"What about Zhang Jiang? Are you waiting for the ratings? ”

Pinching the time, Qiu Yang came out and asked. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Mo Cheng said: "He just went to the toilet, and he probably still has diarrhea!" ”

"Lazy people have a lot of and urine, and they can't be relied on at critical moments!" Qiu Yang smiled: "I'll go and see if the ratings come out!" ”

Walking to the department responsible for recording and counting the ratings, Qiu Yang asked, "Sister Huan, did yesterday's ratings come out?" ”

The fat woman named Sister Huan looked up, and then said with a cold face: "What's the hurry, come back at ten o'clock!" ”

I'll go! What a tone of voice do you! Qiu Yang is unhappy, he is also a celebrity on the TV station! He's also a singer! It's not so flattering to Lao Tzu, just forget it, I'll see what kind of face you give! It's like Lao Tzu is your husband-killing enemy!

"Sister Huan, I see that your Yin Tang is dark, your face is not very good, have you been insomnia and dreamy lately, and your mood is more irritable?" Qiu Yang suddenly said with a serious face.

Sister Huan heard it, can you also see this? Then I picked up the mirror and looked at it, it was broken, and my face was really bad! She looked at Qiu Yang and thought to herself, could it be that this guy still knows how to visit Chinese medicine?

"You've studied medicine?" Sister Huan asked nervously.

Qiu Yang pretended to be deep and said: "The complexion is not good, the bags under the eyes are swollen, the lips are dry and red, and the mood is irritable!" In my experience, this is not a particularly serious disease, but if it is not treated properly, it will gradually worsen in the future. ”

"You didn't lie to me? Am I sick? Sister Huan was skeptical.

"If you don't believe it, you can go to the hospital, preferably a traditional Chinese medicine hospital, because it is difficult to cure your disease by relying on Western medicine to inject needles and water." Qiu Yang said that he was about to believe it.

"And what disease do I have?" Sister Huan asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, I still have some things, I'll come over at ten o'clock and get the ratings and explain it to you in detail." With that, Qiu Yang turned around and left.

"Wait a minute, the ratings have been counted, I'll let people sort it out as soon as possible!"

Seeing Sister Huan's fat body walking in upside down, Qiu Yang snorted softly in his heart, even this pig-headed fool wants to fight with me! A little supervisor even played a big name! I'm going to have to make you look at you!

Soon, Sister Huan handed Qiu Yang the freshly baked ratings table and asked, "What disease do you think I have?" Is it serious now? ”

Qiu Yang hurriedly glanced at the ratings, and then said to Sister Huan: "You have this disease, many women will have it when they reach a certain age, but you have been sick so many years earlier, this kind of disease can be ignored if it is light, and it can be dead!" ”

Sister Huan was fooled by Qiu Yang, why is the disease so strange? Many women will have it when they reach a certain age?

Then I saw Qiu Yang turn around and walk out, and his voice came faintly: "In the medical world, this disease is called menopausal syndrome!" ”

"Poof!"

Suddenly, the others who heard Qiu Yang's words couldn't help but laugh. Looking at Qiu Yang's back as she gradually walked away, Sister Huan's face sank, and she couldn't imagine that she was actually tricked by this guy! And he scolded her for entering menopause ahead of schedule!

"Laugh what a laugh!" If she didn't have to pay attention to her image, Sister Huan would have to rush out to the top of a Mount Tai and crush Qiu Yang into a meatloaf.

"Sister Huan, there is a data input error in the ratings table I printed out for you just now." A man walked out nervously and said.

"What ratings!" Sister Huan's anger has not subsided.

"I typed a wrong number in the ratings of "Good Singing." The man replied weakly.

"How it works! It's all wrong! Do you want to do it anymore? ”

The man scolded the dead fat woman in his heart, but said with a wry smile in his mouth: "I'm sorry, I just printed it without careful inspection, it was my sloppy work, this is the correct data." ”

After taking the form, Sister Huan's eyes locked on "The Good Singing of China", which was ranked first, and then the little eyes on her fat face widened, with an impossible look, and said, "Are you sure this data is not wrong?" ”

......

In the office, Qiu Yang walked in happily.

"Director Qiu, are the ratings out? Has there been any improvement? Zhang Jiang hurriedly asked.

Qiu Yang smiled and said, "Guess! ”

Looking at Qiu Yang's excited little expression, Zhang Jiang reported a data: "2.5%? ”

Wang Tingting said: "It must have broken through 2%, I guess 2.7%? ”

Mo Cheng replied: "It's not that fast to ride a rocket, right?" I think it should be 2.3% or 2.4%. ”

Liu Jingling knew Qiu Yang the best in the audience, so he said: "It must have broken through 3%!" ”

Qiu Yang laughed and said: "Xiao Liu guessed right, the rating is 3.16%!" ”

"I'll go! This is going against the rhythm of the sky! It seems that it is really possible to reach an average rating of 4%! Zhang Jiang was excited.

Rating: 3.16%? Lao Zhou, who was sitting in the corner, was a little surprised, the ratings were only 1.79% last week, and they actually rose so much this week! This data must have finished the "Base Camp" that was broadcast at the same time!

Mo Cheng gloated and said: "Yesterday's ratings of "Let's Fight Together" were only 2.01%, which was 1.47% lower than the previous issue. Our "Good Singing" is just the opposite, and it directly rose by 1.37%! Now we can hold our heads high! Ha ha! ”

At this time, a man came over with the ratings table and said to Qiu Yang: "Director Qiu, I'm sorry, I just made a mistake in the ratings of "Good Singing", this is the correct ratings data!" ”

"I'll go! It's not going to turn 2.16% into 3.16%, is it? Zhang Jiang smiled bitterly, this happiness came too suddenly, and it went too suddenly!

Qiu Yang took the ratings table handed over by the man and looked at it, and then said excitedly: "The rating is not 3.16%, it is 3.76!" ”

Everyone is getting more and more excited, this is the first music program in China with an audience rating of more than 3%! And under this circumstances, it is not a problem for the ratings to break through 4%!

At this time, after learning the ratings of "Good Singing". Liao Feng's face was as bitter as a bitter melon, he never expected that this broken show could reach such high ratings!

What made him most unhappy was that the ratings of "Let's Fight Together" yesterday actually dropped to 2.01%, while the ratings of "Everyday Upward", which was broadcast at the same time, increased significantly, reaching 2.26% of the ratings.

Qiu Yang laughed, looked at Liu Jingling and said, "What are you doing in a daze?" Hurry up and take a photo and post it on Weibo! Remember to go to the official Weibo of "Let's Fight Together", weren't they sneering last week! Let's slap them in the face this time! ”

"Forehead ......"

Everyone was speechless, they couldn't imagine that you were such Director Qiu!

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