Chapter 2 Tao Ming Willow Dark Village Head Several times cheated on the head of the village
The wind is blowing,
The clouds are drifting.
I walked lonely on the high mountain road,
Looking at the clouds and mist in the mountains,
Can't tell the distance deep slope high,
O wind,
O clouds,
O wind, greeting with thin clothes,
O clouds, locked up the mountainside.
The desolate mood drifts far away,
stood in the clouds;
As the clouds search,
Find the bridge of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl's rainbow;
But that's nothing.
Yun'er,
Floating.
How did this road go so painfully,
Without the courage to continue,
Stopped at this mountainside.
Looking back at your figure in the distance, it is getting smaller and smaller,
Can't find it,
Disappear into the desolate mountain road,
The scenery on the mountain is infinite,
Infinitely beautiful.
Without you,
I don't know how to get down this mountainside.
The widow looked at Wu Hao with tears streaming down her face, her heart was sad, and she sympathized with Wu Haolai; I thought to myself, this is also a hard-working child, is there anything wrong with her? The mistake is to find a man who doesn't know his home, his man sits on the side of wealth, the moon is prosperous, I can't see the woman with a hand towel, when there is no money to spend in his hand, and he can keep to himself, if he has two dollars in his hand, he is not him, he raises women outside, eats in the bowl and pulls the pot; Hey, what are you talking about, it's fate. Thinking about looking at Wu Hao, he said: "Girl, there is a feast in the world that will not be dispersed, and husband and wife are also like those who put it aside, if they can put it aside, if they can't put it away, they will disperse, and now in the new society, some people think it is superstition when it comes to talking, but the things handed down from the ancestors are still accurate." That day, when I saw the eight characters of your husband and wife, I remembered a few words handed down by my ancestors: 'The dragon and tiger committed murder to the west, and the sheep and snake were nowhere to be seen; Shenwu southwest recruits lawsuits, ugly not south and not east; Haizi is due north and is unfavorable, and Mao is not good to the northwest; The ground fell to the southeast, and King Wen dismounted and fell empty. This is the unlucky marriage recipe handed down by the elders, and I look at the marriage between the two of you, which responds to the phrase "ugly is not to the south and the chicken is not east", and it is also fate why should you go this way. The girl wants to open a little, this time I went to find your man, I found a good peace, don't be impatient if you can't find it, don't be in a hurry to come out, follow your temperament, don't sail against the current; Born like a dream, rich and poor look easy. If someone else's life is good, sit immediately, and if our life is not good, we won't fight. The girl is not going today, let's talk about it tonight. The widow's aunt said that Wu Hao put away his tears, it was about noon, this Wu Hao got up and went to the stove to find Ermao, and lived in the widow's house again this day.
Long to short, just say that at night, this lady sits under the lamp and gossips; This Wu has been in a melancholy mood for many days, his expression is naturally depressed, and when he speaks, he has a long and short tone, like a fanden chicken; This Fan Ermao couldn't bear it in his heart, and he was very pitiful; I thought to myself, tease her and make her happy. But how to make her happy? This Fan Ermao thought about it secretly, looked up at the widow and aunt, and then at Wu Hao, and spoke: "Auntie, let's sit here and grind our teeth, why don't I tell you a joke." He grinned.
"Don't listen to your bullshit story, your bucket of rotten vegetable shit in your stomach, what good story can you tell? It's nothing more than the tattered stories of those dogs and dishes, don't listen to them. ”
At that time, especially in the winter, everyone gathered in the livestock house of the production team that night, sitting on the mountain, what to say? Just tell me this story, I have less cat urine in my stomach, I have a story basket in the team, his stomach is full of stories, I can't finish listening to him tell it for three days, I was young at that time, I followed the adults to listen, the light will laugh, hehe stupidly listened, I don't know how many times the belly is broken. ”
"Tell me, what's the story?" Here Wu Hao asked curiously.
"Don't listen to him, girl, he doesn't have anything good in his stomach."
"Auntie, look at the words, why don't you have good goods. You haven't listened either, how do you know it's not a good product? He grinned again.
"I know you can't tell a good story," said the widow, with a twitch of the corners of her mouth, and added, "If you tell a good story, the ghosts will become spirits." ”
"Yes, auntie, it's a good thing, I don't believe you, listen to it."
"Say, say, tell a story." Wu Hao here is not confused, his two eyes are looking directly at Ermao, looking forward to Ermao's storytelling.
