Mr.2 von Clay

"Hey, Long Fei. There's something I want to ask you. At the stern of the Merry, Zoro watched the dragon fly over as he was lying on a chaise longue drinking a drink.

"Well, what's the matter?" Long Fei said casually

"Do you know what it takes to cut steel?"

"Cutting steel?"

"The teacher who taught me swordsmanship once told me that if you want to reach the realm of a swordsman, you must understand the ability to cut through steel."

"Well...... let's put it this way, I have the ability to cut through steel, but if you ask me how to cut him, I can't say."

"Why?" Sauron was puzzled

"Cutting steel is a kind of artistic conception, it belongs to something that can only be understood and not spoken, which needs to rely on personal chance and understanding, some people may only understand it instantly because of someone's unintentional words or a scene, and some people may not be able to comprehend it for a lifetime. However, since you asked, let me tell you my own understanding. (There is no such thing as cutting steel in the Hokage)" Long Fei sat up and put down the juice in his hand.

"You know, all objects in the world are made up of the most basic atoms, and according to their arrangement, the strength of the objects will be different. Since objects are made up of atoms in different arrangements, the objects themselves also have different textures, which are the lines between the atoms and each other. Do you know about splitting wood? ”

"Splitting wood?"

"Yes, it's splitting wood, you know why it's the same piece of wood, some people can easily split the wood in one go, and the split side will look smooth. How many times does someone have to split the wood? ”

"....... is it because of the texture?"

"That's right, it's the texture, and the reason why some people can split the wood at one time is because they have reached its texture, so the split side will appear smooth."

"So how do you find the texture?"

"If you want to find its texture, you first have to learn to listen to the breath of everything."

"The breath of all things? You're saying that steel breathes, it's unlikely. Sauron was a little confused

"If everything is made of atoms, living things breathe, why can't steel? As a simple example, do you know thermal expansion and cold contraction? ”

"I do know that when an object is heated, it grows larger, and when it cools, it returns to its original state."

"Do you know why there is such a change?"

"Why?"

"You know the expansion and contraction of heat, but you don't know the principle." Long Fei was rather speechless

"The reason why this is so is that the shape of the atoms is irregular, so there will be spaces of different sizes in the arrangement between the atoms, and since there is space, there will be air, and when the air is heated, it will expand, so the volume of the object will increase. The breath of steel refers to the air that leads from its texture to the outside in its inner space. I say so, are you white, oh, by the way, the so-called listening does not mean the ear, but this. Long Fei pointed his finger at Sauron's heart. Then he got up and left, leaving Sauron alone in thought.

(Regarding the conclusion of cutting steel, Wuliu is also obtained by hearsay, so don't spray it if it's not right.) )

…………………………………………………………………….

"Luffy, don't lie, tell me what you know, hey, why are you pretending to look next to you and look at me well." Sanji is interrogating Luffy.

"No, really, I really don't know anything." Luffy pouted and waved his hands, his eyes rolling wildly, not daring to look at Sanji.

"Then let me ask you, in order to be able to survive to Alabastan, why did I divide the food of 9 people and disappear overnight, don't do fearless resistance anymore, you are not suitable to put on such a nonchalant face." Obviously, Sanji won't believe Luffy's words at all, so much food was all gone overnight, and he didn't have to think about it to know that Luffy must have eaten it.

"Hey, there's something on your lips." Looking at Luffy, who still refuses to admit it, Sanji decides to frame Luffy with words.

"Oops, I didn't wipe it clean after eating." As soon as Luffy said his words, he realized that he had missed his mouth, and quickly covered his mouth, but unfortunately it was too late.

"Sure enough, you stole it." Looking at Luffy who didn't admit himself, Sanji suddenly became angry and asked Luffy to kick and crash into the wall.

"I can't stand it, ah, Nami, you also saw that the large mousetrap is no longer enough (rat = Luffy?) Buy me a lockable refrigerator. “

"That's right, I'll think about it, it's a life-threatening matter," Nami said, as she looked at the crook sitting on the side of the boat, a reindeer and a duck, who were fishing casually, their bulging mouths and non-stop chewing movements indicating that Luffy was not the only big rat stealing food.

Seeing Nami's gaze, Sanji immediately understood, so he came behind the three of them, "Hey, can you catch a fish?" “

And the three who were already thieves found that Sanji came behind him, and immediately swallowed the food in his mouth and destroyed the evidence

Sanji pressed his hands on Usopp and Kalu's heads, respectively, and then slammed their heads into Chopper in the middle. The faces of the three of them immediately deformed and fell to the ground.

"Really, not to be taken lightly."

…………………………………….

Luffy and Usopp are fishing, but they can't catch fish at all, because all the bait used for fishing is eaten by Luffy, a foodie.

