"Captain, Tianyun, a member of the victory team, applies to return to the team!"

"Well, welcome back to us!" Megumi replied with a smile, "We don't want this to happen again. ”

"Understood! I promise I won't ...... next time. ”

"What? Do you want to have a next time!? The little witch "Tiger" stared at Tianyun with a dead face.

"Ann, Ann! There will definitely be no next time. Okay, right? Tianyun pinched Lina's little face, "The big problem with my body has been basically solved." Rest in peace. Ahem, rest assured! ”

"Is there really no problem? Listening to Xincheng's description scared us all half to death. What blood covered the doorway of the entire operating room, what convulsions all over the body. Zong Fang really didn't feel at ease with Tianyun's stinky boy, "You've been in this situation many times. I said a long time ago that if you really had an accident to save us, we wouldn't all regret it for the rest of our lives? ”

"Uh-huh." Tianyun moved his nose.

"yes. Tianyun, don't be so desperate next time. We were all worried about you the days you were gone. The automatic door opened, and Dagula pulled a cart of various delicacies and approached the foodie.

"Sure enough, there was food. What is it? The foodie sniffed, "Well, it smells good." ”

"We get you, don't we? I've already prepared something to eat for you. "Following behind Dagu, Shinjo, Horii, and Norui also pushed their own carts into the command room." Staples include pizza, burgers, fried rice, and ramen, as well as steaks, grilled chicken, salads, cakes, and a variety of fresh fruits. We specially asked for more food from the restaurant, just to let you, a big foodie, eat to your heart's content! ”

"Good! The welcome dinner for the Tianyun team members to return to the team has officially started now! ”

"Oh!" *8

"Oooh!" *3

"Huh? Stinky old bean, why are you and Sawai old bean and Nanyuan staff also mixed in? Wait! Dagu, this fried shrimp burger for me. ”

Ahh ”）

"Hands are fast, hands are slow! Eat it, everyone! Otherwise, they will all be robbed by Tianyun's rice bucket! Yoshioka put the fan in his trouser pocket, and with both hands, he tore off the two chicken legs of the roast chicken, and stuffed one for Sawai, who was gnawing on the corn cob, "You stupid, eat meat first!" ”

"Makes sense!"

A week later in the evening. Metropolitan D3 region.

One by one, the members of the victory team bowed their heads and bent over the neighborhood to search for something.

"The conductor is here." Holding a chocolate bar in his mouth, it seems that the slut who is grinding the foreign worker was the first to discover the arrival of Munakata. Oh, and by the way, Munakata is on vacation today. This made Tianyun, who was absent from work for a whole week last week due to physical reasons, and had to add a few days, very jealous. The reason for jealousy is naturally that his vacation will be deducted for a long time in the future.

However, even if Munakata personally rushed to the D3 area, it would still not be of much use. The only useful discovery was a tuft of fluff stuck to a broken flashlight found in the green belt of the new town.

However, on the way back, something happened that made Tianyun very interested. A woman in a trench coat suddenly faints in front of a moving drum. Squeak, Dagu, who was driving, braked sharply a few meters in front of the fallen woman.

"Hehe, that's a lot of fun. Right? Dagu? ”

"What's interesting and not funny? What are you talking about? Get out of the car and save people! Dagu said as he pushed open the car door.

"That's right, big bastard. Get out of the car! ”

"Okay, okay, I'll come now."

"Come, Tianyun! Let's pick her up in the car first! Munakata said after examining the unconscious woman a little.

Several people cooperated to carry the fainted woman into the car.

"Well, the drum can't sit down. Commander, you go first, it's important to save people. I'll take a taxi and get back. ”

"It's good! Then let's go first! ”

"Hehe, I'm not going to be a jerk this time, little witch!"

She grimaced at Lina and watched the drums and sherlocks move away quickly. "This gentleman who was hiding behind the truck can come out now." After a few seconds, no one responded to Tianyun's words, as if he was talking to himself.

"Okay, I'll ask you out." Turning his head, Tianyun looked straight at the shadow behind the side of the big truck on the side of the road, and a young man was tied up by Tianyun's spiritual power and dragged in front of him on tiptoe. "Not very friendly though. But you have to be glad that according to my mentality a week ago, you would have been killed by me a long time ago. ”

Woo-woo, the man struggled in the air.

