Chapter 101: A foodie who goes one step further after ending the mentally handicapped
[[[CP|W:355|H:189|A:C|U:http://file1.qidian.com/chapters/20153/14/3145286635619303630902500136812.jpg]]] The ball of light flickered, and then a brilliant stream of light shot out from the thick muzzle of the Atlantis's thick main gun. A few seconds later, the phantom of the mentally handicapped Naga's large disc curled up into a hodgepodge of colorful pastes in a spatial environment violently distorted by the huge energy. From time to time, a few brightly colored streamers of light scattered from the distorted central area like a salute, thumping, well, you shouldn't be able to hear the sounds that these celestial clouds think are very cute in space.
[God of the Universe? When our Yalan civilization developed to the point where it could manufacture planets and galaxies in batches, we didn't dare to call ourselves like this, and you are so bold that you are a waste wood civilization that can even make space leap technology. Well, then what's the name of the words, the guts have hair on them? Is that what you say, Tianyun? 】
Tianyun, who was drinking a bottle of green nutrient solution, frowned, "This is the abstract expressionist oil painting that I have never been able to appreciate or even discern can not be discerned. And the taste of this nutrient solution is really not dripping, too bitter and astringent! Well, long live the Arran civilization! That's right, that's what it says. ”
[My memory now.] Take advantage of this great opportunity. Hurry up and put those discs that were improved last time! After this village, there is no such shop! Hey, the limitations of this level of science and technology really worry me to death! 】
[Do you still have the concept of memory? "Hey, come slowly! It seemed that a thousand catties of boulders were suddenly pressed on his back, and Tianyun put down the bottle in his hand, and his face, which was originally normal, immediately turned red, and gradually had a purple feeling over time.
"Tianyun, are you alright?" The doctor with eight tails turned around and saw the current situation of Tianyun and hurriedly asked.
Tianyun winked at Lina, who had also turned around, and at the same time waved his hand at the Eight Tails with some difficulty, indicating that there was nothing wrong with him, and then closed his eyes. If we peek inside the uniform of the Tianyun Victory Team at this time, we can find that N pale golden filaments of thick energy are overlapping on the surface of Tianyun's body, almost weaving a pale golden armor for Tianyun.
Hu Qing and Robert also turned around to look at Tianyun who seemed to be trying to hold his breath, "Tianyun, have you been constipated lately?" ”
Poof, Tianyun, who was cooperating with his own ability and the Yalan jade tablet on his body, couldn't help but laugh out loud, but he didn't catch his breath and almost didn't really suffocate directly, and his face changed directly from purple to black.
"After I go back, drink more probiotics and yogurt, which will help intestinal peristalsis and help digestion." Robert followed suit.
"It's a drop!" Some carrot alien who can't speak still insists on interjecting. "Oh, a foot harder. (I drink it all the time, too.) )”
In the midst of the nonsense of a few people, the violent distortion of the space in the distance finally subsided, and Lina drove the Atlantis closer to scout, "What's that?" Hu Qing pointed to a few flashes in the pitch-black universe in the camera and asked.
But before the other curious children could get closer, the twinkling things disappeared.
"Probably the escaped Mags energy." Dr. Yao glanced at the data on the computer screen in front of him.
"Homecoming! There are two big guys out there in the research city! He took out a tissue and wiped the sweat on his forehead, and at some point, Tianyun, who had returned to normal, opened his uniform to dissipate heat, and then sat up straight unhurriedly, "Director Lao Dou, you said yes?" ”
"That's right, you guys rush back to Earth immediately and help Ultraman Tiga kill those two monsters!" Sawai, who had just returned to his normal thinking in the command room, nodded.
"Understood!"
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Late at night, at TPC's Far East headquarters, in addition to the soldiers on duty and the necessary duty posts of the police department, most of the headquarters employees who have worked hard all day have been lying in their lounges enjoying a good leisure time. And Tianyun, a big foodie who is famous in the branches of various TPC bases, is tiptoeing in the corridor of the ABP with his usual super large backpack on his back.
"Hehe, fortunately, I let the little witch rush to the battlefield of the research city in time, and I'm afraid that those science classes will even be able to scrape away the ground in one fell swoop!" Flipping the bulging black backpack on his back, Tianyun walked in the dim light with a triumphant expression on his face. "Wha......."
Turning a corner through a large hallway, I turned into a small room. Tianyun took out an electronic key from his pocket and opened the automatic door on the other side of the small room. On the other side of the automatic door, there is no other place than the "heaven" where Tianyun has to volunteer every morning - the kitchen of the headquarters restaurant.
