[Chapter 2, Volume 2]

Chapter 273 Chapter 272 Disaster to you for the rest of your life

"Hey, hey!" He laughed evilly: "If I really want to cause trouble, I will be the first to trouble you!" ”

She smiled and glared: "You are a minion, and you dare to cause trouble to the Queen Mother?" I'm not afraid that this palace will give you ......."

He blinked: "Do you know who the eunuch leader next to the Queen Mother just said is?" ”

"Yo? I'm here for the exam! She tilted her head: "You think I really don't know!" The big eunuch next to the Empress Dowager Cixi should be Li Lianying! ”

"Tsk!" He let out a voice of admiration: "I can't see it! Our professors really know everything! As soon as he finished speaking, he leaned close to her ear and said evilly: "However, do you know why Li Lianying is favored in front of such a picky Empress Dowager Cixi? ”

She shook her head: "I really don't know this, I haven't studied it!" Do you know? ”

He narrowed his eyes and pointed to his cheeks: "Come on!" Give a bonus! Tell you right away! ”

"Oops!" She smiled and dodged away: "You big scoundrel, you know to take advantage of me!" If I want to say that I will promise you somewhere else, there are so many people here, and you are not afraid of others watching jokes! ”

But he suddenly straightened his face: "What's so terrible about this!" The two of us are serious boyfriends and girlfriends, and we are not some disgraceful men and women who steal joy, what are we afraid of? ”

"Alright!" Her mind moved, obviously attracted by his domineering, "I'll give you a reward!" Raising his head, he touched his face lightly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hmmm! Beautiful! After receiving the grace of the beauty, he was very proud, leaned close to her ear and said: "The reason why Li Lianying got the favor of the Empress Dowager Cixi by virtue of her eunuch body, in addition to his careful consideration of everything, there is another important reason, that is, he is not a real eunuch, but a fully functional man!" ”

"Really?" She opened her mouth wide: "There is such a thing? ”

"Haha!" He laughed: "These things can't be verified in the official history anyway, they can only be legends. But even the legends are very believable. As the saying goes, there is no wind and no waves, since the people say so, there must be such a thing, what do you say? ”

"Humph!" She shook her head dismissively, "You! You know to study these lace wild histories, I don't believe it! ”

He pretended to smile mysteriously: "You don't know this! Jin Yong's novel is an adaptation based on historical facts, don't you deny this? ”

"Hmm!" She nodded: "I know that Jin Yong's novels are basically created along the historical development line!" ”

Seeing that she was already in the set, his smile became even worse: "Since this is the case, do you know that Jin Yong's writing of "The Story of Deer and Ding" is actually an allusion to Li Lianying!" ”

"Oh?" Her eyes widened, and then she tilted her head again, expressing disbelief: "How do I remember that Wei Xiaobao wrote about the Kangxi period!" Don't think I'm stupid, just fool me! ”

Seeing that she was serious, he became more and more happy: "Haha! Do you still know Wei Xiaobao! It seems that you have really read "The Legend of Deer and Ding"! ”

She also couldn't stop laughing: "Hey! What do you think! You boys are allowed to read martial arts, but we girls are not allowed to watch it! However, you men are all animals who think with their lower bodies, do you think of yourself as Wei Xiaobao? ”

He neither admitted nor denied it, just looked at her and smiled, leading the topic away: "I can't see it!" You are so innocent that you won't even let me touch it, but you even know that men think with their lower bodies. It is said that practice produces true knowledge, but I don't know where you get this true knowledge. ”

"You?" She raised her hand to hit: "You guy, you have a bad heart, it's okay to bury me!" ”

He grabbed her hand: "How dare I bury you!" You see you have said it, we men all regard ourselves as Wei Xiaobao, but that is not necessarily. Do you know that Jin Yong wrote this Wei Xiaobao, to a large extent, alluding to this Li Lianying? ”

She was stunned: "I really don't know this. However, it is also possible that what you said is also a habitual method to insinuate the latter dynasty with the previous dynasty! ”

"That's right!" He affirmed it in a timely manner: "This Wei Xiaobao is a fake eunuch, and the novel is written that he coincidentally escaped the level of purification." In fact, the same is true of Li Lianying, saying that he has also avoided the level of purification or is not completely clean, and still has the function of a man, so he can make such a picky Cixi feel unstoppable and like a fish in water! ”

She exclaimed in surprise, "Oops! If you really say so, then this eunuch leader has really brought disaster to the Queen Mother! ”

"That's right!" He proudly hugged her slender waist: "How is it?" Lafayette, now that you have learned the truth, and you don't want me to harm other palace maids and concubines, then you can join me in the disaster at night, okay? ”

"You're beautiful!" She sighed, although he had taken advantage of him, but still refused to admit defeat, so she picked up chopsticks and took out a dumpling from the copper pot, stuffed it straight into his mouth, and said while stuffing: "You are the master, you have to pay attention to hospitality." You taste the saltiness of this dumpling first, and see if such a delicious thing can plug your mouth first! ”

He was taken aback, seeing that her movements were coming quickly, he was afraid that she would not be able to make a head, this dumpling that had just been fished out of the hot pot was extremely hot, if it was really burned, this mouth would immediately afford a big bag. But at this time, it was too late to hide back, so she had to open her mouth wide, ready to bite the dumplings she sent over first, and then eat them when they were cooler.

