking, Lynn interrupted: "Yes, as long as you complete a condition, I will save you and lend it to you." ”

"What conditions!"

Yu Zichai's eyes lit up when he heard this.

"Chemically castrated myself."

Lynn's face was expressionless and he said a condition that was impossible to achieve.

"That's impossible!"

"Then for a month from now, keep injecting yourself with estrogen." Lynn tilted his head and said a condition that Yuzichai couldn't accept.

Finally, he added, "I have a way to suppress your male hormones." ”

"What kind of mood should I be in to do it!" Yu Zichai couldn't suppress his complaining: "And what is it to suppress my male hormones, how can I do such a dangerous thing!" ”

"Tsk, as for estrogen, haven't you been ingesting it every day lately?"

Lynn smacked her lips and tilted her head at Nozaki-kun, who was holding soy milk as an after-lunch drink.

"Well, Nozaki-kun has ingested about XX of estrogen since the beginning of our conversation."

The innocent crowd Nozaki-kun suddenly squirted out a mouthful of soy milk.

"Well, soybeans contain a lot of soy isoflavones, a phytoestrogen that acts as a regulator of estrogen levels in women. And your estrogen intake comes from the milk added to the imperial jelly that you have been using every day recently. Although it is good for the skin, the principle is to supplement estrogen. ”

Without changing his face, Lynn took his hand back and said to Xiao Yuyu, who had just been dragged away by himself.

"By the way, I did it on purpose. Also, even if you lift that stool, don't be delusional about hitting me, because okay, you didn't notice when I said that, and I think we should send Nozaki to the infirmary first. ”

Shaking his head with regret, Lynn suggested this to Miko Shiba Mikoto, who looked flustered, and Nozaki-kun, who was innocently shot in the head.

"Half-body, I think, sooner or later, you'll really die because of your actions, I mean really." I don't know when the venom of the eyeballs condensed on the cuffs of the "school uniform" summed it up like this.

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"You're actually waiting for me in the cafeteria, what kind of wind is blowing?"

Kamihara Akito said.

In front of him was a girl with breasts disproportionate to her age and beautiful black hair.

"You say that, as if I usually sit in the club room and don't go out."

As she said this, the beautiful black girl raised the fork with the pasta rolled and put it in her mouth without changing her face.

"Isn't it?"

Kamihara Akito said this as he sat down. Just now, he looked around the cafeteria for a long time before he noticed the four-person table where his minister was sitting.

Glancing at Kamihara Akito, the black long straight beautiful girl murmured with a displeased expression, "Okay, I won't refute." ”

"Anyway, my campus life is so miserable that I can only bully the autumn people who hide in the toilet and eat every day."

"Wait, in your words, the most tragic seems to be me."

Well, it turns out that bullying one's own members is a vice of every leader.

"What is it to hide in the toilet and eat every day! Don't describe me in such a contemptuous tone! ”

"Gee, you look like you have a friend."

I don't know why, but the beautiful black girl in front of me looks like a demon.

Kamihara Akito thought like this, especially when he thought of his own friend who was always wrapped in bandages, who mainly played tricks on people when he had nothing to do, and with the purpose of "teasing his friends as long as they kept them angry", he also had an immortal body with himself

Why does my mood become worse when I think about it like this?

“…… Let's not talk about others, aren't you and I friends? ”

"I can't hear it, let's be louder."

"Aren't you and I friends!"

"Calm down, it's not as quiet as the club room."

Kamihara Akito looked around and noticed that many people who were still eating were looking at themselves who stood up excitedly at some point with a different look.

By the way, this is not a club room where you can usually mess around.

The half-demon boy who had just remembered this sat down a little awkwardly.

Wait, after I say such a shameful line, don't answer it at all?!

The boy who had just been congested in his brain remembered this stubble, so he glared angrily at the black straight beautiful girl, and the other party just calmly raised the lemon tea as a lunch drink.

"To be honest, two people who need to confirm whether they are friends are not real friends at all. So, I have tens of thousands of friends all over the world. ”

If the first half of the sentence is still a little philosophical, the second half of the sentence is complete nonsense.

"Forget it, friends don't rely on quantity, they focus on quality." Picking up the chili powder on the table and sprinkling the udon noodles for his lunch, Akito Kamihara wanted to miss the pointless topic.

"It's a common phrase for people who don't have friends." Looking at Kamihara Akito's movements, for some reason, the corners of the black long straight beautiful girl's mouth hooked up with an inexplicable smile.

"I'm helping you, don't bite me in turn! Don't talk about it, okay? ”

Strange, this paprika smells a little weird.

"yes, it's going to hurt us."

The smile on the corner of his mouth became more and more obvious, but now Kamihara Akito, who was only concerned about bickering, didn't seem to notice this.

"You're completely unreflective!"

After taking a sip of water, Kamihara Akito decided to put the topic off until after the meal, after all, the noodles won't taste good if they have been soaked for a long time.

"Autumn people."

"What for?"

"I'm sorry to tell you, that, even though it says 'paprika,' it contains black pepper."

"Wow, really?" Looking at the black pepper that had been sprinkled on the fried tofu, the corners of Kamihara Akito's eyes twitched.

"Forget it, there's black pepper udon anyway."

"Ah, there's one more thing."

The black long straight girl named Mitsuki Nase is now smiling like a little fox.

"This morning because of the actions of some magician." As she spoke, Mitsuki Nase lowered her voice.

"His mob modified truck, because it occupies too much space, especially the forklift part with a long front lip, just pinned the truck in the school cafeteria. So the cafeteria, which happened to be a shopping day today, had to give up - because there seemed to be some kind of spiritual hint on the modified car, and the spider patterns on it alone made me feel that it was ominous - in short, no one had the idea of moving the modified car. ”

"And so." Kamihara Akito had an ominous premonition for some reason.

"Anyway, I didn't buy the things I should have bought today, including pepper and paprika. So, these peppers are actually leftovers from 1 year ago, and they are close to expiration or have expired, and you can smell them to know that the musty smell on them lingers. ”

Happily said that only himself, the actual controller of this school, the young lady of the Nase family, could inquire about the news. Watching Kamihara Akiren's complexion turn from white to blue, from blue to red, from red to purple, just because a certain teenager subconsciously took a sip of soup.

"Mitsuki! You count me! ”

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PS: I've been dizzy for a long time today......

PS2: Thanks to ds1369 for the book review, and the question of the book group...... We don't dare to form a group of dead reservoir water in Feilu, I dived there, and I said a few words to level 3, and I knew that the book friend group of the street writer was deserted