"Haha, although I still haven't become a great foodie who can support myself, I still have a perfect grasp of the basic skill of handling ingredients after working here for so much time. Aha....... Tianyun took out a large black "stone" from his large backpack, put it into the largest sink in the kitchen with a bang, unscrewed the water valve, and took a large brush from a stainless steel frame behind him. Humming a strange song, Tianyun began to brush the big stone vigorously. "It's really hard enough to freeze, it's worthy of ....... But if it's not frozen strong enough, I'll have to have a refrigerator to keep the ingredients fresh. I brush, I brush, I brush, I brush. After washing for a while, this big stone revealed its true face of Lushan, a large piece of flesh that was frozen like a big stone.
"Hehehe......." Tianyun smiled happily, "Come on!" And two big pieces! As he spoke, Tianyun bent down again and dug out two black "stones" from his large backpack again.
Ten minutes later, three pieces of frozen meat stood side by side on an oversized cutting board, and Tianyun took out the largest and widest kitchen knife from the knife holder on the side and slashed down viciously at one of the frozen meats. Bang, there was only a small hole left on the piece of meat, but the kitchen knife that was accidentally not grasped rebounded and smashed on Tianyun's head, and Tianyun fell to the ground in response. After a long while, I saw Tianyun touching his head and pulling the shelf to get up, "It really takes all kinds of difficulties to eat this meat." ”
A silver blade of light thirty or forty centimeters long poked out from Tianyun's right hand, "Ahh Look at my Tianyun's self-created Tianyun slash! "When I was abused by the obscene old bean for a long time, the ability I gained was really much stronger than the metal kitchen knife. A dazzling flash of silver light flashed, and the work of shredding the corpse was completed, and the three pieces of frozen meat were divided into four large parts by Tianyun. A thick or thin slice of meat, a steak of different sizes, a long and short strip of meat, and the most of all, a piece of meat with a variety of strange appearances.
After thawing the meat in the microwave oven and loosening the meat with a wooden hammer, Tianyun casually looked at the time. "Oh, it's almost time for that lewd old bean's metamorphosis training, I'm going to have to hurry up a little more. Come on! ”
I took out a lot of things from my big backpack again, such as a big pot, two small pots, and N dishes and pans! It's strange that this black backpack, which looks like it's only half a person's height, can fit so many things in it.
I looked around the kitchen where spices and spices were placed. "Sea salt? I also want small particles, I'll take a whole piece, kiss the small particles of sea salt? Where did you last see it? It's not good if the kitchen is too big. Oh yes, finally found it! Uhh Tianyun opened his bow left and right, holding black pepper in one hand and small particles of sea salt in the other, facing the meat steaks and meat strips in the two large pots in front of him. The steaks and strips in the two pots will also be weirdly automatically smoothed, turned and stirred. Finally, a large bottle of red wine with a very beautiful packaging appeared out of thin air on the two pots, and the red wine with a charming color was drawn in a graceful arc in the air and poured on the flesh.
"Haha, the pillar they blackmailed my precious red wine also came in handy! OK! That's it! ”
"You idiot, sprinkle spices! Mine is going to sprinkle the broken leaves of that giant dogtail grass! The obscene silver-haired old bean suddenly appeared to prompt.
"Oops, forgot! But I really don't have any spices for yours. ”
"Don't worry! I've already prepared the old beans myself. Here's it! ”
"Meow, you really have it, you still do it! Can this be put together with rosemary! I've got to get another pot and separate it from you! ”
"Why is there so much nonsense? Hurry up! It's not too early! I still have to train, in view of today's abundant harvest of energy, so I have a conscience and decide to increase the amount of training without increasing the price! ”
"Your conscience is broken!" After neatly stuffing the pots and pans containing all kinds of meat back into his big backpack, and snatching several tomatoes and potatoes from the refrigerator, Tianyun who was on his backpack waved his hand in a dashing manner, not taking away a bunch of tomatoes, potato skins and water stains on the ground.
A few hours later, Tianyun, who seemed to have been completely broken, was wrapped in a bath towel and slumped on the soft sofa in his lounge. "Lewd old bean, how long will this damn state last?"
"Don't worry, it's a month at most!" The obscene old bean, who sucked his saliva, stared at an electric pressure cooker on the table with bright eyes.
"I knew it! Lie to me beforehand, just a few hours! Tianyun, whose muscles were still trembling and trembling, glanced at the obscene old bean angrily.
"If not, when can you make up your mind? How can such a good opportunity be encountered all day long. So I decisively used deception tactics. "Old Doudou's body seems to float leisurely in the air.
Ding Dong - the lid of the electric pressure cooker automatically pops up. Then, a slump of fragrant curry instantly filled the room.
With a bang, Tianyun, which was originally soft into a pile of mud, and the leisurely obscene old bean rushed to the electric pressure cooker with lightning speed. Tianyun, a Terran mutant who is basically not an ordinary human being, and the obscene old bean, who is not a human at all, ignored the hot and sticky juice, and directly stretched out his evil claws to scoop up a few pieces of meat stained with curry and stuffed them into their mouths.
Crunched a few times. "Ahh Cool! After Tianyun's teeth were torn and grinded, he swallowed and the sound of praise full of happiness sounded.