"Narcissus? Do you like this type of girl? Yang Yi was stunned and said: "Think about it, your Lin family is also a famous family, there should be an endless stream of people who come to propose marriage, there are countless ladies and celebrities, competing to join the Lin family, how can you like narcissus?" ”

Lin Yuenan said with a straight face: "The so-called celebrities and ladies in the commander's mouth are actually with me for the benefit of the family, and when I think of this, I am not interested." Not to mention Miss Narcissus's superhuman appearance and qualifications, it is even more rare that she can touch the deepest string in my heart. Alas! What the hell should I do? Hiding in my heart is a secret love, and if the confession is rejected, maybe I won't even have to be a friend. ”

Yang Yi laughed and said, "There is no rule in the arsenal that you are not allowed to have boyfriends and girlfriends. If you really like narcissus, go after it, and I won't interfere with you. Of course, you have to treat Narcissus with sincerity, and if it's just for fun, I'm the first to let you go! ”

Lin Yuenan hurriedly sat up: "Commander, don't laugh, I really like Miss Narcissus!" Unfortunately, I don't know what she thinks of me, and I don't know what her interests are. Commander, you've been with them for a long time, can you give me some advice? ”

Yang Yi thought about it, nodded Zhi Tianxiu and said: "This girl Narcissus usually doesn't talk much, but according to my understanding, she should like the kind of man who is more rough and arrogant." And that kind of cream boy should not be his cup of tea. Compared with her, she grew up in the rivers and lakes, and her living habits and hobbies should be different from ordinary girls. ”

Lin Yuenan frowned and said, "Commander, can you tell me in detail?" Two brothers in my life, my life's affairs depend on you! ”

Yang Yi exhaled a puff of smoke and thought for a while before saying: "First of all, the image, people in the rivers and lakes like to be eclectic and free, for example, if you go to fight today, do you think it is more appropriate for you to beat people in a suit or jeans?" Hairstyle, temperament, words and deeds, these things can't be changed in a day or two, since you want to chase Narcissus, you have to do what you like, observe the other brothers in the arsenal and see how they usually are. ”

Lin Yuenan was stunned and said: "It's usually full of swearing, dressing indecently, walking swaggeringly, and smiling if you have nothing to do?" ”

"Low ideological awareness!" Yang Yi laughed and said, "What you said are all the gangsters in the movie, especially the low-level members. Aside from the gimmicks, there's nothing eye-catching at all. After a pause, he said: "First of all, roughness, the so-called roughness is not full of swearing, but to have a man's unique charm." In this world, the beauty of women lies in the beauty of weakness, while the beauty of men is masculine, and the two sides are attracted to each other and thus combined. The real roughness is informal, and it is to show the unique masculine charm of men. For example, did you see the two brothers Lei Dong and Lei Yao before? They didn't have to speak, just standing there, they were full of masculine charm. ”

Lin Yuenan nodded as if he didn't understand: "What about arrogance?" ”

Yang Yi threw away the cigarette butt and said: "This is even simpler, the so-called arrogance does not have to be spendthrift and take out a lot of banknotes to sprinkle everywhere, but to consume at the right time." For example, you and Narcissus are shopping and suddenly a little girl sells flowers. And at this time, what you need to do is to show your love and pride, don't feel sorry for that money, and directly use all the two hundred yuan to buy flowers. You can not only please the daffodils with flowers, but also show your boldness at the same time. Remember, the real boldness is not how much money you are willing to spend on a girl, but how much you are willing to treat him with sincerity. ”

Lin Yuenan frowned and said: "There is a certain degree of difficulty in this, I have been carrying more than ten cards on me for a long time, how can it be that there are only two hundred yuan?" ”

Yang Yi looked unteachable, and sighed: "Won't you put away your cards?" Anyway, you have to follow Narcissus during this time, so you might as well tell her that you have a temporary falling out with your family, and all the cards have been frozen, and you have become a poor bastard. After that, slowly start your offensive based on these techniques I told you. By the way, if you have the opportunity, show your side as a man at a critical moment, that is, you have the ability to protect her, even if you are injured, you will never allow her to make a mistake. In short, the knowledge of chasing girls is more profound than the knowledge in school textbooks, and it will take you a long time to get started. ”

Lin Yuenan finally understood a little when he heard this, and hurriedly nodded: "Then I'll do what you say!" I'll keep you informed of the details! ”

……

When he left the hospital, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening, and Yang Yi called a taxi and rushed to the place where he had made an appointment with Chu Lixue and the others.