At this time, Wei Wei walked over, "Luffy, Usopp, what did you catch?" Then they saw that Luffy and Usopp had Karui tied to their fishing lines, and it was clear that the two of them had taken Karui as bait because there was no bait.

"Karui, don't." slightly

"Can you drop a shark?" Luffy

"I'd rather catch a sea king." Usopp

"What did you two do to Karui." Slammed Luffy's and Usopp's heads together.

The Merry then sailed into a cloud of fog created by an undersea volcanic eruption. The crowd lost sight for a moment. At the same time, the ship of Mr. 2 von Clay, who had been ordered by Klockdahl to intercept Mr. 3, also entered the fog.

……………………………

"It's over. What happened to me, how could I catch a duck and fly in the sky. After exiting the fog, Mr. von Clay, who had regained his sight, was surprised to find that he was not on his boat, but instead clutching a duck and hanging in the air.

At the same time, Luffy and Usopp also found Von Cree, who was wearing a somewhat strange costume on Karui.

"Is he human?" Luffy.

"I don't know." Usopp

"Ale" hears Luffy and Usopp talking, and Von Clay lets go of his hand holding Karui, but he forgets that he is hanging in the air at this time, so Von Clay tragically falls into the sea.

"Help, please, I'm a landlubber."

"I'm still one, I'm going to die. Ah, it's so dangerous, I didn't expect to be rescued by strange pirates, and I will never forget your great kindness for the rest of my life. Also, can you please treat me to a bowl of hot soup? Vonclay knelt on the boat drenched and thanked everyone for saving their lives.

"Nope." xN。

"We're all starving."

"You can't swim, do you?" Luffy

"yes, because I ate the Devil Fruit."

"What kind of fruit." Usopp was a little curious.

"Well, it's useless to be anxious until my boat comes to pick me up, I'll put on a show to cheer you up."

"Hey, Luffy, who did you save......." At this time, Long Fei walked out of the cabin, and when he saw Mr. Von Cree, who was showing Luffy and a few people his Devil Fruit ability, the words in his mouth couldn't help but stop.

Long Fei looked at Mr.2 Feng Crey, who had heavy makeup on his face, wiped lipstick, exposed his hairy feet, a swan coat, and a ballet costume, and had two words "shemale" in his mind. Especially when Feng Clei mistook Long Fei for a woman and gave Long Fei a flying kiss to Wei Weiwei, Long Fei's whole person collapsed instantly. Long Fei covered his chest with his right hand, and slowly turned around and walked to the side to squat in the corner with a hurt expression, exuding a low aura throughout his body. And the few people on the boat looked at Long Fei with puzzled expressions.

Von Crey, who wanted to show everyone his fruit ability, suddenly slapped a palm on the face of the defenseless Luffy, slapping Luffy away, seeing Von Clay suddenly make a move on Luffy, Nami and Usopp were taken aback, and Zoro wanted to draw his sword against each other. And at this time, I saw that Vonclay had become Luffy's appearance, not only did he look exactly the same, but even his voice was the same.

"With my left hand, I can return to the original state, which is the ability I got by eating the Devil Fruit." As he spoke, Von Clay turned back into his face.

"Even the voice and physique are the same."

"I can imitate anyone who touches my face with this right hand, even my body." Feng Cre, who transformed into Nami, pulled off his clothes (anyone who has watched pirate anime knows that almost all the women in pirates don't wear underwear.) )。 And Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper instantly widened their eyes.

"Bang", the result is that Von Clay tragically experienced the treatment that Luffy Zoro and the others enjoyed for a while, and was knocked down by a punch from a furious Nami, with a big bag on his head. However, the matter was not over yet, as soon as Von Clay sat up, a sharp sword suddenly landed on his neck, and the sharp blade made Von Clay's hair explode all over his body. This person was none other than Long Fei, who was squatting in the corner of the wall before. At this time, Long Fei was looking at Feng Clei with a gloomy face.

"This, this young lady, don't get excited, you have something to say."

"Sister, your sister's sister, you listen to me." Long Fei pointed at Nami and said, "This is my wife, if you dare to become my wife and do some obscene things in the future, I will cut you into slices and throw you into the sea to feed the fish." ”

"I'm so sorry, not anymore." Feng Clay very decisively admitted his mistake and apologized, after all, his life was still in the hands of the other party

Under Feng Clei's repeated assurances, Long Fei put away the blade and turned away directly, Long Fei really didn't want to face Feng Clei's face for even more than a second.

After that, Von Clay continued to show his abilities to Luffy Usopp and Chopper, and several people got into a mess, and soon Von Clay's boat came to borrow him. Then, Von Clay jumped on his boat in a farewell with Luffy, "Little ones, let's go." “

"Yes, Mr. 2 Lord von Cree."

"What did they call him just now?" After Feng Cray left, Long Fei looked at the mouth

“Mr.2!!!.” xN