I saw this Fan Ermao said with a smile: "In the past, there was a loving couple, how you said that this couple is affectionate and has poetry as proof:
There are many loving husbands and wives in the world,
How to live a single table pair;
The sun rises in the east and is hazy,
The little bird branches sing their morning songs;
The wife is busy before the stove in the morning,
The husband went to the stove to burn the pot;
After eating breakfast in the fields,
The husband's ex-wife is busy working after that;
Laughing at noon and returning home,
In the afternoon, the husband and wife are diligent and close;
Come late and sit under the lamp of the husband and wife,
The wife helps the needleman;
Late at night husband and wife return in bed,
Rejoice in the bitterness of the family;
Suddenly one day the wind blows the branches,
The peacock branches were blown off;
Mandarin ducks playing in the water and playing mandarin ducks,
The husband died and the wife guarded.
It is said that when the couple was at the age of age, the husband died suddenly due to illness. Before the temporary time, the husband called his wife to the bedside and said desolately: 'Wife, since you married into my family, our husband and wife have been loving and affectionate; I can't imagine that your marriage and I will be broken, and I will leave you. As he spoke, tears rained down and he said, "I think that after I pass away, you will marry again, and when I go to hell, I see you remarrying, how can I be willing." Then he wept again.
The woman said, 'Husband, don't worry, I won't marry again.' ’
'Alas, you are still a widow when you are still young, how can you bear the pain of the green light and cold house, you should remarry.' ’
'My husband will not remarry if he dies. ’
'Alas, if you don't remarry, how can you keep the pain of the green lantern and the cold house? ’
'Husband, I can hold on, as long as I think of you, I won't be lonely. ’
'Lady, the green lantern is so hard to keep vigil, like a lonely goose falling down the mountain; The mountain wind blows cold to the bone, and the wailing is a long way. Lady! I'm leaving, you have a long road ahead, how do you live with a lonely woman with a child, or remarry. Then tears rained down again.
'Husband, don't say anything, the green lantern is difficult to keep vigil and hard to stay up, and the lonely goose is howling in the snow; The cold wind is biting and bears it alone, and he would rather die than have sex with the wild goose. The husband is relieved to go, I would rather die than remarry, although the green light is bitter, there is a woman who is afraid of loneliness, I am willing to bear it, and the husband's family has no worries. 'The woman is resolute.
'Lady, in that case, I will hand over a thing to you, you can take care of it, if you want me, until the middle of the night, as long as you chant these four sentences, I will come to meet you. ’
'Husband, such a thing?' ’
'Yes. Then he took out a thing from under the pillow, and saw that the thing was one turn long, three inches long, shaped like a cylinder, one inch thick, and shaped like a bullwhip, as evidenced by a poem: a thing three inches like a bullwhip, and an inch thick and round; The outside looks like a river lotus root just out of the water, and the inside is black and white and soft in the heart.
The man handed over the thing in his hand to the lady, and said, 'Lady, the name of this thing is Heli Jump, I will tell you four words, you remember it firmly; Remember, jumping in the river, jumping in the river, living in the East China Sea Immortal Cave. Although three inches are short dance world, one inch is full of round dance life. Lady, when you get to the dead of night, you think about me, you just need to take out this thing and put it in the palm of your hand, say these four words in your mouth, and recite it three times in a row, and I will come to meet you. Remembered. ’
'Remembered. ’
Tell me, I'll listen. ’
So the woman said the four sentences just now, and the man smiled on his face after hearing this, and died of his death. I saw the woman crying for her husband and coming back to life, crying until dawn, and finding relatives and friends to bury her husband.
In the middle of the night, she kept the green lantern and took out the object that her husband gave her, looking left and right, looking up and down, and couldn't see the reason, thinking that it would be better to read the four sentences to try to see if it worked, so she said in her mouth: 'Jump in the river, jump in the river, live in the fairy cave of the East China Sea. Although three inches are short in the dance world, one inch is as round as life. ’
As soon as the words fell, I heard a gust of wind blowing outside the house, and a person floated in the shadow of the lamp, and the three souls who scared a woman flew away, and the seven spirits rose into smoke, and they caught a cold on the spot and passed out. When she woke up and found herself lying in her husband's arms, the woman thought that she had gone to the underworld, and she was so frightened that she was about to faint, but when she saw the man next to her, she said, 'Don't be afraid, lady, I am your husband's family.' ’
The woman fixed her eyes, it was really her husband's house, and she touched the man with her hand, so cold. Looking at the appearance again, my heart was a little settled, so I said: 'Is it really you? ’
'That can be fake, I didn't tell you before I died, as long as you read those four sentences, I will meet you. ’
The woman looked at and touched the letter suspiciously, and believed in her heart, 'How are you so cold?' ’
'Look at the lady talking, I am already a person from the underworld, how to come to yang, naturally cold. ’
After hearing this, the woman cried loudly, stepped forward to hug her husband's house, and warmed her husband with her body, and the two were as close as ever. Since then, when a woman misses her husband's house, she will go to the middle of the night to recite those four sentences, and the man will come to meet her and spend her life like this.