This is a relatively popular roadside hot pot stall, due to the relationship of time, there are only a few tables of customers in the huge store at the moment, Chu Lixue and others are sitting in the middle of the hall, talking and laughing quietly at the moment, after seeing Yang Yi appear, Chu Lixue snorted, raised his hand and shouted: "Boss!" Checkout! ”

The boss responded, Yang Yi hurriedly stopped her, and said with a smile: "Boss, don't listen to her, I'm a little delayed, I just arrived, bring me a little bit of anything delicious, and wait for the next checkout!" As he spoke, he pulled up a wooden stool and sat between Jin Ruoxi and Chu Lixue, and said with a smile: "I'm really sorry, it's been a long delay." ”

"We're all about the same, it's better if you don't come!" Chu Li said coldly with a stilted face: "Come here to make people suspicious?" ”

The boss visually inspected the situation on the table, barely understood some of the situation, and leaned into Yang Yi's ear and whispered: "Brother, it is common for girls to make trouble, just coax." Today's dishes and drinks are 8.8% off, you eat slowly, don't rush! ”

Yang Yi knew that the boss would be wrong, but he didn't break it, and nodded: "Then thank you!" ”

The dishes that had been ordered before were served again, and many dishes such as beef, hairy tripe, yellow throat, and goose intestines were served, and after the fire was lit, the pot began to boil, and the aroma came out.

Seeing Yang Yihou hurriedly pour all the dishes into the pot, Chu Lixue said coldly: "What? Done with work? Know you're hungry? I thought you were made of iron! ”

While the food was still undercooked in the pot, Yang Yi said with a smile: "I could have come a long time ago, but I didn't expect to encounter a very happy thing on the road, so I delayed it for a while." ”

"What's so exciting?" Chu Lixue and the others were aroused by curiosity, and subconsciously asked.

"Didn't our team get a black whistle from that referee today?" Yang Yi put a piece of beef into the bowl and said with a smile: "On the way, I saw several people beating up this referee, and I think it should be the fans who support Yinan Middle School." Now the referee is lying in the hospital, and it is estimated that he will not be able to get out of bed in two or three months. ”

"Well deserved!" Chu Lixue snorted: "Why didn't such a referee beat him to death?" You just watched the excitement for so long? ”

Yang Yi smiled and said: "Of course not, I also participated in the investigation and told the police officers all the ugly things he did, and then they found out some things about this referee taking bribes, hehe!" Not only has he been beaten up now, but I'm afraid he won't be able to enter the sports world again. ”

Jin Ruoxi knew that what he said was not exactly the truth, and he didn't wear it, and said with a smile: "Brother, you have been delayed for so long, and we are discussing the matter of traveling!" Do you want to participate? ”

"What outing?" As he spoke, Yang Yi had already eaten half of the beef and a portion of goose intestines, and said vaguely in his mouth: "Is it organized by the school?" ”

"Every year the school organizes outings, but today it has been postponed to the winter." Zhao Ningyu explained: "Since there are so many classes, each class will go to different places at different times, and it will be our class in a few days. We are planning to go to the mountainous areas outside Yinan, do Mr. Yang have any good suggestions? ”

Yang Yi said indifferently: "The so-called outing is just to let the children relax a little more after studying, and it doesn't matter where they go." However, it is important to remember that you must not go to a dangerous place, and no one can be held responsible if something goes wrong. ”

"I'm going too, brother, can you go with me?" Jin Ruoxi pulled Yang Yi's arm and said coquettishly: "Anyway, this trip is a self-help trip, and even the fare is paid by ourselves, so there should be no problem for us to go." Right? As she spoke, she looked at Zhao Ningyu: "Sister Zhao, that's the case, right?" ”

Zhao Ningyu said with a smile: "That's right, although it is a class outing, all the in-service employees of the school can participate and bring people, provided that they are all responsible for the expenses." If Ruoxi wants to go, let your brother take you with you. ”

Yang Yi originally wanted to refuse, but he really resisted Jin Ruoxi's pitiful eyes, and nodded helplessly: "Didn't you have enough fun last time I went to the Thousand Buddha Temple?" Let's go! You're going to go home honestly when you come back from this trip, you know? ”

Jin Ruoxi spit out her cute tongue and nodded, "Got it!" Verbosity like an old man! "After coming out for so long, she is also a little homesick, since Yang Yi mentioned it, then she will go back, and it is okay to come out to find Yang Yi after a while. After making up my mind, I felt a lot more relaxed.

Zhao Ningxin and Qian Yuanyuan came to Jin Ruoxi's side and said in a low voice: "It's a pity that it's winter, otherwise we can still swim in the lake in the mountains!" However, in winter, it is said that there are many delicious foods that cannot be seen in the city in the mountains and forests, and when the time comes, we can have a picnic, we can catch small animals, and we can pick wild fruits, which makes people feel excited to think about it! ”

Jin Ruoxi had never experienced these things, and she was also very excited, and nodded: "Okay!" We'll have a good time! ”

Yang Yi said angrily: "On such a cold day, the little animals have already hibernated. Where else can you catch you? Even some estimates have been done by the aborigines. Not to mention wild fruits, if you eat poisonous ones, you will have to send them to the hospital for rescue at that time. Listen to me, bring some food and play for yourself when the time comes, and don't think that life in the mountains and forests will be easy! ”

When all the dishes were finished, Yang Yi drank two more bottles of beer, and after seeing that the time was not early, he paid the bill and took Jin Ruoxi home.

This book was first published in Reading Book Worm