"Who said people don't eat people, most men eat women, it's just not what you think. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Yang Ming turned on the Heavenly Eye Technique and wanted to see the girl, but surprisingly, the Heavenly Eye Technique couldn't see through the girl's skirt.

The girl said innocently: "Your eyes are so strange, why do you keep staring at me, do you have cross-eyed?" ”

Yang Ming said: "Look at you beautifully, just look at it twice." Get out of the way, I've got something. ”

"You want to go to Master?" The girl grinned, her hands were wide open, and the big font blocked Yang Ming's way, "You are not allowed to pass." Master said, you should come here, this is not the place you should come to. But when you come, the master will give you a few words, the ladyboy has different paths, you and your beautiful snake uncle, you will not have results, you better leave her quickly, otherwise, you will get into a big disaster. Another thing, didn't you just ask me where this is and who Master is? Master said, this is the Immortal Mountain, and the Master is an immortal. You know it all, get out. ”

The girl's voice fell, Yang Ming's head was dizzy, his eyes were dark, and he was fine in the next second, and then looked around, the grass was gone, the mountains were gone, and instead of a smoky courtyard, there was a big open-air hot spring on the side, and a big red snake was swimming in the giant hot spring.

The red snake swam to the hot spring, the snake's head was raised, and in an instant it changed into a human form, and a heavenly magic voice spit out from the red lips: "My good nephew, is the girl just now beautiful?" ”

The restless heart made Yang Ming can't help but scold in his heart that men are really ****, they are all lower body animals, and their resistance to women, especially beautiful women, is too weak.

Grunt, Yang Ming's throat moved, swallowing his saliva, the scene in front of him was too much of a test for a healthy and energetic man.

If you want to talk about beauty, a goblin like Zheng Hong can be said to be captivating to the country, a look back is enough to make people fascinated and even take out their hearts and livers, but compared with the real snake spirit in front of him, it is still too inferior. The face is so beautiful that it can be blown like clotted fat and white jade-like skin to exude infinite magic and seductive magic.

Uncle Beauty Snake didn't mind Yang Ming's hot gaze at all, a long snake tail didn't stop dangling in the hot spring, one arm supported the pool side with the palm of his hand supporting his chin, and the other hand probed Yang Ming's forehead, and flicked his fingers lightly, "My good nephew, don't patronize the coloring and look at me with a squint, answer my words, was that girl beautiful just now?" ”

The girl in the goose-yellow Luo skirt I saw just now was not beautiful, it was strange, just saying that another woman was beautiful in front of one woman, Yang Ming was not so stupid, and said, "It's okay." Uncle Shi, do you know where she comes from and what her name is? Also, where exactly was the place I went just now, and how did I go there? Is it true that the girl said that her master was a god? ”

Yang Ming asked a series of questions, although he was much better than ordinary people, but from head to toe, he was still an ordinary person, and there were too many things he didn't understand, especially related to the beautiful snake uncle, a goblin who claimed to be a snake fairy.

Uncle Beauty Snake didn't answer, but instead sold Guan Zi and said, "Do you want to know?" ”

I don't want to know what are you doing, looking at the beautiful snake Uncle like that, it seems that he wants to make things difficult for himself, Yang Ming's scalp was a little numb, and he asked tentatively: "Uncle Shi, should you worry about my vitality again?" Your old man will spare me, every time you suck the vitality, I have weak legs and weak feet for several days. ”

With a bang, Uncle Beauty's snake knocked on Yang Ming's head, "Remember, although Uncle Shi is old, he is not old, next time he dares to call me an old man, he will suck you dry!" Do you want to know who that girl was and who her master was? It's nothing to tell you, that girl is a half-immortal, and her master is an immortal. The reason why you went to them was because I secretly helped you. ”

In the past, when he followed a few masters who wanted to cultivate immortals in the master's school, Yang Ming still doubted whether there were really immortals in the world, but later the beautiful snake uncle appeared, and the snake immortals were all there, so there must be immortals. Now the beautiful snake uncle said that there are immortals, and he can accept it immediately, but there is one thing he doesn't understand, "Uncle Shi, what are you asking me to do there, is it possible, do you want me to go to them to steal something, this time it's just to step on it?" ”

Uncle Beauty Snake asked rhetorically: "Do you think that if I want to steal something, I will use you, a mortal man, to do it?" ”

"It's not for me to steal, that's for what. You don't want to come and want me to see the world, so you leave me there to see the gods? Yang Ming said, this old man will not be so boring.

"Stupid nephew, Uncle I've made so much effort to let you go and see them. That girl is so pretty, you don't have any other ideas? The beautiful snake said and laughed, with a smile that all men understand.

The smile of the beautiful snake uncle is usually more obscene uncle, Yang Ming can understand it, "Uncle Shi, what do you mean, let me chase that girl?" ”

Uncle Beauty Snake said: "That's right, that's what Uncle Shi meant. ”

Someone asked to chase a stunning girl, which is a good thing for a man, and even better for Yang Ming, but this matchmaker is not very good, it is the beautiful snake uncle, she let herself chase the girl, there is a conspiracy, "Uncle Shi, can you tell me the reason?" ”

"Do men need a reason to pursue women?" The snake tail of the beautiful snake uncle shook and went ashore, and there was a burst of smoke, and the long fiery red snake tail changed into two dazzlingly beautiful long legs, dangling in front of Yang Ming with small feet.

Calm down, calm down, be calm, Yang Ming silently recited the secret of purifying his heart, so as not to be uncomfortable by the beautiful snake uncle ****.