Suddenly, it rained unexpectedly, and the mandarin ducks ran separately. How are you? It turns out that there is a wicked young man in this township, this person's ancestors are officials in the court, his father is a general on the side, he guards one side, his family has a big business, this radius of hundreds of miles is full of his tenants, this kid was originally in the capital, this year's drought, high temperature in summer, this kid went back to the township to escape the summer, the rich son is pampered, fat as a pig, idle and upset, obscene and only looking for that happy and exciting thing. On this day, while wandering in the countryside, I accidentally found a widow who was beautiful, and suddenly had evil thoughts. So he asked the chief of the township who this woman was? This pavilion chief is a sycophant, he doesn't do official business, and he follows the son's ass every day to pat his ass, so that this swinger can return to Beijing to tell him good deeds, and one day climb the clouds. The pavilion chief immediately told Gongzi that the widow had been widowed for many years and had not remarried, and that guarding herself was a clean thing. When that swinger heard it, he salivated and couldn't go up and take two bites, what did you say? This boy and brother are like clouds of beauties around him at home, why is this widow rare, she is inexhaustible every day around her, and she has long been tired of it, and now when she sees the village wild girl, she feels that she has seen wild meat, and she can't help but immediately step forward and bite a few bites. When I returned home, I didn't think about tea and dinner, but I thought about the widow, the old lady of the family came to escape the summer, and when I saw that my grandson didn't eat tea and dinner, I asked the pavilion chief why. The pavilion chief said truthfully, and the old lady said, "What's so difficult about this, just buy it with silver as a house slave for your grandson to play every day." So he paid the chief of the pavilion to do the thing.
The pavilion chief came to the widow's house non-stop, and deducted half of the slave silver that the old lady gave him, and threw the rest into the house and threw it on the table, looking at the woman and shouting: "The Xiangye's family is missing a maidservant, and the son has taken a fancy to you, so follow me today." The woman was frightened when she saw this situation, and the little girl under her knees was even more frightened, and the woman was sad when she saw the situation, and said sadly: "The official family is strong, and the little girl is willing to go, just give me a night's work, and tomorrow the official family will come again, and I will go with it." ’
Seeing that the pavilion chief saw that it was okay to let you go for the night, he said viciously: 'Okay, give you one night, clean up, and I will pick you up tomorrow.' With that, he stiffened his nose and led his men.
After the pavilion chief left, the woman was filled with grief and indignation, burst into tears, and hugged her daughter and cried; After crying, I put away my tears, thinking that it was better to die to repay the love of my husband's family, and looked up to see that the little girl was still young, and thought in my heart:
I die like a lamp, and the little girl has nowhere to go;
The old bird's nest died, and the young child starved his abdominal muscles;
Cunning weasel, greedy cat's eye disease,
I want to go to Huangquan, and I want to have a place to live.
It's not too late to die after discussing with her husband's family, and I want to wait for the third watch in the night.
After a day of silence, until the third watch in the middle of the night, the woman read the four words, and saw a gust of wind blowing, and the man was already standing in front of the bed, and the woman saw her husband crying and crying, and told the things of the day before and after, and the man listened, and the anger rose from his heart to the side of the gall, and he said angrily: 'The wicked are hateful, and must be punished severely.' Don't be impatient, wait for me to think of a way. After that, he lowered his head and pondered, and the man said: "Lady, you don't know, a few days ago, the king of Yama looked for me, and thought that I was working with the immortals in the immortal cave of the East China Sea to live too comfortably, and sent me to the East China Sea to find an elixir for him, I went to the East China Sea, and saw that there was an egg ball island in the East China Sea, there was no snow and frost on the island, the grass and trees did not die, the cranes were flying, and the clouds and mist were shrouded, and I found some elixir on the fairy island," and then took out a pouch from his bosom, poured out a pill from the pouch, handed it to the woman, and said: 'Lady, you hide this elixir, Tomorrow you will go with the chief of the pavilion, and go according to him, and stay until the night when you take out the river that I gave you before, and then soak it in the water, and leave it alone, and wait until the evil young man comes to you, and tells the evil young man that if you want to have sexual intercourse, you must first simmer this thing into a soup and drink it, and then you can have sexual intercourse with you. ......' This and this is a sign to the woman.
