"Poof—"

Some of the teachers vomited blood, some spit, and almost choked to death, but what made them choke to death was still to come.

I only heard Fang Qiu continue: "In addition to the wonderful and delicate description of this poem, the story described is actually very eye-catching. Everyone should have heard of Emperor Tang Ming and Yang Guifei, but as long as you know a little about history, you should know that Yang Guifei is actually the daughter-in-law of Emperor Tang Ming. In other words, Emperor Tang Ming robbed his son's wife. Do you think this is a story of chaos? ”

"it!"

"Awesome! Hehe. ”

"But Mr. Fang, let's talk about the bed scene first."

Seeing the stunned expressions of the other teachers and the face of the district director who wanted to kill, Director Chen couldn't wait to find a place to get in.

Shame on you! How can there be such a teacher? It's just the scum of the teachers!

However, judging from the effect of Fang Qiu's method, I have to say that the method is very good, and it has successfully attracted the attention and enthusiasm of students.

So all the teachers wanted to see what Fang Qiu would do next.

They really didn't believe that Fang Qiu could rely on this kind of gimmick to finish an entire class.

Seeing that he had successfully attracted the attention of the students, Fang Qiu continued unhurriedly: "The main sentence that describes the bed scene is these two sentences: 'The waiter helped up the delicate and weak, and it was the time of the new inheritance. The cloud sideburns and flowers are shaking, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the spring night. ’”

Many students shook their heads again and again: "Teacher Fang, it's too profound to understand." ”

Fang Qiu said with a smile: "Translated into modern Chinese is ......"

Fang Qiu paused, and the boys in the class all widened their eyes and stretched their necks, waiting for Fang Qiu to explain.

The girls glanced at Fang Qiu with disdain, but they still showed their concern, intentionally or unintentionally.

Not only the students, but even the teachers who listened to the class were hung by Fang Qiu's appetite.

They really wanted to hear how Fang Qiu would translate these two sentences.

Fang Qiu was very satisfied with the effect he had created, and then smiled cheaply: "I'm sorry, these two sentences are too yellow, if they are translated, they will definitely be harmonized." In short, what the hottest scene you can think of is what these two sentences describe as it is. ”

Everyone's down!

"Teacher Fang, you liar!"

"Protest, serious protest!"

"If you don't explain it clearly, we won't be in this class!"

The students were very emotional, and Fang Qiu hurriedly comforted: "Don't get excited, let's not be so superficial, right?" You must know that the great charm of poetry is not only in the description of bed scenes, but more often in the description of love. Family, friendship, love, of which love is the most. This poem is actually also about love, and if students want to write a good love letter, they should learn more about the wonderful sentences in it. ”

Seeing that the students were still embarrassed, Fang Qiu smiled mysteriously: "As long as you can use the sentences in it to write love letters after learning this lesson, the students who translate those two sentences can come to me after class." Now that we're in a public class, we have to be more reserved, don't you think? Hahahaha. ”

"Haha......" The students also laughed out loud, and that smile was as meaningful as Fang Qiu's.

Looking at Fang Qiu's cheap smile on his face, Director Chen vomited blood again, and greeted Fang Qiu a hundred times in his heart.

Do you know you're taking a public class right now? Do you know how to pay attention to your image?

If this lesson continues like this, don't say that you don't have an image, and even the face of the school will be lost by you!

Damn, it's so hateful!

There are only two words left to describe Fang Qiu, that is, "superb".

However, I have to say that this "superb" way of taking classes is really different, and when encountering such students, it seems that the normal way of teaching will not work, and he can only use his "superb" method.

This method does attract the attention of students, but it is a question of whether students can learn it at all.

If the students are playing a class in a noisy way, the lesson is just a sensational performance, and it is meaningless.

Now, the teachers who are listening to the class are eager to see how Fang Qiu's class will be held next.

The students were satisfied and energetic, and Fang Qiu also followed the spirit in class: "The essence of this lesson lies in the last two sentences: I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and I wish to be a branch in the earth. The days are long and sometimes endless, and this hatred lasts forever. In our modern language, I want to be with you forever, in heaven we are a pair of winged birds, on the ground we are a pair of branches and roots. Come to think of it, this situation is not romantic......"

"Romantic fart!" Mao Huihui suddenly interrupted, and it was very rude.

Fang Qiu didn't expect Mao Huihui to come like this suddenly, and couldn't help asking, "Mao Huihui, may I ask, what do you think is romantic?" ”

"Having money is romance." Mao Huihui stood up and began to express his "money first" theory, "If I have money, which woman am I chasing, I don't write these crepe love poems at all, but directly take her to a French candlelight dinner, someone next to her plays the violin, and after the meal, she will be given 999 roses, and millions of wedding diamond rings will be brought to her hand, and finally open a room...... Ahem, you get it. ”

"Poof—"

The teachers squirted blood again, the best teachers and the best students, a pair of best!

Fang Qiu was also made to cry and laugh by Mao Huihui, but Mao Huihui said it very realistically, and it was impossible for Fang Qiu to say that he was wrong.

After thinking about it, Fang Qiu said to the student bully Lu Tongtong: "Classmate Lu Tongtong, do you think you will accept this kind of romance?" ”

"I accept that no one can live without material things, and I doubt the kind of love that is 'full of love with affection'." Lu Tongtong said amazingly, "Of course it's good to have a lot of money, but it's enough money." If my object is very rich in the future, but it is a nouveau riche like Mao Huihui, I would rather not. ”

"Upstarts? Face? Mao Huihui was forced on the spot, "Am I so low?" ”

Lu Tongtong glanced at Mao Huihui with disdain: "What do you say?" Do you want to ask the female classmates in the class, are you a little nouveau riche? ”

"That's it, he's an upstart!"

"I know money money all day long, it's so vulgar!"

The students are still relatively simple, and they naturally don't like Mao Huihui's virtue.

Seeing that the students' three views were so positive, Fang Qiu was also relieved: "Mao Huihui, it's not me saying you, don't think that you can handle everything if you have money, in addition to being rich, you also have to be talented." ”

Mao Huihui said disdainfully: "How can there be so many people who are both rich and talented? Probably only in women's frequency novels, right? ”

"Who says no?" Fang Qiu pointed at himself with his finger, "Obviously, you can rely on your appearance and wealth to eat, but you have to rely on your talent, and your Teacher Fang is your best example." ”

"Poof—"

This time, not only the teachers who listened to the class, but even the students couldn't help but spurt blood.

Ya, it's really shameless, invincible in the world!

This book was first published in Reading Books