Chapter 21: Robbed

More than 2,000 miles from Hubei to Beijing, Lichen intended to let Yunhua have more experience, so he bought a donkey on the set and let Yunhua sit on it, the master and apprentice pretended to be the father and daughter in a hurry, Yunhua was quite excited all the way, chattering all the way, and the little fox didn't know what to be excited about, if Yunhua didn't hold on to it along the way, I don't know how many times I lost it. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Yunhua can only desperately scare it, if it is caught, it will be stripped of its skin and made into a coat Yunyun. But the fox still doesn't change. Yunhua regretted that he was soft-hearted and took the fox on the road.

The two of them stopped and stopped, and they couldn't walk dozens of miles a day, so the itinerary was stretched very long, and as for the emperor's will, it had long been abandoned. From Hubei to Henan to walk a mountain road, Chenzheng walked while listening to Yunhua a little adult riding a donkey to educate the little fox, turning over and over is to educate Yunhua himself on weekdays, listening to quite cola. At this moment, two thieves jumped out of the mountain forest, and without a knife, they took two wooden sticks and stopped in front of them.

"This... I opened this mountain, I planted this road, and I wanted to. I'm going to get here and leave some money for the road." The two robbers were obviously not very skilled in business, and although their faces were fierce, if their legs were not so tense and trembling. The two of them are wearing torn jackets, and they don't pull the base, which is really a shame in the green forest world. Not to mention that even Yunhua was not nervous at all, and the little girl actually laughed out loud. Lichen wailed in his heart, the little girl couldn't be frightened, this robber deserved to be too ashamed.

"Little girl. Laugh at me, I'm robbing, take out the money, hurry up, or I'll kill both of you. killed". One of them was upset and waved a wooden stick.

Props are not good, eloquence is not good, momentum is not good, and dress up is not good. Lichen silently gave the other party a bad review. sighed and said: "It's not easy for you two to eat on the rivers and lakes, this deep mountain and old forest, it's still cold," the two robbers who said it nodded straightly. I understand that these two thieves are completely unsuitable for mixing in the bandit world with extremely high requirements for personal quality. He took out dozens of copper coins from his body and said: "It's not easy for you two in this cold day, you can't let the two of you run for nothing." Our father and daughter passed by here, and we didn't have much money on us, so don't be too little. โ€œ

When the two thieves saw the copper coin, their eyes began to glow, to be honest, the two brothers had been in this ravine for several days, and they didn't dare to go up when there were many people, and they couldn't frighten people when there were few people. There are few fuel-efficient ones that can run outside these days. So the harvest is really pitiful. I didn't expect that today's operation has become a "big deal".

"Not too little, not too little" The two thieves were not interested. Lichen handed over the money, but he didn't leave, and even pulled the two robbers to chat.

"It's not good to be a year this year," the dust opened the topic.

"In fact, the harvest is okay, that is, the government is urging tightly, and there are relatives in the village who are studying in the name of relatives, so we don't have any real relatives, so the dispatch is sent to us. There will not be enough grain to chew grain." Powerful now has a great impression of the dust, and asks what to say.

"You've only been doing this business for a short time, haven't you?" Lichen asked.

"You're the first to give money!". A robber has a fast mouth, and he answers honestly without thinking about it. The other robber kicked his companion in a hurry. "me?" I was not satisfied with being kicked. Yunhua almost burst out laughing.

"To be honest, although I haven't done this kind of business like yours, I've seen a lot of people walking south and north, you can't do this, you can't do it?" The dust is serious and authentic. Yun Hua next to him rolled his eyes when he heard this-how could there be such a thing? Master! How many robbers have you seen? Who can snatch you?

Yunhua didn't tell a lie. Although I haven't heard the lines of this mountain, I really saw a lot of slow down in the 500 meters ahead.

"This robber depends on packaging." Lichen talked about the robber scripture.

"What is the packaging?" The two robbers "asked shamelessly".

"As for the packaging, it's your line, your lines, and the guys. Look at your ragged door, it will make people despise at first glance, and if you despise it, it will make people look down on you, and if you look down on it, you won't be given money. I'm talking about no. Lichen said.

"yes, yes. I said, why are older people laughing when they see us, and they are not afraid at all? The robbers nodded.

"There are also lines, which are too unpretentious. It's all old, and I need to change it. "It's serious.

"What do you say" robbers are very studious.

"Like, wellใ€‚ใ€‚" Lichen thought about it for a long time and didn't think of any good lines. I had to say; "Forget it, you don't understand it. For example, I don't understand 500 meters ahead. Or use the original. At least they all understand. โ€

"Well, listen to you" The robber is now respectful of Dust.

"What about you, you have to change this outfit first, or sprinkle some chicken blood or pig blood on it, people will think that you have killed people, you will be afraid, and you will give money when the time comes. Also, which two wooden sticks are too cold. So I'll give you two knives. Although it is also wooden, it is also painted with silver paint. It looks like a sword. My daughter played with it when she was a child, and I gave it to you. If the stick is broken, it will be lost." Lichen didn't know where to find two wooden swords that children played with and gave them to the two thieves.

"Thank you, thank you" The two thieves were very grateful.

"Let's go first. You two do a good job, don't embarrass the heroes! Lichen encouraged the two robbers to arrive.

"Definitely, definitely, big brother go slowly." The two robbers watched Chen and Yunhua leave, and then disappeared into the mountains and forests again.

"Master, how can you teach people to be robbers like this." Yun Hua rolled his eyes and looked at his master with disdain.

But I can also fool people and feel satisfied: "If they don't touch me today, maybe they will really become robbers in the future." But if I say that today, they won't be robbers. โ€œ

"Why?" Yunhua was curious.

"The two of them are like this, everyone will not take them seriously, and the government will not be serious, so they will not come so far to arrest them. Maybe after a while, they will become more and more bold, knowing that they are really killing people and plundering goods. But I asked them today to get a wooden knife that could be messed with, and it was stained with chicken blood. Others will think that they really killed someone. Will give them money and report it to the official. The government will still take the matter of killing people very seriously. It is estimated that these two thieves will not be able to run away when they see the official errand. When the time comes, the yamen will be caught. But the knife is fake, and the blood is chicken blood. The government is expected to treat them as a joke, and they will be released after a few days in prison. But after these two thieves were so frightened, they were beaten again, and they did not dare to do this business again." Dusty explained.

"Ahh The little fox who raised his hand looked at his master with disdain; "Master is really insidious, I have to be careful with you in the future. Isn't it a little fox? The little fox didn't know if he understood, so he called out twice in response to the situation.

Lichen almost fell. At this time, it is not time to look at yourself with admiration, and the master said; "Master, are you really at stake"? l Dust heart plug....