'What should I do with my child?' The woman asked.
You don't have to worry about it, child, I'll take it away tonight. Then he took out the sachet from his bosom, poured out a pill of elixir and put it in the mouth of his sleeping daughter, it was strange to say, the girl contained the elixir, her body was as light as paper, and she was about to fly, and the woman felt comfortable in her heart.
Then the man taught the woman four more words: 'Immortal pill, immortal pill, immortal guide the way to the immortal mountain; There is a fairy cave on the fairy mountain, and I spend a hundred years with the immortals. After that, the two of them fell in love, and when the fifth watch drum sounded, the man took his daughter and went away.
When it was dawn, the pavilion chief brought a dog's legs, carried a sedan chair, and shouted to set off when he entered the house, and the woman went with the pavilion chief in no hurry.
When I arrived at the evil young man's house, the evil rarely saw a woman, and I was so anxious that I wanted to rape the woman immediately, but the adults of the family had nowhere to start, so I had to endure the urgent fire and wait for the day to get dark.
Finally survived until the sun went down, the evil young monkey hurriedly entered the woman's room, stepped forward and wanted to have sex, and listened to the woman: 'Don't be impatient, the night is late and the night is long, don't be in a hurry, I am already a person who has come over, I know this taste, I want to do fun, I must enter the depths of the lotus flower, I want to be happy, I must be prosperous, I bring a thing today, you let Yahuan simmer into soup to drink, there is endless fun. Then she took out the object she had soaked in advance, and the man stepped forward to look, and saw that everything in the world was precious and precious, and that it was black and not a sea cucumber; The color is fresh, smooth and bright, and the texture is fresh and tender and aphrodisiac. In the boiling water, something looked like a sea cucumber, and he hurriedly asked, 'What is this?' ’
'This thing is aphrodisiac, better than the elixir, the son only needs to use a mouthful, and he knows that this thing is magical. ’
'Really?' ’
'Seriously. ’
Seeing that the evil major general was suspicious, the woman said: "Don't doubt it, I came to your house as a slave, and I want to be with my son for a long time, why deceive you." ’
This evil young man thought that this is also the reason, she has entered the palm of my hand, and I am afraid that she will not dare to do anything. So he called Yahuan and took the objects to simmer the soup.
Not long after, Yahuan brought a bowl of fresh soup, and saw that the soup was rich and fragrant. So take a sip along the edge of the bowl, and feel that the soft glutinous crispy and tender soup is delicious, and the aftertaste is endless, which is magical, since the soup slides into the mouth, you feel that the yin qi is sudden, the dantian is sinking and floating, moving up and down, and the qi and blood suddenly drop and attack the yang, ** stand up, 'good soup, good soup.' This evil young man was pleasantly surprised, applauded again and again, drank it in one breath, shouted and laughed in his mouth, and the fire burned and was in a hurry to have sex with the woman, and the woman did not shirk, since he did that good thing with this evil young man, it was surprising, this evil young man drank the aphrodisiac soup, the ** became thicker and thicker, the roots were full of flesh, and the rod was like a hard stick, and I saw the evil young man riding on the woman's body, and sent the ** into the woman's treasure box, and the woman endured the humiliation and dirt, and shed tears, exactly:
In the depths of Liuxia with hard work,
Locking the lotus does not relax;
Turning over the river and turning the sea fairy cave,
Cross and Luan Ming a more bell.
This time Tengluan poured the phoenix, the evil young man called happiness, this evil young man tossed a more time before getting off the horse, dismounted like mud, a hot sweat, fell asleep, fainted after a while, and died of a cold. Rank official, why are you there, the fierce medicine hurts the original, the fire attacks the heart, and the essence and blood rush to the leakage.
The woman got up at this time, dressed and got out of bed, did what her husband said, took out the knife she had prepared in advance, cut off the wicked **, walked out of the house and threw it into the yard. Turning around and taking a long breath, he took out the elixir given by her husband's family, put it in her mouth, and silently recited the four words passed on to her by her husband's family in her heart, which was wonderful, and as soon as she finished reading the four sentences, she felt that her body was floating like a cloud, and her feet turned into a wisp of wind and smoke and flew away, and when she hovered in the sky, she saw her husband's family standing in the clouds and waiting for her, and the man flew to the slender hand and condensed away.