The beautiful snake uncle came behind Yang Ming, hugged his neck from behind, put his red lips to his ear, and said softly: "Is Uncle Shi beautiful?" ”

After rubbing, Yang Ming's fire rose again, and his body that had just used the Pure Heart Technique to disperse the fire immediately became hot again, the goblin is a goblin, and it is too good at seducing people.

"If I ask you, I'll answer quickly."

Yang Ming said: "Beautiful, beautiful, you are the most beautiful goblin I have ever seen." ”

"Then do you know how old Uncle Shi is?"

Yang Ming didn't know how old he was, so he could only guess a rough idea, "Uncle Shi, you have followed your ancestor to attain the Tao, at least more than a thousand years old." ”

"That's right, I've been at least a thousand years old since I hatched from my eggs. What about you, how old are you? ”

"I, eighteen, not yet nineteen."

Uncle Beauty Snake groped Yang Ming's face with one hand and the skin on the dragon-shaped tattoo on his chest with the other, "You are eighteen years old now, and it seems that there is still a lot of time, but in fact, after a few decades, you will be a pile of loess." Uncle Shi, I like you very much, so I want you to become an immortal. ”

The voice, the tone, are all like a woman who wants to be a woman, other women want to be a man, this beautiful snake uncle thinks, is to suck the vitality, Yang Ming hurriedly said: "Uncle Shi, you just spare me, it's a big deal for me to be a bad person, catch a few more beautiful boys for you, don't say suck their vitality dry, just suck them up and dry up." ”

"Uncle Shi is a picky eater, so he likes your vitality, and I am not uncommon to others. If I don't let my uncle inhale the vitality, I'll just suck it. ”

The beautiful snake uncle smiled playfully and bit Yang Ming's neck.

A tingling pain came from his neck, Yang Ming felt a stream of strength passing, and soon his legs were soft and his feet were weak, it turned out that the beautiful snake uncle could not only breathe breathe breath mouth-to-mouth when he grabbed himself, but also when he bitten.

After a while, the beautiful snake uncle raised his head with satisfaction, licked off the blood stains at the corners of his mouth with the tip of his tongue and turned the two ****s into snake tails, shook into the hot spring and still lay in front of Yang Ming, but the smile on his face was even stronger, and he seemed to have encountered something very good.

Not only the vitality, but also the blood was sucked a lot by the beautiful snake uncle, Yang Ming was weak, he could barely sit, and a pair of eyes stared directly at the pretty face of the beautiful snake uncle.

Yang Ming understood that he couldn't help the entanglement of this beautiful snake uncle, and completely became another food for her, no wonder the girl in the goose yellow skirt before would say that shemales have different paths.

Uncle Beauty Snake smiled and said, "Don't forget, Uncle Shi, I can read minds, what are you thinking, if I want to know, I will definitely know." Don't you human beings have a saying that since you can't get rid of the indignity of fate, you should enjoy the indignity of fate, you all know that Uncle Shi will not let you go, so don't contradict Uncle Shi and me. Besides, I'm just sucking you in a little bit of energy, and I'm not trying to hurt you. As for the sentence that the shemale has a different path, it's not right, you must know that the story of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen is a beautiful conversation among you. Moreover, Uncle Shi is not a demon, he is an immortal, he is a snake fairy, and it is you who have climbed Uncle Shi and me. ”

"Yes, it was I who climbed your old man's house. But I'm not going to marry you. Yang Ming touched the back of his neck, the wound had already scabbed, "Uncle Shi, are you tired of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and you plan to change your taste to taste what human blood is like." Suck my blood this time, won't you think about my flesh next time? ”

"Uncle Shi, I don't like to eat people, and I am even more reluctant to eat you in my stomach. There is a reason for sucking your blood this time, I need a warm blood to warm my body. Because Uncle Shi and I, I'm about to get emotional, drink a little of your blood, and my body will be emotional years or even decades earlier. ”

"In other words, Uncle Shi, you want to have a child?" Yang Ming looked down at herself, and then at Uncle Snake Beauty, could it be, she was going to borrow another thing from herself.

The beautiful snake uncle sneered, "It's so easy to deceive, Uncle Shi didn't plan to have a child, I'm going to molt, so I need your blood." ”

"Molting, Uncle Shi, do you want to molt?" Yang Ming wondered, if you molt, you can molt, there is no snake that does not molt, but why do you have to bite the master, my blood is not Coca-Cola.

"Suck your blood, of course, for a reason. Because you are a pure yang body, your blood is the warmest, and it is a treasure for us snake immortals. ”

Yang Ming laughed at himself, that is to say, the young master was regarded as a tonic, "Forget it, let's not mention this matter first." Why are you chasing that girl for me? ”

"Because I want you to be an immortal. You have a long life, but no matter how long you live, you can't escape reincarnation, and you can only live forever if you become an immortal. Although you are cultivating now, you have a long way to go, and it is so easy to succeed. Your ancestor Taiyi is a real person who ascends to the immortal, and only two people from the thousands of sects below her ask to become an immortal. So I pointed out a shortcut to you, last time you let you and the little snake fairy get the fairy fate, you have the opportunity to become an immortal, this time I let you go to the fairy mountain, that pair of masters and apprentices one is a fairy, the other is a half-immortal, no matter which one you chase, stay there, you have fifty percent certainty of becoming an immortal. My good teacher and nephew, what about me, I suggest that you start with your apprentice, because she has a simple personality and does not understand the world, and she has the most resistance to the love between men and women, so it is best to start with such a girl. (To be continued.) )