Just as the dumplings on her chopsticks were about to reach his mouth, she suddenly stopped and smiled, "Oops! I forgot that this was just boiling, if this burns you, it must be blistered! ”

Seeing that she was so heartfelt, he laughed: "Oops! Or my sunny child knows cold and hot! I'm afraid you'll burn me! ”

She smiled, but she didn't speak, put the dumplings to her mouth, and blew softly, which had the taste of a beautiful woman's cheeks, and made him stunned.

After a while, probably because the dumplings were already cooling, she stretched her chopsticks forward again, ready to hand them to his mouth.

"Hmmm! This is good! What a good wife! He exclaimed, this time his mouth opened wider, and he couldn't wait to catch the dumplings in one bite and feel her cool friendship.

"Hee-hee!" She let out a sly laugh, and before he could react, she withdrew her chopsticks, stuffed the dumplings directly into her mouth, and chewed happily.

"You!" He couldn't help but exclaim when he saw that the reward he was looking forward to suddenly flew away. But there is no way, such a baby that you love and hurt, what can you do with her? I really didn't have a temper at all because of her!

She became proud, shook her legs vigorously, and kicked him from time to time: "How's it going?" Little plums! If you call Lafayette a few more times, the palace will be happy, and I will reward you with a meal! ”

At this point, it is useless to be surprised, only by coaxing well, can you get the grace of beauty. So, he was cheeky: "Gotta it! Galeries Lafayette! As long as you eat deliciously! If you want to say that you are really good at grasping the timing, you have just refilled the soup three times at this time, and the taste of the dumplings should be the most delicious, I wonder how you tasted it? ”

"Hmmm! Delicious! It's delicious! There was a smile on her face: "Little plum!" No matter how sweet your mouth is, the key depends on your actions! Why are you still stunned, hurry up and continue to take the soup pot and add soup to it! ”

"Yes!" He answered, picked up the small copper kettle, and in her smug gaze, prepared to add soup to the hot pot. But, for some reason, just as she had stopped just now, his hand stopped halfway through.

"What's wrong?" She swallowed all the dumplings in her mouth: "You can't stand serving Miss Ben for so long?" ”

"How can you!" He smiled and put down the small copper kettle and picked up his chopsticks, "Lafayette!" Don't you know, I've already added three soups just now, and now the dumplings are all floating, which is the most delicious. If you add more soup, the flavor of the soup will be too strong, and the flavor of the dumplings and fillings will be weak. Only these three dishes are the best, and the soup and flavor go well with the flavor of the dumplings! So, I'm going to stop adding soup, just take out all these floating dumplings and put them on your plate, let them cool for a while, so that you can eat them bite by bite! ”

"Hmm!" She burst out laughing, "Oops! Little plums! It seems that you are good at waiting! Be sure to keep it up, and let Hongu see how long you can keep it. If you can keep it for a year, this palace will give you a yellow coat. If you can keep it for ten years, the palace will give you an official and a knight. If you can keep it for a lifetime, this palace will be ......"

Before she could finish speaking, he had already pounced on her, touched her forehead lightly, and then whispered in her ear: "I am willing to be plagued by me for the rest of my life!" ”

"You?" She let out an exclamation, but was shocked by his strong strength, especially the last words he uttered, which hit the softest place in her heart.

"Ahh The shock in her heart made her cry out softly and close her eyes tightly.

He knew that he could kiss her unscrupulously at this time, so he didn't hesitate to kiss her heavily.

Who will be affectionate, indifferent, and smiling, what is the reason. Huafa is pale and old, but this situation is still the same. Year after year, before the flower and under the moon, a fragrant wine.

Although the times have been very open, such a golden boy and girl are so affectionate in this bustling store, which still arouses the attention of many people. Later, the side suddenly quieted down, and then some people who watched the excitement applauded and deliberately coaxed.

The two of them hurriedly parted, she had never seen such a formation, and her face was already flushed with shame. In the eyes of everyone, he hugged her lightly as if she was nothing, and scolded her in a Xijing accent: "What do you see, what's so good-looking, haven't you seen someone sister?" ”