Speaking of two ends, the evil young man whined, ** was abandoned outside the house, the fishy smell was far away, the watchdog smelled, the hooves galloped, the hungry dog pounced and returned to the kennel and swallowed it in two bites. The hungry dog eats this evil little **, and there is one more lock yin skill, and when the dog hands over the tail again, the lock yin gong starts, and it can't be lifted with that bar, and the dog plays skewers to eat this evil little **.
Wait until dawn, Yahuan came to the front of the house, knocked on the door and no one answered, the door was hidden, pushed the door in, the house was quiet, walked to the bed to see, the ground was bleeding, scared Yahuan screamed and ran out of the house, everyone heard the shouting, came to take a look, and saw that the boy was facing the sky on his back, the bullshit was cold, and it was already hard. Looking for the woman again, there is still a trace, everyone understands in their hearts, and immediately informs the old lady, the lady rushed to the scene in a panic, saw the death of the grandson, fainted, and woke up, and understood the events of last night.
Where can I find a woman, that woman has already turned into an immortal and gone to the fairy cave; Here the family took care of the son and buried, the family sorted out the remains, this evil is less than that ** can not be buried, people in the past superstition, thinking that the dead people are not that ** buried, the next life reincarnation is the yin and yang people, so send someone to find, the family according to the words to find, looking for bloodstains, found the kennel disappeared, knew that the dog was eaten, turned back to report to the old lady, the old lady was also helpless, had to tell the family, slaughtered the dog, cut off the dog's ** and stitched it to the evil young man, exactly:
Missing one thing to make up for another,
The cupola gold worm into the dog's belly.
Reincarnation with dog harness in the afterlife,
From then on, the whip of the lewd demon danced.
Since then, all lustful people have the function of a dog whip, with a lock on the yin. ”
This Fan Ermao didn't smile even after speaking, and looked at Wu Hao with a calm face. Here Wu Hao and the widow and aunt first listened to the desolation, tears wet their eyes, and when they heard the latter sentence, they came back to the taste, and saw that Wu Hao burst out laughing and scolded: "Let your daddy shit, what a bullshit story, clean and blind." ”
"I just said, he can't tell any good jokes. It's not that good thing. The widow and aunt also scolded. The three of them burst into laughter, and the atmosphere just now eased suddenly.
Precisely:
Mo Dao laughed in the silence of the night,
Smile triple life.
Wealthy officials and ghosts walk the same way,
When equality is the same as prosperity.
The three of them laughed and gossiped and rested separately, this Wu Hao still slept in the widow's aunt's house in the first half of the night, and drilled into the Ermao quilt in the second half of the night, and as soon as he entered the quilt, he went to catch Ermao's dog thing, and said with a smile: "Tonight, I'll see if your dog whip will make that lock yin kung fu, and if you can't make it, I will kill you." ”
"Auntie, you are something else, that's a fool's errand, who has that ability, has that ability and still beats a single, let the breeding station get the ball away." With that, he grinned.
"Shh," Wu Hao hurriedly covered Fan Ermao's mouth, "Don't wake up your aunt." Then the two of them went into the valley of happiness.
There was nothing to say that night, and the next day, Wu Hao said goodbye to the widow and aunt. Before leaving, the widow took Wu Hao's hand and said: "Girl, aunt say something from the heart, I see that you have a catastrophe this year, come on, girl, what is a catastrophe, a disaster?" To put it bluntly, this calamity, Kanya is a person's heart is condensed, yearning, entangled, difficult to let go, in the long run, the calamity comes; Girl, you listen to your aunt's words, this time you traveled far to find your husband, and found it, and persuaded each other with good words, but I couldn't find it, quiet and knotted, it's okay to wander outside for a year or two, people move to live, trees move to death; Moving the place and looking at the outside world is conducive to resolving the entanglement in your heart; Girl, in addition to natural disasters, the calamities in this world are often the source of calamities; Girl, listen to your aunt's words, let go of the entanglement in your heart, there is that man who also lives, without that man is also three meals a day, let go of the knot, everything will pass. ”
"Auntie, I listen to you, I'm leaving, when I'm done with this matter, I'll come to see you." As he spoke, tears welled up in his eyes.
"Let's go, Ermao, you go and send it off."
"Medium, medium." Fan Ermao followed behind Wu Hao and walked out of the courtyard.
This Fan Ermao has been sending Wu Hao to the entrance of Wu Hao's village, and the two of them said goodbye and went to their own affairs.
The peach bright willow dark village head,
Several times he secretly crossed the river.
Now that the willow concubine is far away,
A peach blossom sends spring waves.