"Uh, choking your neck?"

"Who are you? Ordinary humans have absolutely no such ability! The man, who was finally able to breathe normally, asked loudly.

"If you say that, you must have seen an unusual human? Could it be the Mr. Vampire who guessed in the commander's mouth? Tianyun answered the question.

"Ahem, don't be too complacent, our great god is about to lead our noble and beautiful nocturnal race to rule the entire world. Why don't you let me go, you humble being? Then he knelt down and begged for my forgiveness. Uh-. ”

"Idiot! I stayed here to meet such an idiot? Talking more to this idiot, I'm really worried that I'm going to become an idiot myself. Tianyun looked at the man who was hanging by himself with a disgusted look and turned around and left, "I'd better go back to the base as soon as possible, although I have a back hand, I ......." Without...... Still looking for ......" Tianyun walked all the way away, and the man who was choked by the neck again finally couldn't bear the taste of lack of oxygen, and his head tilted and fainted. Well, this fact proves that even vampires can suffocate without an oxygen supply.

Rushing back to the base at a speed of fifteen meters per second as a warm-up exercise, Tianyun and Zongfang said something and sneaked to the door of Dagu's lounge and entered through the door strangely, half-squatting on the ground and waiting for Dagu silently.

"Wow!"

"Wow!" Frightened by Tianyun's sudden roar, Da Gu, who was about to enter the door, slammed into the wall of the corridor.

"This is called Tianyun roared, and Da Gu trembled three times!" The slut stood up awkwardly.

"Tianyun? What are you doing here? And how did you get into my lounge? Do I remember locking the door when I went out? Da Gu glared at the slut angrily and asked sharply.

"This question is not very important, the important thing is that you need to exercise, exercise well, Diga-san!"

"You!" Da Gu's eyes widened, and he looked at Tianyun with an incredulous expression. "When?"

“OK！ The topic of my first lesson was to destroy you on behalf of humanity! Follow me! Completely ignoring Da Gu's chaotic mentality of now going up, eight and up, the slut pushed Da Gu towards the stairs, "Hurry up!" Run! If you slow down, the captain's sister will really have an accident! ”

"Me? Captain? ”

"Da Guhao, go you!" A whip leg made Da Gu roll down the stairs, and before Da Gu could cry out in pain, a green light had already shone on Da Gu's body.

"Huh? It doesn't hurt anymore! ”

"Keep walking you (beat you)!" Another kick of Dagu continued to roll.

With a pop, Da Gu successfully collapsed at the door before the woman who had just been picked up by our victory team rushed into the captain's lounge that night, perfectly completing the action of blocking the other party.

After Tianyun lazily punched and kicked a few times, the woman who saw that she couldn't do anything turned around and fled from the base.

"What's going on?" Megumi Kuma, who heard the movement and opened the automatic door, asked in unison with Munakata, who had just caught up from the lower floor.

"Vampires! It's a vampire! Command! I saw the fangs on the woman's lips. "And that woman's face is blue, and many of them look like the kind of vampire in movies and television!" ”

"Uh, member of the Great Ancient Army. It's so late, what are you doing lying at the door of my lounge? ”

"That, it's Tianyun." As if he suddenly remembered something, Da Gu immediately blocked his mouth.

"What kind of fight is this with Tianyun's stinky boy?" Zong Fang asked with a bad face. "Could it be that the two colleagues downstairs who were knocked out were also done by Tianyun?"

"Uh, uh. I really don't know downstairs. This, that. It's the weather, the conductor. You heard me wrong, I'm talking about the weather, not the clouds. Because the weather was wet, I slipped and fell down the stairs. Yes, exactly. Absolutely! Da Gu pointed to the corners of his mouth, "Look, the corners of his mouth are bleeding." ”

"Da Gu, when are you like Tianyun and he is out of tune. It's been raining or snowing for the past few days, and it's still a matter of getting humid in the ABP. "Zong Fang, who was worried about the safety of Megumi Juma, immediately became angry with poor Dagusan." Tell me, what the hell is going on? ”

Da Gu looked at the face of the sect that was already green and could be compared to the vampire just now, and suddenly became speechless. [Tianyun, you bastard. This time it's killing me! 】

The next day, he was always recognized by his teammates as a good old man, and Dagu angrily smashed open the door of Tianyun.

"Huh? You're so proactive. I was going to give you a few more days to get used to it, interspersed with a few hours of heart-to-heart talk and counselling sessions. Uh, what's wrong with your two eyes? ”

"It's not all you! Without further ado, let me get out of the air first! ”

"Are you sure you're my opponent empty-handed? Let's talk first. Tianyun, who was holding Da Gu, turned around and walked towards his Xiaoice box.

"I know what you want to know the most. Come, drink a glass of nutrient solution first. ”

As soon as Da Gu sat down, a cup of red, green, and green so-called nutrient solution mixed with N grains of unknown substances like rat feces was delivered to him.

"Don't worry, you can definitely drink it, I don't have to play tricks on you like this!" The foodie also sat in front of Da Gu with a cup of strange-looking nutrient solution. "Speaking of your true identity, let's start with the Jeep No. 3 turned into Lijadelon. Dr. Ezaki: After the three of them changed their life forms into light clusters and left the earth, I have been wondering if Ultraman Tiga is also the state of some human after changing their life forms. The inference that Tiga, who has helped us many times, is a human being is quite reliable, isn't it? And then I just, well, you can understand it this way, and I started to analyze and analyze it with the theoretical knowledge that I had just learned. Then, on Halloween, in the old witch's pumpkin boat, I saw your token of love again after being knocked on the ground by that crystal stick of yours. ”

"That's not my token of love!" Dagu retorted loudly.

"Nonsense! Of course I know that's not! It's a mockery of you single dog. At that time, I had already accepted the inheritance of a high-level civilization and had mastered certain abilities. Naturally, I was more interested in this crystal rod with a unique structure and a more unique substance. That's why I use this stuff that I carry with me. Tianyun took out the Yalan jade tablet he had been carrying with him and shook it in front of Da Gu's eyes, "That stick to you." Bah, do you have a better name to call it? ”

"Well, I call it the Divine Light Stick."

"Divine Light Stick? It's stinky. But it's much better than a crystal stick. That's what it's called. Performed a scan analysis of your Divine Light Stick. After a long period of experimental analysis, we came to a conclusion that your divine light rod can transform the human body and even all life force into a very unique attribute of light. But I'm still not sure you're Ultraman Tiga. Because I'm not sure if the light that Tiga has in nature is the kind you have changed. He glared at Da Gu fiercely, and poured a large cup of nutrient solution fiercely. Tianyun moved out a dozen brick-thick metal blocks from the jade tablet space, "These things you can think of as a super-large capacity and a hard disk that can perform joint computing." These 12 pieces are just some of the conclusions drawn from countless analysis data, and you can take them and see them when you have time. Maybe it will be of great help to you to further your mastery of Tiga's abilities. ”

"Okay, but I don't think I'll be able to read that many papers." Dagu also cautiously took a sip of the nutrient solution, "I, it's so bitter!" ”

"Good, good thing you didn't throw up. This nutrient solution is still very expensive, and this cup is worth half a dragonfly. Where did I go? Oh, yes, in the end, let me confirm that you are Tiga, it was the time when the mechanical island attacked the earth, I swept my mental power behind the gate of the F4 hangar, and the moment Tiga appeared, and then at Chobeliai's place, my mental power completely scanned the scene where you held the divine light rod and transformed. Damn, those experiments that I was about to vomit were not even worth the two times that my mental power swept through. At the end of the day, the big problem is that I already know that you are Tiga, so in order for you to make Tiga stronger to better protect us humans and protect our Mother Earth. I've taken great pains to put together a whole workout plan for you that you can improve on time. ”

"You're not going to ask me if I'd like to work out first? Maybe I don't want to take the initiative to fight Tiga? ”

"First question, as long as you're better than me, you can definitely veto my workout plan at any time. The second question is that please watch the video of yourself transforming into Tiga and fighting. Of course, I've always felt that Tiga's posture when fighting bravely is much more handsome than yours! ”

"I've surrendered, tell me your plan." Da Gu looked helplessly at Tianyun, who was gradually becoming a "demon". [Could it be that Dr. Chen is like this in front of Tianyun? 】

More than an hour later, the slut walked out of Dagu's lounge with a satisfied smile on his face, leaving Dagu's classmate secretly sad inside.

Ahem, what an evocative picture.

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